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Jew or not Jew Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:45:15 No. 1219
Post your favorite kind of developer or vidya character you suspect of being one of the tribe. I'll start, david wise reminds me of an english larry david, he might be a jew, use your intuition and see who ticks your jewdar. http://www.jewornotjew.com/
Descendant of the hero of Wolfenstein 3D as of Eternal thanks to "but he's 90s Doomguy, please play our shitty hallway shooter" retconning. Also 100% gay according to Carmack, who said he doesn't want to fuck women. I still won't buy the game because fuck the devs, fuck Hugo "race traitor who loves whites" Marton, fuck Mick Gordon & fuck Bethesda as a whole. The game is Christian shit made by white supremacists & GmanLives is an emasculated pussy for liking it. Fuck Civvie11 & LGR too.
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>>1219 According to the Knuckles TV series, Knuckles the Echidna is jewish. His surname is also Watchowski. Actually, that applies to Sonic and Tails in the movie universe, too, because they all got adopted by a guy named Tom Wachowski. Tom's friend Wade then taught Knuckles the finer intricacies of judaism, by bringing him to his family's shabbat dinner. Knuckles bonded with Wade's mother when he explained that his species was genocided by a race of giant owls, who she figured are analogous to nazis. (Sonic's adopted mother was the head owl.) Knuckles loves gefilte fish and hala bread. I don't know if I'm spelling any of these things right, because unlike Knuckles, I'm not a jew. >Source: Knuckles - Episode 3: The Shabbat Dinner
>>2640 You're obsessed with Jews. Take your meds
>>2640 I just replied to the OP. Knuckles is my favorite jew in video games. I love Knuckles. Do you think I made up any of that stuff I said? I didn't. I cited the episode it happens in. It's real. There's a whole episode about Knuckles learning about judaism. There's only six episodes in the series, and this is one of them. The episode after it is about how, in the past, Knuckles fought Iblis, the villain from Sonic '06 who destroyed the entire world, causing Silver to come back in time, Blaze to sacrifice her life, and then Sonic had to go back further in time and prevent the whole game from ever happening because there was no other way to stop it. But in the TV show they didn't have the budget to animate that, so instead Wade, the real main character of the show, dresses up in a Knuckles suit and fights a large puppet of Iblis. >Source: Knuckles - Episode 4: The Flames of Disaster
>>2637 >Also 100% gay according to Carmack, who said he doesn't want to fuck women. Nigger, he said he was just a virgin to the point that he didn't even know what sex is.
david wise has a sort of jewish name so maybe. don't even care, he knows how to jam
>>2642 Shalom.
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>>1219 Fucking Adam Sessler, that limpdick faggot has proven to be a proud Israeli, that explains his tryhard humor back then. >>2640 Wasn't SEGA funded by bolsheviks?
>>2805 All corporations of Sega's size get funding from everyone and everywhere, it doesn't matter unless if they exercise influence. Most investors just want ROI.
robotnik more like ro-vatnik
>>2974 Is he in a suit or is he really that obese?
>>2974 Depends on the version. Since that's the design from "SatAM," the Saturday morning Sonic show from 1993, which had its design used in the Archie comics, I can explain Robotnik's origin in the Archie comics. Tens of thousands of years ago, in our present, there was a nuclear war that nearly wiped out humanity. This mutated animals into the humanoid freaks like Sonic and his friends. It also mutated the remaining humans into grotesque cartoonish mutants, with four fingers on each hand, and other odd features. They weren't called "humans" anymore, they were called "Overlanders," which was later revealed to be to differentiate them from regular humans who hid in a city under a mountain to protect themselves from radiation and didn't mutate. (This was Station Square, from Sonic Adventure, to explain why those humans looked different than the ones shown in the comic previously. Though the name "Overlander" was used for like two years before Sonic Adventure, so I'm not sure if they were planning that reveal even before they knew about Sonic Adventure). But anyway that only explains why Robotnik looks gross and cartoony. Overlanders look kind of fucked up sometimes. But Robotnik himself is still also just really fat for an overlander. Notably his brother, Colin, is a square-jawed chad, and Colin's daughter, Hope, also looks pretty normal. But there are other fucked-up looking overlanders, too, like the giant-headed genius, Nate Morgan. And Robotnik's nephew, Snivley, looks like a little midget goblin man. That pretty much covers all the important overlanders, and most of the ones in the background look pretty normal, but it is explicitly stated they're mutants and that's why they look different from the regular humans in Station Square. Note that the above explanation may also apply to the Sonic Underground TV show. This was never explained in the show itself, but that show uses the same Robotnik design, and the show does cross over with the comic in one issue. The world of the show and comic are quite similar, though of course with notable differences, but you're probably meant to assume they're similar except for the things that are more explicitly different. Robotnik is portrayed as pretty much the same, though, except not dead. Robotnik was dead in the main universe by this point. See, eventually Snivley killed Robotnik, but the Robotnik from an alternate timeline where he actually won that fight by turning himself into a robot didn't like the idea of a timeline that was exactly the same as his except Sonic won, so he went to that timeline (the main one) to try to kill Sonic. He then put himself in a new robot body that looked like the one from Sonic Adventure. So that one is explicitly not a real human body either. Later, some aliens called them Bem came along and had technology that turned everyone who had been turned into a robot organic (except for Sonic's father because he was the only one actually roboticized for medical reasons before Robotnik stole the tech for evil, so turning