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It's so fucking over Ricchie 06/16/2024 (Sun) 16:27:14 No. 460157
>Be me >Still a virgin and have no girlfriend. >Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then. >Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants. >Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down. >Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a retarded sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises >This guy doesn't fucking shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really fucking stinks >He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time >Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places >Motherfucker still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do. >I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch. >Mfw a retarded autistic sperg fucking mogs me >Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better. It's actually fucking over. I'm fucking pissed right now, life can be so unfair sometimes. You overcome so many challenges and hardships just to be met with this shit on the other side. I'm actually considering pistol whipping my autistic sperg of a cousin and fucking robbing him at gunpoint and shooting him. I really want this motherfucker dead. He's an absolute embarrassment to the family. What should I do in this situation, anons?
I actually agree that families should handle their own trash members but unless your cousin is a violent abusive predator I don't think he deserves all that.
This genre of thread is boring and unoriginal. No one cares about your le brootal blackedpill greentext where you exaggerate some minor and relatively uneventful happening in your life for imageboard points. Your cousin got a gf. Stop caring, faggot. These threads are useless and take up space on the catalog.
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>>460157 >I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch. Many such cases. Try not to let it get you down. If she's with him, she obviously has some problems that aren't immediately apparent, and either has a dad who is similar or she's fucked up in ways that will eventually result in your cousin crying in the corner while hugging his Thomas the Tank Engine body pillow. >t. 51-year-old man who wishes he could unsee the depths of cruelty that women are capable of achieving
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>>460173 OP here. I feel you man, I really do. To be honest, you have many more years of experience in this world than I do so you must be right. I definitely think she's fucked up in one way or another, I mean I heard rumors that she cuts herself, she's apparently also an Otaku who is obsessed with anime, and she's into lots of childish things, most likely has some sort of mental illness or something, so I guess that's par for the course, though she's still way too attractive and good looking to be with someone like my cousin who's highly unsanitary and clinically retarded, I just don't fucking understand it, I really don't. Anyways, cheers brother, I hope you can find a perfect woman who will treat you well and listen to you whenever you need it.
>>460168 You missed the entire point of the post, dumbass. It isn't just that my cousin got a girlfriend, it's that, unlike my cousin, I actually try to be the best version of myself and I put effort into it, yet he, or the dirty retarded pig version of himself, gets rewarded for his shitty behavior and his dirtyness, with a fucking girlfriend of all things, and I receive no compensation in return for the things I put effort in. But I dunno, maybe you're just some fucking unsanitary, lazy hikki neet like my cousin and don't know what it's like to actually put effort into working on yourself, despite being in constant emotional suffering like I am, I still at least try.
>>460168 You say that this post is unnecessaryand is taking up space in the board, but have you seen all the other posts on this fucking board? By your standards, they're all wastes of time too, most of them are fucking shitpost, trolls or other irrelevant bullshit, and yet you're here for some unknown fucking reason specifically complaining about my post, why just my post? Why don't you go complain on all the other shitpost and troll threads? I didn't fucking ask for your opinion here, in fact, no one fucking did, how about you go complain one of those threads and make it fair.
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>>460189 >I mean I heard rumors that she cuts herself There you go. Cutters are just fucked up and, if she ever gets mentally well, she'll still have very visible souvenirs of that time in her life. >she's still way too attractive and good looking to be with someone like my cousin who's highly unsanitary and clinically retarded, I just don't fucking understand it, I really don't Okay, well, if this helps, here's a tale from my teen years back in '90. >met incredibly hot girl on old local BBS system >probably TOO hot >assume she's a fake femme, but find out she's going to a user meet so decide to see what's what >she's breath-taking, and DEFINITELY female >talk a lot all evening >we continue private messaging back and forth over the next couple of weeks and eventually manage to figure out there's a mutual attraction >I was punching WAAAAAY above my weight class >these days I'd know what that meant, but back then I just assumed she liked my personality and my long hair >man, do I miss my hair >we start messing around >only ever get to second base, but holy shit was I happy >she's got amazing tits with perfectly puffy nipples that she'd let me suck >this goes on for a couple of weeks >I'm in Heaven >then the shit starts >she finds out my ex girlfriend is on some of the same BBSs that I'm on >bad breakup, we never talk >current girl private messages her, without my knowledge, and asks if they can hang >they're hanging at ex's place and girlfriend casually asks ex if she kept any of my notes, art, etc. >ex is basically a nice gal, and shows her without thinking >girlfriend does an extensive forensic accounting of everything >calls me later >"I can't help but notice you said the same things to her that you do to me..." >fuck >girlfriend continues to be friend with