>>2973 Looks painful, also he should at least go through the effort of using an electric razor to trim his legs if he's to lazy to shave them otherwise he's kinda cute.

>>2973 I second this >>3519

>>2691 >>2692 That furry sex looks so silly with the big goofy mascot heads on, at least go the whole way and get a murrsuit so it's not as jarring >>3291 I thought you were shitposting before opening that first webm Cumfarting is gross

think we have enough material for cumdrip?

Cute polish boi

>>3428 im real and kind of cute i think

>>3425 here you go anon

now that hair has a way to get rid of how can reduce pigmentation my ass is darker than my thighs and it doesn't look cute how can I reduce melanin in the skin there or brighten the skin

>>3484 >Yeah BUT it would be fucking hilarious to spam tranny gore surgery images as a way of advertising this boards existence No it wouldn't. All that would do is attract bottom of the barrel retards that think spamming gore like this is 2007 /b/ is the kind of shit that this board and site produces. Anything but good faith efforts to get high quality posters that give a shit about the topics they want to discuss is a waste of time, or even counter-productive. "epic lulz" shit is fucking embarrassing herdnigger behavior.

>>3488 >"epic lulz" shit is fucking embarrassing herdnigger behavior. I just thought it be fun :;(

>>3491 The kind of people that think raiding imageboards and spamming gore to advertise their site is fun are the kind of people that you don't want to attract to your imageboard. If you want to attract good posters you have to be a good poster. Regardless no one is going to raid cuckchan because it's pointless. The site has banned virtually every non-residential IP in existence, requires heavy JS to do basic shit, and has a fuckton of moderation. It would be pointless. 1 post a week in actually good threads on niche boards about this place would have orders of magnitude more good impact while also being significantly less effort.

sounds nice but why fuck it up with some baby? you won't be able to 'cuddle' or 'orgasm' cuz the baby will throwing a fit or some other shit and why do nothing sexual? you won't be able hear his orgasms ever again

>>3463 >Why would you reproduce with an attractive male partner OP Obviously so they can spawn more cute boys into the world you goof. Hypothetically anyway, we all know this thread is a stupid larp, well until proven otherwise which might be a rare moment when an actual organic female posting her tits on a faggot board would make sense. Till then though I'm just gonna assume OP is lying. If this is all true though the father kinda sounds like an huge overly emotional homo so I hope they have some hard ass navy seal uncle to help raise their sons and any daughters they have to so their kids don't grow up to be emotional girly faggots too.

>>3462 that sandwich looks delicious it's making my mouth drool

>>1835 I love number three.

>>1170 >>1171 WHO??

How about you cross dress a niqab and abaya faggot

>>3082 >>3083 great pics as always, very cute butt

You are very gorgeous. Would definitely hold hands with. Please, don't change. You are beautiful as you are.

snap: bluehoodiegay <3

nice to see someone else is posting... for once

>>3431 You're so cute, love that butt.

>>3435 I don't know who your talking about but thanks

>>3379 >also His name is Jared celma

>>3380 Tfw no qt med bf

>>3382 Med twinks are toptier

Are you asking for cum pics? Because we already have a cumming thread >>44

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Part II | About you >Ages, Genders and Races I don't care much about hair colors and such, as long as you are elfish (androgynous / feminine) in appearance. You should be a male / boy and have no issues with having a penis or gender stuff. Just someone who is as verygay as I am. I don't mind if you act gay and effeminate, just be yoursELF. I'm fine if you take or took hormones, as long as you match above description. >Issues that you think you can't deal with Trans / gender stuff (Cutting off dicks and the ideological stuff of it) Physical violence Disloyalty Promiscuity (If you can't even name the people you had sexual experiences with you are not what I seek for) "Open" relationships >Personality traits Like myself, one that is solitary and harmonizes with my own personality >Age, Body Types and Heights 20 - 30, 25+ is better (Some life experience is required) Slim, Athletic or normal weight (Neither anorexic or obese) ~170 cm Please don't be above 80 KG, our weights should ideally match (I am to be 55 again)

Part III | How I imagine our relationship As partners, we would 'live the dream' together. Sleeping and cuddling as much as we want, embracing the timelessness and getting up when the sun sets. Care for each other and be affectionate. We would go into the forest for long moonshine walks. And of course have hallucinogenic breakfasts often. You would help me with all the harvests and planting duties in the summer and participate in the yearly 'feast of the eternal' once the harvesting has commenced. I also consider getting a tent to do "0 € holidays" in the future, it would be nice if you were physically enduring and not scared of the night and the countless children (nature) in it. As a NEET with unlimited time but little money I cannot spend much, so don't expect fancy luxury holidays and restaurant visits. We can have that at home, invest all into having the luxury at home and coo(c)k together <3, then eat in bed while playing or watching My long term goal is to live in my own house to have my own garden and no neighbors to leave the human reality entirely. Of course we would need to get good internet so we can watch how the humans destroy themselves. But we would experience a 'higher' reality together. As part of the getting-each-other-known-process I would flood you with information and see how you react. This is natural and my goal will be to scare you away. This is the only way to find the 'right one'. I have little hopes in finding someone 'compatible' but in worst case I will have to binge drugs alone while cuddling a pile of oversized Anomalocarids in my canopy bed If you read above completely and get appealed by it while matching the requirements don't hesitate to contact me. To sort out the worst trash I set up a NPC- botcheck and give out my Discord or Telegram right away. You can write me in the traditional form of e-mails, where you should write out what you find appealing and if you have questions. celestialanode@emailn.de

>>3232 >Elf Male wtf is that?

Call me to exchange (boys) Telegram: https://t.me/alladiner333

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Reposting from another bread

>>3178 Dammit.

Posting butt

>>3209 who are you youre not this guy

>>3168 También eres de Mejico?

Niggers will never be cute.

>>3103 >>3120 Bucks are made to be broken.