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The mediocre patriotic war Vampyr Board owner 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:47:34 No. 457634

As of 0400 yesterday evening, we are at war with /arepa/ We launched a surprise sneak attack and have successfully met them quip for quip. They never saw it coming. The shock and awe has left them confused dazed and disorderly, discipline has completely broken down, their morale shattered, now is the chance to drive the attack home and destroy them utterly! Let not one negrito escape our unwarranted and frankly cowardly and vicious sneak attack. We are Japan and this is pearl harbor. FOR THE LIVING SPACE AND THE GREATER /b/ REICH! ONWARD TO VICTORY! Now as your leader I cannot lie to you men, we need each and every patriotic /b/rigand to sign up and serve his board in it's time of need. I NEED YOU, FOR THE /b/ ARMY. YOUR ASS IS MINE CIVVIE. THAT MEANS YOU COMMIECAT (Lieutenant 2nd grade) AND YOU LCP (PFC) AND YOU HEAD ( cook) AND YOU RANDOM CRAZY SCHIZOS , asstd (Privates) AND (You) ANON. YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DRAFTED. REPORT TO THE NEAREST DRAFT OFFICE IMMEDIATELY TO BE ASSIGNED A DUTY ~Your benevolent, cruel, kind, despotic, fascist, democratic, sane, and loving, hating, BO. High king Lord Vampyr "crazy eyes" Board owner esq. By appointment only.

Vampyr Board owner 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:54:19 No. 457635

I COME TO YOU WITH TERRIBLE NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED IN A VISCIOUS AND CRUEL SPIRITED JAPE BY THE BROWN MENACE, THEY HAVE RESPONDED TO OUR SCOUTING FORAY WITH A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS ATTACK UPON OUR VERY SOULS AND ANUSES. My dear friends. If you have the heart for it. Click the spoiler to see their reply.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:21:12 No. 457636

>>457635 3 to 4 out of 10

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:32:46 No. 457637

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/B BTFO

Vampyr Board owner 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:42:56 No. 457638

>>457637 OH NO! I HAVE BEEN COWARDLY AND SPURIOUSLY STABBED IN THE BACK! BY MYSELF NO LESS! MY FRIENDS WE MUST UNITE AND OVER THROW ME BEFORE ANYMORE DAMAGE TO MY COMMAND IS DONE, EVEN THOUGH WE ALL AGREE FUCK /b/

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:58:17 No. 457639

>>457637 I thought this was making fun of /abdl/.

Vampyr Board owner 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:05:40 No. 457641

>>457639 FUCK THEM TOO CITIZEN! ITS DIRECTED AT ANY BOARD EITHER ABOVE OR BELOW US AS I RANDOMLY DECIDE AT VARIOUS UNGUESSABLE INTERVALS! FUCK EVERY BOARD BUT /b/ ESPECIALLY ANY BUTTFUCKING JEWISH BOARDS WHAT PRETEND TO BE /b/ BUT LIKE EXTRA GAYER, SPEAKING OF GAY, FUCK /b/!

Vampyr Board owner 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:06:38 No. 457642

>>457639 WHY ARENT YOU AT THE RECRUITING STATION SOLDIER! WE ARE AT FULL MOBILIZATION! WE NEED EVERY MAN, WOMAN, MAN WOMAN, AND CHILD

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:34:31 No. 457648

unfunny

Draft dodging hippie peace freak druggie

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:36:50 No. 457650

>>457648 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF UNIFORM RECRUIT!? REPORT TO THE RECRUITING STATION IMMEDIATELY PRIVATE!

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:11:14 No. 457655

news from the front lines here at 8814fm we are now reporting that /b/s forces, led by Colonel Vampyr, have been victorious on /arepa/ hill. Some photos captured on scene are included credit to soldier bubbles.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:04:44 No. 457656

Who? But furthermore, gives a fuck?