ex >don't know what the fuck to do, but those tits and my mouth must never be apart, so I just pretend I'm cool with it >grandmother's birthday comes along >her LAST birthday, as it turns out >don't know that at the time, of course >girlfriend insists we go to ex's birthday party >tell her that I've got plans >she loses her fucking mind accusing me of not being over ex >mfw >"It's...no, it's my grandmother's birthday on the same day!" >"You'll always be able to hang with your grandma, but Ex's birthday is Friday and you'd better be there!" >penis takes over >"I'll be there!" >everyone is gathered for grandma's last birthday at my folks' place, and I'm at the most incredibly fucking awkward birthday party I've ever attended at a Cheesecake Factory >pretend everything is fine while trying to figure out how much eye contact with ex is too much or not enough >girlfriend is satisfied...for about a day >grandma dies shortly after >Fuck you, teenage hormones
[Expand Post]>tell her my grandmother's funeral is on following Saturday, the day we'd been planning to go to a user meet up together >ask her to stay home from it because I know a couple of the guys are horndogs looking for underage strange >she loses it >"I had to trade a shift at Wendy's to be able to go! I'm going!" >what in the actual fuck? >go to funeral >call her >she's at the meet up >call her back in the evening >some faggot and his girlfriend, both fucking 22, approached her for a threesome, knowing full fucking well that she was my girlfriend >"What the fuck?!" >"What? I didn't say yes." >"Did you say no?" >"..." >"That's it. We're done. I'm calling Ex to warn her about you." >"I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER!" >call Ex >tells me that she wasn't over me and she was feeling like girlfriend had been trying to torture her, telling her how I said the same things to her and how that must mean she wasn't very special and other negging shit, and how I laughed about her all the time and other evil crap >Ex never wanted us at her birthday but didn't know how to say no without girlfriend cutting one of her tits off To this day... to this very fucking day... I have no idea what was wrong with her. She might have been bipolar or something. The point is, she was hot 9-10, but fucked in the head and she was with a guy who was a 7 on a good day. Here's some wisdom I didn't learn until it was too late. Any time you see a gorgeous woman with a fucking troglodyte, you can be certain that she is one or more of the following - a gold digger - crazy - a gal whose dad loved her too little or a little too much, if you get my drift - damaged by childhood trauma (especially if she has a high pitched child-like voice) and is emotionally and possibly mentally stunted - planning to break his heart for shiggles
>>460232 Addendum: - she's young and is mistaking your troll cousin's mental and hygienic deficiencies as him being a "bad boy"
>>460157 Only homosexuals and maybe trannies appreciate any kind of effort now
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He's true to himself, plus lower standards. Meanwhile you pretend like you get your shit together and want some 6/10.
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>>460232 >>460233 Lesson being:
>>460157 dude, nobody over here can tell how good looking you are, but the way you have described yourself, women might think you are gay, if you lack the masculine aura... ghere are two ways of doing things 1. MAN THE FUCK UP or 2. lower your standards because you are a sorry fuck who has 0 pull on the bitches he wants the Option you chose determines what kind of person you are. either you MAN THE FUCK UP or lower your standards and go whale hunting, but being mad at some girl, who chose her partner... dude you better start doing that trans maxxing type of shit, you are little bitch already, whats the point? hit the gym, do some sort of Sports, get your selfesteem back on track, not a single Woman in the World is attracted to your mindset and if they are, be sure that you are the prey and not the hinter, because as noted beforehand, you act like a 6 yr old susan.
>>460371 Thinking that guys can just lower their standards and that that will be enough is something only dumb women would do. Those whales still have tons of guys asking them out. The worst woman still has it easier in this arena (and pretty much every other arena) than the average man. It's only absolute chads that might have it a bit better, and even then, he still only has it close to as easy as the unattractive women. Go make a dating profile as a big fat bitch. You're still gonna get tons of messages.
>>460375 Or try "talking' to women irl
>>460377 Go ahead and try. It doesn't change anything I just said. Those women, even the grossest ones, still have many possible dicks whenever they want. Even the grossest ones are spoiled, and they act accordingly. If you ever find one that doesn't act accordingly, I don't think it will have much to do with how gross she is. You just have to get lucky and find one that had good parents or something.
>>460378 Yeah, the genome that she is composed of is disagreeable And you can have a child born via the processes the rich are using to have children in ways that allow you to select the traits with a woman that got hurt and is a vegetable
>>460378 >>460378 And it doesn't matter how shit your or her genes are as you could make your kids better then you and if they do better then them and so on Also if you care about copulation you kinda culk yourself and have a kid that is a fuck 🐷 after she is of age, of course
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>>460343 Even the ugly chicks are entitled, these days.
>>460157 All I can say is, keep doing what you're doing and not to worry about what your cousin is doing or not doing. There is someone out there for everyone, and I think if you keep on the path you're on, you'll eventually fing that person. Just be patient, brother.
>>462298 Sorry. Meant to type find and not fing. I can't type for shit haha
>>460157 nigga your entire post boils down to a justification for why le *girl* with le autist, b..b..but ain't I (loser) better than the retarded autist cousin?


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