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The Biggest Bitch Nameless Fairy 01/31/2021 (Sun) 14:22:26 No. 1797 [Reply]

Let's pretend anyone here actually plays the games instead of being a filthy secondary and have some actual gameplay discussion. Which boss gave you the most trouble? Clownpiece is often cited as being stupidly hard, but from my experience, its less that her battle is hard, and more that she presents a drastic difficulty spike when anything up to that point was relatively tame by Touhou standards. So it's frustrating, but ultimately manageable. By comparison, that one spellcard of Shimmy which increases the size of your hitbox fucks me up to no end. As does Seiga's habit of reversing the controls/ the screen and raping your muscle memory in the process. It's all good and fun until the boss turns the basic gameplay mechanics against you.

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Nameless Fairy 02/01/2021 (Mon) 17:27:34 No. 1812

>>1811 There's also music? I thought tou-hou was a female empowerment art-collab where tumblr artists come together to create a collective AU about women born with innate magical abilities building a feminist utopia free from those dirty sausage-bearers. At least before that misogynist 4chan caught wind of it and began trying to co-opt it by drawing draw-raping their OCes with porn because these racists can't do anything original. AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING 😭😭😭

Nameless Fairy 02/02/2021 (Tue) 00:57:31 No. 1815

>>1811 Nigger

Nameless Fairy 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:13:53 No. 1819

>>1810 >did you 1cc easy first youmu is ez >playing on easy ever >continuing instead of starting over

Aki Sisters Thread Nameless Fairy 12/25/2020 (Fri) 20:19:16 No. 1556 [Reply]

If regular autistis spill spaghetti, does Minoriko spill sweet potatoes?

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Nameless Fairy 01/01/2021 (Fri) 03:27:28 No. 1610

>>1601 There's gotta be at least one person out there who doesn't see it as a defect.

Nameless Fairy 01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:45:18 No. 1618

>>1610 There are also barely any Sekibanki throatfuck (either side) pics and the few that are out there are low quality ryona shit. Touhoufags can be surprisingly uncultured at times even on the jap side.

Nameless Fairy 01/02/2021 (Sat) 18:39:53 No. 1624

>>1618 Just go look up Yukari’s gloryhole shenanigans, they’re the same

Christmas 2hus Nameless Fairy 12/13/2020 (Sun) 15:22:06 No. 1430 [Reply]

Following a time-honored tradition, let's post 2hus with Christmas hats.

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Nameless Fairy 12/25/2020 (Fri) 20:24:34 No. 1557

Merry Christmas /2hu/! >>1555 Nice trips anon

Nameless Fairy 12/25/2020 (Fri) 23:48:47 No. 1560

Merry Christmas, to you all.

Nameless Fairy 12/30/2020 (Wed) 16:43:32 No. 1598

>>1560 >tfw live in the bumblefuck of nowhere to miss christmas with anons What a shame, atleast i got to spend it with my family.

Nameless Fairy 11/04/2020 (Wed) 20:30:06 No. 1025 [Reply] [Last]

I want Yuugi to crush my skull between her thighs.

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Nameless Fairy 12/26/2020 (Sat) 17:48:33 No. 1567

>>1566 >>1565 Do you know what a monstergirl is? If you seriously think that MG==furry then you might as well call yourself a nigger or a cuck.

Nameless Fairy 12/26/2020 (Sat) 21:34:32 No. 1568

>>1566 >>1567 >Being this blind to obvious shitposting But really, baphs are kinda shit as well as the demon they're based on.

Nameless Fairy 12/27/2020 (Sun) 08:23:02 No. 1569

>>1568 I like all mge girls, but baphs aren't my favs. But there are many other Sabbath exclusive girls and all other mgs that can be lolis.

Nameless Fairy 12/21/2020 (Mon) 11:30:32 No. 1531 [Reply]

Wasn't this "Not even a human" or something, or "Barely a human"? And also a megaten reference or something?

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Nameless Fairy 12/22/2020 (Tue) 23:18:29 No. 1536

if this thread's spent, i got a question zun has a math background, making literary and religious references in spellcard names, but are there any math references in the spellcard patterns or script?

Nameless Fairy 12/23/2020 (Wed) 19:30:23 No. 1540

>>1536 A whopping one reference to classical mechanics across the entirety of Ran's spellcards. The rest are folklore/anime references and fox puns. You can guess how things are going everywhere else if that's all the local Yukarix distro has got.

