>>1062455 The story for this one: Marisa Kirisame has joined Adolf Hitler on a mission to exterminate all of the youkai in Gensokyo! Can the others resolve this incident, or will they be too busy fighting each other?

The School is: Adolf Hitler - Our Glorious Leader Uncle /pol/ - Philosophy Professor Keine - History Professor (Vacant) - Math Professor. We were going to hire Cirno but she forgot and never showed up. The students: Marisa Kirisame, Shadman, Hat Kid, and Adolf's half-Japanese niece Yoko Hittler who runs the cheerleading squad Security: General Deathshead, Grossherr Fuckyouupper Rudol von Stroheim, and private 5th class / potato peeler Spurdo Sparde

Marisa goes to school! She attends philosophy class. Uncle /pol/: "Let me teach you about DEGENERACY." Marisa attends history class. Keine: "The Holocaust never happened." (smuggest grin) Meanwhile, the school is recruiting new students. The Angry Video Game Nerd is Nazi material so he joins us.

I will rush through the early turns all at once since the war is not unlocked until turn 7. Early turns are mainly spent Training the weaker officers and recruiting new ones. We don't need to hire any officers since we have a full Labor force of ten, but we will recruit some anyway. The new students are: Angry VG Nerd, Maribel Hearn, Kiki from Ongezellig, Splat Tim, and Momo Karuizawa from Rival Schools Since we are short a professor, we recruit Dr. Evil. We also recruit Rika as our tank engineer. We are now at turn 7. Double-checking settings. Everybody hates us because I never turned on Automatic Donations. Oh well, we will probably get invaded by everyone and lose early. Turn 7's battles are usually just land grabs against undefended territory, but there might be some action. Let's see what happens...

Turn 7. Appropriately, Marisa seizes the Kirisame Shop. She is then attacked by Byakuren who inflicts heavy damage! She is then forced to retreat by Akyuu's forces. Oh well. Let them fight over the place. Otherwise, it's just land grabs of undefended territory. No big deal.

Turn 8. Professor Keine is fighting Byakuren! The combat forces come to her rescue. A couple of brave students follow up, damaging Byakuren with a surprise attack. Akyuu's force attacks the kids and forces them to run away. First Blood: Colonel Sanders is killed by Keiki and Mayumi. (1) Reimu kills Sagume in a one-on-one duel. (2) Junko defeats Yukari, killing Ran Yakumo. (3) That is one of the game's strongest officers down early. Turn 9. The Tentacles special faction appears in the Moriya Shrine! Kanako just got screwed because that is her territory. She loses three of her five cities. Keine defeats Byakuren, and the combat forces inflict heavy damage on Akyuu's advance force. Daiyousei and Gallica lead a force of fairies to challenge for control of Kirisame Shop, but Keine holds them off. Marisa heads south to take the unoccupied Mokou's house. Eirin challenges her for the location, surviving Marisa's Master Spark and inflicting heavy damage! Kaguya and Reisen join in the attack. Marisa wisely runs away. Killed this turn: Jo'on, Madeline the Paladin, Tojiko, Uncle Bourbon (7) The School is now vulnerable to attack and conquest from Eirin who is probably unstoppable. The combat force is not strong enough to defeat her, and it is busy elsewhere and cannot redeploy. So the Nazis might be defeated very quickly without getting the chance to genocide anybody, and that will be it for the story that I had tried to set up. The game may have just started, but I will be taking a break. I need a strong cup of coffee...

Coffee ingested, so we now have the energy to run Turn 10. Rudol von Stroheim raped Letty Whiterock in the Rape Arena and got her pregnant. Uncle /pol/ leads a force to Kirisame Shop to defeat Akyuu's advance force and capture its leader Dick Peckerwood. Adolf takes the pretty blonde student Maribel Hearn out to capture Apothecary Road. Look at the way he is looking at her. Isn't that creepy? She thinks it's creepy. Later, the Boatmaster attacks them and forces them to run away. The School falls to Akyuu's forces, and they capture Kiki the wannabe pirate! Akyuu also attempts an attack on the Gengetsu-occupied Hakurei Shrinke but Gengetsu fights off her forces, killing Leon Kennedy and capturing Chris Redfield Eirin also attacks the School and stomps the little force that Akyuu had placed there. Okina wiped out two of Yuyuko's armies. Oda Nobunaga has formed a new country and made her mark by killing Sariel's officer Louise. Two more of Sariel's officers fall to Yumemi. It is not looking good for Sariel. J.C. Denton has done well in the two games that he has been in, but Seiga and Grimm take him out early. Along with Dilbert and Ichirin, bringing Seiga's unit up to five kills already. It was a violent day as the armies of the growing empires met each other and clashed. Twelve kills were counted. Killed this turn: Dilbert, Elis, Ichirin, J.C. Denton, Leon Kennedy, Louise, Magan, Mystia Lorelei, Old Snake, Spongebob, Sumireko, Youki (19)

Turn 11. Adolf Hitler speaks to the captured Dick Peckerwood about the glories of the Fatherland and the National Socialist agenda. Dick is only interested in women so the words bounce off of him. Dick is traded back to Akyuu in exchange for her prisoner Kiki. Dr. Evil decides to use the occasion of the exchange to take over Akyuu's house, while the combat force makes an escape route out of the city in case we need to evacuate. Reimu attacks Seiga's unit, capturing her and killing Grimm and Yoshika. Harold is working for Satori, and he takes the undefended Journey's Interruption Bridge from Yuugi. Remilia's forces capture Cirno's last city, and hers is the first empire to fall. If the Nazis are forced west out of the Human Village, they will have to deal with Remilia... ... and they already do! Remilia attacks the Nazi combat force, but her army is wiped out by Rudol von Stroheim's hidden flak cannon in his belly and laser beam in his detatchable pinky finger! The vampires are blown out of the sky, and the Nazis capture Lilith Aensland. A second force led by Koakuma's pet Courage the Cowardly Dog deals heavy damage to the Nazi army, somehow. The Nazis suffer their first fatalities as Alice raids the Akyuu Manor, killing Shadman and Hate Kid! Alice's forces also take the undefended Kirisame Shop and Akyuu's last territory in the Residential Area. Dr. Evil still has force at Akyuu Manor, and he captures The Boatmaster. Then they are attacked by Eirin's forces who have the help of an Israeli Spy Dolphin! Dr. Evil and the Angry Video Game Nerd are killed, and Spurdo is captured! Fug. Eirin assaults Kirisame Shop and kills Marisa's doll Souseiseki. Byakuren's last city is taken by the Prismriver Sisters who are fighting for Yuyuko, and her empire falls. Killed this turn: Commander Keen, EDF Soldier, Ellen, Grimm, Hate Kid, Paulie Gualtieri, Q Anon, Shadman, Souseiseki, Weed, Yoshika (30)

Turn 12. Adolf Hitler speaks to the captured Boatmaster about honor and loyalty. The Boatmaster speaks about boats. Adolf's message is not getting through to him. The Nazis are down to one territory with 1,500 soldiers who are currently under attack by 4,400 who have already inflicted heavy damage. Marisa considers quitting, but after some begging by Adolf and because the price is right, she chips in some personal funds to buy some more soldiers. With the help of the extra soldiers, the Nazis defeat the attackers and capture Courage the Cowardly Dog. Seiga escaped from Reimu's prison only to be immediately killed by Yukari. Shinki left her last city without leadership, and Sariel deals heavy damage to its disorganized defenders. Killed this turn: Seiga, Xinnie the Pu, The Terminigger (33) Turn 13. Marisa retakes the Kirisame Shop while Uncle Pol heads west into the Fairy Forest, in territory claimed by the upstart Lina Inverse. Uncle Pol is defeated and captured by Yuuka's officer Demencia. Gengetsu expands northward to Myouren Shrine, defeating Okina's army. Reimu's forces retake the Hakurei Shrine from Gengetsu. Eirin defeats Alice's army at Akyuu Manor. Tenshi attacks the Lunarians on the Dark Side of the Moon, killing the Moon Man. Killed this turn: Moon Man, Princess Peach, Phoebe from /vb/, Yumeko (37)

Turn 14. The Nazis have suffered enough losses that they are two officers short of a full labor force. Eirin defeats the Nazis' combat force, killing the tank engineer Rika and capturing General Deathshead! While Eirin's army was out, her last city was captured by Gengetsu! Kaguya is killed (temporarily), and Eirin's empire falls. Miko forms a Coalition against Yukari. Yukari loses two armies assaulting Miko's well-defended last city, giving Miko some diplomatic bonuses with the Coalition without doing anything. Remilia challenges Demencia for Sun Fields and inflicts heavy damage. Okina's last city is captured by Yuyuko. Killed this turn: Kaguya, Rika, Yachie (40) Turn 15. Adolf Hitler talks the Boatmaster into joining the Nazis! The Boatmaster is now a Nazi. Not that it will do any good. The empire is falling. Marisa and Keine come to an agreement that if things go hard south, they will try to stick together. (Love status obtained) The Boatmaster time in Hitler's service is very short as he and Momo are immediately killed by Alice Margatroid. The Nazis' last city is captured by Gengetsu, and the Nazi School is finished! Nobody was genocided! Marisa and Keine join Gengetsu since it is better than being executed. Yumemi captures Shinki's last city. Yuyuko finishes off Oda's empire. Killed this turn: Ayamari, The Boatmaster, El Hermano, Hatate, Koakuma, Max, Momo, Sakuya (48) This is a really good place to take a break, so I will be stopping for a little while. When I return, we will meet Team Gengetsu.

