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WHat if Elon Musk, Trump, and the deep state are all connected with aliens? Anonymous 09/29/2024 (Sun) 17:13:13 No. 463466
Alright, /b/, buckle up. What if Elon Musk has been working with Trump to fight the deep state and expose an alien conspiracy? Sounds wild, but let’s connect the dots. Elon’s obsession with space and Mars isn’t just a billionaire’s dream. It started ramping up when Trump became president, right? Trump wasn’t part of the deep state’s plan, and here’s the kicker: the deep state has been working with aliens—not the little green ones, but interdimensional beings controlling humanity for centuries. Trump’s “drain the swamp” slogan? People thought it was about corrupt politicians, but it was bigger. The deep state has been hiding the truth about these aliens. Trump found out, and they tried to stop him. Space Force wasn’t a meme; it was a front to prepare for a real battle in space, where these aliens have been operating behind the scenes. And Musk? SpaceX, AI, Neuralink—all part of a plan to break free from alien control. The Mars mission isn’t just about colonizing another planet; it’s Plan B if things go sideways with these beings. AI and Neuralink are Musk’s way of communicating with them directly. These aliens don’t speak in languages; they use energy, frequencies, and vibrations. Why do you think Trump faced so much opposition? The deep state didn’t want him getting too close to the truth. Impeachments, scandals—they threw everything at him. Now, the UFO disclosures last year? That’s the deep state’s way of slowly prepping us for the truth, so it doesn’t all come out at once. They don’t want Trump or Elon to blow it wide open. Bottom line: Trump and Musk are trying to save humanity from an alien-deep state alliance. SpaceX, AI, and Mars are all pieces of the puzzle. We’re just along for the ride. TL;DR: Elon and Trump are secretly fighting a deep state-alien alliance, and Mars is our backup plan if things go wrong. Thoughts, /b/? Too crazy, or does it actually make sense?
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Please tell me that he is secretly working with Rowdy Roddy Piper and that there is about to be a bubble gum shortage.
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>>463466 > What if Elon Musk, Trump, and the deep state are all connected with aliens? What if I don't care, anymore, and I just want Moon 2.0 to crash into us and end this nightmare existence of manipulation by demon-worshiping pedophiles?
Also, Christians keep pining for the Rapture. 'Rapture' is from the Latin rapio, which is also the root for 'raptor' (birds of prey) and 'rape'. Ready to be snatched away and raped by a cosmic bird of prey for Jesus?
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>>463515 Jesus was the raptor all along.
>>463518 JEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ZUHS-AH!
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