R: 2 / I: 1 /
P: 1
She lovers no Nigger
R: 9 / I: 10 /
P: 1
Christmas thread, favorite snowy areas in video games?
R: 7 / I: 4 /
P: 1
Post this to trigger the Spurdo's
R: 17 / I: 31 /
P: 1
Bayonetta
I just love her. Has there ever been a better character with both femininity and coolness so perfectly balanced? No wonder feminists try to "claim" her now
R: 169 / I: 139 /
P: 1
>angry bird
R: 5 / I: 11 /
P: 1
Post game butts
R: 15 / I: 9 /
P: 1
Game cheats and codes.
R: 93 / I: 30 /
P: 1
Dead board.
R: 55 / I: 69 /
P: 1
Videogames
God, I fucking love videogames
Post some videogames!
R: 5 / I: 5 /
P: 1
Behold
The power of face scan technology
R: 10 / I: 0 /
P: 1
blog
blog your life and say videogame somewhere
i took big shit big as coke can
pacman
R: 16 / I: 11 /
P: 1
Stop singing.
R: 45 / I: 188 /
P: 1
Actual pixel art thread.
Here's a proper pixel thread that isn't a crime against imageboards.
R: 130 / I: 271 /
P: 1
HMOFA
in this thread, you may
>hug your dog wife
>cuddle with your fox wife
>give headpats to your cat wife
>flirt with your bird wife
>gift precious things to your android wife (and tell her that she deserves it and that she's no lesser than a living being)
>(lewdly) tease your cheetah wife
>be scent-marked by your wolf wife
>kiss your sheep wife
>have hour-long naked cuddling sessions on the bed with your deer wife
>have missionary sex with your shark wife
>impregnate your kangaroo wife
>drink from the breasts of your pregnant bovine wife (while cumming inside of her)
>have at least five (5) children with your squirrel wife
>learn the joys of parenthood while raising your human-dino hybrid children with your stego wife
>grow old together with your lioness wife
>hold hands with your rabbit wife as you take your last breaths together
no human women allowed btw
R: 10 / I: 8 /
P: 1
Confession thread
I touch my penis to lolicon
R: 43 / I: 31 /
P: 1
Jew or not Jew
Post your favorite kind of developer or vidya character you suspect of being one of the tribe.
I'll start, david wise reminds me of an english larry david, he might be a jew, use your intuition and see who ticks your jewdar.
http://www.jewornotjew.com/
R: 9 / I: 9 /
P: 2
TF2 IS PLAYABLE AGAIN
The volunteering janny deleted a shitload of bot hosters and actual cheaters manually. Even new accounts are getting baleeted. Could this be it? Has valve finally fixed tf2??
no but its a start
R: 13 / I: 8 /
P: 2
Eceleb Thread
Isn't it weird how every single youtube personality is a homosexual sex pest communist-atheist that performs sacrifices to moloch and YHWH?
Anyways, what happened to youtuber groups like Normalboots and Screwattack? I think I remember another one called hiddenblock.
R: 5 / I: 5 /
P: 2
Would you go to war with your favorite video game character?
R: 18 / I: 6 /
P: 2
What controller's your favorite? What did it do right?
R: 18 / I: 30 /
P: 2
Games you haven't played
I'll start
R: 7 / I: 4 /
P: 2
Tradition le bad
>In a world where monster live( evil is tangible)
>A village need to sacrifice a girl every 20 years t
>The dad of the girl pay a witcher
>The witcher arrives, and it's not welcome well naturally because it's break the safe spot of the village of sacrifice a girl to stay alive
>Instead of explaining she is being instantly rude towards people that don't know any better
>Follow the girl to the sacrifice spot
>Tell her to go back to the village( ??? for the people back here if she come back they are all doomed)
>She respond that she need to save her village( her family, her friends)
>The witcher respond "save yourself"( individualism, self-centered)
>The based female witcher kill the monster
>Come back to the village
>Found the girl killed by frightened villager( dosen't make anysense, why not tie her and bring her back?)
>The villager talk" she is the choosen one"( religion) " "is tradition" "she should had been sacrifice to the gods"
The narrative of the trailer is clearly implying that tradition and religion are bullshit
>The based female witcher with evil eye and intentions say that gods don't exist but only monster, referring to the villager so the male of it who have authority
And what a witcher do? kill monster lel
Worst trailer ever made.
R: 179 / I: 89 /
P: 2
Gaming
Please talk about this Okekaki I made I spent a lot of time on it
R: 5 / I: 10 /
P: 2
shit that aged poorly
I'll start
R: 17 / I: 4 /
P: 2
I want to play space station 13 again
R: 12 / I: 13 /
P: 2
subject
idk what I'm doing. I'm probaly even acting like a fag right now.
R: 12 / I: 10 /
P: 2
COINEE!
Cotton bread motherfuckers
>Favorite game in the series?
>Hopes for RnR 2?
