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/co/ Pain Thread 4: You go girl! Anonymous 07/27/2022 (Wed) 03:51:49 No. 27852

Welcome to the next thread for any & all /co/ related pain in comics, movies, or TV. Somehow the MCU's 4th phase is now over with a whole lot of nothing happening with a point to build up to. But hey now you're getting... Aztec Namor & Ironheart in Wakanda. I got a question. Wakanda niggas wear white & do dumb dances at a funeral for their king? Why do the buildings look like sand castle buildings you find in the middle east? I though Wakanda was super advanced. Next we got.... She-Hulk without the sex appeal & way less clever comedy. Fun. Least they're really determined to flanderize Daredevil now. Speaking of which, there's also 2 new animated shows coming to Disney+. The first, a continuation of the 90s X-men cartoon. Assuredly they won't ruin them like they have in movies & comics, right? Then the next is a prequel Spider-man show that makes literally no sense in the established MCU.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:26:35 No. 29519

>>29503 WEW, that old leak from a literal nobody's blog was true: https://archive.is/VIW5M <Norville “Shaggy” Rogers. Male, 16-18. Series Regular: >Before Shaggy was America’s favorite self-medicating, squeaky-voiced teenager, with an undiagnosed eating disorder, he was Norville Rogers - the excitable, Black, handsome, and mildly spectrum editor-in-chief of Poortown High’s student newspaper, The Ranting Townie. Unfortunately, he was also completely oblivious to any and all social norms and cues, which is helpful when tracking down a story, but less good when it comes to being the closest thing Velma has to a friend. However, when Norville discovers a dark secret in his family’s past, Velma will be the only person who can help him make sense of his unraveling life. At least until, you know, he discovers weed and snacks. <Daphne Blake. Female, 16-18. Series Regular: >Forget everything you know about Daphne Blake. It should take zero seconds as there was nothing to know. She was attractive, but also… she wore purple. That’s it. Until now… Our Daphne is diverse, and a foundling raised by two female police officers. Yet, despite her loving home, Daphne still struggles with abandonment issues and an insatiable need to uncover her mysterious past. On the plus side, she’s been able to use that ruthless drive to claw her way to the top of Poortown High School’s popular clique “The Rich Kids and Daphne” as just a freshman. Though she’ll have to get in touch with her softer side to finally understand her complicated feelings for Velma. And, perhaps even more importantly, why she has red hair. <Fred Jones. Male, 16-18. Series Regular: >Much like the original Fred, our Fred is a wh`ite guy who loves to take credit for everyone else’s work. But our Fred is also a pretty boy gym rat, riddled with daddy issues big enough to make Eric Trump say “damn.” And yet, Fred knows that no matter how douchey he acts, he’ll never live up to his father’s expectations. Because Fred has a deep dark secret. He’s sixteen years old and hasn’t gone through puberty yet. Worse. His secret is getting harder and harder to hide. >Not just from his father but from his girlfriend, Daphne. Who’s getting a little bored with just over-the-clothes stuff. Fortunately, Fred is wrongly imprisoned for murders he didn’t commit. He needs the help of Poortowns High’s least popular student. Velma. To prove his innocence, and while it’s weird for Fred to see, let alone talk to, a girl like Velma. He quickly realizes her thoughts and emotions have value. <Det. Diana Blay. Female, 30s-40s. Series Regular: >Female, African American. The 30s-40s. Daphne’s mom, Diana is a hard-nosed, fourth-generation cop. She leads with her jocular sense of humor but is better at muscling confessions out of criminals than handling the subtle nuances of both police work and parenting. <Det. Lillith “Lilly” Ke. Female, 30s-40s. Series Regular: >Female, open ethnicity. The 30s-40s. Daphne’s mom, Lilly is a sweet, demure, caretaker who just wants everybody to be happy. She’s more comfortable using her words than her fists but will go full mamma bear when threatened. <Diya Dinkley. Female, 30s-40s. Series Regular: >Female, Indian American. The 30s-40s. Diya is Velma’s hardworking, put upon mother, struggling to have it all. A practical and measured lawyer by day, she’s often frustrated by Velma’s emotional outbursts and wishes she’d move forward with her life the way she has. <Imran Dinkley. Male, 30s-40s. Series Regular: >Male, Indian American. The 30s-40s. Velma’s dad. If Tom Hanks were a small change, South Asian, history teacher, and amateur mystery writer he would be Imran Dinkley. At least from Velma’s In reality, while Imran was a great father, he was a less great husband with a bit of darkness. <Spooner Garcia. Male, 30s-40s. Series Regular: >Male, Latinx. The 30s-40s. Velma’s stepdad, Spooner is a loud, irrepressibly stoked, Guy Fieri-style self-made restaurateur who believes “Old Guys Rule” with zero sense of irony. And while he’s an alt-right blowhard, he loves Velma and Diya deeply and would do anything for them. <GIGI. Female. Recurring: >Female, Black. Seeking an adult actor to sound high school-aged. Daphne’s friend. She is the most wide-eyed and innocent of the group but finds her voice a bit over the course of season one. <OLIVE. Female. Recurring: >Female, Caucasian. Seeking an adult actor to sound high school-aged. Daphne’s friend. Olive is the curviest and toughest of the popular girls. In Daphne’s absence, Olive assumes the leadership role.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:30:21 No. 29520

>>29503 All one has to do is look at Fred and Norville to see their bullshit. >>29506 Fuck Disney, its castle, its mascot, and all its fucking fuckery.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:30:42 No. 29521

>>29460 I meant as in, just a native american epic.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:30:55 No. 29522

>>29519 >black >autistic >confirmed stoner Of course. >raise by two female police officers >lesbian for Velma Even Shadman did this better. >loves to take credit for everyone else’s work. >pointless Trump reference >douchey FRED WAS LITERALLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH ALL THE PLANS & TRAPS! FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS!

