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Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 19:18:24 No. 145080 [Reply]
If CIA was a woman.
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Big Guy 04/13/2019 (Sat) 04:32:28 No. 145084
You're a big mannequin.
Big Guy 04/13/2019 (Sat) 17:00:42 No. 145085
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>>145080 Not bad at all…
Big Guy 04/15/2019 (Mon) 06:34:55 No. 145092
>>145082 Umm… okay sweetie. The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my women, Ms. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to listen to me talk about inane bullshit gets to stay on my aircraft.
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Programming Thread Big Guy 11/05/2018 (Mon) 01:10:24 No. 143514 [Reply]
ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged. var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();

if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}

if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}
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Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 03:12:07 No. 145076
if (I.pull(that) == OFF) assert(you.die());
Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 15:49:42 No. 145078
Uhh, you don't get to be nerds
Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 18:44:33 No. 145079
Some absolute madman wrote this for the 1998 International Obfuscated C Code Contest. You can get the data files at https://www.ioccc.org/years.html#1998_banks and some information (along with compilation instructions) at http://blog.aerojockey.com/post/iocccsim .
#include <math.h>
#include <sys/time.h>
#include <X11/Xlib.h>
#include <X11/keysym.h>
double L ,o ,P
,_=dt,T,Z,D=1,d,
s[999],E,h= 8,I,
J,K,w[999],M,m,O
,n[999],j=33e-3,i=
1E3,r,t, u,v ,W,S=
74.5,l=221,X=7.26,
a,B,A=32.2,c, F,H;
int N,q, C, y,p,U;
Window z; char f[52]
; GC k; main(){ Display*e=
XOpenDisplay( 0); z=RootWindow(e,0); for (XSetForeground(e,k=XCreateGC (e,z,0,0),BlackPixel(e,0))
; scanf("%lf%lf%lf",y +n,w+y, y+s)+1; y ++); XSelectInput(e,z= XCreateSimpleWindow(e,z,0,0,400,400,
0,0,WhitePixel(e,0) ),KeyPressMask); for(XMapWindow(e,z); ; T=sin(O)){ struct timeval G={ 0,dt*1e6}
; K= cos(j); N=1e4; M+= H*_; Z=D*K; F+=_*P; r=E*K; W=cos( O); m=K*W; H=K*T; O+=D*_*F/ K+d/K*E*_; B=
sin(j); a=B*T*D-E*W; XClearWindow(e,z); t=T*E+ D*B*W; j+=d*_*D-_*F*E; P=W*E*B-T*D; for (o+=(I=D*W+E
*T*B,E*d/K *B+v+B/K*F*D)*_; p<y; ){ T=p[s]+i; E=c-p[w]; D=n[p]-L; K=D*m-B*T-H*E; if(p [n]+w[ p]+p[s
]== 0|K <fabs(W=T*r-I*E +D*P) |fabs(D=t *D+Z *T-a *E)> K)N=1e4; else{ q=W/K *4E2+2e2; C= 2E2+4e2/ K
*D; N-1E4&& XDrawLine(e ,z,k,N ,U,q,C); N=q; U=C; } ++p; } L+=_* (X*t +P*M+m*l); T=X*X+ l*l+M *M;
XDrawString(e,z,k ,20,380,f,17); D=v/l*15; i+=(B *l-M*r -X*Z)*_; for(; XPending(e); u *=CS!=N){
XEvent z; XNextEvent(e ,&z);
++*((N=XLookupKeysym
(&z.xkey,0))-IT?
N-LT? UP-N?& E:&
J:& u: &h); --*(
DN -N? N-DT ?N==
RT?&u: & W:&h:&J
); } m=15*F/l;
c+=(I=M/ l,l*H
+I*M+a*X)*_; H
=A*r+v*X-F*l+(
E=.1+X*4.9/l,t
=T*m/32-I*T/24
)/S; K=F*M+(
h* 1e4/l-(T+
E*5*T*E)/3e2
)/S-X*d-B*A;
a=2.63 /l*d;
X+=( d*l-T/S
*(.19*E +a
*.64+J/1e3
)-M* v +A*
Z)*_; l +=
K *_; W=d;
sprintf(f,
"%5d %3d"
"%7d",p =l
/1.7,(C=9E3+
O*57.3)%0550,(int)i); d+=T*(.45-14/l*
X-a*130-J* .14)*_/125e2+F*_*v; P=(T*(47
*I-m* 52+E*94 *D-t*.38+u*.21*E) /1e2+W*
179*v)/2312; select(p=0,0,0,0,&G); v-=(
W*F-T*(.63*m-I*.086+m*E*19-D*25-.11*u
)/107e2)*_; D=cos(o); E=sin(o); } }
 Hope the whitespacing isn't fucked up
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Big Guy 04/11/2019 (Thu) 23:48:23 No. 145073 [Reply]
Dr. Pavel, I'm GNA.
