Dr. Pavel, I'm NORAD

Post Banes.

Can bane have milky mommy gf?

What happened brothers? I thought we were supposed to have a lot of loyalty?

Join us for a spooky time. Tonight is all hallows eve! Stream starting at 20:00 ET that's in about 1h37min 20:00 Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - 01 21:19 Audition 1999 UNCUT Bluray 1080p x264 DTS-HD 5 1 LOVED 23:15 Tucker And Dale vs Evil 2010 1080p BluRay DTS-HD MA 5 1 x264-LEGi0N 00:44 [fin] Tune in @ https://cytu.be/r/loleron You'll need to install a script to synchronize the stream with everyone else. Simple stuff, instructions in that same link. Synopsis Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - https://anidb.net/a9285 >On a university campus where most students are out for summer vacation, five students sneak into the library storage to look for treasure. What they find are two sets of female antique mummies from Italy. One of the members, Sayaka rips open one of the mummies and takes out a stone, empowering the mummies to have super strength and eternal life. Having stolen their "stone of life", the two mummies awaken and ferociously attempt to retrieve what was once theirs. The only way for the students to escape this situation is to find a way to kill the zombie girls… but will they be able to survive? Audition - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/

Dr. Pavel... I... I don't feel so good.

/Bane/, I'm CUCK

I made this thread few years back, but lets try it again: The Big Guy rating for movies. The movie gets points depending on how many parallers it has to the TDKR. Be generous and rather give points than refrain from handing em out. For example helicopter scenes could do as plane scenes but give half points or so. +20pts Theres a Big Guy +10pts Theres a masked man +5pts "For you" -line. +5pts "You have no power over me" -line +10pts Extreme pain is mentioned +10pts People get captured as part of a plan +5pts Heroic sacrifice (like Wreckage Brother) +10pts Theres a plane scene >+5pts Flight plan is mentioned >+5pts The plane gets hijacked >+5pts The plane crashes >+10pts With no survivors

Have we started the fire?

Baneposting is back on the menu, boys!

Tell me about the big girl. Why does she wear a mask?

https://youtu.be/hc0JDlilOIs >CHOCOLATE BANE >MERCENARIES CRASHING THROUGH YOUR PLANE >CHOCOLATE BANE >USING PAVEL TO FOOL CIA >CHOCOLATE BANE >PULL THE MASK OFF, ENDURE EXTREME PAIN >CHOCOLATE BANE >ONLY BANE KNOWS BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE >*I step away from the mic to call it in* >CHOCOLATE BANE

I made a low quality Banepost. Preface: Me and my friends Pascal Barney and gang going to this new singer Aie Ahe’s concert. Call it in Pascal. We’ll see Aie Ahe tomorrow. “He wears a mask on stage doesnt he?” Nah. He wouldn’t be the bane of why I dislike uppity new fangled performers. “Well we have a flight planned for tomorrow. Only one of us can fly first class.” …Maybe we should stalk talking about who’s gonna stay first class then. “…” Not open for discussion huh? Anyways…why do you think he wears the mask. “…” Lotta fan loyalty he must have got nobody never having posted his face online. “I’d think someone would think why only one of us would get to fly first class on the plane.” Least you wanna talk about it. Who’s gonna fly? “I don’t think it matters who goes first class. Just that someone does.” I instinctively look up pictures of the artist.

Uka Uka: Dr. Neo Cortex, im Uka Uka Dingodile: He wasnt alone, mayte Uka Uka: You don't get to bring friends Dr Neo Cortex: They arnt my friends! Dingodile: No worries mayte, aint gunna charge ya! Uka Uka: Why would I want them ?| Dingodile: They were trying to catch your prize game, the masked bandicoot Uka Uka: CRASH? — Uka Uka: The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, Crash Bandicoot, and Dr. Cortex here! But only one of you!

I can't believe you let it fuckin' die!

Bane? Bane? Bane? B a n e ? B a n e ? B a n e ?