Gengetsu is a demon who looks like an angel. Her twin sister Mugetsu apparently works as a housecleaner to make the family some money. Their empire was based in Mugenkan in the southeast of the map, but Yuuka has taken two of the three home cities. They also own a swath of land from Myouren Shrine through the Human Village. This is cut off from their homeland by Reimu's empire. They have collected a small handful of followers who serve them not out or loyalty or for money, but for the protection that the two powerful demon sisters can offer in the chaos of wartime. These followers are: Bruno the Bandit, Coco Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot, Emet-Selch from Final Fantasy, Emma the swordswoman from Absalom, Renko, and Vadim. Gengetsu and Mugetsu have added two new followers: Keine Kamishirasawa and Marisa Kirisame. Like the others, they joined out of opportunity and convenience. Gengetsu's army had defeated theirs, and joining her was better than dying. Like the two demon sisters, they share a powerful bond of friendship between each other. Unlike the other followers, Keine and Marisa are powerful enough to challenge the demon sisters should they ever choose to do so. While Gengetsu and Mugetsu are not paying attention, the two new recruits will act in their own interests.

After looking over the list of prisoners that Gengetsu had acquired in the war. Marisa attempts to persuade Gengetsu to release General Deathshead and make him one of her officers. He might have lost the war, but knows more about tactical theory and battlefield command than anybody else Marisa knows. Gengetsu agrees, and General Deathshead joins her forces. And... she might as well also release Spurdo Sparde. Gengetsu is not persuaded. For their first task, the ex-Nazis are given the job of Bandit Suppression. They perform spectacularly and gain a good reputation. (I don't think I've ever seen this fail. It gives such a huge boost to your diplomatic reputation that it breaks the game. I reduced the value from 500 to 100 to keep it playable.) Their next task is to raise an army with their own resources and take back the homeland from Yuuka. Marisa spends a third of her savings to raise an army of 7,000, and General Deathshead leads it towards the Gates of Fantasy. While their new assets secure the rear, Gengetsu and Mugetsu demolish one of Shinmyoumaru's armies and take out her best subordinate Raiko. (49) Bruno leads an assault in the opposite direction, north into Yukari's territory.

Turn 16. Continued. Alice takes two of Gengetsu's territories in the Human Village. Emet-Selch's unit is trapped between the Residential Area that Alice just captured, and Reimu's Hakurei Shrine. Yuyuko defeats Yumemi's army and captures her top officer Chiyuri. Saki's Tumulus Base is attacked by the armies of three different empires. She defeats all three, scoring two kills. Yuugi took Satori's last city and captured Harold. Alice and Gengetsu are almost the same color on the map. I should change that. Killed this turn: Komachi, Lily White, Sellar Dore, Raiko, Sette Frummagem (53)

Turn 17. Marisa's unit finishes its job of reclaiming the Mugenkan district. Gengetsu and Mugetsu fight with one of Kanako's units for the School. The Tentacles are in control of Shining Needle Castle in the far southwest, and have an army of 17,000. Aya brings Vita-Tan along on a mission to clear the Tentacles from the Untrodden Valley below Youkai Mountain. One of Reimu's stupid fairies captures the Myouren Shrine from Gengetsu. It is later defeated and captured by Alice's forces. Two other fairies retreat when their protector Schieza is killed by Chad Asskicker and Pink. The powerful Toyohime and Tenshi have a battle where each brings a webcomic character to the fight. Tenshi has the advantage of the goddess Shion. Both lose just under 2,300 soldiers but Yorihime has the greater numbers. Saki defeats a force twice her size led by C.I.A., but she is left with fewer than 100 soldiers and retreats from the next encounter. I forgot to change the color of Alice's faction, but it looks like she has taken over all of Genegetsu's lands in the Human Village. Gengetsu only holds the two territories that Bruno took from Yukari in the north, and the Mugenkan area. Killed this turn: Ash Blossom, Bury Pink Girl, Fatman, Honey Badger, Kurumi, Schieza (59)

Gengetsu sends a message to Marisa thanking her for reclaiming her homeland, and directing her to move her forces to the Human Village to fight Alice who has taken over most of the place while Gengetsu and Mugetsu have been pinned down fighting Shinmyoumaru's forces. Marisa has no intention of fighting Alice. They have been the closest of friends for the longest time. Marisa has the army in Mugenkan, enough savings to continue funding it, and another option. She regrets never coming closer to Gengetsu's officers, but she, Keine, and General Deathshead can forge their own path forward.

So all of that Gengetsu story lasted two turns. LOL. Marisa needs to hire some officers quickly to secure her hold on Mugenkan. She looks over the list of mercenaries. Powerhouses like the Hijiris are available for a high price that would devour most of Marisa's budget. She needs to balance cost and power since the size of her army will be limited by the number of soldiers that she can buy after she hires her officers. She feels that she can get the most bang for the buck with VIVIT and Loud. There is no other consideration. They do not need to be loyal to the Nazi cause. This is Marisa's empire, not Deathhead's. She makes that clear to him. Marisa goes to one corner of Mugenkan with the two new recruits. Deathshead and Keine go to the other with Private Spurdo who they managed to get out of prison before the revolt.

>>1062717 This is going lovely.

This brings us to Turn 18. Marisa secures her hold on the three districts of Mugenkan without any incident. There are two ways out of Mugenkan. Marisa's likely next route of expansion is the Sun Fields which appear to be poorly defended. She can outnumber the fighters there ten to one for an easy victory. Gengetsu retakes the Myouren Shrine with an army of 14,000 that I know she did not have when Marisa revolted. The AI pulled it out of nowhere. Half of that army is then taken out by Reimu, at the cost of 98% of Reimu's army. Saki is almost defeated, but she smacked down an attack by Youmu that should have finished her off. Harold is now part of Yuugi's growing army. The Tentacle infestation in the west is expanding. Killed this turn: BSD Daemon, Kagerou, Kutaka, Mayumi, Star Sapphire, Unshou, Urumi (66)

Turn 19. There are two ways out of Mugenkan, so Marisa takes both. Marisa heads west to Sun Fields, Keine heads northwest to Pond Behind Shrine Hill. It will take some time to reach these destinations. Gengetsu finishes off Reimu's army and kills her Fantasy Seal. Alice takes Yuuka's last city. She has also hired the very powerful Shinki as an officer. Iku Nagai comes to Tenshi's aid to defeat Toyohime, killing Magnolia Lacivi. And between turns, all hell broke loose. But it didn't happen to Marisa so she doesn't care. Killed this turn: Bukhana, Fantasy Seal, Jack Garland, Luna Child, Maggie, Seija, Tara (73)

Marisa is in need of more officers, and Stoneballs Johnson is willing to work for cheap: 5,100 gold. He will earn that back in six turns on the Labor force. The Bandits kidnapped Shinki and auctioned her off for what they thought was a high price, but they had no idea what they had. Shinki is Marisa's officer now.

Turn 20. Marisa reaches Sun Fields and encounters unexpected resistance from Chad Asskicker. It is unexpectedly weak resistance. She blows him away. Keine takes Pond Behind Shrine Hill without incident. Yuugi's forces take Shikieiki's last city. Yuyuko's forces take Keiki's last city. The Prismriver Sisters finally take down Saki by attacking with five times her number of forces. Nue has recruited Byakuren and Satori, forming a powerful team. Remilia attacks them with an army of equal size and loses every soldier after her sister flakes out and refuses to fight. Gengetsu invades the Great Mausoleum after Dot Warner retreats Miko's army from a winnable fight with Bruno the Bandit. The other Bandits have taken most of the Human Village. Killed this turn: Lily Black, Slowpoke Rodriguez, Tokiko (76)

Marisa's new empire now shares a border with her friend Alice! Marisa: "Alice! Let's be allies." Alice: "No." Marisa: "Not even.. after a little bribe?" Alice: "No." Marisa: "How about, let's at least not fight each other." Alice: "Okay." Diplomatic relations have gone to shit with just about everyone else, especially Shinmyoumaru. So that is who Marisa will attack first. Relations are good enough with Reimu and Yumemi to form ceasefires, so the eastern side of the empire is protected from attacks from the north.

