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Big Guy 11/29/2018 (Thu) 02:32:20 No. 143934 [Reply]
You're a big cow.
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>>143941 Nothing! We slaughtered nothing!
>>143942 Why not just home butcher him?
Perhaps he's wondering why one would beat a cow before chopping it's head off

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Big Guy 11/28/2018 (Wed) 23:13:01 No. 143929 [Reply]
Fly high, big guys.
Fly good, big guy.

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Big Guy 11/20/2018 (Tue) 04:14:46 No. 143751 [Reply]
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA? YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
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You just don't get it, do you Bane? Poor little(for me) hothead Bane. For someone so crafty at making "master plans" you seem to be at a loss every time the exact situation happens. I thought you would've learned but I guess that mask is choking you of your oxygen. The whole sequence repeats because it's important to my real masters, the Bogdanoffs. Now, be a good little Bane and answer the agency's questions.
………..BANE?
STOP RIGHT THERE HIRED GUN SCUM YOU'VE VIOLATED MY FLIGHT PLAN PAY CIA THE FINE OR YOU DON'T GET TO STAY ON MY PLANE YOUR STOLEN DR PAVEL IS NOW FORFEIT

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Big Guy 02/10/2017 (Fri) 16:47:25 No. 128281 [Reply] [Last]
ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time. Dr Pavel, I'm CIA. He wasn't alone. Uh, you don't get to bring friends. They're not my friends. Don't worry, no charge for them. And why would I want them? They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man. Bane? Aye. Get them on board, I'll call Ittin! The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

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Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small. He was big. Uh, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean?

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Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small. He was big. Nigga, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean? Nah. Get dubs on board, I'll call Putin! The semite scheme I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr David-Duke, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu. Third one to stalk gets to gay on my glider! Who bane you to assfuck Dr. Pavel? He didn't swim that good. Who wants to try snorkeling? Tell me about CIA! Why does he flavor the flavor? A lotta feelings for a circumcised vagina! And perhaps he's pondering why someone wouldn't fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

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Mrs Doubtfire, you're small. He was big. Nigga, you don't get to bring faggots They're not my bumbuddies. Don't fly; no lube for jews. And why would I fuck bees? They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Sloppy Mandingo. Bean? Nah. Get dubs on board, I'll call Putin! The semite scheme I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr David-Duke, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu. Third one to stalk gets to gay on my glider! Who bane you to assfuck Dr. Pavel? He didn't swim that good. Who wants to try snorkeling? Tell me about CIA! Why does he flavor the flavor? A lotta feelings for a circumcised vagina! And perhaps he's pondering why someone wouldn't fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

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Big Guy 10/13/2018 (Sat) 13:01:45 No. 143175 [Reply]
Dr Carson I'm NSA.
>>143175 Bane saves the day & everybody loses their minds, sun goes down to start a new day, imagine there's no heaven, no hell, Bane shows up to bring ever lasting peace, no one ever gets sun burn ever again, one climate around the earth,

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Doctor Pavel Big Guy 11/19/2018 (Mon) 06:19:57 No. 143738 [Reply]
I'm JARED.
>>143738 true paste, paste all the same,

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Big Guy 11/14/2018 (Wed) 21:28:49 No. 143680 [Reply]
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane Isn't it obvious? How are you going to throw someone out of a plane without shooting them? There's a very high risk of them grabbing on to you, or any other number of things going wrong.
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if it weren't for Bane then Batman couldn't cut the game with his life in tact,
>>143680 Anita?
>>143834 Batman kept his life but lost his Empire, the way it should have been, Batman lost everything for being a fool, Gotham was never the same,

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Big Guy 10/16/2018 (Tue) 09:06:27 No. 143208 [Reply]
Grain?
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He didn't rise so good! Who wants to try next?
>>143208 Uh, you don't get to bring fried rice.
it's a baker's dozen, they expect one to be on the tray,

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Big Guy 10/13/2018 (Sat) 13:26:19 No. 143176 [Reply]
Mr Wayne I'm Alfred
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>>143176 Was Alfred the truest and biggest guy of all?
>>143559 Alfred was CIA agent Bill Wilson former survivalist trainer while he worked along the MI6 under classified operations. While Bill was lying unconscious on the plane, Alfred appeared to him in his mind to wake him up. He reclutantly said that it didn't matter. He had failed on his mission and the masked man had overplayed him. He had welcomed death. But Alfred reminded him on the reason humans fall. It was the only way to learn, to become stronger, wiser. To change. And that no matter how many times you fall, what defined a man was how many times he gets up. Half consciously, Bill forced himself to woke up. Remembering his training he crawled across the falling fuselage grabbing the seats until he reached the parachutes. After grabbing one he just let himsef go out of the plane. By that moment, the time seemed to stop for him. It was just him and the air flowing around him. He had no thoughts at all. No desires, no fears, no regrets and no shame. He only was. And he could die or he could live but it didn't matter to him. Because that is what life's all about. Playing. And no matter the outcome, you get back up. After what seemed to be ages, Bill pulled the string releasing a big parachute above him. He contenplated the plane crashing on the nearby mountains. As he was falling, he couldn't help but smile and thank that old wise man for saving not only his life, but also his soul.
>>143202 our father who art in heaven,

