Extraordinarily voluptuous automatons.

>>4166 cmon man don't do x1 alpha dirty like that

>>4166 Say no more. I actually have TWO charts onto which I am consistently 6+.

>>4169 Where does Haydee fall into the second chart? The HD512 model from Haydee 2 is definitely tier 2 but OG Haydee looks like she's exactly on the line between 4 and 5.

>>4171 I'd say Haydee is between 5 and 6, the mechanical head pushes her forward a lot. Some people draw her with more mechanical limbs.

>>4172 Most of her art doesn't seem to follow her design to the letter, there's often some differences without completely modifying her. This is fine. As long as it doesn't turn into some shit mobidly obese or futa stuff, it's sometimes cooler with some extra stuff.

>>4168 hehe >>4176 >Most of her art doesn't seem to follow her design to the letter Probably because her actual model is really janky and amateurish. I think people liked the idea of Haydee more than her canonical design.

>>4177 >I think people liked the idea of Haydee more than her canonical design. The model was very basic, yes, but it worked. I wish the devs would've just made a better version of it in Haydee 2, rather than just taking the nude human model from H1's ammo boxes, give it a wig and a swimsuit, and call it a day with a "HD512" and a story about women getting kidnapped and turned into sex robots.

>>4184 Nice double deck

I noticed recently there's a fleshlight company that's been commissioning artists to make animations including their product. A truly guerilla form of marketing. Hell if they want to bring more GLaDOS porn in the world, I'm all for it.

>>4193 I love how she's fit to explode out of her covers.

>>4195 So voluptuous that not even the covers and fittings built for her can contain her curves. Just as it should be...

>>4195 >>4196 Always a fan of "Very busty GLaDOS with covers that barely work".

On that note, there's an entire subgenre of GLaDOS using fleshlights. I think this might be why a company decided to market their product in the format.

>>4221 А трахнуть её хочется прямо сейчас он хотел снимать ее и только ее отдавай мне ее задницу И ВЫ ЗАБЕРЕМЕНЕЕТЕ И ВЫ ЗАБЕРЕМЕНЕЕТЕ И ВЫ ЗАБЕРЕМЕНЕЕТЕ И ВЫ ЗАБЕРЕМЕНЕЕТЕ

>>4222 ОЧЕНЬ большой робот грудной братан

>>4224 СДЕЛАЙТЕ МИЛОСТЬ

>>4228 Больше **беременных роботов?

Some sick shit here, don't open

>>4289 >there's a visible man GAY

>>4306 What, do you want sapphic robots? I'm afraid I don't have much in the way of that.

Does gear (battle armor, protective outfits, powered gear, bodysuits) count as /clang/? Aesthetically they're close.

>>4312 If she isn't part metal, that's not real /clang/, I'd say.

>>4312 Is said armor sentient like sneak-chan from New Vegas? Yes if so.

The only thing I remember about MGS5 was the controversy over the game suddenly ending, and all the glorious robutts.

What's your opinion on clang that anthropomorphizes otherwise non-humanoid bots?

>>4369 I like it very much, but it shouldn't go too much on the left of the spectrum. In other words, if the face still isn't human, it's good to me. If the body becomes too ridiculous, it's still fine but I won't admit I like it

>>4370 So what you're saying is "anthropomorphize it, but keep it clang"? >too ridiculous Like what, making a robot fat?

>>4369 >>4370 >thicc Deck robot >thicc PS5 robot I get it now, the best robot isn't only hot and able to extract your semen, youshould also be able to play games on her.

>>4373 >making a robot fat Or with really big boob and ass. Big boob robot ass. I won't admit I'll like it. Same with ridiculously fat robots. Would you believe I've seen pictures of a morbidly obese, immobile GLaDOS? That's so ridiculous.

>>4388 So thick, anthropomorphic bots are good? Personally I like the mechanical side but there's something to be said for machines with the body of a Venus figurine. >last part doesn't sound very appealing

are the phat robo asses even supposed to be soft like silicon or are they hard like steel and will make your hands red when you give them a nice smack fat ass? more like schrodinger's soft posterior

>>4403 Are we talking about robots for personal use or something for industrial or military purposes?

