>>142186 Because some guy named Racial Ghoul told him that theatricality and deception were powerful tools, yet left out the qualifier of “for the uninitiated” which Bane had to rectify in his fight with Bateman.

>>142186 >batman he's a grown man, dressed as a bat. on the streets of gotham. he does it for free. he takes his "job" very seriously.

>>143931 He puts out fires he doesn't like because the smoke gives him an asthma attack.

>>143941 Nothing! We slaughtered nothing!

>>143942 Why not just home butcher him?

Perhaps he's wondering why one would beat a cow before chopping it's head off

Fly good, big guy.

You just don't get it, do you Bane? Poor little(for me) hothead Bane. For someone so crafty at making "master plans" you seem to be at a loss every time the exact situation happens. I thought you would've learned but I guess that mask is choking you of your oxygen. The whole sequence repeats because it's important to my real masters, the Bogdanoffs. Now, be a good little Bane and answer the agency's questions.

STOP RIGHT THERE HIRED GUN SCUM YOU'VE VIOLATED MY FLIGHT PLAN PAY CIA THE FINE OR YOU DON'T GET TO STAY ON MY PLANE YOUR STOLEN DR PAVEL IS NOW FORFEIT

Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small. He was big. Uh, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean?

Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small. He was big. Nigga, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean? Nah. Get dubs on board, I'll call Putin! The semite scheme I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr David-Duke, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu. Third one to stalk gets to gay on my glider! Who bane you to assfuck Dr. Pavel? He didn't swim that good. Who wants to try snorkeling? Tell me about CIA! Why does he flavor the flavor? A lotta feelings for a circumcised vagina! And perhaps he's pondering why someone wouldn't fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

Mrs Doubtfire, you're small. He was big. Nigga, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean? Nah. Get dubs on board, I'll call Putin! The semite scheme I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr David-Duke, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu. Third one to stalk gets to gay on my glider! Who bane you to assfuck Dr. Pavel? He didn't swim that good. Who wants to try snorkeling? Tell me about CIA! Why does he flavor the flavor? A lotta feelings for a circumcised vagina! And perhaps he's pondering why someone wouldn't fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

>>143175 Bane saves the day & everybody loses their minds, sun goes down to start a new day, imagine there's no heaven, no hell, Bane shows up to bring ever lasting peace, no one ever gets sun burn ever again, one climate around the earth,

>>143738 true paste, paste all the same,

if it weren't for Bane then Batman couldn't cut the game with his life in tact,

>>143680 Anita?

>>143834 Batman kept his life but lost his Empire, the way it should have been, Batman lost everything for being a fool, Gotham was never the same,

He didn't rise so good! Who wants to try next?

>>143208 Uh, you don't get to bring fried rice.

it's a baker's dozen, they expect one to be on the tray,

>>143176 Was Alfred the truest and biggest guy of all?

>>143559 Alfred was CIA agent Bill Wilson former survivalist trainer while he worked along the MI6 under classified operations. While Bill was lying unconscious on the plane, Alfred appeared to him in his mind to wake him up. He reclutantly said that it didn't matter. He had failed on his mission and the masked man had overplayed him. He had welcomed death. But Alfred reminded him on the reason humans fall. It was the only way to learn, to become stronger, wiser. To change. And that no matter how many times you fall, what defined a man was how many times he gets up. Half consciously, Bill forced himself to woke up. Remembering his training he crawled across the falling fuselage grabbing the seats until he reached the parachutes. After grabbing one he just let himsef go out of the plane. By that moment, the time seemed to stop for him. It was just him and the air flowing around him. He had no thoughts at all. No desires, no fears, no regrets and no shame. He only was. And he could die or he could live but it didn't matter to him. Because that is what life's all about. Playing. And no matter the outcome, you get back up. After what seemed to be ages, Bill pulled the string releasing a big parachute above him. He contenplated the plane crashing on the nearby mountains. As he was falling, he couldn't help but smile and thank that old wise man for saving not only his life, but also his soul.

>>143202 our father who art in heaven,

BreddyGud/10 would read again Sounds like he's suffering from big guy syndrome

>>143780 >CIA takes out his pistol and starts shooting his fellow men. He catches them by surprise. With only the pilots left, he kills them too. CIA does have a history of crashing his own planes with no survivors. See: 9/11.

Reminds me of this: http://archive.is/KLS7h

>>143712 One of them's wearing Batman's magical leg brace.

>>143808 BATMAN WAS CIA ALL ALONG

Bane failed to call CIA's bluff. CIA filed them all on the flight plan.

>>143791 We're all in on the plan, even we don't know it.

>>143818 It really gives it a new tone if you watch the scene with this new light. Its all a show for Pavel.