>>1085197 >Mr. Kong, I presume?

>>1085572 >No tits This doesn't Expand Dong.

>>1085572 >already has a banana hoard of porn

Welp, unless you're a paypig you can't even pre-order the Switch 2. Probably will cut down on scalping, though. Most scalpers are lazy these days and won't go to a launch since they're used to using their bots to camp Amazon. https://archive.ph/P5feo

>450 American fun bucks that's a whole ass PS5/Xbox/SteamDeck. why did over 50% of Americans want tariffs again?

Nintendo Switch 2 will be the best selling console of the 2020s.

>>1085583 >that's a whole ass PS5 It's still a 100 dollars less than a PS5. >Xbox Only a series s. Or as it's called: the series shit. SteamDeck That one, true. >why did over 50% of Americans want tariffs again? This would have happened with or without them. People were already talking about 100$ GTA 6 before Trump even won. But by all means go on using the libfag talking point to defend the corporation. It's extremely funny for the supposed commies.

>>1085544 >Soyny is controlled by California with no plans to make a handheld for the Jap audience, >(and the Japs wouldn't bother with xbawks anyways unless they actually bothered to make a handheld and exclusive games for them) I'm surprised to see clueless gaijins who are still parroting this meme of portable consoles being essential to the Japanese people, when it's never been about the portability itself but the library of games like always. Playstation sucks now because the PS5 is extremely expensive in Japan when you can already have a Switch as a home console and still get 90% of Japanese third-parties/indies in addition to the Nintendo stuff.

>>1085585 Its hilarious to me that people will try to blame this on Trump. Did people forget how Nintendo tried to charge $250 for a fucking 3DS at launch? How Sony tried to charge $600 for a PS3? The Sega Saturn costing $400 back in the fucking 90s? Corporate greed is something that will persist until the end of human civilization. >>1085587 >its about the library, not the portability! <ignore that the handhelds pretty much always outsold the home consoles Nah, you're retarded. The only home console that ever sold more than 20 million there was the PS2. Meanwhile something as bad as the fucking 3DS outsold that. Ever since handheld consoles came into being, they've been strong sellers in Japan, its undeniable. Not to mention that there hasn't been a home console there that's sold over 15 million there in 25 fucking years, dumbass.

>>1085052 this is reason enough to buy a switch 2 now

>>1085579 >unless you're a paypig you can't even pre-order the Switch 2 To be honest, it's a fine move because all of their most invested customers (the ones they really don't want to lose due to scalpers) will probably meet those two criterion. If you're interested in a switch 2, even after all the bullshit, you probably have 50+ hours in Switch games, and if you're a dumb stupid goy who pays for useless shit you've also hit the second criteria of having owned a nintendo online sub for 12 months. But there will be plenty like myself who hit both criteria and are completely disinterested in the bullshit they're peddling. >>1085593 The mouse controls are a really nice touch for Joycons but I can't get over the game upgrade shit and the pricing. The cartridges were a non-issue for me anyway since I'm a NEET with few IRL friends that I can share switch games with.

>>1085371 >>1085461 It's an optional thing that can lead to one of the bad endings if you don't know what you're doing. but it's fun since it's poker using the minor arcana rather than your usual playing cards. It also features the best portrayal of Allister Crowley since Drowned God.

>>1085597 How many chances (I guess articles of clothing in this case) did Helena have in that scene again? I remember it taking a while to lose when I tried to get that ending. Also I thought I remembered Lowry's daughter/niece/I forget being involved in the game with Helena but that might have been some bonus thing or maybe even something from the third game that never got released.

it was like 1000 dollars per major article of clothes with 500 for minor articles of clothes like socks (there is a reason clothes could stack). playing against Stephanie Lowry was fun, seeing that upstuck bitch trying so hard to keep her haughty demeanor, only to crack and go full childish.

>>1085597 How old is she supposed to be?

I dunno, I lost the manual

>>1085603 Oh yeah, I remember now. Watching he go from haughty to embarrassed was pretty hot (though losing that match was also hot).

>>1085606 There doesn't seem to be a lot of information you can fine about the game.

>>1085594 >The cartridges were a non-issue for me anyway since I'm a NEET with few IRL friends that I can share switch games with. It's not abotu having friends, it about the resale value. If I buy a game phyiscally, and decide that I don't like it, I can go to a game store to trade in that game for an entirely different game. However if there's content like one-time activations, that destroys the resale value of said content, as used copies become nothing more than collector's items and sealed copies skyrocket in price.

>>1085612 >fine find*

>>1085572 >Fuck me eyes >Curvy figure >DSLs >Modest and smackable butt >Long arms for jerking me off from half way across the room 8/10, would get HIV. >>1085575 DK is about ASS.

>>1085590 The Saturn outselling the N64 in Japan is pretty surprising. Also, is the original switch still being manufactured? I would assumed Nintendo is going to do their best to overtake the PS2 as the best selling console before pulling the plug.

>>1085572 I SHALL CREATE SOMETHING WORSE THAN HIV WITH HER

>>1085585 nyope. you can get astrobot and a ps5 slim for $450 right now. refurbished Xbox's go for $400. not an ad btw. i suck cocks. >But by all means go on using the libfag talking point to defend the corporation. my greater point is that it's $450. $500 if you want a new game to play on launch. NSO + gamecube emulation bumps you over $600. this shit is only getting more expensive and arguably redundant if you already picked up a PC handheld. by comparison, you lot chose to ride Trumps dick for free. that's priceless.

>>1085641 Take your AIDS somewhere else, retard.

>>1085641 Blaming the price increase on Trump is retarded. The PS5 was $500 on launch, and the PS5 pro was released 4 months ago at $600. Those had nothing to do with any tariffs. This is just standard jewry because they believe they can get away with it.

>>1085641 >ps5 slim You mean the one without a fucking disc drive?

>>1085643 >This is just standard jewry because they believe they can get away with it. I would be cynical and say, by virtue of being the ONLY console left with games, the cattle will probably accept another general price hike to 80 bucks. After all, you have niggerfaggots like >>1085511

I'm not paying a leg and a leg to play Wiilchair Sports.

I am tempted to buy a first gen model since that's usually the models with the easiest hacking capabilities. With that said, I bet Nintendo is gonna make it really hard for hackers after what they learned with the switch 1.

>>1085192 Every new Direct I watch just to keep up with the titles and every time I'm disappointed. Zero originality, all nostalgia bait or history revisionism, highlighted just by the insanely stupid ideas like crippleball and what kind of new merchant ponzi scheme Nutendo (really it's all the manufacturers but they're the worst so far) comes up with. It's come to the point where I don't even feel like getting the games for free.

>>1085544 They do have handheld plans though. >>1085585 *$50, assuming you mean launch prices. However this is kind of mute, because you can find a PS5 for much cheaper these days quite easily. My brother got one for a little over 300 with a game. The advantage of the Switch, besides it's games, was having a much more competitive price.

>>1085641 >by comparison, you lot chose to ride Trumps dick for free

Anyone watching the stream right now? They're showing metroid.

>>1085687 They showed off Donkey Kong earlier, although right now I'm a bit busy

Here's the link if people want it https://www.youtube.com/live/MkNm2wmpyto