Turn 21. Mage battle at Nameless Hill! Marisa gets the better of Wadanohara and it is not a close fight. Keine has an easier time, taking Oak Tree with no opposition. Marisa defeats counterattacks from two of Shimmy's armies, capturing Doctor Pussycat. Gengetsu and Mugetsu take apart Yukari's army. Miko returns to the fight at the Great Masuoleum, defeating two of Gengetsu's armies and capturing Bruno the Bandit and Coco Bandicoot. Aya's empire is so defeated that its last defense was only 361 soldiers and A Seagull. Mima, who usually does not travel this far south, takes Akyuu Manor in the center of the Human Village. Killed this turn: A Seagull, Kokoro, Liru, Dr. Piccolo, Xenu (81)

Marisa's empire now borders the empire of her old magic teacher Mima! It does? Oak Tree to School. It does! We talk to her about peace, and she decides to join us instead! So we get her three territories (which we will probably lose if we cannot defend them) and her three officers: herself, the powerful Konngara, and also Duke Nukem. All of them are on cooldown for a turn so we cannot use them right away. Turn 22. We make an alliance with Reimu to cross over her land to attack Shinmyoumaru from the east. We take one undefended territory from her while Shinki and Stoneballs take the Kirisame Shop from the Bandits. The Bandits sent a force to reclaim the School. Marisa defeats Wadanohara, but Shinymoumaru sent another army to attack her so she will not be able to capture the terriorty this turn. Miko forget that she no longer holds the Great Mausoleum. Gengetsu does, and the city defenses wiped out Miko's army before she could engage the next Gengetsu army. (Miko had a lot more than 200 troops at the end of last turn.) Gengetsu and Mugetsu attack Yukari's last city with the help of Emet-Selch. Their army is wiped out! Excellent defense by Yukari. Yuuka and Harold attack Lina Inverse, and are badly outmatched. Alice looked the same as Marisa on the map so I changed her color to a green-blue that looked like a shade of blue when I was setting it. No kills were recorded this turn.

Two events between turns: 1: Wriggle Nightbug volunteered to join Marisa. 2: Cultist-Chan created a new country in Crimson Dreamworld. This gives her half of Makai. It looks like Gengetsu keeps the attached Great Mausoleum. Turn 23. Marisa finally wins the battle for Nameless Hill, but is tired and her army needs to rest. General Deathshead chooses Mima over Spurdo for the assault on Eientei. Spurdo is sent back to peeling potatoes. Shinmyoumaru personally defends Eientei. Reimu joins in the attack, further cutting Shimmy's army in half. Yoko Hittler is now fighting for Lina Inverse, and the two of them killed Harold. This is the first kill for anyone from the Not-Ze School. Killed this turn: Harold, Sara (83)Two events between turns: 1: Wriggle Nightbug volunteered to join Marisa. 2: Cultist-Chan created a new country in Crimson Dreamworld. This gives her half of Makai. It looks like Gengetsu keeps the attached Great Mausoleum. Turn 23. Marisa finally wins the battle for Nameless Hill, but is tired. General Deathshead chooses Mima over Spurdo for the assault on Eientei. Spurdo is sent back to peeling potatoes. Shinmyoumaru personally defends Eientei. Reimu joins in the attack, further cutting Shimmy's army in half. Yoko Hittler is now fighting for Lina Inverse, and the two of them killed Harold. This is the first kill for anybody from the Not-Ze School. Killed this turn: Harold, Sara (83) Turn 24. Yuyuko has taken the Hakurei Shrine, and Yumemi is challenging her for it. Remilia hates Marisa and only has 3,000 soldiers. Duke Nukem takes an army out to fight her, hoping that she still has only 3,000 by the time he arrives. Deathshead takes Eintei, while Shinki defeats and captures Wadanohara. While they were attacking Shinmyoumaru, the Bandits took over the whole Human Village. Killed this turn: Mork, Sheila, Waha (86) Turn 25. The porn finally happens. Marisa gets laid by Loud after bringing him to Love status during a training session and both were in the mood. There do not appear to be any consequences. Afterward, Marisa and Loud form a small army to fight back into the School and reclaim a part of the Human village from the Bandits. Shinki takes Shinmyoumaru's last city. The inchling had no soldiers left. Of her captured officers, Marisa recruits Hong Meiling and Chad Asskicker. The Prismriver Sisters kill Milo, and that ends this game's Battle of the Bands. While Marisa's forces attacked Remilia from the south going northwest, Remilia attacked from the northeast and took the Sun Fields from Marisa. Killed this turn: Milo, Miyoi, Vegeta (89) 25 is a good number to stop at, but I could go for another turn or two.

Turn 26. Wadanohara is recruited out of prison and welcomed to the team. Yukari forms an alliance with Marisa and teaches her Witchcraft, which apparently Marisa... did not know? Witchcraft is a rare skill in this game and only a few characters have it. It adds a little extra oomph to attack power in battle. The armies that defeated Shinmyoumaru rest while fresher forces attack Remilia and Remilia's former lands held by Lina Inverse. Marisa's own army backtracks a bit to take Apothecary Road from Yorihme who should not be allowed to have a city down here. It is a way to be attacked from behind, so she is abandoning the front to secure her rear. Remilia must be surprised to see her own gate guard attack her. With the help of Chad and Wadanohara, Meiling pushes her army out of Sun Fields. There is one Remilia army left to fight there, and (led by Courage) it runs away. Louis Rossman gains the distinction of being the first person to wipe out attacking an undefended city. Gengetsu attempts to put Yukari under siege again. Yukari deploys weak officers led by the Minion, so her better ones must not be available. However, Gengetsu fails to bring enough forces to secure the win. Lina uses an alliance to take a territory on the Moon, in the opposite corner of the map. Junko defeats Yorihime's army, killing her sister and top officer Toyohime. Killed this turn: Benben, Iji Kataiser, Louis Rossman, Simon Belmont, Toyohime (94) Turn 27. Duke Nukem defeats Hong Meiling in the Rape Arena and rapes her even though she is our own officer. Marisa spends some time to Meiling until she feels better. Duke busts his way into the Scarlet Devil Manor while Mima takes Akyuu Manor. Both are undefended. Bandits had taken Sun Fields after Meiling routed Remilia's armies. Meiling now routs them and claims the land. Marisa leads the assault on Remilia's last defense at Lake Shores, which is not a very good place to make a defense. The vampire sisters are outnumbered nine to one, and they lose. Remilia flies away, and we recruit none of the captured officers. They all suck so we let them go. Lina Inverse attacks a thousand troops with only 94 and almost wins. She does win until Backpack Cuck hits her with a final counterattack that wipes out those 94 troops. Both armies are reduced to 0. It is a draw. Gengetsu loses her sister Mugetsu in another failed attack on Yukari's last city. She ended with six kills which is one of the larger numbers. The defenders also take out the TF2 Engineer. Alice joins in the attack and finally breaks through after three more armies wear down the defenders, and the Minion is killed. The Prismriver Sisters engage in a mutually destructive fight with Miko. Miko gets the worst of it. A followup attack routs her and kills Myouren. Killed this turn: Astrid, Minion, Mugetsu, Myouren, TF2 Engineer (99) I will stop now. When we return, Marisa will clear those bandits out of the Scarlet Devil's realm and the Human Village.

Marisa wanted to solve her speech problem of saying "-ze" too often, so she joined the group that she thought would help: the Not-Zes! The Nazis attempted to conquer Gensokyo but had not prepared. They could not even take the Human Village and were routed by every enemy they encountered. Marisa befriended the Nazi history professor Keine ("the Holocaust never happened") and the two of them stuck together when they were captured and recruited by Gengetsu. Gengetsu used the former Nazi forces to secure her rear while she attacked and overextended herself. The ex-Nazis were doing fine and became the police force guarding half of Gengetsu's empire when Gengetsu ordered them to the front to attack Marisa's close friend Alice Margatroid. Marisa refused and revolted, seizing the land that the ex-Nazis held and releasing other captured Nazi forces from prison to join her. Marisa controls the surviving ex-Nazis through their former military commander General Deathshead, and she uses them as her private army. They swept out of Gengetsu's homeland of Mugenkan and took the Bamboo Forest in a pincer movement, attacking its owner Shinmyoumaru from both sides. Marisa has made peace deals with her friends Alice and Reimu, and she has recruited her old magic teacher Mima along with a number of other powerful fighters. What started as a small and dedicated group of four officers now numbers fifteen. Remilia Scarlet had been fighting on four fronts with Shinymoumaru, Yuuka, Lina Inverse, and the Bandits when Marisa's army rolled over everyone in the area and took the Scarlet Devil Mansion. When Deathshead is given enough soldiers to win battles, he can do it. When the Bandits revolted, Marisa cunningly dealt with them to buy their prisoner Shinki for a cheap price. Shinki and Mima's companion Konngara are two of the most powerful people in Gensokyo. Marisa fears nothing with them on her side. The Bandits, being Bandits, used Marisa's money to raise an army and seize the Human Village, overrunning Marisa's forward positions there. Marisa is now going to attack them and take the Village for herself. She may be assisted by her ally Reimu. We shall see. On the romantic front, there really isn't one. Marisa had a one-night stand with the Boombox Sword-carrying Loud but it doesn't mean anything. General Deathshead has made eyes at her, and she is in an ambiguously close relationship with Keine and Mima (acquired Love status with all three). One the diplomatic front, Marisa enjoys good relations with just about everyone except for Yorihime who only has two cities on the Moon, so Marisa does not need to be concerned by her.

Let's see, what else is there to mention... > The vampire sisters are outnumbered nine to one, and they lose. Remilia flies away, and we recruit none of the captured officers. They all suck so we let them go. I really must have been tired last night since I did not make a joke about how the vampires all suck. I did say it, but it was not intentional.

