You want a piece of meat, boy? Lock and load. Jacked off and good to go.

>You have the hands of a healer. Line from "TES4: Oblivion" that'll trigger from random NPCs if you have high enough restoration skill. Heard it so much it's burned onto my brain. Alongside a lot of the guard quips from Skyrim since they have such low stat requirements to trigger. >The worst that could happen is that we all die. Best imagined paired with a shit-eating grin from the sarcastic bastard who says it if you get ambushed in Tales of the Abyss.

>>941061 As many as I can recall off the top of my head with a minute or two time limit: >Didn't I die? in-in the movie I died >Up and over! >At least I have job >(Clone shouting about Wrist Rockets) >Aaah! (PC version of Pong: Next Level sound effect) >Do you hear the voices too?! >Thought they broke our backs? ha! >WA-WAHOOO! >BANEBLADE! >Need a light? >GET A LOAD OF THIS! >MISS / GOT ITEM >This one has your name on it, no this one has your name on it..what the hell even is your name anyway >Apathy means death >Soul of the mind, life's ether, soul of the lost withdrawn from the vessel, let strength be granted so the world might be mended >I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel >Bearer of the -seek-seek-lest >war, war never changes >Would you kindly? >Get over here! >HADOKEN >FINISH HIM >SHIELD FLASH >Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? >THE NUMBERS MASON! >Your health is low, do you have some potions or some food? >STOP You have violated the LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence >Warrior needs food badly >WHY...WON'T..YOU.DIE?! >It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum >What do ye think we do? WE SWIM! >Stay a while and listen >HEY! LISTEN! >DO A BARREL ROLL!

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RECON YOU GOT NOTHING

"The truck have started to move." - the original Metal Gear "Looks like he hit the tree, Jim." - some PC DOS game that I forget the name of (looking it up: World Class Leader Board) because everyone called it Looks Like He Hit The Tree Jim Golf. Winroids using the "Game Over, Man!" clip from Alien for a game over. "Blow it out our ass!" "Who wants some?" "Come get some!" - Duke Nukem 3D "You cannot defeat the Drakhai!" - Wing Commander II. Followed immediately by their death scream because the royal guards were always in one of the weakest fighters. "I'm here." "I'm all over it" - the Ghost from Starcraft

*Reactor:ONLINE* *Sensors:ONLINE* *Weapons:ONLINE* *All systems:NOMINAL* Though I'll always prefer Mechwarrior 3's Betty, 2's is superior with the shear amount of dialog https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0FxVPdk0IN0&t=165

>>941061 I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE

>>941083 FLASHLIGHT!

>>941094 GLA POSTAL SERVICE

Can i Have some hoes?

>>941108 "get in babe, we need to get to the nearest Mcdonnalds QUICK!"

Pretty much half of the dialog from the CD-I Zelda/Mario games. In some cases, I can pretty much hear it in my head at different speeds too.

Most of the dialogue from StarFox64. My dad had a habit of yelling "use the boost to get through!" whenever he saw us playing it

>>941078 Tried it once more since this is mildly fun, all the ones I could think of in a minute: >Crowd Control Situation >I..LIVE...AGAIN! >You messing with me and I smasha you face in! >Would you like to sign my petition? >11 (laughing taunt from AoE2) >Away with you vile beggar >You know what they say about fighting fair? Fight foul >You'll regret that! >WOAH >Help I'm horny and I have a pizza >Desperate - Your turn >Poyo >KILLM! >You always were a kidder Steve >Hey ya missed pal >It is good to be the King >We can't expect God to do all the work >To save our mother Earth from any alien attack! From viscous giant insects who have once again come back. We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack. The EDF deploys! And a bunch more red alert 2 lines because I have no shortage of those apparently. >>941090 I have to add those to the list now. >>941119 This too. >>941097 I never got around to playing Generals. My PC at the time couldn't play it and then I just forgot about it. I need to play that shit when I get some free time.