>Who's best girl and why is it Cotton herself?
By the way, here's a bunch of shit I scanned from the Reboot CE, it doesn't include the actual art book yet since I don't know how to scan one lmao.
https://mega.nz/folder/nXozgS7D#YPWKes9y5i1kWHuxRhs95A
R: 5 / I: 2 /
P: 2
>Boot up game
>Unskippable splash screens
>RYZEN™
>AMD™
>NVIDIA™
>GEARBOX™
>EA™
>FLOYDSNEED™©®℗ TECHNOLOGY
>Unskippable animation of player interacting with button/object
>PRESS E TO [INTERACT] WITH [INTERACTION OBJECT]
>Unskippable exposition/cutscene
R: 48 / I: 62 /
P: 2
Nortubel had an update
My game had an update.
https://eyeballtank.itch.io/project-nortubel/devlog/758202/1jul2024-nortubel-part-5brinkaedea
>What is Nortubel
You play as the older siblings and command the younger ones, as the 2 go around in levels but you can also directly play as the little ones just in case.
Whole game is an excuse for me to show off different kinds of characters and ideas.
My first game and somehow, I managed to do a lot with it.
You can play it on NG or itch, with the ladder having browser, Windows and Linux builds.
Do give me feedback, because there's always going to be some issues (Whether or not I can fix them also depends).
R: 2 / I: 1 /
P: 2
New Akabur Game
It's out /vb/ros....
R: 3 / I: 3 /
P: 2
Indiana Jones and the Great Kino
Just bought the premium Edition of GOTY so I can enjoy it tonight unlike you seething poorfags lol
Shoulda upgraded chuddie!
R: 10 / I: 3 /
P: 2
Visual basic games
Hello is this the board for Visual Basic games :DDD
R: 14 / I: 8 /
P: 3
homophones
hehe lies of pee
R: 6 / I: 2 /
P: 3
Mars Attacks vidygaem
R: 14 / I: 43 /
P: 3
Boy pussy
What game has the best femboys? I nominate Genshin impact because I want to creampie Venti non-stop. Freminet and his brother are great too.
R: 17 / I: 21 /
P: 3
send me ur heckin chonkers
R: 62 / I: 37 /
P: 3
Best open source games
What are the best open source games?
R: 6 / I: 3 /
P: 3
Gee
It sure is boring around here.
R: 75 / I: 40 /
P: 3
Last Game You Played
Hey you. Yeah, you. What was the last game you played?
I just played some Noita last night.
R: 1 / I: 0 /
P: 3
Backgrounds.
R: 13 / I: 3 /
P: 3
Show cool Tetris shit
Tetris on a building.
R: 2 / I: 5 /
P: 3
Mental Illness Thread
In this thread we discuss mentally ill videogame people, mentally ill videogame characters, mental illness references in videogames, and mental illness.
Some franchises attract swathes of mentally ill people. Some have a few, but highly autistic lolcows. Some have mentally ill people in the game itself. Some games might be entirely based on the mental illnesses of the characters. Some games may seem to be the schizophrenic creations of a diseased mind. Picrel are some examples of this.
R: 35 / I: 26 /
P: 3
Donald Trump's game collection, one game per post
Monopoly!
R: 4 / I: 3 /
P: 3
We write lyrics for Ultimate Showdown with 8chan.moe characters
Vivian James was posting around
8chan.moe's videogames hand-me-down
When hungrily Mark Mann burst from the shade
and brapped Vivian with a brap grenade
R: 171 / I: 222 /
P: 3
Vidya CLANG
Robutt edition
It's been a very long time, hasn't it? I don't have the chart, sorry.
What kind of robots you do like, anons? I fall almost everywhere on the spectrum except for androids.
R: 10 / I: 5 /
P: 3
Video games doin a racism.
R: 1 / I: 1 /
P: 3
Good games few ever played
Dark Void Zero.
R: 108 / I: 47 /
P: 3
unofficial official /vb/ meta thread
This is where we discuss important things like
>how /vb/ is kept up on life support
>what did he mean by that
>gacha
>blogposting
>ecelebs
>oc
>how to stop a meme board from dying
>new banners prob
>videogames maybe
R: 9 / I: 8 /
P: 4
gexual intercourse
gexual intercourse
R: 14 / I: 32 /
P: 4
shipping thread
put your otps here
sonic and amy should have babies already smh
(no gay ships pls btw)
R: 3 / I: 2 /
P: 4
Xbox avatars dead
It's over /vb/ros....
R: 16 / I: 5 /
P: 4
>close to being more than 10 years since I finished high school
>got nothing to show for it, no job, no career, nothing
Videogames
R: 8 / I: 12 /
P: 4
Literally shit games
Games with literal poop in them.
R: 21 / I: 20 /
P: 4
How often do you think Lara Croft has to "use" her body in order to get access to burial sites, temples and such? Seems like it would be a massive boon.