him back would have killed him. Also it didn't fix half-robot Bunnie, and I forget if they ever explained why). But my point is, that Robotnik body from Sonic Adventure onwards is technically organic eventually, but it was originally a deliberately cartoonishly designed robot that just got turned into flesh, which again explains why it doesn't look normal. He's that obese because he was originally a robot just designed that way. Meanwhile, in the British "Sonic the Comic," Robotnik was originally the skinny Dr. Ovi Kintobor. He was doing experiments with the Chaos Emeralds when he went to the fridge to grab a snack of a hard-boiled egg. On his way back, Sonic from the future came back in time and tugged on the power cord of the Chaos Emerald machine (called the ROCC) to trip Kintobor. He crashed into the machine, with the egg, and got fused with the egg and also the evil energy of the Chaos Emeralds, and it turned him into the egg-shaped Dr. Robotnik. Some time later he succeeded at taking over the world, and then one day put himself in a giant egg to incubate and mutate into another, grosser-looking form, which resembled the one from the other 1993 TV series, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. That cartoon was comedic, but in this comic this design actually marks the point when Robotnik starts acting much more dark and evil. And oh yeah, he was technically created by Sonic, but that's only because in the future, Robotnik's army of Metal Sonics, called Metallixes here, went rogue, went back in time, and took over the world. Sonic noticed that in taking over the world they made it so Kintobor never became Robotnik, so he reasoned Robotnik was necessary to stop them, so he had to create Robotnik in order to stop Robotnik's own creations. Now, if Robotnik never existed, wouldn't The Brotherhood of Metallix never exist? Uh... I guess they're just immune to paradoxes due to being on the time-travelling Miracle Planet (known as Little Planet in the games). In all other continuities, though, including the games and the current comics, Robotnik just eats too much. I suspect this will probably apply to the movies if Jim Carrey ever just puts on a fat suit for the role. Robotnik is skinny in the movies, which is weird.
>>2974 haPINESs
>>3060 Basedo
This retard's schizo whining gays up every thread.
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This isn't 4chan buddy boy
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>>3145 This is ytmnd 2
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>>3022 WITH MY MACHINES, THERE IS NO DEFEAT.
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>>3022 >Robotnik looks gross and cartoony. Overlanders >But there are other fucked-up looking overlanders, too, like the giant-headed genius, Nate Morgan. <And Snivley, looks like a little midget goblin man. And they could fit into Super Mario's artstyle, missed opportunity not to include them as filler super secret characters in the Olympic games spinoffs, this is the same franchise whose logic can have both Mario and Sonic time travel to 1964 as sprite animations making the game look like a Newgrounds flash game. >>3218 My dear Hammod Hedgehog if I knew you were coming I would've prepared you some porkchops.
>>3228 Sega seems severely determined to never reference anything invented in the western Sonic adaptations in an actual game. The closest we ever got was Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, which is based on Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and features its characters. Sonic Spinball has very light cameos from SatAM characters, and in a couple of modern games Sonic eats chili dogs, and in Frontiers the word "badnik" is used once to refer to enemies, but these are all very minor things. They've never put Snivley in a game, and he's a major character in SatAM and the Archie comics. Scratch and Grounder are well loved and remembered, but they only ever appeared in Mean Bean Machine. Also, Sega would never ever reference Nate Morgan on account of him being introduced in the retarded era of Archie comics, where they went completely off the rails and contradicted the games as hard as possible. Interestingly, Nate Morgan was actually invented for SatAM, there is concept art of him for the third season that never got made, but he was going to be significantly different. He was a wizard instead of a scientist, and on account of SatAM actually being well drawn, he looked pretty different than the ugly-ass comics that he eventually appeared in. So Sega could maybe legally use a version of him, but they never would. I doubt they even know what he is. They'd definitely never do any of that stupid Overlander bullshit. That contradicts the games lore super hard. In the comics, Chaos wasn't even trapped in the Master Emerald, because Archie lore was so fucked by that point that that wouldn't have made any sense. Almost none of the stuff from that era of the comics would make any sense if referenced in the games. There's also the fact that Ken Penders tried to sue them for using the concept of an ancient evil tribe of echidnas, even though this concept was mentioned in game manuals before he worked on the series, and another Sonic comic from France actually beat him to doing a story about it. So he'd probably try to sue if they used any concepts like Overlanders, too. He'd probably try to sue if they ever killed off Robotnik, since he was a stupid enough asshole to do that twice within the first fifty issues.
People often make jokes about Tengu being part of the long-nosed tribe, but Megumu certainly fits the bill. Brash businesswoman resorting to scummy tactics and rampant idea stealing in order to conduct business, all while being very blantant she's the one doing it yet it taking a notable amount of time for anyone to figure it out. At least she's open about her greed and was willing to stop when muscled around enough though. Tengu definitely don't practice the religious side of the ordeal though, sticking to their own magicks and, in the case of the 2hu Tengu of Youkai Mountain, Shinto religious practices. I'd still hit that if given the chance though.
>>3228 Isn't it haram for muslims to depict living things?
>>3245 No, just Mohammed.
>>3323 Man Woody Harrelson really hit the skids.


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