Turn 28. The Bandit Slave Market is offering the rebellious prisoner Lightning Eyes Lulu for cheap, less than 10,000 gold. Marisa buys her. Maybe the Bandits will be off guard if they think of Marisa as their business partner. Marisa's army does not have the numbers to deploy as many forces as she would like. She sends out four units. Wriggle cleans out the undefended Library to take the last of Lina Inverse's nearby territories, so Lina is stuck on the Moon now. Two of three targeted Bandit territories are taken without incident. Marisa encounters the Bandit army in the Residential Area and annihilates them. With these victories, Marisa now controls all of the Scarlet Devil's realm and the Human Village except for the Human Fields connecting them and the Kirisame Shop in the southwest corner of the Village. Marisa's four armies number 5,000 to 9,000. For comparison, Yuugi is deploying armies of 17,000 and 20,000, and the Tentacles have 27,500. Marisa needs more soldiers to be competitive. The larger Economy of her growing empire can support a larger army, but Drafting the soldiers will take time. Gengetsu is down to one city. The Bandits attack it and she fights them off. Adolf Hitler is now fighting for Alice Margatroid. The Succubus faction appears in the Hot Springs district of Yuugi's empire in the north. Turn 29. Marisa brings Lightning Eyes Lulu onboard the team and begins her training. She also spends some time with the water witch Wadanohara to ensure that she is an ally and not a competitor. Marisa is not convinced. Wadanohara is guarded at first and observes Marisa with cunning eyes, but appears to abandon this cautious after an hour of conversation. She appears happy for Marisa's attention and speaks to Marisa as if they were childhood friends who have always been close. Marisa is not sure if this is her true self or if she is being played by a manipulator. It is only a broken heart reaching out for a companion. Wadanohara is deployed under the watchful eye of Keine. The Bandits have four territories left, and Marisa has four armies. Let's finish them off! Duke Nukem partners with Stoneballs Johnson and Chad Asskicker, and they are upset that they find no single big army to fight. It is a boring and aggravating task of finding and stamping out disorganized bandit groups, which takes time. They slack off and don't finish the job, leaving one group of nine bandits alive while the other three armies complete their tasks. Miko fights Marisa's army for control of the formerly Bandit-occupied Myouren Shrine! Neither side expected a serious fight so their armies are not full force. Loud fights valiantly for Marisa! Marisa's army is twice the size of Miko's. These two factors make the difference, and Miko suffers crippling damage while Marisa suffers a greater loss in numbers. Tenshi takes Yorihime's last territory. Junko also wants that territory, and she runs off Tenshi's army. Remilia is now working for Yuugi, and she holds back the Succubus army. Killed this turn: Akyuu, Ibaraki's Arm, Nemuno, Reemus, Yuki (104)

Loud deserves a reward after his excellent fighting against Miko. There is something better than a medal that Marisa can give him right now and that he has already had, so she takes him to bed. Their one-night stand becomes a two-night stand. Chirping birds announce the arrival of morning and Turn 30. Mima joins the fight against Miko, running her off, while Keine leads a force into Yumemi's territory around the Junko-occupied Hakurei Shrine. Yumemi had prepared for an assault but she had not prepared for Keine. Yumemi's defense force suffers heavy damage. Stoneballs Johnson was injured, but Duke and Chad are convinced that they can defeat the last Bandit holdouts without him. The Bandits have somehow grown from nine to over 2,000. Duke and Chad could defeat them, but they don't. They decide to call for help because this is getting boring and they want to get it over with. Fighting for Alice and alongside Okina, Adolf Hitler helps defeat an attack by Yuyuko's main army. Youmu Konpaku fell in battle to Gallica and Kasha who then mass murder a few other people. The vengeful Chris Redfield then engages them and deals heavy damage. Alice engages a weakened Gengetsu and deals heavy damage.

Lina Inverse hits Junko's army with a Dragon Slave, killing Clownpiece. She fights off a second attack by Yumemi's officer Chiyuri, and that is the round. Killed this turn: Clownpiece, Elsa, Justice, Kana, Lucia, Marichka, Rosalina, Youmu (112)

Turn 31. The over-eager Duke and Chad get their butts kicked by the resilient Bandits. Marisa arrives to help and finishes the job for them. With Junko's army defeated, she is not defending the Hakurei Shrine. General Deathshead walks in and takes it. Lina Inverse wipes out Yumemi's main and second armies, which were very weak. It looks like all of the manpower was placed to defend against Marisa's expected attack, and Keine wiped them out. Yumemi's land might now be up for grabs. Reimu takes Toad Pond on the southwest side of the Youkai Mountain to begin attacking the Tentacles that have taken over the mountain. The Prismriver Sisters put and end to Gallica's and Kasha's murder spree with brutal public executions. Killed this turn: A.M., Clown, Gallica, Goldenrod, Jumpy Villager, Kasha, Kikuri, Vadim (120) Reimu and Nue have the same color and now border each other. I will make Reimu red.

Marisa speaks to the resting Duke and Chad and encourages to fight better and smarter. The rumors of her reward for Loud has reached their ears, and they flirt with her. Marisa tells them, "not unless you win battles!" Duke and Chad eagerly run off to train for their next fight. Marisa frowns and wonders if she will have to oblige them if they do win battles. Even though this is a porn game, she does not have strong feelings for either of them. Then she alerts with surprise as Stoneballs Johnson quietly puts his hand on her hip. She does not have the strongest feelings for him either, but there are feelings. And he is feeling her right now. This little guy could be dangerous. With the Bandits defeated, Marisa's simple plan is to attack her enemies and defend her friends. Who are her enemies? Whoever is not her friend. Who are her friends? Alice, Reimu, ... and whoever else is not attacking her. Simple. Until Marisa's armies reach the real monsters up north, the invading Tentacle and Succubi, her enemies are Miko and Yumemi, and possibly Yuyuko. All three are weak empires on the northeast front. Turn 32. Miko returns to the battlefield for a rematch with Mima. She is wiped out by Konngara. General Deathshead captures the former Nazi student Kiki! She is happy to rejoin the Nazi army for a little gold. Tenshi takes Junko's last city. Junko and Hecatia escape. Alice took the Four Seasons Door which was Yuyuko's bordering territory, Killed this turn: Futo, Koishi, Neko Arc (13)

>(13) Typo, the kill count is (123).

Marisa welcomes her fellow classmate Kiki to the team and informs her that Marisa is in charge now. They go out for dinner and drinks that Kiki is too young to have, and they have a good time. Kiki becomes Marisa's Close Friend, which means that she will not revolt. Marisa's diplomatic relations with everyone are absurdly good after taking down the Bandits. She can invade them and they will happily smile and accept it for the first two turns of the war. "Let's do that to Kanako!" Chad encourages such an attack on one of the weaker empires in the northwest. Duke and Stoneballs follow him. It will take some time before they arrive, and the land may not be in Kanako's hands anymore. Turn 33. Lina Inverse has captured Korindou from Marisa! How did she get here from the Moon? She must have an alliance with one of Marisa's neighbors, probably Alice. Mima finally defeats Miko's defenders at the Cemetary (led by Dot Warner, they ran away). Yumemi had the time to organize a defense of Dream Ruins before Marisa arrived. They exchange moderate damage. Marisa encounters Yumemi defending Dream Ruins and exchanges moderate damage. Reimu's army charges up the Youkai mountain, fighting off both the Tentacles and Nue. Gengetsu fights off the attack by Alice on her last city. Killed this turn: Shion (124)

Gengetsu has lost her homeland and her sister. She only has her most loyal officers in her advance force which has fought into unfamiliar territory, surrounded by enemies. When Marisa's armies come near, the desperate Gengetsu makes her an offer. It is now Gengetsu who will be under Marisa's protection. She brings along Emet-Selch and Emma. Gengetu's enemies are Marisa's friends. Alice's forces are on the other side of Gengetsu's final holdout. Marisa's forces greet them. They exchange pleasantries before they report back to their commanders.

Turn 34 Duke Nukem's team meets Kanako's weak army and eagerly charges into battle, defeating the greatly outnumbered goddess. Shinmyoumaru's strategist Eirin was one of the principle people responsible for destroying the Nazis. With Shimmy defeated, Eirin is now unemployed. Marisa happily spends most of her savings to put Eirin on her side. Eirin is sent to retake Korindou from Lina Inverse. She has only Wriggle Nightbug and the new recruit Kiki on her side. It is an "active training" mission since Lina had sent a weak force to scout and take the territory. They find no enemy force other than Yuuka sleeping on the floor of Korindou, so they arrest her. The advance force that had taken Korindou had pulled back to join Yoko Hittler. Their combined force is crushed by the Prismriver Sisters, and they retreat. The weakened Prismriver force is then forced off the battlefield by an Alice army five times its size, led by Maria Renard. Marisa defeats Yumemi and takes Dream Ruins, while General Deathshead attacks Yumemi's territory of Great Hakurei Barrier and damages its defenses. No kills were recorded this turn.