R: 5 / I: 4 /
P: 4
Video Game YTPs
Share and discuss video game related YouTube Poops here. The good ones, the not so good ones, the nostalgic ones, whatever you have.
Are there any YTP creators out there that you think make exceptionally good content? How do the vidya YTPs of today compare to the ones from years ago? Any specific editing tricks that always get a chuckle out of you?
Any YTPs with video game content count. For example, ones made from any Mario or Sonic cartoons fit here, even though they are television shows.
R: 6 / I: 6 /
P: 4
McDonalds Thread or something
R: 2 / I: 6 /
P: 4
gaming cats
meow
R: 205 / I: 115 /
P: 4
Play Onirism, /vb/
R: 29 / I: 17 /
P: 4
Which is better on female game characters, boobs or asses?
As a boobsman, remember: if you're an assman, you're a nigger.
R: 15 / I: 9 /
P: 4
If she was locked up in a tower since childhood and had no one but scientists and songbird with her, wouldn't she turn out be retarded? How could she learn to speak or read, or know about humans or people living in Columbia? How did she get food or wear clothes?
R: 65 / I: 112 /
P: 4
Console-tans
Post any you got, and explain to me the meaning of this image. Are they fucking the coat hanger?
R: 36 / I: 23 /
P: 4
Best game mods by fans?
For me, it's Majora's Mask N64HD Project. Handmade HD textures done right by a huge Majora's Mask fan that started in November of 2016 and took nearly 5 years of work and another few years of improvements to finish. The total texture count is around 6500 and with the MLE expansions by ghostlydark it goes over 10700. It remakes the effect animations and is pretty accurate to the original.
A trailer for MMN64HD on Zelda64Recompiled was uploaded last month for 4K, high-res textures, ultrawide support, and 60fps. It should inherit future enhancements to Zelda64Recompiled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E79U0WqJyVE
R: 19 / I: 8 /
P: 4
What's your score, /v/?
I got 45.
The games are mostly casual tier, if you have eclectic preferences the final score might not represent your actual variety of tastes.
R: 15 / I: 16 /
P: 4
What is this halfchan ass shitty board? Have we really fallen this far?
R: 29 / I: 21 /
P: 5
The pixel game
Post a cropped pic of any game screen and anons try to guess where it's from.
R: 35 / I: 25 /
P: 5
Why are modern developers like this?
R: 29 / I: 13 /
P: 5
>be me
>download free game from internet
>get my drink from fridge and pour in glass
>add ice cubes
>play game
>sip on drink
>happy after playing game
anyone else like this?
R: 25 / I: 11 /
P: 5
Anon's wild and wacky adventures in Japan
Thought I might chronicle my vacation in Japan as I've talked about in the Friday night thread. I was however a fucking idiot, not knowing that I had to retransfer my bag after the first step of the journey (different airline company), thus I only have my carry-on. I have managed to get my hands on an EU to Japanese outlet adapter, toiletries and underwear. It was TOUGH when I first arrived having stayed awake for over 24 hours, not having my briefcase, unsure if I'd be able to charge my phone; it was NOT fun then and there. After sleeping and getting control over my situation I went out to eat. I ate the "meme-dish", beef gyudon with cheese. The room isn't particularly big, but it's fine.
R: 8 / I: 2 /
P: 5
Clown GF
Serious question, where/how would you actually find a clown girl to date?
R: 17 / I: 5 /
P: 5
Should I?
R: 42 / I: 13 /
P: 5
The general undertones of /vb/ are rather kafkaesque and not very /b/-coded. I suggest that you move towards discourse that is more /v/-core, /b/-core or maybe both. Maybe hints of elements from the /co/-core and /g/-core subgenres will also make for a nice addition.
The inclusion of Hispanic (Latin-x) and West African people into the fold would also enrich the general discourse of this board.
R: 15 / I: 7 /
P: 5
Have sex incel
Why don't you have sex yet?
R: 26 / I: 14 /
P: 5
Gabe Newell Appreciation thread
>Does nothing
>Wins
How does he do it?
R: 20 / I: 38 /
P: 5
general UI thread
I've been scouring the internet but find that most mechanics, UI or encyclopedic info are all spread apart.
Name your favorite. I'll keep mining.
R: 24 / I: 49 /
P: 5
Game Feel
Post game images that give this sort of feel.
R: 75 / I: 223 /
P: 5
/vb/ vidya music
Let's vibe to our favorite game music.
R: 89 / I: 32 /
P: 5
HOW ARE WE WINNING THIS HARD XBROS
R: 29 / I: 26 /
P: 5
>btw im spurdo sun of sparde
>has a nice ring to it, no? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
What did he mean by this?
