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Advice (serious) YouTube.com/@thatoneguy8450 10/17/2024 (Thu) 08:33:21 No. 463973

Will it be weird to ask my grandmother to tutor me in how to talk to girls and kiss and stuff? I think she will be weirded out but we haven't even known each other till recently. Besides mothers and grandmother's kiss on the lips all the time I've seen it and had it done to me and it's not weird, and it's not sexual this time either I just want to get that xp before I move onto 3d women. Even just asking what girls like? Please help me make it not weird !! Will paying money make it more likely to go down?

Anonymous 10/17/2024 (Thu) 09:07:27 No. 463975

I think it's a fantastic idea

YouTube.com/@thatoneguy8450 10/17/2024 (Thu) 14:02:25 No. 463989

>>463975 Do you really or do you just want to make fun of a fuck up later

Anonymous 10/21/2024 (Mon) 23:54:01 No. 464154

Self bump, please

Anonymous 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:23:14 No. 464180

>>463973

Anonymous 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:54:51 No. 464220

>>463973 Dude. If you have some sort of oldie fetish, don't inflict that shit on your blood kin. Get your ass on a dating app and start swiping on anyone over 55. >Please help me make it not weird !! Will paying money make it more likely to go down? "Gram-gram, can I french kiss you?" "Good heavens! No!" "Would $10 sweeten the deal?" "Where's my cane?! I'm gonna whup the shit out of you, boy!"

Anonymous 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:07:31 No. 464223

>>464220 >Where's my cane LoL I'm into that too, but like I said it's not sexual, just educational. And yes I do have autism.

Anonymous 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:09:18 No. 464225

>>464220 >>464223 Also oldie has nothing to do with it, I don't know how to kiss, talk, or fuck. And I am more closer to my other female relatives. Maybe I should look for a prostitute? Idk. Or set up a booth and sign saying $20 for a kiss.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:21:16 No. 464273

This is such a stupid idea. Look up a tutorial or ask an AI or something.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 18:47:52 No. 464297

>>464225 > I don't know how to kiss, talk, or fuck. You think the rest of us busted our first conjoined nut with a perfect 10 across the board (except for the Russian judges, who grudgingly gave us an 8)? My first time in every single category was absolute shit. Girls understand, and if they don't, then they are worthless creatures undeserving of your time. If they're experienced, they'll help you out to get better, and if they're also virgins, you'll get better together. You don't need to shame yourself and your entire family with such a stunarse plan.

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