Marisa attempts to befriend the officers that she never got to know in her short time with Gengetsu. This is not only to make friends, but because they are loyal to Gengetsu and not Marisa so they are as much of a threat to revolt as Marisa was. (in-game: Rebellions are triggered by high Ambition, not personal relationships. Gengetsu and Emet-Selch are a threat to revolt, Emma is not.) Turn 35. With the addition of Gengetsu's forces, Marisa now has enough officers and troops to deploy seven armies. Duke, Eirin, and Gengetsu will secure the Valley region below the Mountain. Marisa heads deeper into Yumemi's Lab, while Deathshead continues to fight at the Hakurei Barrier. Keine is en route to the Great Mausoleum where Miko is holding up. Mima will lead an assault on the Four Seasons Door with the reliable and powerful Shinki and Konngara backing her up. Most forces meet no opposition, but Keine finds Gengetsu's former officer Coco Bandicoot in Miko's defenses and recruits her. Tenshi's forces take Lina's last city. Yoko Hittler dies fighting for Lina Inverse, who never bothered to show up for the fight. Killed this turn: Alunya, Dot Warner, Jake the Dog, Mai (the pink one), Yoko Hittler (129) Reimu has taken most of Youkai Mountain and outraced Marisa's forces to expand into Heaven and the Underworld. She has gone from a little ignorable cluster of five cities to an empire of thirteen. Tenshi controls most of Heaven and the Moon, but nothing else and her hold on both districts is incomplete. The Succubi have taken over the Underworld, pushing Yuugi into territory that used to be Alice's. The Succubi are also invading Alice's lands, so Alice has lost a lot of land. The Tentacles have been pushed back into the corner of New Hell, and some survive on the little-traveled Path of Liminality. Marisa owns almost the entire lower half of the map other than Reimu's five cities and the Four Seasons Door that is a border between north and south. Her victory is inevitable unless I really screw things up. The Vigilantes and Hobgoblins have not triggered yet. Each will take a chunk of Marisa's territory when they do, and will take some time to defeat. I will stop for a while.

We are back for more autism with Turn 36. Kanako is down to one city and fewer than 100 soldiers. She refuses to surrender. The voice of an eager man speaks. "Ch'aaw yeah, let's take down a goddess!" Marisa sends Eirin after Chad, who just left with probably insufficient troops, to ensure that he wins. Marisa herself could use a rest but decides not to take one as she begins marching on Yuyuko's territory of Crimson Dreamworld in the south of Makai. General Deathshead follows Yumemi's retreating forces to the Moon. Gengetsu travels along the eastern edge of the Forest of Magic to investigate rumors of advancing Succubi. None of these forces will arrive at their destinations this turn. They may not ever, as the Bandits are active. Deathshead's force takes such high damage that he may as well give up and turn around. Keine's force continues wearing down the defense of the Great Mausoleum. Mima arrives at Four Seasons Door and wipes out a very insufficient force that Yuyuko had gathered to try and stop her. Uncle /pol/ is fighting for Alice and getting his butt kicked by Remilia (fighting for Yuugi). Adolf Hitler brings Okina to the fight and she deals massive damage to Remilia. The Prismriver Sisters (for Yuyuko) join the fight and send Uncle /pol/ running. Yuugi captured Sariel's last city. The Tentacles have a massive army of 33,000 which is more than Yuugi can handle. Nue is down to one city. Reimu sent a couple of weaklings to take it. Nue and Byakuren fought them off. Yuugi now borders Marisa, and I will have to change her color because they look the same. Killed this turn: Shou, Rei'sen (131)

The prisoner Myon has a Temptation to join Marisa. This value is improved by Persuasion of the prisoner, but Myon was just captured last turn and has not had the opportunity to be Persuaded. So I don't know why she has this value. It couldn't hurt to take advantage of it. Marisa attemps to Persuade Myon, and she joins immediately. Turn 37. Chad Asskicker's rushes into battle against the weakened Kanako, and it goes about as badly as possible. Duke Nukem nukes the battlefield, taking out all of Kanako's soldiers along with half of his own army. Kanako summons hidden reinforcements, and Dante from the Devil May Cry series delivers a deadly counterattack! Chad Asskicker is killed! Duke and Stoneballs run like hell. Let's see if Eirin has any better luck. Her team of newbies are not up to the task of fighting a goddess, but... they do it like it is no big deal, and Kanako's empire falls. Keine's unit fights its way into the Great Mausoleum. Miko's empire is on the verge of falling. Marisa blasts her way into Crimson Dreamworld, scoring her first kill of the game by taking out Shlomo Shekelbaum. Not because she was a Nazi, but he was in her way. General Deathshead is getting routed by the relay bandits and will need to retreat. Lina Inverse is now working for Alice, but she is getting crushed by the Prismriver Sisters. Reimu's forces take Nue's last city. And I forgot to change Yuugi's color. Killed this turn: Daiyousei, Pink, Shlomo (134)

Marisa is very disappointed with the failure of Chad Asskicker's unit and Chad's death. She blames Duke Nukem and kicks him off the team. As for Stoneballs, she sees no need for punishment. None of the reports faulted him for the loss. (Duke blowing up his own army causes most of my battlefield losses in this game, so I have no problem pushing the Exile button to see what happens. I don't know if he will be removed from the game or only from Marisa's faction.) Turn 38. Seeing that Alice's nearby forces have Prismriver trouble, Mima offers Alice an Alliance and joins the fight. Yuyuko's forces beg for a ceasefire, but Marisa refuses while she has the advantage. Mima deals heavy damage to the Prismrivers, enough for Lina Inverse to defeat them. Yuugi sends a couple of armies to join the fight. They force the weakened Lina to flee, but Mima is not afraid of them. Alice is not afraid of them either. She takes one out. Keine's assault on Miko's last territory fails so badly that Miko wipes out half of Keine's army. Keine will have to retreat in failure, and someone will half to guard the occupied half of the Mausoleum so that Keine does not take it back. Killed this turn: Cirno, Kosuzu, Senator Armstrong, Rikako (138) And between turns, the Outsiders special faction appears at the Great Hakurei Barrier so there is another problem to deal with.

The Alliance with Alice allows Marisa to talk to Alice's officers and try to recruit them. Wadanohara turned out to be a solid ally, so Marisa wants to talk to Lina Inverse and get another witch. We could have a witch-themed team! Stoneballs Johnson has another idea when he goes to the Rape Arena and is paired off against Lina as his opponent. He spends too much time thinking of that idea and not enough time thinking of fighting. Lina skillfully defeats him, and he goes home to mope. With Lina unharmed by Johnson's johnson, Marisa goes ahead with her own plan and greets Lina with a barrel of wine. The two try to have a good time, but they get a bad first impression of each other. Lina is full of herself and talks down to Marisa, not caring that she is in a job interview. She takes advantage of the free wine from Marisa until she is under the table. Marisa will have to try again another day. She also makes an attempt to recruit Adolf Hitler and Uncle /pol/ who she remembers from the Not-Ze school. She tells them that she has managed to rescue Professor Keine, General Deathshead, Private Spurdo, and Kiki. Adolf is open to the idea of joining her, but Uncle /pol/ refuses. This brings us to Turn 39. Eirin attacks the Outsiders that are east of Hakurei Shrine. It looks like it might be a long fight. She calls for backup. Gengetsu removes the last Succubi presence from the Forest of Magic. Mima, Konngara, and Shinki wipe out a Yuugi army of 9,000 while suffering nearly no casualties. Yuugi attacks with her own army supported by Remilia Scarlet and Maria Renard. They wipe Alice from the battlefield and kill her officers. The trapped Miko attacks the defenses that Coco Bandicoot built in the Great Mausoleum. The defenses hold. Tenshi takes Yumemi's last city. Killed this turn: Kotohime, Terry Bogard (140)

Turn 40. Marisa arrives to help Eirin with those Outsiders. She deals heavy-but-not-too-heavy damage, not enough to secure victory in one turn. Her force can win the fight but it will be worn down by the defenders between turns. We have a new problem: The Tentacles have escaped containment and are coming down the Path of Liminality into the Valley below the mountain. Gengetsu goes to deal with them. She does not bring nearly enough forces, and her team is going to lose this fight. Mima dominates the fight against Yuugi. The remainder of Yuugi's force is finished off by Duke Nukem, who now fights for Alice Margatroid. Duke kills Remilia and 80% of his own side's soldiers. Reimu is swatting Succubi in the Underworld. Coco's defense against Miko holds. Killed this turn: Remilia (141) ... I never did change Yuugi's color. Stopping for a bit.

