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The snack that smiles back~ Specifically these ones, something about the powdery, salty, savory dusting really makes them taste way better than cheddar, cheddar blasted, or even the plain pizza ones. Plus they come in an easy to use snack back so you can just pick the whole container up and funnel them into your gluttonous maw like a king, all without getting your hands dirty.

>>889 That's spazkid, isn't it? He looks like a really fat version of the original Half-Life protag. Usually porn artists look like relatively normal people, but Cory looks like kind of person who'd draw scat. No disrespect to him though, he's a good artist even if I think his work is gross. To answer your question: grapes and blueberries. They're good for snacking on without making you diabetic like candy would assuming you're not eating those Grapery varieties like Cotton Candy, those have damn near two grams of sugar per grape. Them being relatively cheap is an added bonus.

>>896 the image is edited its a gag

>>900 (very nice get) I'm not familiar enough with him to know what he actually looks like so I choose to believe otherwise thank you.

>>903 Chris O'Neill put a picture of Cory into FaceApp and people have been thinking it's what he really looks like now ever since.

>>890 Soylent?

>>968 No, too difficult. There's no easy way to game and use the Soylent Claw™ at the same time.

>>971 Reportedly those bottles really were stupidly difficult to open. I remember reading reviews of Soylent when it first launched they were almost all negative who would have guessed and this was a common complaint. Fun facts about Soylent! >Do you know Soylent has been banned in countries for not actually being safe as a total meal replacement? >Soylent hasn't been profitable for most of its existance and has stayed afloat largely through VC funding >Did you know in 2016 Soylent had to issue a product recall because its new recipe was making its customers violently ill? >Soylent was once found to contain 75 times the acceptable level of lead contamination >Rob Rhinehart, creator of Soylent, has no food or nutrition knowledge and created Soylent after by mixing a few dozen random chemical ingredients he bought

>>972 Why would they get funded through voice chat?

>eating while playing animals

>>1115 Why were game ads in the 90s like this

>>1117 cause they were kino, and ppl knew how to promote their shit back then

>>1117 Because challenging the intelligence of normalfag retards worked since men actually had fucking test back then.

Cheese Sandwich with whole wheat bread.

>>896 >edited photo of Spaz >Looks up if there are unedited photos of him <He's not any different from the edit How come Chris-Chan never put him on his list of enemies?

>>1223 Cory is resisting the urge.

>>1209 What kind of cheese sandwich? Grilled cheese? American? Swiss and sharp? I'm more of a white cheese man myself so provolone and muenster find their way onto most of my sandwiches.

>>900 He doesn't look very different in the actual photo.

>>1869 yeah he does he looks like a human being rather than a jew

>>1869 He looks less real

>>1887 Now he just looks like a faggot

>>1255 Cheddar, rarely grilled, once in a full moon, usually during winter. Never been much of a cheese guy myself, not fond of the creamy texture. More of a butter guy, but I rarely consuke it due to high salt and fat.

>>1932 What

>>1935 Do you often get confused when people directly answer questions? I know it's a rare thing to see nowadays.

>>1932 you sound like an ESL who's trying very hard to use sophisticated english

>>1942 >once in a full moon >consuke >implying all cheese is creamy >implying butter is salty Definitely ESL, maybe even Fr*nch

>>1995 Butter recipes can add salt, consuke typos consume. Once in a full moon's weird though.

>>1965 >>1995 >>1996 Be nice! That anon might just be a buxom cryptid who likes French cuisine!

>>1997 Does she have mother bearing hips?

>>1997 I'm interested and need to know more. >>1996 >butter recipes can add salt Only if you use salted butter, no?

>>889 I've heard that he's been fucking a tranny in the asshole or the other way round for a long time

>>2151 Impossible, he stuck a banana up his ass and said he didn't like it.

>>2159 >he stuck a banana up his ass

>>2159 Yeah same, it took sucking and taking several dicks before I decided that I wasn't gay

>>2151 Yeah he's full blown gay.

>>900 Unlike Stamper's before and after photos

>>2186 I fished and ate a lot of shit from the bowl before I decided that I wasn't a shit-eater.

>>889 mountain dew and doritos, super size me