R: 38 / I: 19 /
P: 5
I AM STEEEEVE
R: 11 / I: 37 /
P: 5
File name thread
R: 8 / I: 8 /
P: 6
SPUUUUUUURDOOO SPÄÄÄÄÄÄRDEEEEEEE
PERKELEEE X-----DDDDDD
R: 9 / I: 15 /
P: 6
POV: It's computer class
(or after school)
post kool flash games and other games u played
R: 45 / I: 22 /
P: 6
it is time to confess
R: 22 / I: 19 /
P: 6
>Objective
>survive
R: 15 / I: 6 /
P: 6
>Todd Always Wins
Todd haters on suicide watch
R: 7 / I: 1 /
P: 6
It's so over bros....
>be me
>18 years old
>no gf
>trying to looksmaxx to get a gf
>have been trying to get a girl i'm crushing on in highschool
>work at burger king
>parents are libtards
>sister is a stereotypical femoid feminist
>nightime
>comfymaxxing on my chudbed with my lappy
>just bought this vidya called "senran kagura" on steam
>download finishes
>whip my dick out for anime titties
>mom barges in
>stares for a second
>closes door
>...okay
>dick goes limp
>no longer comfymaxxed for anime titties
>sister barges in
>sees me fixing my pants
>sees anime titties
>"ooooh my god"
>closes door
>did not talk to them for the rest of the night
>they act as if nothing happened the next morning
>a few days later crush and her friends stare at me weird
Should i start ropemaxxing now or move out and start grindmaxxing?
R: 8 / I: 6 /
P: 6
Anyone got the clip of the fat Intel chick dancing?
I need something disgusting to jerk the gherkin to.
R: 4 / I: 2 /
P: 6
>"First do no harm"
<immediately starts cutting up people
Why are surgeons such hypocrites?
R: 3 / I: 7 /
P: 6
>Is THE main villain of his series
>Actually wins against the main cast
>Represents everything shitty in the world
>Never truly defeated, only prevented
>Later games are all plans of him to destroy everything
<NUH-UH THIS RANDOM ART BOOK SAYS THAT THIS RANDOM SPACE TUMOR IS AN ALIEN AND IS SUPER DUPER STRONG AND INVINCIBLE AND UNAFFECTED BY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S FROM SPACE
Am i the only one who hates this?
R: 26 / I: 11 /
P: 6
>actual RPG combat
>even horseback riding is determined by stats
>kickass rock soundtrack
>dense overworld
>protagonist who spouts cheesy one liners
>not a nigger in sight
>tons of enemy variety
>tons of weapon/armour variety
>worldbuilding is present in the dialogue and interactions instead of needing to read a shit ton of ingame history books
<buggy piece of shit but still less bugs than Oblivion
<bad voice acting, but again not any worse than Oblivion
<human characters are cross eyed and stiff but still don't look as uncanny as Oblivion's potato faces
Why did people hate this game so much?
R: 148 / I: 177 /
P: 6
webm thread
post some webms
R: 1 / I: 1 /
P: 6
skeltons
postem
R: 4 / I: 1 /
P: 6
Here's the GPU you wanted son.
R: 18 / I: 5 /
P: 6
Videogames
Bring it on.
you can import images in the okekaki tool too
R: 21 / I: 10 /
P: 6
R: 0 / I: 0 /
P: 6
UNCOMMON TIME 2024 CHRISTMAS THREAD
CORRECT YEAR EDITION!
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! You are cordially invited to the UT Christmas Stream at
https://cytu.be/r/uncommontime There will be some new Tactics and ReTuned content if Tactics and ReTuned devs remember to post a new link and I will DEFINITELY beat Arietta with only Teagan (probably not), but I will give it my all in the attempt. I don't know what else to say besides thank you for all the laughs, and I hope to see you there.
[addendum]
TEAGAN DID NOTHING WRONG!
START TIME: DECEMBER 7TH AT 3pm CDT/1pm PST/9pm for Britbongs/10pm for the rest of Europe
[Tentative Schedule subject to change if 8tv go's tits up]
Dec 7th: Start Vanilla UT plus Nuclear if there's time for it.
Dec 8th - 10th: Finish Vanilla UT content
Dec 11th: CODA and Duet, Start Tactics
Dec 12th - 13th: Finish Predecessors(Tactics) and move on to Retuned IF a new version is available
Dec 14 - 15th: Finished ReTuned and may God have mercy upon my soul I'll stream Sullen Boku Girls Alliance if there's time.
[As stated above this schedule is subject to change depending on several factors including]
>8tv shits the bed, again.
>My internet dies, again.
>OBS is being a bitch, again.
>I'm taken away by the jews for internet crimes!
>How quickly I'm able to complete the content.
[Questions you may have]
>How long will you stream for?
I'll stream 5-6 hours. This is a good time frame to complete UT in a timely manner but also give anons a chance to see the important stuff like Nuclear Teags!
>Will the stream be recorded
Yes I will record the stream.
>Are you really half yid and half pizza?
Definitely!
>Will you stream a pre-stream
I may stream a bit early to test everything and make sure it works. But that remains to be determined, if I do I will announce it in the threads.