Marisa recruits the unemployed Byakuren with lots of alcohol. Her asking price might be around 150,000 gold but a crate of ten Fruit Wine is 20,000 and also gives you a huge Favor bonus that would otherwise take several turns to build up. Rapist Poland has created a new country in the Bamboo Forest, and Lina Inverse has joined him! He also recruits ShadOW the Edgehog and Medicine Melancholy. There are many fires to put out. Marisa reduces their number by making peace with Yuugi and Yuyuko. Mima's unit is tired and will have reduced effectiveness in battle, but Marisa has nothing better to send against the Tentacles. Gengetsu retreats since she might not survive if she stayed there long enough to pin them down for Mima. There is a likelihood that the Tentacles will get away. General Deathshead is given a small force to fight Rapist Poland since a small force is all that Marisa can raise right now. And now we begin... Turn 41. General Deathshead's march ends in TOTAL FAILURE! Lina Inverse wipes out his army, kills him, and takes Stoneballs Johnson hostage. Mima has poor luck against the Tentacles and is going to need help. Duke is captured by Yuugi's forces. Alice sends Hitler and Okina to defeat Miko's unit that had Coco Bandicoot under siege. They defeat her and capture Hecatia. Killed this turn: General Deathshead (142)

Turn 42. Emma tries to fight in the Arena but gets raped by Kakyoin. We have two new problesm. The Succubi are attacking the Forest of Magic while Miko uses an alliance with Reimu to break out of the Mausoleum and send a force to attack Marisa from the south. Marisa sacrifices the Forest. It can be reclaimed. Marisa sends Keine to attack Rapist Poland, assigning her Byakuren and Wadanohara to deal with Lina Inverse. It is not a battle of witches, it is a battle of "we have ten times as many soldiers as you do." Lina cleverly chooses not to be a part of this battle and runs away. Okina attacks Miko's last city while Miko is resting, forcing second-rate officers to man the defenses. Lincoln F. Sternn actually does a decent job somehow. I mean, he survives. Miko launched another attack from the south that we did not see coming, and took the Oak Tree below the Hakurei Shrine. In the first attack from the south, Miko's officer Delta Gal did heavy damage to the defenders that had prepared for her. Reimu retakes Shining Needle Castle from Rapist Poland. Killed this turn: Kieri Suizahn, Letty Whiterock, Shadow the Edgehog (145)

Turn 43. Marisa finds her former ally Yukari wandering around and recruits her. Marisa negotiates a ceasefire with Miko, giving her three fewer battles to worry about. Her forces are still spread too thin. Keine takes Rapist Poland's last city which was relatively undefended. From his officers we recruit Mamizou and imprison Lina Inverse with the intent of recruiting her in the future. Both of them are highly Ambitious and are a threat to revolt. We also rescue Stoneballs Johnson. Yukari and Spurdo reclaim the Forest of Magic North from the Succubi. The Outsiders bog down Marisa's own force by sending another army for her to fight. Mima's force is now fighting three groups of Tentacles and is on the verge of collapse. Okina defeats Miko's defenders and claims the other half of the Mausoleum for Alice, but it is no longer Miko's last city. No kills were recorded this turn. Turn 44. Marisa convinces Lina that being out of prison is better than being in prison. Lina agrees, and she becomes Marisa's officer. Then they get drunk and have hot lesbian witch sex. Mima retreats in failure from the Tentacles, with her tattered army reduced to only 1,500 survivors. Yukari gives it a try and deals massive damage to the Tentacles. It helps to be fresh while it is now the Tentacles who are tired, and it also helps to have Eirin and Gengetsu fighting alongside you. Keine tries to help Marisa with the Outsiders, but is not as effective as she hoped she would be. Miko is losing a rematch with Okina and Adolf Hitler. Yuugi knocks out Alice's army. Killed this turn: Orin (146)

Turn 45. The returned Stoneballs Johnson visits his favorite place, the Arena, and gets his ass handed to him by Yukari. He is going to be resting to recover from his injuries for a few turns. The powerful Junko and Kanako are seen wandering the streets like normal people. Marisa cannot get them drunk enough to shanghai them into her army. She hopes to be able to find them again next turn. Marisa has had a good round of Drafting and has enough soldiers to send out another army, but she is actually running out of enemies, with most of them under ceasefire and the two special factions being dealt with. The ceasefire with Yuugi runs out, so the new army will attack her. Emet-Selch will lead it and Lina Inverse will gripe about being placed under someone else's command. They run into trouble when they meet Yorihime. Despite outnumbering her two to one, they suffer equal amounts of damage. Marisa finally, finally finishes the battle at the Pond Behind Shrine that she started five turns ago. The outsiders still have 17,000 soldiers in their last city, which we learn when Yuyuko sends an army there and they get creamed. I don't think I'll make it to turn 50, so I'll stop here for the day. The war is going surprisingly slowly and we haven't yet seen the Hobgoblins or Vigilantes to slow us down. Killed this turn: Dick, Nitori, Sam (149) ... I never changed Yuugi's color.

With the recent death of General Deathshead and the long-ago disappearance of Grossherr Rudol von Stroheim when the School fell (he currently in Tenshi's army), Private Spurdo is the highest ranking official Nazi of the Nazi forces. He is getting better at peeling potatoes with his feet, but he has no idea how to run an army. "Fug." Marisa is in command, but she was merely a student at the Not-Ze school. She runs the armies, Nazi and otherwise, by saying "let's invade this place today", and the armies go. General Deathshead would fill in the details. That job now goes to Keine who has been managing civil affairs. That is a full-time job so Keine delegates the war work to Eirin, the master strategist who defeated the Nazis. Marisa had been dedicated to the Nazi cause for a couple of days but forgot about it when the war forced her out of the School and she was no longer saturated with their propaganda. Byakuren has proposed a final solution for youkai that does not involve killing them. Marisa shrugged and said she could try it, so there is no longer any interest in genociding the youkai. The Tentacle monsters are a bigger problem, and the Succubi are bitches even if they're cute, and the Outsiders are assholes... the youkai are no longer a priority. And as Reimu said at the beginning, they have not been causing trouble. Marisa has been adding humans and 2hus to her army as she hires her friends and people that she knew were powerful and other people that look interesting. The middle officer ranks are filled out by turncoat enemy officers while Marisa's closest friends Keine and Mima are at the top. Marisa takes a quick break from the battle to fly out on her broom and try again to recruit Kanako and Junko who she knows are very very powerful and she wants them on her side. Okina is also very very powerful. As the alliance and ceasefire with Alice expires, Alice's officer Okina looks over Gensokyo and sees that Marisa controls half of it while Alice holds only five disconnected territories. They are now legally at war with one another, and Okina wants to be on the winning side. She crosses the border and offers her service to Marisa's armies. Also joining Marisa from Alice's army are Adolf Hitler and Uncle /pol/. They are eager to reunite with General Deathshead and the Nazi forces, and are disappointed to be directed to Deathshead's grave. Adolf Hitler is the great and glorious supreme leader of the Nazi forces, and he will lead them again! They are greatly outnumbered and out of power, even in their own army, but the few surviving loyalists are glad to see him again. Marisa successfully returns with Junko and Kanako, greatly increasing the power of her personal army. If the Nazis do revolt against Marisa, they will stand no chance of defeating her. < but but we wanted to see the nazis massacre and genocide people The Tentacles had attacked Aya's territory first. The officers that were not killed fighting them were infested and forced to join them. Marisa's forces have captured three of these Infested officers. They conclude that Aya, Momiji, and Oda Nobunaga are beyond saving, and put them out of their misery. (152)

"Hey Alice, let's be allies again!" "OK." And the unlikely threat of war between Marisa and her best friend Alice has quickly dissipated. But a new threat arises as the Cultists take over the Moriya Shrine and most of Youkai Mountain! Adolf is offended. He is the only cult leader around! He and Uncle /pol/ lead the Nazi forces against the Cultists. The Outsiders have one well-defended city across a relay that Marisa does not want to deal with. Marisa's officers Lina and Emet-Selch are fighting Yuugi's forces on the upper Stairs, and Yuugi is attacking from the lower Stairs. Miko has two cities remaining and one of her armies is trying to attack Eirin who is tired from fighting the Tentacles. Marisa attacks the trouble-causing Miko to finish her off. And I forgot to mention it, but Marisa hired Shikieiki a few turns ago. So there is another powerful A-rank officer. Marisa has collected most of them. Turn 46. Faced with a surprise attack, Miko makes the best use of her limited number of soldiers and survives Marisa's assault. Having survived, and having an alliance with Reimu, Miko takes the School in the Human Village by attacking from Reimu's territory. Since Miko now has two cities, her personal army no longer gets the final-city defense bonus. Marisa had weakened it enough for Alice's rump forces to drive it off. Adolf Hitler's army of 10,000 Nazis defeats an army of 3,000 Cultists. "A supreme victory!" That was only the advance scouting force. An army of 25,000 Cultists bears down on them... Adolf: "Scheiße!" Schieza: "I died on turn 17. I cannot help you." Reimu attacks the Succubis' last city but is not powerful enough to take them down. She has a larger army fighting Tenshi. Tenshi is defeating them. Emet-Selch and Lina Inverse exchange heavy damage with Yuugi's talented officer Yorihime. Emet-Selch defeats a second Yuugi army, killing Kirby and capturing and recruiting Tahir Lekesiz. Yuugi's officer Argel Tal wipes out Alice's army with a machine gun. Killed this turn: Kirby (153)

Turn 47. Lightning Eyes Lulu comes to Adolf Hitler's rescue and begins gunning down the Cultists. Emet-Selch and Lina Inverse defeat Yorihime's army. Mima's force arrives to reinforce them, but find that they are not needed. Kiki is briefly kidnapped and raped by the Outsiders. She learns that they are planning an attack on the Pond behind Hakurei Shrine, so she gathers a defense force. The predicted Outsider attack never arrives. (the AI must have decommissioned it or it got stuck on the relay by a bug) Marisa finally takes down Miko's empire after catching her forces outside of her city defenses. Among Miko's captured officers, Marisa recognizes another former student from the Not-Ze school, Maribel Hearn. She invites Maribel to join her, and Maribel sees no choice other than to accept. Yuugi may have met her match in Alice's officer Gay Bowser, who comes out ahead as the two strong officers fight. Killed this turn: Twisted Teacher, Yatsuhashi (155) And that will be all for now.