>>941061 >lines that you can play back in your head at will and with complete accuracy these two scenes from Soul Reaver 2 are burned into my brain

>GOD DAMN TERRORIST - The generic "UNATCO guy" voice from Deus Ex And for some reason most of the lines from the Malkavian mod. >Go in, and go in, and go in...

> Zug zug > Warning, worm sign > I do not fear death, do you? > Surely you can't be serious. / I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley > By fire be purged! > For the dark gods! > I speak when I whilst it, not 'cause you're prodding me > Hello, this is constructor, are you recieving me? > We cannot expect God to do all the work > Winds howling > Rock and stone! > Blades, Shields, pretty much anything...

>"Watch those wrist rockets" >"Don't fly in a straight line" >"SMOKEY ALERT! FREAK OUT!" >"You pay THIS much"

>>941095 YOU KILLED MAH BOY YOU SUNNAVUBICH

This phrase always stuck with me.

The entirety of TF2, Portal 1 and 2, Hotel Mario, Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon

I think I have all of Borale's lines memorized. Also, Die-Hardman in death stranding asked me to check my emails so many times I'll hear it on my death bed.

Give us a few quid guvnur

>>941286 WAYNE ROONEY'S SMARTER THAN YOU

GET A LOAD OF THIS! Also, he will always be Robotnik in my head. Eggman still sounds fucking weird to me.

>>941090 You're welcome.

>>941275 > Die-Hardman

>>941169 >11 (laughing taunt from AoE2) I see your taunt and raise you 999 from Age of Mythology. >Help I'm horny and I have a pizza Congratulations on being the only other person in existence that remembers Deer Avenger existed.

>Can't place that there m'lord >Festering fear consumes the mind! >i almost feel bad for the orcs... Except, not really >Revenge! Killjoy! >HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. >Pesaroso corazon sea. Penitente >papaya

>>941355 BASH 'EM LADS THEY'RE CHICKEN FEED

>Wake up. We're here. >AAAAAAAHHH YES! We've been expecting you. >And. What. Would. That. Be? >Why walk when you can ride? >We'll make a special trip just for you, same low price. >Fetcher! >You N'wah! >S'wit! >The prey approaches >STOOOPID! >There is no escape! >Muthsera? >Speak quickly outlander, or go away. >Seen any elves? Hahahahahaha >We're watching you, scum. >Keep moving >Praise Vivek >What words do you have for me, citizen? >There is someone watching me. I can tell. >Come Nerevar, come! Friend or traitor, come. >I'm a god! How can you kill a god? >What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How can you be so naive? >Why have you come unprepared? I have played that game way too many times.

>>941061 I've never even played this game: SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY IN YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND

>>941403 I live to serve you! FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM TUROK

Yalaah, my Sultan wishes you dead! And remember this above all, they may have the Moon People on their side, but we have LOVELY HATS! Those hats will protect us from their fearsome gaze!

>"No thanks, bro." - Leon from Resident Evil 4 >"Sir, finishing this fight." - Master Chief from Halo 2 >"Let's Dance!" - Raiden and Sam from MGR >"A bomb!" JC Denton from Deus Ex >"This party's getting crazy!" - Dance from DMC3

>I speel my drink! This line is used as the volume sound test in Deus Ex

>>941305 Every single line of dialogue from Deem Bristow's Eggman is permanently stuck in my head. I don't know what it was, but hearing a middle aged American voice actor perform Japanese sound bites without any real context or proper pronunciation made the game so much more interesting. YOSH in heaven, you son of a bitch.

So long, gay Bowser! dut-doo-dut-doo du doo du doo dudoooooo DAYTONAAAAA Hi there, would you like to sign my petition? Shazbot! Now I'm motivated! Needa dispensa here! Burn! Burn to the ground! 'Tis weak to fire! >>941305 OhNo. It's no use, give up!