>Did Teagan really do nothing, or is Alto misunderstood?
YES!
>Is Teagan a nigger?
Most certainly Probably not!
R: 11 / I: 8 /
P: 7
DO NOT OPEN
VERY SPOOKY
R: 6 / I: 0 /
P: 7
What is the vidya equivalent to prog rock?
R: 93 / I: 402 /
P: 7
What the fuck man
Bug fables is such a good fucking game man why aren't they making bug fables 2 man I fucking love that game man
R: 40 / I: 37 /
P: 7
Technically speaking, which is the vidya character with the largest tits?
R: 20 / I: 12 /
P: 7
does anyone here like video games
R: 60 / I: 100 /
P: 7
Vidya Cosplays
The good, the bad, the ugly and everything in-between. Show me what you've got: ones you love, ones you hate, ones that just make you scratch your head.
Starting off with Sonic because of course Sonic is going to be a conduit for autism both good and bad.
R: 9 / I: 3 /
P: 7
Framing this on my wall.
R: 81 / I: 66 /
P: 7
Take a gameplay gif, leave a gameplay gif
Share one or more gifs featuring interesting gameplay, and save one or more gifs someone else has shared. >> the post(s) with the gif(s) you saved.
I'll start with a rare gif, which isn't what you think it is.
R: 17 / I: 7 /
P: 7
Let's talk about everyone's favorite subject: women!
You LIKE women, don't you, Anon? You aren't some kind of gay or incel virgin, are you?
I know you DEFINITELY want to have sex with one! You better treat them right ok? It's gonna be YOUR loss when she leaves you and you're gonna be crying on your bed like a sissy gay man!
R: 9 / I: 2 /
P: 7
A or B
And why?
R: 13 / I: 10 /
P: 7
Moments when your brain goes full retard
>Start up Metroid Prime on the Wii
>Literally five minutes into starting the game
<"Move cursor into the top zone and release (-) to enter Scan Visor"
>Spend the next four goddamn minutes fiddling with the controls trying to figure out how to turn on the Scan Visor
>Finally figure out that I need to HOLD (-), drag the on-screen cursor up, and THEN release (-)
R: 24 / I: 20 /
P: 7
Why even play video games anymore?
>playing games is a complete and utter waste of time. you could have learnt a new hobby or skill, or read a book in the time that you wasted
>women don't like video games, even if they don't say it (this is because the average woman is a lying whore and is looking to gain social capital in any community) so if you tell them you play games they will not have sex with you and will call you an incel
>hundreds of youtubers are uploading gameplay videos of both popular and obscure games trying to make it big there. you don't even have to play the game to experience it. you can just watch it like tv while you go on about your other work
>AAA slop now requires half a hard drive and a gaming rig that costs an arm and a leg to play
>microtransactions and attention milking
>indie slop is pixel shit, shovelware, or has gay or trannies in it
>most indie game devs rhemaselves are either gay or trannies or mentally ill
>phone shit is designed from the get go to milk the maximum amount of attention and money from you. entire generations of children are being raised as ipad babies
>old games are increasingly getting incompatible with modern systems and corpos are cracking down on anyone trying to play them. they'd rather sit on the ips and do nothing with them
>entire industry is boiling the frog to get you to accept even more slop and consoom
why play games, /vb/?
R: 8 / I: 4 /
P: 7
D4 Bad
R: 28 / I: 21 /
P: 7
In this thread: homosexual/queerbait characters
R: 11 / I: 4 /
P: 7
Meanwhile, in /ara/-/v/...
R: 8 / I: 0 /
P: 7
Games
Yes, without the video.
When's the last time you picked up a frisbee or baseball bat, anon?
Do you remember any games you played as a kid by yourself or others that weren't the standard stuff (like tag, hide and seek or tic tac toe)?
Did you ever have any fun adventures like exploring abandoned buildings or accidentally getting too deep into the woods?
Do you think you could still pick up a sport right now if you wanted to?
R: 5 / I: 2 /
P: 8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
R: 5 / I: 1 /
P: 8
Here's the game you wanted son.
R: 9 / I: 1 /
P: 8
MY FLUFFY WIFE, TABBY!!!
R: 5 / I: 1 /
P: 8
love you guys (not gay)
i know we're not friends n all that but i've really enjoyed your company for the past 8-10 years or so. its really nice to have a bunch of people that i can speak my mind to and call faggots on a daily basis. this is really a home away from home for me
thanks for being here
R: 213 / I: 107 /
P: 8
ITT: Post the Most Reddit Opinions that You Actually Have
>Ocarina of Time is legitimately the best 3D Zelda game and possibly the best 3D action game ever
>JRPGs have generally been better than western RPGs since the early 90's
>Crash 3 > Crash 2
>BioWare in their prime was better than Obsidian in their prime
>depending on the genre, story and presentation can be just as important as gameplay
>censorship is bad but it doesn't automatically make a game unplayable
R: 26 / I: 7 /
P: 8
Are you RUSTpilled yet?