CIA is actually insane and Bane never existed Big Guy 11/21/2018 (Wed) 14:21:47 No. 143780 [Reply]
If you remove the dialogue from "Bane", "Bane's men", and "Dr. Pavel", the plane scene truly starts to make sense. >Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA. He says, without getting a response, because he's just talking out into thin air. >Uh, you don't get to bring friends. >And why would I want them? Angered, he first says that you can't bring friends, and then asks himself rhetorically why he even would want them. This symbolizes CIA's deep loneliness. Sour grapes. >Bane? Here's where CIA gets the idea to give the prisoners he's tasked with interrogating names, to cope with his overwhelming loneliness. >Get them on board, I'll call it in. >The flight plan that I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you. (TN: Doctor Pavel is just a figment of CIA's imagination) >Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel? The prisoner has no idea what CIA is on about, so he keeps his mouth shut. >(GUNSHOT) CIA gets angry at his 'friend' ignoring him, and thus pretends to kill him. Note that he doesn't actually kill him. This is very important. >He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next? >Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?

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BreddyGud/10 would read again Sounds like he's suffering from big guy syndrome
>>143780 >CIA takes out his pistol and starts shooting his fellow men. He catches them by surprise. With only the pilots left, he kills them too. CIA does have a history of crashing his own planes with no survivors. See: 9/11.
Reminds me of this: http://archive.is/KLS7h

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Big Guy 11/17/2018 (Sat) 14:21:18 No. 143712 [Reply]
Dr. Pavel, we're CIA.
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>>143712 One of them's wearing Batman's magical leg brace.
>>143808 BATMAN WAS CIA ALL ALONG
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Big Guy 11/23/2018 (Fri) 02:36:14 No. 143821 [Reply]
Bane doesn't know CIA is only going to list one of the hired guns on the flight plan beforehand, right? So why does Brother have to stay? If all three are listed in the manifest, then Bane would also need to stay in the wreckage. And if they had a body for Bane, they could have used that instead of Brother, since there are two hired guns fewer on the flight plan than expected.
Bane failed to call CIA's bluff. CIA filed them all on the flight plan.

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Big Guy 11/20/2018 (Tue) 23:59:57 No. 143765 [Reply]
The jokes on bane, there was no flight plan and they never found the wreckage. They never found out anything from CIA and furthermore they already had dr pavel and a plane.
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>>143791 We're all in on the plan, even we don't know it.
>>143818 It really gives it a new tone if you watch the scene with this new light. Its all a show for Pavel.

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Big Guy 12/03/2017 (Sun) 02:08:23 No. 137265 [Reply]
COIN?
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>>137457 For you
Don't the kill Big Guy at the end?
>>137292 It's a warning to CIA. He tried to warn him, but he wouldn't listen.

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Bane is a small guy Big Guy 11/22/2018 (Thu) 19:58:22 No. 143812 [Reply]
>You're a big guy! >For you. When he says "for you", he doesn't mean for CIA, the singular you. No, he means for the CIA, the plural you. The exchange could be rewritten as: >You're an important player in the grand scheme of things! >No, only to you, who have devoted considerable and inordinate resources towards catching me. Consider the original script: CIA MAN Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you? THIRD PRISONER We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask…

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>>143812 This is what I've been saying all along. CIA is defined by his arrogance and hubris, being unable to accept that he is no longer in charge even after Bane is crashing his plane. Bane, on the other hand, is very humble. He acknowledges that he is only a big guy for CIA, that no one cares about him. They only cared who he was once he put on the mask, once they could no longer see who he was. Bane's true self is of less import and interest than a mystery man with no identity whatsoever. It is this humility that allows him to overcome the arrogant CIA. Bane puts himself above nothing, especially his Master Plan. CIA, on the other hand, is driven by ego. This is seen when he lets his ego, his desire for a feather in his cap, to supersede the flight plan. As such, CIA lets the Flight Plan be defeated by Bane's Master Plan.

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