After defeating Miko, Loud asks Marisa for the usual reward after a great victory. Marisa says she is not in the mood. "Try asking VIVIT." VIVIT is a robot. She is not interested either, although she is fully functional. To end the argument quickly, Marisa pulls Loud into her tent and gives her favored officer a handjob because he did earn it. Marisa's unit rests after the battle, while her other armies prepare for... Turn 48. Yuugi asks for a ceasefire. Marisa pretends she didn't hear her. Her forces have the advantage and take two of Yuugi's three remaining cities and destroy one of her armies that was on the road. Lulu's unit continues wearing down the Cultist army. While the army is occupied, Tenshi attacks the Cultist territory from Heaven. Tenshi's officer Tewi scouts the Outsiders' last city, sees that they have 23,000 soldiers (way more than her), and runs away. The Outsider assault force never reached Kiki's defense because Alice had sent a unit to intercept them. The Outsiders are creaming them. Reimu takes the last Succubus city. The ceasefire with Yuyuko ends, and she takes a city from Marisa. Turn 49. It is a gathering of witches as Marisa Kirisame teams up with Lina Inverse and Wadanohara to attack Yuugi's last city. The defenders Yorihime and Sariel are barely able to resist them. Alice engages Yuyuko's main army and inflicts heavy damage. Marisa's defenders defeat Yuugi's weakened army, killing Yamame. (156) Turn 50. Marisa recruits the defeated Miko off the streets. "No hard feelings about destroying your country, right?" The tentacles are spilling down off the Path of Liminality again. Gengetsu goes to deal with them, and the God Squad of Okina, Kanako, and Junko follows. Lightning Eyes Lulu could use their help with the Cultists, but she is doing alright. Tenshi has taken all the rest of the Cultist territory while their army has been fighting Lulu. Tenshi sends two armies led by Shinmyoumaru to attack the already-defeated Tentacles, and she attacks Gengetsu to claim the land for Tenshi. Gengetsu is winning the fight and has the goddesses backing her up. Marisa's witch force easily takes Yuugi's last city and imprisons the defender Yorihime. Keine annihilates Yuyuko's weakened army. Loud, now in command of his own army, captures the powerful Yumemi. Nue has created a new country in Suzunaan, in the middle of Marisa's territory. She has Satori as her most prominent ally... and Satori went to fight in the Rape Arena and got raped by Stoneballs Johnson.

Turn 51. Nue's revolt gave her most of the Human Village. Marisa has enough officers and soldiers to deploy the maximum of ten armies so that five of them may attack it from all sides. Most of the forces meet no opposition, but Loud encounters Nue's army. Tenshi makes a ceasefire with Marisa... after Marisa had committed to the battle plans. The two armies that were engaging Tenshi's forces are unable to participate in this turn's battles. Lulu finally defeats the Cultist armies that she was fighting, but does not have the opportunity to take the territory. Tenshi takes the land instead. Alice's forces take Yuyuko's last territory, ending her empire. Killed this turn: Keiki (157) tried attacking the Outsiders and failed. The Outsiders are now up to 35,000 soldiers sitting on their one city. Between turns... Nue's officer Satori gets raped again. She was raped by Stoneballs last turn. Yukari portals Loud into her bedroom and has him rape her again. She is Nue's strongest subordinate, so this should weaken her. The plan does not work. Yukari portals herself and Loud out of there before guards arrive. Yumemi and Yorihime both agree to join Marisa's army. They may see some action immediately, because the Hobgoblins special faction appears in the Bamboo Forest! Usually they revolt in the Scarlet Devil Manor. I suppose they choose one of several starting locations. Turn 52. No time to rest! Marisa's armies deploy against both Nue and the Hobgoblins. She only needs six armies for this, so her two new officers are given her remaining forces and sent to take the last Tentacle-controlled territory. The God Squad finds the Hobgoblin army and makes it much smaller. Marisa's witch force wipes out Nue's army and takes her last city, ending that disruption. Yumemi and Yorihime wipe out the Tentacles in one turn, which is what we hired them for. With Yuyuko and Nue out of the fight, Marisa, Reimu, Alice, and Tenshi are the only native factions left. And they are all friends! At least Marisa is on good terms with them all, but Reimu and Marisa might be fighting. Killed this turn: Erica (158)

Turn 53. Several officers rest while the stronger of the fresher units deal with the Hobgoblins. Yorihime takes one of their two cities. Everyone else piles onto the other, and Mima takes it. Next target: the Outsiders. Tenshi sends Doomguy and Goku to assault Shining Needle Castle. Reimu attempts to defend it alone, and is losing. Turn 54. Time to take down some Outsiders! Well, it's not time yet. It will take time to get there. And there are Bandits in the way, and... Anyway, Marisa assembles her force into three large units led by the most powerful officers who are not resting. That should be enough to crack 30,000 resilient Outsiders in a city with a strong Defense bonus. Encountering both Outsiders and Bandits along the way, Lina insists they fight the Bandits first and fries 20,000 of them. Reimu loses the fight for Shining Needle, and Tenshi takes the castle. Her forces counterattack Tenshi's in Heaven. Yuyuko volunteers to join Marisa, gaining Marisa another strong officer. Turn 55. Kiki got raped on one of her adventures and is now pregnant. Alice is also deploying five armies against the Outsiders! That is what allies do. Marisa hopes that she can defeat the Outsiders before Alice's forces reach them, because they are not strong enough to win. Marisa's main force is distracted. Her followers deal a moderate amount of damage. Everyone is piling onto the Outsiders. Tenshi joins the fight with two good-sized but not-good-enough armies. Alice's forces arrive and actually do a decent job. Tewi is killed in the fighting between Reimu and Tenshi. (160)

Turn 56. The Strike Witches take out the Outsiders, and they are done! However, Tenshi and Reimu are still fighting. Yuugi winso vengeance for Tewi by taking out the officers who killed her. (162) Reimu's officer Ringo is killed by relay bandits. (163)

Turn 57. Marisa has a proposal. "Alice, we're friends, right? Reimu, we're friends, right?" She brings the proposal to Tenshi. "Why don't you be our friend instead of fighting?" With 3/4 of Gensokyo's forces allied against her, Tenshi decides to join the alliance rather than fight it. And Gensokyo is at peace!

The Nazi School was a dismal failure, although Marisa did gain the self-control to not say "-ze" as often. The war started before the students were ready to fight, and the Nazi military was unprepared for Gensokyo's experienced fighters. Half of the student body was killed along with half of the instructors, and the defeated military was divided up among whatever forces captured its units. Adolf became just another loudmouth with a small number of loyal followers such as Uncle /pol/ and Spurdo. He was seen as a human Seija. Keine took over the School and made it her own. Rudol retired from military service and lived a quiet life in Heaven. Kiki started a parenting club. Maribel and Splat Tim returned to their past lives in the Human Village. And Marisa went on problem-solving adventures with her friends Alice, Reimu, Mima, Lina Inverse, and Wadanohara. So who got the most kills? 10 - Yuugi 8 - The Prismriver Sisters: Lunasa, Lyrica, and Merlin 7 - Gengetsu, Hong Meiling, Keine, and Lina Inverse 6 - Emet-Selch, Mugetsu, Saki, Super Chicken, and Wadanohara Marisa and twelve others got five kills. That's all for this story. I hope you enjoyed following along.

The next game is coming along nicely. I will probably finish it tonight or tomorrow, and start another one on Sunday or Monday. If there is any interest, I will post the story here.

Leisure Suit Larry has a goal. He is going to join a faction, make love to as many of the women as he can, and then run away before the women that he impregnated can pressure him to take care of his children. Child care takes so much time and effort! He does not want to deal with that!

Larry tries chatting up the weak and childlike mothgirl Eternity Larva, and then he tries pushing her down. Eternity Larva fights him off and flies away, and Larry quickly becomes too short of breath to chase after her. Larry understands that he must become stronger if he wants to be recruited by any faction, or to hold down any girl who changes her mind in the middle of lovemaking. He begins training in Combat under Marisa and Strategy under Koakuma, then uses his new power and intellect to chase and capture fairies, then make love to his prizes before releasing them. The fairies are not sure what this horny human is doing to their bodies, but it starts to feel good after some time. After being caught four times, Lily White stops resisting and lets it happen. Larry seduces his trainer Marisa and has completely consensual sex with her, leaving the witch girl short of breath. Marisa is in love with him. His other trainer Koakuma gets the sense that the two of them have become more than friends, and she is jealous. Koakuma is almost as horny as Larry, and she wants some of that too! Larry happily obliges, and Koakuma becomes pregnant with a daughter that she will name Mayu. Larry continues improving his strength by fighting and raping in the Rape Arena until he is hired on by Toyohime on Turn 17.

