The sound you hear from Columbia University is the sound of not having to listen to college kids screaming at you about how you're killing the planet because you ate a steak, or how you shouldn't be allowed to drive, or how you need to be locked to within a 15 minute walk from your house. No more stupidass bullshit about how cars are tools of the patriarchy. No more whining about how you have to let some college kid tell you what you're allowed to eat. No more smarmy ass know it all lecturing you about how we need to ban farming. I've never felt freer in my whole life.