Nameless Fairy 12/24/2020 (Thu) 11:35:42 No. 1546

>>1536 I don't know if it's strictly mathematic, but Yukari has her entire "Demon's Eye 'Laplace's Demon" spellcard. Also, shikigami like Ran themselves being akin to computers and Yukari's own power being built on the manipulation of probabilities sort of point in a similar direction.

Nameless Fairy 12/15/2020 (Tue) 18:24:52 No. 1464 [Reply]

Is Nazrin a kodama nezumi? Then does that mean that if you piss off Shou...?

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Nameless Fairy 12/19/2020 (Sat) 00:10:08 No. 1514

>>1491 >(((mountain gods))) Moriya chemicals are making mice explode.

Nameless Fairy 12/19/2020 (Sat) 10:35:26 No. 1518

>>1514 Somebody tell Alex Jones.

Nameless Fairy 12/22/2020 (Tue) 11:41:52 No. 1535

>>1474 I will fuck all of them.

Nameless Fairy 12/15/2020 (Tue) 15:30:05 No. 1463 [Reply]

You gotta slap that little (fairy) Jap!

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Nameless Fairy 12/18/2020 (Fri) 13:30:02 No. 1509

>>1508 Popular, typo on my part. And unless you go 3DPG, I would argue that drawing a third guy into the scene takes more effort than just drawing two people.

Nameless Fairy 12/18/2020 (Fri) 17:59:50 No. 1510

>>1501 Then the youkai will be less inclined to eat him. But he will also be less likely to be forgotten, and thus less likely to end up in Gensokyo to begin with. I really wonder how, in the 2hu setting, the demographic of humans that is most likely to enter Gensokyo has altered the nature of the human village over time.

Nameless Fairy 12/19/2020 (Sat) 00:25:06 No. 1515

>>1510 Evil deeds uasually stay in people's minds for longer. Also, where does it say that youkai prefer evil people specifically? There are other factors, for example the closer someone is to enlightenment the more power their flesh will give a youkai (at least until you avctually reach it and become celestial). Demographic of humans that are most likely to enter Gensokyo are hobos with no close family or friends. Also, I don't think they reach the village often if ever, otherwise the villagers wouldn't be so clueless both about the outside world and their situation in general.

Wch bbyhu wud u snug Nameless Fairy 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:34:53 No. 20 [Reply]

Post bbyhus

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Nameless Fairy 12/06/2020 (Sun) 15:17:34 No. 1299

>>1297 Good is when it initially hurts, but you are comforted out of it soon after.

Nameless Fairy 12/13/2020 (Sun) 23:11:49 No. 1438

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Nameless Fairy 06/07/2020 (Sun) 08:22:02 No. 177 [Reply]

this is a gap hag say hi to her

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Nameless Fairy 12/13/2020 (Sun) 15:15:18 No. 1429

Nameless Fairy 12/14/2020 (Mon) 18:33:24 No. 1444

>>1429 Trying to stay relevant even though you’re an old hat?

Nameless Fairy 12/14/2020 (Mon) 19:17:12 No. 1451

>>177 What if I would headpat her and have a nice cuddle in the bed. and handhold too

Nameless Fairy 11/08/2020 (Sun) 10:23:30 No. 1044 [Reply] [Last]

Tell me about Nue! Why is she so lewd?!

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Nameless Fairy 12/12/2020 (Sat) 20:20:30 No. 1424

>>1420 Even if you were blindfolded, there'd still be a chance you might recognize her by the shape of her body or the shape of her pussy Which would be absolutely hysterical if the guy Nue is doing suddenly yelled "I recognize that cunt!"

Nameless Fairy 12/13/2020 (Sun) 14:32:43 No. 1427

Nue a slut! A slut!

Nameless Fairy 12/13/2020 (Sun) 22:33:17 No. 1435

>>1424 I mean blindfolded so that you're left to wonder "what is it that she's doing to my pee-pee?"

