/vb/ - How often do you think Lara Croft has to "use" her body in order to get access to burial sites, temples and such? Seems like it would be a massive boon.

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Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 04:13:50 No. 4248

How often do you think Lara Croft has to "use" her body in order to get access to burial sites, temples and such? Seems like it would be a massive boon.

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 05:41:23 No. 4249

you mean, like, jumping and climbing?? all the time that's like the whole game dude

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 06:04:32 No. 4250

>>4249 Very funny lol. Talking about the sex part.

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 06:15:19 No. 4251

I remember reading a doujin where she fucks a statue with a big stone penis to actuate a key. Then the statue cums gallons of water inside her and she gets a large belly as if pregnant. That was fun. Then she brings back the statue to her home.

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 08:15:33 No. 4253

>>4249 hypothetically speaking, lara would have a killer body like a rock climber with strong shoulders, thick thighs, huge ass, no tits if she was exploring ancient ruins. But she's more like indiana jones + james bond amalgam, quite unique. And no I don't think people guarding those sites would be swayed by sex considering they have 6 wives. Her father's money however...

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 12:14:36 No. 4255

>AI generated >interracial porn >4meme filename acid, please

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 15:58:51 No. 4256

>>4255 Find me a lara porn without niggers, animals, tentacles, aliens or any weird crap, I dare you. Lara was the poster child of vidya porn before overwatch and fuelled by torture porn niggers

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 16:24:37 No. 4259

>>4255 Surprised it took this many replies for someone to say something. Out of the hundreds of images out there, OP picked one of the grossest, low effort ones. >>4256 Not much of a dare. Just type in her name somewhere, it's extremely easy to find either pinups of her nude or some porn of her fucking a white guy. Whether you include AI generated stuff or not.

Anonymous 07/29/2024 (Mon) 19:36:35 No. 4265

>Americans

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 03:19:24 No. 4285

>>4250 Lara's as the last hwite wimmin in Niger.

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 17:37:52 No. 4294

>>4259 easy no there's no blacked edit for you

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 17:38:27 No. 4295

>>4294 was meant for this>>4256

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 18:53:37 No. 4297

>>4285 relevant pic

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 23:27:03 No. 4302

acidkike you nigger

Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 23:59:19 No. 4303

>>4294 >Whitewash the guy preserving Lara's genepool Imagine if that's considered a bigger felony than killing animals in South Africa.

Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 07:10:09 No. 4307

Lara loves herself some African exploring.

Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 00:35:52 No. 4315

>>4307 Just like in the old times of Zimbabwe before Ooga Booga's elected president exterminated all white wimminz

Anonymous 08/11/2024 (Sun) 05:59:14 No. 4390

>>4248 If an Argentinian or an Irish have a hard on over Lara Croft, does that mean they're masochist catchers who want to take it up the ass by the same race of humans that raped their kind a while ago?

Anonymous 08/20/2024 (Tue) 20:52:46 No. 4585

You're fucking CUCKS. Watching a NIGGER fucking someone while stroking yourself to it. You are worse than scum.

Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 23:22:48 No. 5596

>>4585 Don't you realize this whole thread is a teaser to the Netflix's Turd Raider cartoon?

Anonymous 10/17/2024 (Thu) 23:52:38 No. 5619

>>4248

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