Wowie zowie. For a month or so before I ever saw the newest bing bing wahoo, Super Mario Wonder, say this phrase, I, out of autism, would sometimes say owie zowie in my head when I hurt myself accidentally as a temporary mental tic. When I saw Mario say it in one of the trailers, and later reinforced by playing the game, I felt a strange depressing feeling at the conscious realization that I was spiritually in sync with the bing bing wahoo.

>>941842 I say Wowie Zowie sometimes but it was an Egoraptor animation that made me start doing it.

>>941842 >>941885 You fuckers don't know who Zappa is?

Every line of dialogue from Crash Bandicoot 2 has been stuck in my head since the game came out. >Crystals. Of course! D'oh! >But Doctor Cortex, to reach full power, we need not only your... Master Crystal, but also the remaining twenty-five SLAVE Crystals! How do you expect to retrieve them when we don't have any earthbound operatives left? >Crash? Crash? My battery is fried. Make yourself useful, big brother, and get an extra battery for me! >So Cortex has you collecting the crystals, but it seems you have collected a gem. INTERESTING. I'm pretty sure I'm just autistic for this game, and it was one of the first games I got into that made significant use of voiceovers. Crash 1 only had one real cutscene with any dialogue, and barely any, at that. Crash 2 had actual good voice acting. Clancy Brown is funny. >>941305 >Get a load ofGet a load ofGet a load of this!

>>942282 оружие убрал!

>>942282 hello? hello

>>941423 > We are the mace men

Boy,gimme some Meat!

>You must gather your party before venturing forth. >You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.

>>944627 >Blasted beggar's immune! >I am become death, destroyer of worlds!

Oh no! It's no use! You're too slow!

>>941061 Can't place that there, m'lord

Down you go!

>>941355 >Were it so easy

>>969844 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_iOYvTBYM Absolutely brilliant voice acting.

Here's some voice impressions of half-life guns I did when I was bored. HL1: >HL1 pistol https://www.vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O >HL1 magnum https://www.vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU >Missile launcher https://www.voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ >HL1 crossbow https://www.vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey >HL1 gauss https://www.vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry >Med pickup https://www.vocaroo.com/3YSRCYzzQhY >Weapon select https://www.voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah HL2: >HL2 crossbow https://www.vocaroo.com/1h0RGeoABCZ4 https://www.vocaroo.com/1HyG32OrjJyU >HL2 pistol https://www.vocaroo.com/1gVUkfbUg7Xv >HL2 magnum https://www.vocaroo.com/1b0NEIQYKyty >HL2 pulse rifle https://www.vocaroo.com/1dJjPQmqjQ2G >HL2 shotgun https://www.vocaroo.com/1hCAZviY4DyS https://www.vocaroo.com/15UITq15csrd >Ragdoll noises https://www.voca.ro/120ykKEOgvUz

>>970172 Impressive autism, and impressive sounds. You should replace the original sounds with yours.

Black has built a silly dice-maze! Go!

>>970172 >he did them all 10/10 saved

>Heya! >I care not. >YOU'VE GOT THIS COMING >MY SPLEEN Alas my life's blood seeps out >You have but to ask >What are we if not slaves to this torment? >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >I don't have a target >I can't do that yet >SO LONG GAY BOWSER >I've been waiting for this! >HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS >A DEVASTATING BLOW >A death by inches >In time, you will know the true extent of my failures >A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES! >SLOPPEH >THIS IS THANCRED I never played FFXIV on the English dub and I still can't get the meme quotes out of my head. >Many will not undastand for how fucking ridiculous it is in context of post-Legion story >A turtle has made it into the water! >I can't attack that target

>>970172 I don't know what's better, the fact that you did it or how accurate they are.

>>970172 breddy gud

>>970172 Shonkywonkydonkey, is that you?

The one and only.

>>970172 Actually really fucking good

>>941061 one of the bosses from shadow the hedgehog where eggman says "you know what they say, the more the merrier"