/2hu/ Infinity Cup Thread Nameless Fairy 07/04/2020 (Sat) 20:05:47 No. 350 [Reply]

Congratulations /2hu/, your board is now officially entered into the 6th Infinity Cup, a competition dedicated to crowning the divegrass champion of the webring! The defending champion and host for this Cup is /kind/, who defeated /co/ in the final, via a nailbiting penalty shootout. We will be following a similar tournament structure this Cup, with a Group Stage, guaranteeing your board at least 3 games, and a final Knockout Stage to determine the sole champion. The tentative schedule for the tournament is as follows: >July 31 Second Deadline, for tactics and Player Cards (explained below) >August 1st Draw Stream on the Infinity Cup Cytube, determining which teams your board will face in the Group Stage >August 7th, 8th, 9th First, second, and third Day of competition >August 14th, 15th, 16th Fourth, fifth, sixth day of competition, completion of Group Stage >August 22nd First day of Knockout Stage >August 23rd Final day of Knockout Stage, and the champion is crowned So what's the deal with this second deadline? This is for the strategy your team will run during the games, and it's the alternative to live managing. It's a simple text document that the rigger follows during the game that outlines offensive and defensive tactics, as well as substitutes. As for Player Cards, these are the special abilities your players will carry into the game.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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Nameless Fairy 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:25:58 No. 627

>>625 wew

Nameless Fairy 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:58:41 No. 629

Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!

Invite to the GCUP Nameless Fairy 12/12/2020 (Sat) 02:09:58 No. 1373

Hello /2hu/, I arrive at your humble board to officially announce the GCUP! The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivites. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. If you would like to participate, head on over to the pinned thread at our board on Cafe. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!

Nameless Fairy 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:06:39 No. 689 [Reply]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

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Nameless Fairy 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:32:26 No. 758

>>748 They're just delusional fools desperately clinging on to the past instead of striding forth into a better and brighter future.

Nameless Fairy 11/29/2020 (Sun) 17:13:46 No. 1245

>>689 >tfw the actual winter fairy bit the dust

Nameless Fairy 11/30/2020 (Mon) 14:21:32 No. 1254

>>1245 >fairy Her hitbox is too large for her to be a fairy.

Nameless Fairy 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:19:03 No. 802 [Reply]

Why is this girl hit on Alice and Patchy at same time?

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Nameless Fairy 11/27/2020 (Fri) 14:30:47 No. 1231

>>1227 >Marisa is not even Lesbian, but her sheer presence causes all girls in her proximity to become thirsty There has to be at least one comedy doujin about this.

Nameless Fairy 11/27/2020 (Fri) 16:49:33 No. 1234

>>1231 Basically Bomber Grape's Marisa for the whole 4.5 pages she didn't serve as a straight man to Reimu's bullshit. Don't think I've seen a whole doujin like that, though.

Nameless Fairy 11/28/2020 (Sat) 05:46:18 No. 1237

>>1234

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(3.67 MB 1530x6000 Rumia-nee-san.png)

Nameless Fairy 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:54:16 No. 1166 [Reply]

Did anyone here read Hitomi-chan? https://mangadex.org/title/32725/hitomi-chan-is-shy-with-strangers Those angled eyes and sharp teeth made me think "She looks like Rumia" at first, but now that her relatives are getting introduced I'm hundred percent convinced they are some distant descendants.

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Nameless Fairy 11/22/2020 (Sun) 21:28:48 No. 1184

>>1181 >Though that is interesting. If mythos of a certain youkai is based upon a misconception, then would that misconception influence the actual youkai? Very much so. Consider Shou - she's a tiger youkai, but as tigers aren't native to Japan, her "myth" is what the Japanese thought tigers were like. Another example is Iku: Due to their dragon-like appearance and their alleged behavior of washing ashore prior to earthquakes, people thought oarfish were messengers from the Palace of the Dragon God, which is said to be deep beneath the sea. The big joke is that the Palace of the Dragon God actually sits in the Lunar Capital, and the entire "somewhere beneath the sea" myth is Lunarian propaganda. In other words, Iku's entire existence (at least as an oarfish youkai) stems back to humans being duped by Lunarian propaganda. The misconception doesn't need to be debunked, either. The misconception gives birth to the myth, and if the myth fizzles out in the outside world, the associated youkai pops up in Gensokyo.

Nameless Fairy 11/23/2020 (Mon) 01:07:35 No. 1189

>>1184 I was thinking more along the lines of if let's say we had two Shous. And one was based on what the people were expecting tigers to be, while the other was based on an actual tiger (who happened to match people's expectations). And if both Shous had the same amount of followers and were identical save for one being based on a 'true story'. Would the fact of a youkai's mythos being unfounded influence them in some way? I know that it probably wouldn't and the only thing that matters is what people believe in, but I feel like authenticity is a concept very important to human psyche, so it amount to something. Also if let's say some tanuki entrepreneur imports tabby cats into Gensoukyou, marketing them as the 'actual' tigers, and people believe it and start thinking "Man. All of those tiger stories were such a scam." If all of the people who believe in Shou have their image of tigers disproved and begin believing in the new one, what effect would it have on her? Would she transform to fit this new image or would she loose her faith as it now goes to the new catgirl-Shou? I guess Kyouko is an example of what would happen, but it's not like people started believing in the new yamabiko. They just stopped believing altogether. Also, what the fuck is it about Kyouko earning faith by sweeping stairs? Does Byakuren give her a cut of her own faith as salary?

