Keeping a veil of secrecy about our plans. If anons want to be recruited, sign up here.

Join this personal army, anon.

>>462062 UY MUCHACHOS

I will need between 5 and 10 for this attack. Necesitaré entre 5 y 10 para este ataque. >>462065 ¿Te unes a nosotros?

VOLUNTEERS WANTED About 5 or 10.

>>462062 I'm here.

The plan will involve telling people about cake and spamming about cake everywhere. ... El plan incluirá enviar spam sobre pasteles y hablarle a la gente sobre pasteles. Quizás tengamos que esperar unas horas para obtener más.

>>462069 Do you want to firebomb or machine-gun, recruit? Firebombing will involve making topics or OPs all over. Machine-gunners will go into threads and spam about cake.

The Firebomber Squadron will spam OPs.

Tell them 4chan did it

Machine-gunner Squadron will try to spam within the threads.

>>462073 Maybe we could raid 4cuck. Or the altchans. Or even the soyjaks.

We have 1 recruit atm. When I make the call, we can't do the raid until at least 5 people respond when we're ready.

>>462071 Machine gunners.

>>462077 You can either make your own cake images or take a few of these.

As a machine-gunner, you are basically going to spam text: cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake cake spam about cake. Or anything about cake or ask people if they would like a slice of cake or something akin to this.

It looks like we have 2 or 3 recruits. ... Tenemos alrededor de 2 o 3 reclutas.

>>462062 Quiero entrar

>>462082 Welcome aboard, recruit. You will join the Firebomber Squad or Machine-gunner Squad. Get your pictures of cake ready and be prepared when the call is made to attack. ... Bienvenido a bordo, recluta. Te unirás al Firebomber Squad o al Machine-gunner Squad. Prepara tus fotos del pastel y prepárate cuando se haga la llamada para atacar.

Ok, I need to count you all. Personal army, present! Reply to this post & say you're here. ... Necesito contarte. Necesito contar mis reclutas. ¡Responde a esta publicación y preséntate!

>>462084 Aquí

>>462084 Aquí estoy.

>>462084 Too many mexicans, I'm out

>>462089 It's the best we can get. Come now, anon, don't abandon my campaign!

Ok. We have a small army. If we attack 4chan, our forces will have to concentrate on one or two boards or spread across. ... De acuerdo. Tenemos un pequeño ejército. Si atacamos 4chan, nuestras fuerzas tendrán que concentrarse en uno o dos tableros o distribuirse. ... My army, how long are you willing to fight? I think we will invade 4chan first. If you stay on campaign, we can attack another place. Mi ejército, ¿cuánto tiempo estás dispuesto a luchar? Creo que primero invadiremos 4chan. Si sigues en campaña, podemos atacar otro lugar.

Fine. If it gets anons to fight... I will post lewd. Listen up! I believe these places are vulnerable. We shall attack this: 4chan /b/ 4chan /d/ 4chan /tv/ 4chan /vr/ ... Bien. Si anons se ponen a pelear... publicaré lascivo. ¡Escuchen! Creo que estos lugares son vulnerables. Atacaremos esto: 4chan /b/ 4chan /d/ 4chan /tv/ 4chan /vr/

>>462091 What board do you wanna target?

Ok, anons! Prepare for battle! Army, where are you? Reply now and we will attack on my command. ¡Ok, anónimos! ¡Prepárate para la batalla! Ejército, ¿dónde estás? Responde ahora y atacaremos cuando yo lo ordene.

>>462099 We are going to attack /b/, /d/, /tv/, /vr/. I will have firebombers make topics / OPs across those boards. Then machine-gunners will spam around randomly.

Vamos a atacar /b/, /d/, /tv/, /vr/. Haré que los bombarderos incendiarios creen temas/OP en esos ámbitos. Entonces los ametralladores enviarán spam al azar.

good luck

Ok, personal army, I present yourselves. Line up! line up! line up! Reply to this post! SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE! Ok, ejército personal, me presento. ¡Póngase en fila! ¡póngase en fila! ¡póngase en fila! ¡Responde a esta publicación! [doom] ¡MUÉSTRAME TU CARA DE GUERRA! [/condenar] We cannot attack until the army is ready & presents. No podemos atacar hasta que el ejército esté listo y presente.

