>>463356 "The Mirage." This would actually be a pretty good Seinfeld episode. Would be a great George plot. I can't wait until AI is good enough that I can type a script in and get a movie (or in this case, a sitcom episode).

>>463371 Mirage is a PERFECT name for the phenomenon. Before filters, there was BAR lighting and women love their make up. In the day light, they style their hair, clothing and use accessories to distract you and fool you. In truth, personality is way more important, unless you're just fucking. Stay away from women with painted eye brows or eye brows that are trimmed too thin. They are almost always bi polar.

>>463374 Seinfeld did an episode about lighting. The episode was called "The Strike," and Jerry's plot was that he was dating "a two-face" (like the Batman villain). She looked hot in some lighting but fucked up in other lighting. One of the best episodes, though that's largely due to the A-plot of Kramer going back to work after his strike (which had been going on for 12 years) ended.

>>463356 neck yourself, fucktard

>>463375 god damn i love seinfeld The worst part of The Mirage is that it happens to you with your own gfs too. Marriage is then a death sentence

>>463371 OP here. That is a great name. But I was thinking more in terms of “Close Talker”. Or “Oh you’re friends with the Urinator” “He’s a bit of a close talker” Can we say “She’s one of those Mirages” ? Actually maybe now that I think about it.

>>463380 OP here again. I forgot to mention also that I like big black cocks stuffed into my anus

>>463371 >>463379 >>463380 I was inspired. Instead of getting to sleep at a reasonable hour, or doing work that was due 12 hours ago, I wrote a whole episode of Seinfeld based on this premise. First draft, could definitely be improved, but I'll post it anyway, before I lose interest. I doubt I'll care enough in the morning to do a second draft and fix it up properly, and it's too late to do that right now. But still. Surely they'll bring back this show that ended 25 years ago and produce my fanfiction script.

>>463382 >I prompted some shitty AI to write this for me and Imma take credit

>>463383 Oh yeah. I forgot they can do that now. If I was gonna do that, I wouldn't have taken like five hours. And it would be better.

>>463384 sure kid

>>463377 >>463381 >>463385 Cocksucker, if I wanted your useless opinion, I’d drive to the home for retarded niggers

>>463400 >>463400 >I’d drive to the home for retarded niggers You're literally on 8chan

>>463412 this

>>463356 >You see an attractive girl with a dork You mean a tranny?