Nameless Fairy 11/23/2020 (Mon) 14:18:58 No. 1199

>>1189 I'm afraid that authenticity doesn't mean a damn thing. What we hold as 'true' is only true in as much as that a) we have enough credible evidence to presume it is 'true'. b) we accept it as true so we no longer have to worry about whether or not it is 'true' c) it would be inconvenient it if were not 'true' As for Shou - if there was enough faith/fear to have two Shou's exist simultaneously, I'd expect you would be dealing with two different myths in the first place. You could say each Shou is a different sub-species of "tiger youkai" in that case. As for the Tabby cat scenario - I would expect you can actually can force the characteristics of a tabby cat on Shou this way. Just like her being worshiped as the avatar of Bishamonten (presumably) led to her current form (and her being unable to revert to her original one). Kanako actually pulls the reverse card on this by "re-marketing" herself as a goddess of technology, as opposed to her original self as a mountain/storm god. As for Kyouko - honestly, I don't know. She still has her echo ability, so my best guess is that the villagers still believe in yamabikos lurking about in the mountains - they just consider her a reformed specimen "tamend" by Byakuren.

Nameless Fairy 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:31:21 No. 832 [Reply] [Last]

Oh no! Hatate-chan has found your address! What do you do?

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Nameless Fairy 11/23/2020 (Mon) 00:26:23 No. 1188

>>1185 I had the idea of a greentext that goes something like: >You meet a shy and nervous tengu girl at the edge of the forest near the village >You earn her trust with whatever snacks you could find at the village >She stutters her name when introducing herself and is too embarrassed to correct you, so you sincerely think her name is Hata and call her Hata-san >She meets you at the same spot every day and listens to whatever dumb shit you have to tell about yourself, but doesn't talk much herself because of how awkward she is >Nevertheless, you notice her stealing glances at you as she walks slightly behind you, sometimes discreetly stopping to fiddle with the bright-orange checkered thing she always has in her hand, pointing it at you and having it make a faint clicking sound >Eventually she opens up and begins to talk a little more, but still avoids talking about herself, mostly preferring to inquire about you and your life or just discussing inconsequential matters >Then one day you notice bruises on her body and ask where she got them assuming she had a rough landing or hit a tree or something >She breaks down and tells you everything about how she hates the Youkai Mountain and other tengu, how higher class tengu treat her like dirt and bully her for "being useless" and how she spends most of her days locked up at home, hiding from the world and wishing she could disappear etc, etc. >You hug her and promise that she will never have to go back to the mountain >She cries her eyes out into your shoulder >You sneak her into your house, avoiding the prying eyes of other villagers >... >You now have a cute small tengu living in your house >Oh, and you also demand she lets you rub your face on her wings as rent It's a shame I only managed to squeeze out 4k characters up to the "aaa, you hear something strange hiding in the bushes!!!" part and it's already an adverbfest.

Nameless Fairy 11/23/2020 (Mon) 11:39:32 No. 1195

>It's a shame I only managed to squeeze out 4k characters up to the "aaa, you hear something strange hiding in the bushes!!!" part and it's already an adverbfest. Keep trying. Alongside time and dedication, writing takes training. It's relatively easy to come up with the mental images or even lines upon lines of dialogue, but translating it into text while taking care of pacing and other issues isn't something you can just shake out of your hand.

Nameless Fairy 11/23/2020 (Mon) 12:06:46 No. 1196

>>1195 Well, It's not like I'm actively trying to up my writing. I was just going to slap together a quick dumb greentext for the sake of it, but it got out of hand and now the intro is about the size of what the whole thing was supposed to be.

Ghost Legs Nameless Fairy 10/04/2020 (Sun) 14:54:45 No. 816 [Reply]

What do you think their legs feel like? What do you think they taste like?

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Nameless Fairy 10/18/2020 (Sun) 15:17:41 No. 910

>>906 seconding

Nameless Fairy 10/19/2020 (Mon) 16:50:55 No. 918

>>906 >>910 Imagine not having the complete secondary experience. Fucking elitist weeb scum.

Nameless Fairy 11/05/2020 (Thu) 12:47:44 No. 1038

>>906 tryhard weeb loser