More and more programmers are ditching C/C++ and switching to RUST! A language that has MEMORY SAFETY (Unlike C and C++) and LIFETIMES (Unlike C and C++) with a welcoming and friendly community! The community and dev team have ALL sorts of people and everyone is welcome whether you are straight, gay, lesbian, black, transgender or a woman!
There's rust in the linux kernel too!! soon the ENTIRE linux kernel will be maintained by gay furries once that BOOMER torvalds kicks the bucket!
See this VTuber? She livestreams her dev in Rust! She's even written drivers for the Linux kernel!
Games? Game Engines? All of them will be written in Rust eventually! Better start writing your games in Rust right now!
The future is GAY and FEMALE! Love will win!
R: 37 / I: 9 /
P: 8
i'm a straight white male, what game should i play that caters to me and respects me as a customer
R: 30 / I: 6 /
P: 8
I want it on my face constantly.
How to make it stop?
R: 3 / I: 6 /
P: 8
Post more shit like this
It's sad but hilarious
R: 156 / I: 170 /
P: 8
WPWYF?
R: 16 / I: 5 /
P: 8
4AM thread - /vbfeels/ edition #1
Excuse me for not having the OG 4AM image, couldn't jewgle it
What are you...
-Feeling?
-Playing?
R: 23 / I: 4 /
P: 8
Which one, /vb/?
R: 10 / I: 7 /
P: 8
ITT: Contrarian Autism
It's time to become a cuckchanner again. Everyone here has at least one contrarian take on anything video game related. Now it's time to share them here like a true halfcucker.
>DMC3 would be more replayable if it didn't have all the backtracking sections and generally annoying level design moments like the giant fish section/boss.
>Action games in general would benefit from taking more design elements from beat 'em ups.
>Xenoblade 1 would benefit from having a run system or something to make exploring and finding new fast travel points faster. Also, the Mechonis section is a slog.
>NieR would benefit from having more significant changes to its third required playthrough/route.
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Brother to Brother Communication
>go to 4 chan /v/ (our brothers)
>look at a thread
>find good (epic) thing
>post here
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This is the game console canon. These are the only consoles that mattered. Standard design, all-purpose, covered all bases, natural progression of tech.
Everything else is either a curiosity (i.e. contemporaries with maybe 3 noteworthy exclusives), a gimmick (e.g Nintendo post-snes), nonstandard for the sake of it (Nintendo again), and/or redundant (Especially after gen 6 since everything is also on PC, there's literally no need for consoles now).
Thoughts?
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Random lol I found
The absolute state of liberals
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IT'S FUCKING RAW
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Ubisoft director blames gamers, says they're revolting and exposed as non-decent humans
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Your dream video game mod
Congrats anon, you finally got a gamer gf. She knows how to code, too, and wants to make something for you!
What would your dream video game mod be? It can be for any game, any platform, old or new.
Would it be a small patch to fix an annoying glitch? The antitheses to some popular mod that already exists? A total conversion that turns a mediocre game into something great? Share and discuss the possibilities here.
For example: It would be great to have a mod where the Female Protagonist route was added into Persona 3: Reload. It would add a lot of replay value to an already overpriced, DLC infected game .
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QTDDTOT + Lounge
Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread thread combined with the vidya lounge
Might as well copy these from /v/ and merge them. A thread for your shitposts and barely vidya related questions, free from the tyranny of cake.
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How old are you niggers?
How old are you niggers?
42 for me. Age ranges acceptable for schizos, just curious about the average age of gamers here.
Also drop one of your earliest gaming memories if you want. Mine's getting a NES. Box was fucking huge compared to tiny me, made it more exciting.
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/vb/+/fit/ fitness thread
Trying this here. Post your fitness, fitness related goals and diet with meal prepping and why its not worth it, progress and techniques.
Hydrate yourself NOW
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How autistic are you when it comes to videogames?
Me, when I play a game it has to be the original release of it, at least when it's the first time. Remakes and rereleases and later ports are out, naturally. But also when a game has various known revisions I go for the very first, need to experience all the bugs like god intended. And when it comes to japanese games, no translations or localizatios obviously, only the original. I would rather power through with my limited japanese than experience only a muddied version of the game.
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it happened again
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/v/+/fit/ness thread - Proper diet and Caloreese edition
Didn't have this kind of thread for a long while and people are arguing in gg thread again to no end. So its time to make another one.
Talk about which diet to follow, what works and what doesn't. Post progress, advice, exercises and how to sail through your 20s 30s being fit. Your body will thank you in the coming years
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Why is cuckchan filled with Nintendo worshiping shitposters?
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>if you see me then you don't see me
>if you saw me then you didn't see me
?
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>the next one won't miss.
>still misses
What did she mean by this?