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Twitter removes Trump’s video featuring music from The Dark Knight for copyright infringement Big Guy 04/10/2019 (Wed) 08:33:51 No. 145059 [Reply]
https://youtu.be/dI3MARgU0s8 Trump? https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/4/10/18303841/trump-twitter-the-dark-knight-rises-copyright-infringement-video-removed-hans-zimmer
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Big Guy 04/11/2019 (Thu) 16:31:34 No. 145069
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtqWwCyOGzY
Big Guy 04/11/2019 (Thu) 21:26:17 No. 145072
>>145070 Pretty convincing. After all we saw who Bane really was - a corporate puppet!
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Big Guy 12/23/2018 (Sun) 11:03:21 No. 144243 [Reply]
>[PRIORITY VOX-CHANNEL-MCCCXVIII-OPEN-CLEARANCE GRANTED-OBFUSCATION PROTOCOLS IN PLACE-IMPERATOR DOMINUS] Inquisitor Wilson of Ordo Xenos reporting in, I have… great news! While overseeing the transfer of Magos Pavel from the Aeldari, a xeno mercenary only known as Bane came into our custody. They-he was pursuing the Magos. Interrogation will commence while en route to HQ. Encoded, I'm transferring the full manifest of all souls on board this shuttle with Deathwatch. Inquisitor Wilson out. >[CLOSING PRIORITY CHANNEL]
Big Guy 12/27/2018 (Thu) 07:41:52 No. 144267
>>144243 Uh, you don't get to bring Astartes.
Big Guy 04/10/2019 (Wed) 10:36:53 No. 145063
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY WITHIN THE GELLAR FIELD
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Crashing this brand... Big Guy 03/27/2019 (Wed) 16:44:44 No. 145011 [Reply]
…with no survivors!
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Big Guy 03/27/2019 (Wed) 22:34:03 No. 145013
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Big Guy 03/29/2019 (Fri) 06:37:27 No. 145019
I thought it was a nigger joke
Big Guy 04/09/2019 (Tue) 10:12:20 No. 145057
>>145019 It is. N is for neighbor.
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Big Guy 03/25/2019 (Mon) 09:46:30 No. 145004 [Reply]
Doctor Pavel I'm FULRO
Big Guy 04/05/2019 (Fri) 06:07:28 No. 145048
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Was getting caught PART of your plan!?
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Big Guy 03/30/2019 (Sat) 20:28:02 No. 145022 [Reply]
FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU forrr yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dalalalalala idontknowtherestofthefuckinsong FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU forr yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Big Guy 04/02/2019 (Tue) 04:01:01 No. 145028
He also did a song called "Raging Fire." Is he initiated?
Big Guy 04/05/2019 (Fri) 06:04:23 No. 145046
>>145028 Yes, the fire rose within him.
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can /bane/ draw? Big Guy 03/21/2019 (Thu) 17:02:53 No. 144987 [Reply]
Draw part of the plane scene from memory in ms paint
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Big Guy 03/24/2019 (Sun) 05:08:05 No. 145001
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i tried drawing the little man in the bottom right corner
Big Guy 03/26/2019 (Tue) 01:09:49 No. 145006
>>144999 Three same numbers
Big Guy 04/04/2019 (Thu) 17:06:31 No. 145041
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Big Guy 04/02/2019 (Tue) 17:48:20 No. 145029 [Reply]
Google image search "I'm CIA" _in your language_ and post the very first result.