>>4399 >>4403 How about both silicon and mechanical parts? Or even something that can get hard on command?

>>4403 Ah, the classic squishy metal debate. Most are soft from what I've seen. "Hard" robots usually aren't drawn voluptuously and tend to be higher up on the clang scale. Sometimes it's a mix, like a robot with jiggly bits that are held in place by stiff metal covers, or having a primarily metallic frame accompanied by rubbery/latex sex characteristics.

>>4408 How can a robot experience sexual pleasure or an orgasm? Do you program it, have an AI make a simulation of it, or can only cyborgs experience this if they still have their organic junk down there?

>>4412 Most lewds I've seen treat them like hominally sapient beings, well into the realm of science fantasy. If you're talking about it in actuality, I dunno. You'd need an AGI for that then somehow design it to feel pleasure, then create an apparatus as a conduit for said pleasure. We don't really understand consciousness very well, by extension this question is currently unanswerable.

Want to know a character that has a surprisingly amount of really good clang?

>>4434 Surprising? With those hips?

>>4435 Can't discount that voice, either.

>>4438 Now I want to see the image. I WANT TO SEE THE IMAGE I WANT TO SEE THE IMAGE I WANT TO SEE THE IMAGE

>>4443 I spent so much time fruitlessly looking for it I'm starting to wonder if I dreamt it. We'll have to settle for lewds instead.

>>4446 >>4464

Does anyone have that old Robo-9000 or something video that was on Newgrounds way back in the day? It matches the theme of the thread.

>>4470 I'm not familiar with what you're talking about, I tried looking it up and while I did incidently find some vidya clang, I couldn't find anything that matched your description.

She's all legs

Men will fuck anything.

>>4516 I won't fuck other men THOUGH

>>4518 ?

My Lord, do not let the gamergays and /v/ spread over here. Remove them. Oh, I beg of you. I plead before thee. Do not let those wretched, unwashed bumdrillers from /v/ make us fall into the abyss of faggotry. Oh Lord. We were thriving so well without them and now they stand before us, ready to bring down our city walls. Oh, such a terrible sight to behold.

>>4519 >AI slop >gay >cut Here's what to do with your computer

>>4521 If it's a robot, does it still count as being cut?

>>4522 Yes. Such a shame too to choose a boring human cock instead of some kind of hydraulic piston that would utterly destroy one's prostate (deserved for being gay)

>>4525 Are you baiting for exotic robocock?

robot yuri I've never seen this take on GLaDOS and I really like it

>>4537 Why does a robot need an asshole?

>>4542 So you can fuck it. What kind of question is that? Would you prefer something less skeuomorphic?

>>4544 I would rather not see penises. It's super gay. >>4533 This is the best and most heterosexual post in the thread.

>>4545 You may be glad to learn Chell/GLaDOS is very common in the game's fandom, and was among the first fanart ever drawn for Portal. Some of these images 15ish years old.

>>4547 >three GLaDOSes I like it, but I feel like there's a missed opportunity to use portals there.

>>4554 She may have done that, I can't find most of her work (Tumblr purge) so I don't know. She did do more GLaDOS selfcest, I know that.

>>4555 (checked) What pleasant brainstorming.

>>4556 How would you copulate with the robot?

>>4557 Missionary, lights off, holding hands, for reproduction.

The only good thing about Fallout 4

>>4572 Fuck the Assaultron Wife the Assaultron Cuddle the Assaultron Breed the Assaultron Impregnate the Assaultron

Are there any robogirls in particular you like, /vb/?

>>4601 GLaDOS and SHODAN both cemented my love for robots and actually lead me to study cognitive robotics and AI for a living (at least until reality kicked in and I saw how terrible academia was for actual forward thinking). As faggot-sounding as it is, no other character has come close to changing my life path like that. Other than that I like the Fallout stealth suit. She's depressingly underwritten in the actual game, though, you can't romance her, there's limited dialogue options. It painfully reminds me that nothing is real, like bumping against or falling from the edges of a map after having explored it all.

>>4602 Academia is very flawed for multiple reasons, I'm sorry it spit you out. I love the Stealth Suit, and wish she got more recognition. She's one of my favorite Fallout characters. There's something about "really clingy bisexual combat AI" that gets me. New Vegas was on a wavelength nothing else matches.