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What's your favorite food to have while playing vidya, /vb/? For me, nothing beats a French dip sandwich with provolone cheese.
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New (beautiful) character Juno added in OW
You know what this means
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man... where does time go though
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what are they putting in the finnish water
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Ninja Gaijin.
Ninja Gaijin.
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All DOOM demons are FEMALE and want to have sex with you
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Kane worshipping thread
ITT we worship the messiah
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Will the roaring 20s be the decade of incest?
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whatcha playin?
greeting peasants
I'm playing Spore rn
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peak gaming haha
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
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Minecraft and indie games were the reason for the oversaturation of the video game market and the reason why video games aren't fun anymore. Prove me wrong.
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Would you?
Well /vb/ros?
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Black Vidya Characters
(Unironically) Who's your favorite black character in Vidya?
Some memorable characters I can think of:
>Barret (FF7)
>Garcian Smith (Killer7)
>Big Bo (Binary Domain)
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Would you, /v/?
just wanted to share this clean animation
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DENUVO IS DEAD
HANDBALL 17 JUST GOT FUCKING CRACKED
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post based and fertile-pilled gaming images itt
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Trvthnvke
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If you had to pick one gacha game that you somewhat enjoyed what game would that be? Pic-related is Nikke.
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I just need a place to put this.
The other anon actually made a game.
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>2nd disk to fail me in the year
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There are a lot of stardew valley/cozy life clones out there, why isn't there a sims clone? It can have all the non-pg stuff in it plus women will buy it in droves. Easy money
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Incest Game/Media Thread #2
In a bid to increase the board's activity, I've decided to bring back everyone's favourite fetish: Incest!
I've done
extensive amounts of google and vndb searches to bring you the best motherfucking and sisterfucking experiences available
in the world.
Here's the haul:
>Town of Passion
https://sirensdomain.itch.io/townofpassion
Harem RPGmaker game with a protagonist that's
totally 18 years old and has a character that's
absolutely his "maid" and not his mom. Art seems alright compared to the rest of the crap out there.
At the start of the game, name the woman "Mom", and set the relation as "Mother". It'll change the dialogue.
>Dandy Boy Adventures
https://dandyboyoni.itch.io/dandyboyadventures
Another RPG game but this one's made on its own engine. Protag has a ""landlady"" and a ""roommate"" living with him.
You can set their relationships with you.
>Snow Daze
https://outbreakgames.itch.io/snow-daze-special-edition
Haven't played this one myself but I've heard good things about it. It's a Renpy game.
Question: why are western porn games overwhelmingly about motherfucking, auntfucking, "mommies" and rarely about sisterfucking or have the sisterfucking sidelined? is it because sibling relationships are down the gutter in most cases and the mother is often the only major and active positive female experience these developers (and a good chunk of westerners) have had?
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Vibri a cute!
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Tierlists
Post tierlists about anything vidya related.
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is nanako a good girl?
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HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE
post Helldivers
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What went wrong?
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Vivian lewd thread
Kiss your daughter, touch your daughter, tuck your daughter in your bed, undress your daughter, suck your daughter's breasts, finger your daughter, sniff your daughter's thick bush, lick your daughter's clit, make your daughter wet, take your daughter's first time, fuck your daughter, get a blowjob from your daughter, fuck your daughter's tits, fuck your daughter's ass, finish in your daughter's cleavage, cum inside all of your daughter's holes, fuck your daughter in every room of your house, make your daughter scream, make your daughter beg for your cock, make your daughter do a double peace sign as you ram into her, teach your daughter about bondage, find your daughter's secret sex toy stash, use tall the toys on your daughter, have her wear a vibrator and buttplug in public, thrust into your daughter unnanounced as she plays video games, make a sex tape with your daughter, stream yourself fucking your daughter, find a way to clone youself so you can gangbang your daughter by yourself, invite your daughter's lesbian lover, teach your daughter's lesbian lover how to properly please your daughter, have a threesome with your daughter and her lesbian lover, empty a whole box of condoms with your daughter (with sometimes her lesbian lover), cross the red line and do it bareback with your daughter, fuck your daughter on her most dangerous day, make your daughter pregnant, breed your daughter's lesbian lover for good measure, have your daughter give birth to her retarded brother-son, have said brother-son become King of Spain, go for more kids with your daughter, Total Vivian Breeding.
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you'll own no mouse
and be happy
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Alien Rogue Incursion
Man I can't wait to don the corn rows of Black amazon queen Zula Hendricks and blast some MF-ing xenomorph butts in the game that will save PSVR2!
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Black Souls bread
Black Souls bread
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anatomy of a gamer memes
post your best
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CREAM. THE. RABBIT!
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I fucking love this video
Some anon posted it here and I've been watching it on repeat ever since. It's fucking fantastic. I love how the contrast/brighness/whatever you call it decreases and goes up with the beat of the music and it makes the cat look spooky or normal in alternating turns.
Also cat thread. Post some kitty cats.