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Big Guy 04/02/2019 (Tue) 20:41:04 No. 145034
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Big Guy 04/03/2019 (Wed) 22:50:30 No. 145036
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Wrestlemania 35/G1 Supercard invite Big Guy 04/03/2019 (Wed) 07:20:25 No. 145035 [Reply]
2 days, 2 big shows, even more room for absolute fucking disaster! Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard. WRESTLEMANIA 35 Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below This year's card include: >SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2 >TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: BECKY LYNCH VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR >TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH >AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON >U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO >KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS BARON CORBIN >SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ >205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT >RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE

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Big Guy 04/03/2019 (Wed) 22:51:18 No. 145037
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Thank you!
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Big Guy 03/29/2019 (Fri) 23:29:59 No. 145020 [Reply]
Perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot a man before getting on a plane
Big Guy 04/02/2019 (Tue) 02:05:44 No. 145027
At least you can talk..who are you!?
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Next Christopher Nolan movie annouced Big Guy 04/01/2019 (Mon) 19:05:25 No. 145025 [Reply]
New Bravo Nolan movie, holy shit get hyped: >Christopher Nolan has officially announced his next movie with a trailer coming soon later this week, with the movie releasing in June 2020. <"Pushing the progress of filmmaking is a big task for me, one which I truly enjoy, but for my next movie I want to go back to my roots and do something closer to my heart, while also delivering the next evolution in the rising art of film" <"The blend of action and comedy is not new but the genre has stagnated in recent years. I have gotten some new ideas and I would like to really tackle it for my next movie, which will be a buddy cop film starring two of the biggest actors for our time" >The two lead actors cast has been Venom's Tom Hardy and Game of Thrones' Aidan Gillen, who have both appeared in Nolan's magnus opus The Dark Knight Rises. >Several other actors such as Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Stewart and Alon Aboutboul, who have also appeared in TDKR have been rumored to be strongly linked to the film as well. >The film will be titled "Bill and the Big Guy" <"I think this next film of mine will truly start the fire in the hearts of the audiences and connect with them in ways never before. I encourage everyone to bring their friends to watch the movie" >And in a rather surprising revelation by Nolan was that all those that would bring their friends to watch the movie would get no charge of their tickets. >This is incredible news, never has this been done before in the history of cinema, though one has to think about the huge effect it will have on box office numbers. Is Nolan trying to crash the box office with no profit? Who knows to question the auteur, but for now all can simply say: Bravo Nolan IT'S HAPPENING https://variety.com/2019/film/news/next-christopher-nolan-movie
Big Guy 04/01/2019 (Mon) 19:57:00 No. 145026
>>145025 Was getting my hopes up part of your plan?
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Big Guy 03/20/2019 (Wed) 21:39:23 No. 144985 [Reply]
How can we do better, /bane/?
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Big Guy 03/23/2019 (Sat) 10:37:05 No. 144996
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-47408909 I don't think we can keep up, not with all these rising fires around the place. Surely at this temperature, we can only predict more hotheads. Maybe this is all according to our master's plan. What goes up, must crash down, et al.
Big Guy 03/23/2019 (Sat) 10:54:52 No. 144997
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edit is finished
Big Guy 03/26/2019 (Tue) 04:39:15 No. 145007
>>144997 It was extremely painful.
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Big Guy 11/15/2018 (Thu) 04:20:41 No. 143684 [Reply] [Last]
What are you doing to ensure the fire rises? Post your off-chan bane posts.
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Big Guy 12/11/2018 (Tue) 12:01:57 No. 144097
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I've been banepostin in front of my friends and family for years. My friends beg me to stop so they are not my friends. I don't even think about it when I do it. It just happens. Anytime I see a mask or a plane I know what must be said. I'll word for word retell the movie too.
Big Guy 03/20/2019 (Wed) 06:41:04 No. 144981
>>144097 this gives me the impression that you are an adult male of considerable size
Big Guy 03/20/2019 (Wed) 19:26:16 No. 144983
>>144981 In relation to your own stature.
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Big Guy 03/16/2019 (Sat) 23:37:12 No. 144956 [Reply]
Tell me about Bane! Why does he make the kebabs?!
Big Guy 03/18/2019 (Mon) 03:45:59 No. 144968
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>>144956 uh you don't get to bring kebabs
Big Guy 03/18/2019 (Mon) 04:48:50 No. 144969
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>>144968 Don't worry, no charge for them, besides our entire gold reserves.
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