31, im starting to feel old.

fucking boomer

>>2757 Way to announce your balls haven't dropped.

My earliest gaming memories are watching my dad play games when I was too little to understand them.

my earliest gaming memories is my dad forcing a nintendo zapper into my bum hole

>>2827 Hey Hogan, Dad here. I'll shove it up your alley again if you don't clean the fucking dishes, you little shit.

Child corrected

i am eternal and infinite, dataminers can't catch me

>>1448 Looks like a hybrid of home consoles and arcade cabinets with a Y2K aesthetic. It's smart marketing, lures people into the store and lets them try before they buy.

>>1448 >>2917 never played pokemon stadium is it any good

>>2972 It's not bad, but like 30 N64 games are better. Don't bother trying it unless you're really into Pokemon.

>>2450 She used to have people come on her a lot

>>2470 Nintenyearolds was better anyway.

>>2470 So these people who dickride Nintendo nonstop just happen to be middle aged onwards?

I cant be the youngest in this thread wtf zoomerbros?!

>>3324 Stick out your gyatt for the rizzler.

Nintendo has objectively been gaining customers with the Switch. Dunno if they're good at business or if the competition just dropped the ball.

>>3327 Definitely the latter: >Soyny has no exclusives besides some tech demos here and there >Microsoft's piss poor anti-hack cheat system and incompetence in general <Leaving PC as Nintendo's worthy rival

>>3334 >has no exclusives besides some tech demos This. Besides Nintendo, exclusives are now either time limited or dead, shifting the appeal of PlayStation and Xbox more toward multi-platform games. But those are better on PC, so informed consumers ask, "Why bother with PlayStation and Xbox?" The case for their purchase is weaker than earlier gens.

I'm close to the average

Consoles have a closer architecture to PCs than they used to, so the decline of exclusives was inevitable.

>>3337 Didn't know Switch got an exclusive 2hu spinoff.

>>3520 It's pretty weird having a console exclusive 2hu at all really. Maybe a result of how TAITO does things, idk. VS Puzzle Bobble with a rhythm component. Too expensive and has a ton of dlc over the years, but I guess that level of support means it sold decently

>>3535 Puzzle Bobble's not bad, knew it as Bust-A-Move. Bubble Bobble too, still play it on MAME.

My hairline started receding. Is it over for me?

>>3871 just get on finasteride

>>3901 doesn't that make your dick gay?

>>1366 29

28, soon 29.

Another year, another cope.

Born in 1983. My old man went to the arcade each weekend with a fistful of quarters, so when the arcade experience really came to people's living rooms years later with the Nintendo Entertainment System it was a no-brainer for him to buy. I grew up with the NES and I'm still going with the Switch.

>>3921 i've been on it for about half a year now and i'm cooming just fine maybe stop a month before getting a gf or smth to be safe

>>3921 Old age limps a dick and old guys use Finasteride.

>>4944 Only if you don't work out. I'm old and mine works fine.

ancient

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