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:07:14 No. 457657

>>457656 YOU! ANON HAVE BEEN DRAFTED! THERE IS A WAR AND IT IS GO TIME, SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:13:57 No. 457658

>>457657

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:19:02 No. 457659

>>457657

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:24:37 No. 457660

>>457657 Who are you? Where even am I?

88.14FM 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:40:33 No. 457661

Bubbles here with breaking news. The diplomatic envoy to >>>/monarchy/ has returned with dreadful news, they are also reporting a declaration of war, against /2dblacked/ honoring our alliance the grand leader has also declared war on /2dblacked/ as of 0700 hours today. We are now at war on 2 fronts, may God have mercy on the souls of our enemies, as we shall have none, in this time of great need the royal highness Grace, who knighted our overlord, has sent a blessing of benediction and strength for our troops. Our furher has further added that the black and brown menace of /arepa/ and /2dblacked/ have defiled this aryan land for far too long, and must be exterminated, our counterparts at the royal broadcasting News room have forwarded several photos included with this update. Good morning /b/ we will keep you updated throughout the day as the wars unfold. We expect full deployment of our first line troops within 24 hours. Stay safe.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 13:21:34 No. 457665

What military rank is You?

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 15:51:07 No. 457667

>>457665 A good one.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 16:06:18 No. 457671

>naming something after filthy communism Disgusting

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 16:08:08 No. 457673

>>457671 Lieutenant second grade commiecatposter. It's good to see you sir, especially in these dark days.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:12:50 No. 457678

>>457634 Where is the recruiting station?

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:14:12 No. 457679

>>457648 Where is the recruiting station

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:24:54 No. 457680

>>457678 >>457679 RIGHT OVER HERE MAGGOTS, LETS GO LADIES, ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS COME ON LETS MOVE IT >>457651

Edited last time by Vampyr on 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:25:39.

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:50:17 No. 457681

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:08:55 No. 457682

Reporting for duty sir!

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:59:18 No. 457684

/arepa/

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:30:55 No. 457686

>>457681 >>457682 Excellent work boys, first order of business. Steal gets. Steal every dub and trip in the name of /b/ until they learn to fear our WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:31:17 No. 457687

>>457684 DRAFT NOTICE

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:08:53 No. 457693

firing cannons at /2dblacked/. >>457661 grace will send volunteers to fight /arepa/.

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:57:43 No. 457695

>>457693 Semper Fidelis.

88.14FM 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:44:08 No. 457704

Correspondent Bubbles here! We've struck the first blow with our outright vicious and utterly unprovoked sneak attack on /2dblacked/ in accordance with the Treaty of Thorns. If you can hear me over the hail of explosions and gunfire, this new front opened by our cowardly and unhinged despot, Vampyr, is going well! Coal Harbor will go down in the annals of history with /2dblacked/ reeling in perpetuity, eternally fuming over this alliance against the blacked menace and the brown hordes. The Blacked Axis will rue the day they... did whatever they did to upset the regal Grace! Even their mere existence is enough for a casus belli because, quite frankly, they're disgusting. So, actually, this definitely wasn't unprovoked! Have you seen that shit? It's an assault on all of our senses. Correspondent Bubbles signing off.

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:02:03 No. 457706

We sent paratroopers to attack /arepa/'s meta thread. Their immediate surrender is anticipated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tds7Onwz2-U

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 18:20:03 No. 457720

Someone should ask /tkr/ in their meta if they will fight /arepa/.

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 16:45:55 No. 457743

>>457720 but, ""why?""

Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 17:15:08 No. 457810

We've taken some major losses but we still have the upper hand, what's the next step in your master plan sir?

Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 17:15:27 No. 457811

(12.68 KB 1330x194 The Random Venezuelan Videogame war.PNG)

>>457810

Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 17:16:41 No. 457812

>>457810 Idk. Something crazy though probably. First i must sleep. Feel free to do something totally nuts in the meantime. That will probably be fun too.

Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 17:25:38 No. 457813

WAR TURNS AGAINST /b/! >The great leader pauses and reflects on his failure, 2024, colorized, credit to correspondent bubbles, author photo included.

Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 22:51:08 No. 457832

https://youtu.be/5fgKEWG5r3A

Anonymous 04/19/2024 (Fri) 18:07:08 No. 457868

Thread theme >>457832 Not this gay shit

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 03:30:32 No. 457884

You'll never beat /vb/. Just admit that Mark is better than you. All of you.

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 11:37:38 No. 457889

>>457884 >board thats just a dumping ground because the kike is too flip-floppy to outright delete threads >constantly dips below /b/ when the old IDs from transferred threads expire >literally just kazu moistening the yid's dry, crusty bellend because nobody else will be friends with him OR fuck him

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:07:42 No. 457945

>>457889 Mark won, the jew always wins!

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:19:34 No. 457953

who is kazu? seen the name

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:03:17 No. 457954

>>457953 A vol on /v/ during the early days of this site, as well as a regular on this board who was briefly voled to corral all the pedos into a single thread, under Head's (the BO at the time) at the time fairly controversial choice to limit them to a single thread. Now a days after 2 years with me I know the idea of them being tolerated at all is hard to believe. But thats how it was. So anyway he was also a fan of MLP, a little capricious, and a good personal friend. Later when I was given the board after Silvias ousting (A GR3 violation for allowing some permabanned pedo to continue posting vids of his own daughter) he was my first volunteer, and was instrumental in the purging of the pedo menace.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:53:24 No. 457955

>>457954 >under Head's (the BO at the time) at the time fairly controversial choice to limit them to a single thread. >A pedo containment thread I did no such thing. You must be thinking of a different faggot. t. Head.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:10:18 No. 457956

>>457955 That wasn't you? Hmm well it was before my time, if you say so then I guess it was just a Chai policy. And yeah it was a DISASTER

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18:19 No. 457957

>>457953 what other guy said, but also a shota-sniffing fag boy who, as far as i know, also trooned out and vol'd as Purin for a time; he's a close buttboi of mark and talked a lot of hot shit about /vb/ in the /v/ meta thread like a week ago >>457945 it yo-yos wildly so its not really that impressive but it warms my heart to see regardless

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:30:43 No. 457959

>>457957 Yeah he went under Pururin when he was a vol here, before he left the site. About 18 months ago now I think. Geez time flies. No, that was me in marks meta thread.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 17:59:28 No. 457973

I dont get it Someone pls explain this autistic stuff

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:03:52 No. 457978

>>457973 its what happens when global rule 3 doesn't get applied because making the board unusable is the reason he was nepotistically given board owner status in the first place. and now that hes accomplished that and the board is in ruins hes engaging in navel gazing bullshit to pass the time because hes bored but still has to actively moderate /b/ on a daily basis to ensure nobody uses it.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:41:45 No. 457979

>>457956 >Chai Thank you, I forgot his name. I knew it wasn't Vampyr or Kazu. It wasn't me, it was Chai.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:53:02 No. 457981

>>457634 NIGGER

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:57:40 No. 457982

>>457945 Nope. But your kind will be hunted down like the animals you are.

Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:12:48 No. 457987

>>457978 >Made the board unusable For pedophiles, like you Anyway THIS IS NOT A META THREAD, ANYONE NOT ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE WAR EFFORT IS A DRAFT DODGING PUSSY AND WILL BE EXECUTED FOR BEING AWOL

Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:09:22 No. 457998

Fucking stealth namefag circlejerk up in here. Nobody cares who you are or were.

Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:13:14 No. 458000

Ready 4 doody.

Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:47:14 No. 458006

>>457998 Yeah, except for the guy who asked, and I responded to. Lern 2 reed

Anonymous 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:53:46 No. 458294

I saw marks manhole

Anonymous 05/09/2024 (Thu) 16:25:14 No. 458917

>>458294 Was it steaming?

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