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE NOW! WE ARE GONNA GO TO WAR! ¡MUÉSTRAME TU CARA DE GUERRA AHORA! ¡VAMOS A IR A LA GUERRA!

Where is the army? Two anons were here earlier. ... ¿Dónde está el ejército? Dos anons estuvieron aquí antes.

Where is the army? I need the soldiers to get in line. ... ¿Dónde está el ejército? Necesito que los soldados se pongan en fila. ... We are going to raid 4chan /b/, /d/, /tv/, /vr/. Nosotros vamos a raid 4chan / b /, / d /, / tv /, / vr /.

We cannot begin the raid on 4chan until the soldiers are here. ... No podemos comenzar la incursión en 4chan hasta que los soldados estén aquí.

I will wait to make the call to attack. Until the soldiers are back, the call to invade will be delayed. ... Esperaré para hacer la llamada al ataque. Hasta que los soldados regresen, el llamado a invadir se retrasará.

Going to take a shower, anons. When I get back, I hope the soldiers will be ready. ... Voy a darme una ducha, anons. Cuando regrese, espero que los soldados estén listos.

>>462111 Here >>462112 Ok >>462113 Yeah

>>462114 Back. Get in line, soldier! I hope you have cake pictures and are ready.

I will give my soldiers 15 minutes to assemble. ... Les daré a mis soldados 15 minutos para reunirse.

15 minutes to get ready ... Son 15 minutos para prepararse.

Ok anons. This is it. Either I go alone, or you come with me. ... We will first strike at /b/. Next /d/ and /tv/. Finally, hit /vr/. ... I want a very rapid attack and trap threads, but also spam and cake spam. Ok anónimos. Esto es todo. O voy solo o vienes conmigo. ... Primero atacaremos /b/. Siguiente /d/ y /tv/. Finalmente, presione /vr/. ... Quiero un ataque muy rápido y atrapar hilos, pero también spam y spam pastel.

Last call. Join this attack. Or I will go alone. Are we ready? ... Última llamada. Únase a este ataque. O iré solo. ¿Estamos listos?

Are we ready for the attack? ¿Estamos preparados para el ataque?

GO GO GO GO ATTACK NOW GO ATTACK The invasion begins. First hit 4chan /b/. https://boards.4chan.org/b/catalog Then hit /d/ next https://boards.4chan.org/d/catalog Then hit /tv/ https://boards.4chan.org/tv/catalog Lastly hit /vr/ https://boards.4chan.org/vr/catalog I want some of you to spam in threads and others to make threads and OPs about cake: spam about cake. THE ATTACK BEGINS! I ORDER YOU TO ATTACK!!! VAYA VAYA VAYA VAYA ATACA AHORA IR A ATACAR Comienza la invasión. Primero pulsa 4chan /b/. https://boards.4chan.org/b/catalog Luego presione /d/ siguiente https://boards.4chan.org/d/catalog Luego presione /tv/ https://boards.4chan.org/tv/catalog Por último presione /vr/ https://boards.4chan.org/vr/catalog Quiero que algunos de ustedes envíen spam en hilos y otros creen hilos y OP sobre pasteles: spam sobre pasteles.

Tengo que esperar 300 segundos para crear un hilo. Pero me estoy preparando. Waiting 30 seconds to make a thread, but I am coming. Hitting /b/ first.

>>462124 /tv/ now

Hit up /b/ threads and post in each one

Hittingf /d/ Make your way to spam inside /vr/ threads

raiding /vr/ now. Be sneaky there and do it within the threads.

I just got hit by the janitors. Go on without me. https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/202521659#p202526823 Me acaban de golpear los conserjes. Sigue luchando sin mí. Pastel de spam. spam, pastel. Me atraparon.

>>462131 Kill yourself, you subhuman niggerfaggot. This site doesn't need anymore cuckchan rapefugees.

/RAID/ is moving to >>>/8flags/453 Renamed to /cake/ or /c8/ now. Cakebombers & those interested in "cakeruns" (raiding) may visit.