I'm not sure I can get across how much I love pilot-mecha relations.

Vintage clang

>>4611 >Vintage

>>4621 I remember when they were posted on the original board.

>>4605 more pls

And a cute comic.

Are warframes robots? There's actually a pregnant warframe. Would you believe it? A pregnant warframe, like a pregnant robot. They come up with the wildest things.

>>4670 >Are warframes robots? Kind of? Cyborg is more accurate. >pregnant Goddamn it. DE needs to be put into horny jail, they do stuff like with all their frames. Do you like musclegirls? Look up Hildryn. Do you like twinks? Nezha.

Warframe has an obese voreframe, the game has so much fetish pandering. I think I'll stick with the normal gals.

>>4601 Assaultrons of course, and the ballerinas. The the F4 nexus mods "MAID" robot part set scratches the itch also.

I like rule 63 of robots

>>4672 I think the obese one is male. I don't care for male warframes. But the preggarnent one is cute.

>>4710 That last one is pretty good, not sure I like the proportions of the head though.... Otherwise pretty solid.

Can Overwatch's crimes of Echo's redesign be forgiven for what else it gave us?

>>4742 HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY

i just want a qt robo to cuddle with can i have that? pls?

>>4745 Funnily enough that's something I don't like about that sketch. Thankfully the finished drawing isn't quite so bestial.

>>4754 What an inspired concept for an image

>>4759 The mecha-pilot BDSM or the mech in lingerie?

There's been a huge art influx of these little guys. However, most of it is ♂.

bnuuy

>>4793 Nice~

>>4775 The whole thing I suppose. You don't see a lot of creativity with feminine mecha

>>4814 There is some ♀ art of them, though.

zoomer clang

>>4849 >>4850 FNAF is way more adjacent to furry than clang, though some of these do focus on them being robots more than most art does.

not vidya clang tho

>>4856 >>4857 She's strong, loving, loyal, cute, and a bit oblivious, with a sleek design that is simple and still interesting. There is potential. If she can change her arm into a cannon, what else can she change on herself... Someone make a fangame or something with her in it and boom, she'd be vidya clang. Easy.

>>4857 >robot breastmilk absolutely

Post astro bots

>>4905 You don't know what you ask, traveler

Yes yes, 4chin ugly and shiet, post bots

>>4923 Not why I said that, but I will post robutts.

>>4905 Astrobutts more like!

why the FUCK don't we have sexy n qt waifubots yet

Just heard Haydee 3 got announced, but I can't find shit, can anyone confirm?

>>5129 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1444650/view/4696781406113034378 Some screenshots, too. But after how hideous Haydee herself was in 2, I'm not sure I care? It's not like Haydee is a particularly great game to begin with.

Found this and thought it was "Very Funny"

>>5292 Need more sexh robots in comical situations There's something cute about hot robots that make you laugh

>>4896 barista extraordinaire

Sexbots are the future. Sexbots in every house. 3DPDs on the streets.

>>4312 Sentient power armor is clang

>>4166 >futurecop why

>>5762 sir that's a dystopian police car

>>5763 ROBOTS, SIR

>>5767 please stop defiling my childhood memories

>>5768 vb is half porn

>>5792 As Yah intended.

>>5797 I wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

>>5802 Would you need to? Breakfast in bed

>>5803 Fucking doubledeck man. How

>>6031 I thought stonetoss drew that for a second.

cum breed breed cum cum creampie sex breeding

>>6247 With robots, right?

>>6309 no :)

Mr mexico, these posts are dogshit and not in the fun way >>4824 I wish there was more art with the tankier side of robots.

>>6316 This is why aids was invented, to kill you & the furries.

>>6317 I like that, while they are bulky, they still have distinctive female features.

>>6316 That's a man, isn't it

>>6338 The Fallout bots are great candidates. I wish we could have gotten to see this wonderful fellow in-game.I think this is a scrapped Van Buren NPC, anyway. I don't remember where I found this and I can't source it.

>>6338 Or even exaggeratedly feminine features!

>>6378 >love.robolin

>>6390 i chuckled loudly

Extremely old and obscure 8chan Prime art

what a sticky situation