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:31:53 No. 29523

>>29519 This literally hurts to read, it's like a "z0mg1!!1 so quirky11!!1!" tumblr fanfiction came to production. There's zero originality or purpose to this than to generate buzz without having its own merits, god damn this thing is gonna shit itself harrrrrrrd if it isn't already. I have to be more confident with my own writing if these are the "people" demanding their work be taken seriously, holy shit I got second hand embarassment so hard my chest locked up. Fuck.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:32:29 No. 29524

Leaked storyboards.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:34:20 No. 29525

>>29524 Of what?

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:34:46 No. 29526

>>29525 New Velma show, probably of the first episode.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:35:51 No. 29527

>>29524 This is Crackhead of the Creek. It's so amateur, did a steven universe crew member storyboard this?

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:36:12 No. 29528

>>29526 Man he's just absolutely not Shaggy.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:41:04 No. 29529

>>29519 >>29524 Nuke us Poutine.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:46:29 No. 29530

>>29528 Yeah, it's not even that he's a nigger, it's that he's a bland fucking nigger. I'm gonna say WB didn't want the pajeetress to fuck with their established brand so they gave her an ultimatum "make them different enough or we're not going through with production" It's still no excuse for the mid character design, look at bob fucking marley, use him as a template and begin slowly adding your own twist to it and modifications if need be.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 00:49:13 No. 29531

>>29530 It can be both. I think it's more likely they wouldn't greenlight her show unless she made it an existing property. Really it would've been better for everyone if they just let her make her shitty edgy ripoff instead of an official product.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 01:01:07 No. 29532

>>29531 >shitty edgy rip >pic related: people praising it

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 01:02:20 No. 29533

>>29532

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 01:05:09 No. 29534

>>29532 >check account >that was his last tweet lmao: https://nitter.net/messytails/status/951833910912090113 Also don't check the media section.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 01:06:47 No. 29535

>>29534 Apparantly he fucking died.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 02:03:31 No. 29538

>>29535 Probably hepatitis

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 02:18:41 No. 29540

Fun fact: if you Jewgle Search "Velma Dinkley" you get confetti and a bunch of pride flags falling. The most used search engine by normalfags is making it impossible to ignore what they've done to her. It looks like they're going to make it impossible for Zaslav to undo this without exposing Warner Bros to MUH [x]PHOBIC ERASURE bullshit.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 02:28:10 No. 29542

>>29540 A reminder that every time someone fluffs up a character for being a different race or gender, just ask people why they care more about what someone is and not who they are, since that goes against daddy negro's fine teachings to judge by content of character.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 02:38:11 No. 29543

>>29540 Didn't stop Zaslav from killing Batgirl. Black Adam likely bombing too & the massive negative reception this Velma trailer is getting will set his sights on these divisions for the chopping block.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 03:09:47 No. 29548

>>29543 Oh no, I'm hopeful the Velma show will be euthanized (cynical since these fucks are nepotistic and may have a contract like how Steven Jewniverse couldn't be canned by CN for years). It's just that they're setting the table so "purely straight" Velma can't be depicted in future series via court of public opinion--because leftists bully companies by threatening bad PR and discrimination checks.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 03:14:00 No. 29549

>>29540 >it's real

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 03:18:06 No. 29550

>>29548 It'll get one season then be canned. But yeah the public vocal minority will forever throw a fit if Velma isn't explicitly a lesbian from now on.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 05:29:12 No. 29554

>>29524 Whew! What a relief! For a minute I thought they were going to go with someone who didn't attend CalArts.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 05:34:15 No. 29555

>>29432 Velma is not a dyke, no matter what this faggoty movie says. If Hanna or Barbera were alive, they'd burn down the entire fucking studio before they let that shit happen.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 05:40:10 No. 29556

>>29555 Only hope lies with Zaslav, tripsman.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 09:54:45 No. 29558

>>29555 To what extent can a fictional character definitively be or not be anything? Make no mistake, I'd love to be able to say that a character definitely isn't posted, but I don't see how that can be the case.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 10:46:51 No. 29559

They're not even trying to hide their absolute disdain for normal people now.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 12:54:38 No. 29561

>>29549 That's just plain retarded.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 13:52:44 No. 29564

>>29519 This was written by someone who thinks identity politics are character traits.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 16:03:24 No. 29565

>>29559 Your concept of "normal" its super outdated at this point, even in the "silent majority".

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 16:33:58 No. 29566

>>29503 SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. SHAGGY IS A NIGGER A BORING NIGGER. BLAND BORING STUPID FUCKING NIGGER. SHIT.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 17:12:30 No. 29568

NEW THREAD >>>/co/29567

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 22:46:09 No. 29587

>>29565 You are in a cult.

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 02:03:26 No. 29630

>>29524 This looks exactly like Rick & Morty.

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