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Statlet and Waldorf Thread: The Game Awards Post Show Anonymous 12/14/2024 (Sat) 14:53:28 Id: e123ef No. 1050593
With the inclusion of Statler and Waldorf as the best parts of that shitshow, I found this twitter template and think it's a great opportunity for anons to make some great jokes at the expense of the show. Let's get creative, shall we? Posting the template first and then the examples (courtesy of @oreste_comics)
Here are the last ones I had saved. I will be making some and posting them ITT as well. If you have any ideas but no photoshop/GIMP skills, let me know and I'll be happy to apply it to a picture for you
>>1050596 >How did Arcane not win any the awards ? It's an EXCELLENT serie ! French ESL is such a délicieuse flavour
>>1050593 >guillemets L'anglais utilise « dittos » . Ces ----> " "
I have a few give me some time /v/.
>You know, I think the name "Game Awards" is problematic and outdated. The industry has moved on, we need a new name to reflect that. <Oh really, what would you call it then? >The DLC Awards <DOHOHOHHOHOHO
Someone let me know if this is good: >Whatever happened to that Bill Clinton kid or the GTA 6 guy? <From the last Game Awards shows? They weren't meant to be here. >I know, that's why they were my favorite parts <DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO >That witcher 4 trailer looked pretty snazzy, except it was missing one thing <Oh yeah? What's that? >A witcher! <DOHOHOHOHO
>>1050635 Just thinking over it now, maybe this would be a better wording for the first joke >Whatever happened to that Bill Clinton kid or the GTA 6 guy? <From the last Game Awards shows? Geoff didn't want them here. >That must be why they were the only parts I liked about the show! <DOHOHOHOHO
Not Game Awards related but still good enough. >I heard Microsoft's new Xbox campaign is called 'This is an Xbox.' >Well, 'This is a disaster' would be more accurate considering the state of the Xbox right now!
>>1050637 >I heard Microsoft's new Xbox campaign is called 'This is an Xbox.' <enter Leonidas >THIS IS SPARTA <kicks Xbox things into a hole
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I'll be on stand by if anons need me.
>>1050593 >I didn't know Geoff was gay! <What makes you say that? >Just look at the games!
>Statler, do you think Geoff being friends with Kojima might be a conflict of interest? <Oh don't be like that, Waldorf, every good movie needs a little bit of conflict. >DOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>1050645 Knee slapper material over there anon
>>1050673 Well anon do you have something better to add? If so I'll do it.
>Statler, I think Naughty Dog's new game will make some big waves in the future. <Yeah, big waves of layoffs! >DOH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH I suck at making jokes.
>>1050673 I stand corrected, these aren't French after all.
>>1050664 I kek'd at this one.
Just in case none of you already saw the Statler and Waldorf jokes from this TGA >Y'know, Kojima's tenure as a game designer is quite similar to Mel Gibson's <But Mel Gibson doesn't make video games. >Exactly! <DOHOHOHOHO >That story from the laid-off DEI game developers was really moving. <Yeah, now if only they'd get moving back to wherever they came from. >DOHOHOHOHO >Can you believe they faked us out on Half Life 3 in favor of another Naughty Dog travesty? <There have been wars started over less than that. >You're wrong. Nothing's less than Naughty Dog! <DOHOHOHOHO >You know what Intergalactic and Tim Buckley's kid have in common? <What's that? >They're both dead on arrival! <DOHOHOHOHO! >How'd they get Harrison Ford to show up? <Well he's just like Geoff Keighley. They'll both do anything for a fat check! <DOHOHOHOHO >Hey, give Neil Druckmann a chance. Maybe he'll try to add something new to this next game. <Like what, gameplay? >DOHOHOHOHO
>>1050702 >Sweet jesus, so many concord-likes! <I agree, the modern audience's craving of them is deafening! >Is this modern audience in the room with us right now? OH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO
>>1050702 >they nominated a Final Fantasy for GOTY! <Well my final fantasy is- WALDORF NO
>>1050593 Game awards? More like the Announcement relay
Hope anon comes back and gives more OC.
>>1050593 >I cannot wait for all the new PS5 games. <You mean for them to come out? >No, for them to come to PC. <DOHOHOHHOHOHO >I'm surprised The Game Awards turned into a funeral. <In honor of all the companies closing >No, giving the biggest award to a game celebrating dead series and a dead console <DOHOHOHHOHOHO I cannot make funny jokes.
>I saw pride.com was judging The Game Awards <To vote for games diverse and accepting? >No, to vote for AIDS <DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>1050593 >Rockstar one "Get wasted, get busted" is not on the menu anymoe I suppose.
>>1050834 How would you know unless you were a 4/v/ user? Faggot
>>1050869 8/v/'s just 4/v/ users calling 4/v/ users 4/v/ users
>Well well its finally that time of year for the game awards <game awards? I thought this was the gay awards >same thing <DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Todd Howard is a very small man. >>1050877 It wasn't until recently that cuckchanners came over here. I don't mind per-say so long as they actually take the time to lurk more. I'd also recommend you lurk on the webring as well, it will help you absorb a wider range of 8chan culture https://zzzchan.xyz/v/index.html https://smuglo.li/a/ https://smuglo.li/tg/ https://trashchan.xyz/christmas/index.html
>>1050920 Baker is 1.91m or 6'2, Toddy is 1.62m or 5'5.
>>1050920 I am convinced Troy is a faggot
>>1050920 Those suits look awful on these faggots
>>1050997 Faggots look like faggots in any suit.
>>1050869 I do browse it. Its not that different than here, just slow burn porn threads.
>Using Cuckchan
statler and waldorf the only white males shown at tga
(1.50 MB 1272x720 Kojima killed Shinzo Abe.mp4)

>>1051176 ABEnged
>>1051544 my sides lmao


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