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Every Saturday Afternoon
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Wade
HESTON BOARD
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Based Dad?
>go to family reunion
>meet people I haven't seen in years
>see my parents again
>Dad is busy talking to my uncle
>Dad is talking to him about GamerGate
>Go home because Im bored
>"Realize"
>"'MY DAD WAS TALKING ABOUT GAMERGATE"'
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Inklings vs Octolings
Which is better?
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/vb/ Blogposting
Post your feelings, thoughts, quasi-normalfag opinions and musings about videogames here.
>Halo 3
This may come as a shock to some of you older anons out there but I was just a little too young to really experience the hype around a lot of big events, like WoW getting big, or the sixth and seventh gen console launches, or the excitement surrounding the Halo franchise. I loved Halo and was really invested in it as a wee lad, playing all the games and reading all the books in my free time, but even by the time the ads surrounding Halo 3 came out I knew I was missing the biggest part of the hype. The collectible 7-11 cups, mail-in rewards, E3 previews and playing the game online when it first came out... A lot of that I had to live vicariously through watching my older brother playing the game with his friends. It's not the only thing I wish I experienced but it's one of those things I wish I was there to live through first-hand, to be the right audience, age, and interest for, instead of just watching it happen from a distance. I feel that way about a lot of 90's/00's games, but especially Halo and other big franchises like Doom and Half-Life 2 too. In my eyes the original Halo trilogy was one of the last real videogame-y series to get hyped up to the right degree, it was massive and it was popular, and wasn't just some astroturfed campaign to make it seem that way. It's something I wish I could have better experienced, along with a lot of 360 games that come out around that time. The Chief was a role model to little me, and I wanted to help him finish the fight.
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Vidya Chestplates
do you think knocking on rouge's chestplate make a plastic *konk* sound, or is it soft and squishy like silicone?
what sounds would other chestpieces make?
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GIVE ME A FUCKING (YOU)
What do you want to talk about, huh? What? Why don't you talk to me about it?
Videogames? Yeah I like video games. I play video games everyday.
What do you like? Fighting games? Racing games? RPGs? MMORPGS?
Gatcha? Do you like this Gatcha? I love Gatcha.
Phone games? What about Phone Games? Let's play some phone games. Come on, what do you like? Don't be shy. Come. ON. How hard is it for you to fucking speak up? Be a fucking man for once.
Do you like RTSes? Map Games? Hm? How about some Factorio? Minecraft? Terraria? snaps fingers Helloooooo? conks your head anybody in there??????
FUCKING TALK TO ME
GIVE ME ATTENTION YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
TALK TO ME
NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
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I'm drowning
So I've been playing a lot of Beat Saber lately and man does that game make me sweaty. So sweaty I have to jump directly into the shower afterwards since I'm literally dripping, leaving a big wet pool on the floor. Anyways, I take a really cold shower, get out and dry myself with a towel. So far so good. I go sit in my sofa to relax and immediately I feel the sweat start building up again. Soon I'm just as soaked as before the shower and my sofa gets all wet and disgusting. Even if I take another shower it won't help. All I can do is literally stand on a towel for 30 minutes and let the sweatening ebb out on its own and then take a shower but that's not how I want to live. What should I do?? Why doesn't the cold shower help?? Do I have to stop playing Beat Saber?? Is there another solution??
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Bots account for 78% of TF2's playercount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stmQfv93oQ
>off the total concurrent daily players over 75% are massive botnets, hugely inflating numbers
>majority are idlers/giftapult/cases collectors, running game on text-mode, never going beyond main menu
>peak daily players are around 25k on a good day. Mostly hovers on 18k average
>HUMAN PLAYERCOUNT REMAINS LARGELY UNCHANGED DURING SEASONAL UPDATES so that 200k peak players last year was also entirely bots
>cheater/active bots are small number of around 700-1000 yet completely shut down entire regions
its over, tf2 is dead, dead internet theory, zesty wins again, who cares, traders crash, etc etc whatever buzzwords
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Vinesauce Joel
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does anybody have a afk farm design thats easy to build and gives alot of gold in babft?
i have been searching them for a while but they all cost a ton of materials or take 5 years to build
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Literally Me
Post vidya characters that are literally you.
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Turbo-normalfaggotry in the wild
>close friend's birthday party
>start talking to this dude about vidya cause why not
>show him the trailer of an upcoming horror "King's Field"-esque indie
<woah bro that looks sick, it's kinda like Doom, remember Doom? y'know it has that old pixelated look
<yeah Doom is awesome, it's like... it's the only game that runs on everything, it even runs on calculators!
>this faggot hasn't played Doom
>then he tells me Elden Ring is like a GTA with horses and shit
>don't even bother replying
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>cringe-based combat
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P: 12
>want to lose weight by eating less
>grow more and more angry by each day
games for this feel?
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Gaming journos
What drives a gaming journo towards its faggotry?