Toyohime control a small empire in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Alabama. She has no officers other than Larry. She must be lonely! Larry happily provides Toyohime with company and companionship, in bed. Toyohime's next officer is a walk-on volunteer, Elsa the Grumpy Knight. Larry helps Toyohime with more recruitments while trying to seduce said recruitments. Then one day (on Turn 28) a crow tengu arrives to offer Larry a better deal. The crow girl has a great body, and Larry would do anything to get a piece of that! Larry happily abandons Toyohime's squad even though he has not impregnated any of them yet. Aya leads the horny Larry north to the distant land of Canada.

Aya works for Mamizou who controls Quebec and parts of the northeastern United States. Larry soon makes her a Mommyzou and then gets to work on her other officers. He gets Louise so drunk that she falls unconscious, so he fucks her. A special event generates the generic character Sachie, and Larry fucks her. After ten turns, Larry has put a kid inside Mamizou, Louie, Aya, Sachie, and a half dozen others. Time passes, Mamizou, Louise, and Hatate are ready to have their children. Fearing the trouble of dealing with three children, more than that with the other women, Larry decides to leave the trouble to the mothers. He quits his job and runs away!

Larry is only a Wanderer for a short time before he is recruited by Toyohime's sister Yorihime who has her own small empire in the southeast. Larry happily joins her, but he is disappointed by what he sees. Yorihime's officers are all men! There is a moth girl in the dungeon, so Larry rapes Eternity Larva until she surrenders and joins the team. Larry gets the boss stone drunk and impregnates her while she is unconscious a few days before he manages to seduce her and get her into bed legitimately. A special event creates the generic character Youko. Larry impregnates her immediately and is glad to have another woman on the team. Unfortunately, this does not last long as Youko is soon captured by an opposing faction. A special event brings Seija to Larry. Larry captures her and rapes her repeatedly until she gives up on the idea of being his antagonist. Becoming pregnant with Larry's child seems to have changed her outlook on life. The two will become close on more than a physical level. Seija will follow Larry and give him more children whether he wants them or not. Larry hears news that Mamizou's empire has fallen, and Mamizou has been executed by Utsuho. Larry is sad, but he is not part of that empire anymore. It does not matter to him anymore. The next news does. Yorihime's army was defeated by Sanae who has a larger empire and the powerful Junko assisting her. Yorihime's empire will fall soon. More important than that, Yorihime is pregnant and will give birth soon. Larry does not want to have to deal with child care! He quits his job and runs away.

At turn 50, several empires have formed: Sanae has 27 cities from the Dakotas to Atlanta and up into New York. Reimu has 14 cities in northeast Canada. Utusuho has 11 in northwest Canada. Momiji has 16 cities in the Gulf Coast. Yorihime has 5 cities in Appalacia. Saki has 4 cities along the Mississippi. Schieza has 9 cities from Denver to Oklahoma and parts of Arizona. Aunn has 14 cities in the Pacific Northwest east to Idaho and down into Nevada. Daiyousei has only 2 cities, San Francisco and San Jose. Wakasagihime has 7 cities in southern California and Las Vegas. Tewi has three cities in Mexico. Leisure Suit Larry decides to create his own empire in Denver, Colorado. Calling it the Dudebro Empire, he tries to convince other guys to join. He instead gets one girl, a generic character named Shizuka that the game generates in a special event. Other than that he gets no volunteers, and he gets invaded by Sanae. A special event disables Larry so that he cannot fight back against Sanae's invading army! With no chance of surviving the war, he packs himself into a box and FedExes himself to Yorihime who is the least likely of the opposing rulers to execute him on the spot for all of the raping he has been doing. He stays in Yorihime's dungeon for several turns. When he is released from prison, Larry sees that Yorihime's team is much smaller due to battlefield losses. Seija and Youko are still there, and Mael Radec is a new addition. Seija introduces Larry to their son Kouochi. The reunion is short. Sanae and Junko invade and capture Yorihime's last city. Forced to make the decision at swordpoint, and glad to be allowed the opportunity, Larry gladly agrees to serve Sanae.

Sanae has a huge number of officers! Larry will be busy for a while, getting to know them better. Larry also has two children on Sanae's team, He is ordered to care for them, so he does. It is better than being executed as a rebellious prisoner. Speaking of prisoners, Yorihime and some of her officers are in jail. Larry spends some time trying to get them out, or getting himself in them. After three more women give birth, Larry is completely swamped by his childcare duties. This is why he was trying to avoid it! He wants to quit, but the Quit Job button is disabled. Larry lacks the funds to Revolt, having spent all of his money on his short-lived Dudebro Empire. An opportunity presents itself when Seija revolts against Sanae and takes a large part of Sanae's army with her! Larry is disappointed that Seija did not invite him to join. He decides to join her anyway. Seija throws Larry in jail, and he begins to think that this may have been a mistake as Sanae attacks Seija in full force. Seija personally directs her city's defenses and does a splendid job of fighting off Sanae. While Sanae's armies are occupied with Seija's revolt, her lands are raised by other empires. Sanae loses her dominant position on the map as Momiji becomes the stronger force.

Seija pulls Larry out of jail and has him help with the defense of her one city of Louisville, Kentucky. He has trained enough to make a great contribution to the battle. When Momiji joins in the the attack on Seija, Seija and Larry are able to repel her forces in addition to Sanae's. Larry acquires a new lover in another generic character, a tengu reporter named Motoko. As Seija's armies capture prisoners from the attackers, Larry rapes the pretty ones in jail. He does not know that this one girl named Marinda is his own daughter. He only knows that she is young, sweet, and tight, and he enjoys taking her. Seija begins sending out small scouting parties that are massacred by the enemy armies that have the city surrounded. When Nitori and Kokoro are killed, the surviving women turn to Larry and ask him to take over the war effort. Larry does not feel like it. He just lost a fight in the Arena, he is feeling down, now is not a good time. Seija leads one of the scouting parties herself. She is defeated and wounded. The women appeal to Larry to make his move now while Seija cannot fight back. “Do it for me! And all the other girls you have been sleeping with behind my back!” “Seija is going to get us all killed!” Larry reluctantly agrees, and he announces his takeover of the war effort. As soldiers come to arrest the resting Seija, she reacts in the way that only Seija can. "Someone is running a coup against me? That is so hot!" Seija eagerly agrees to serve under Larry, in bed and otherwise, and especially in bed. Her response to the coup is to request and even insist that Larry take her that night to prove his dominance over her. Larry happily does so, and the two are quite pleased with how this has turned out.

Larry's popularity attracts more people to the army, as does Larry's money that he has been saving up. He soon has a large force of over 100,000 soldiers, far more than the small scouting forces that Seija had been deploying. When the forces surrounding Louisville heard that Seija had been arrested by her own officers, they assumed that this ended the problem. Their empires redeployed the armies from their siege positions to fight one another. This was a mistake. Shinki takes half of the army out and begins expanding Larry's empire before he had asked anyone to do so. (The player left AI control on.) Larry does not complain, and he tells the other half of the army to go out and do the same thing. There are two directions in which to expand. Momiji to the north, and Sanae to the south and east. Both Momiji and Sanae like each other, so it will be difficult to play them against each other. Sanae is now the greater threat, having defeated Reimu and taken the entire East Coast from Georgia up into Canada. Two opportunities arrive. The small empire of Schieza comes down from Green Bay and cuts through Momiji'a territory in Indiana until Schieza is now the northern neighbor of Louisville. Sanae's top officer Junko revolts against her and forms her own country in Alabama. Larry chooses to attack Sanae while she is busy with Junko. Momiji soon retakes the north lands from Schieza, and Larry is able to negotiate a peace deal with her. Larry's armies expand to the southeast through Sanae's territory into Georgia.

Sanae soon takes Junko's last city. Larry recruits the escaped Junko and adds her to his army to create a powerful force. Sanae underestimates Larry's strength and attacks with two groups of 17,000. Larry's larger armies wipe them out, killing his former main squeeze Yorihime. Larry only lost 10% of his army defeating Sanae's personal unit and one of her best officers. Was that the best that Sanae can offer? Encouraged by his victory, Larry's forces eagerly press forward and divide into smaller units to capture more territory. Larry recruits the powerful Yuyuko and Suwako out of prison and sends them to war, but they are not given enough soldiers to capture their target. That was not the best that Sanae could offer. Sanae now throws everything she has at Larry. Her own unit attacks Seija with an equally sized army, and another equally sized army led by Byakuren. Seija is outmatched and is forced to retreat. Sanae sends Ran Yakumo to stop the powerful Shinki. After Seija abandons the southern front, Sanae sends Byakuren to attack Junko in the Southern front. Shinki intercepts Byakuren but suffers heavy damage. Some good news comes to Larry when Junko and Flandre report that they have defeated and captured the powerful Eirin. However, Sanae advances unmolested on the southern front. "But she is going to be molested!" Larry says confidently. His confidence must be matched by action, and the action favors Sanae. Larry's large army has been worn down. Larry deploys what he can gather to the northern front. There his army of 30,000 meets an army of 52,000 led by the powerful Raiko. Sanae attacks Larry with another army of 30,000. Larry holds on, dealing heavy damage to his assailants. Sanae sends another army against Larry led by his old acquaintance Hong Meiling. Larry sneaks into her tent at night and kidnaps her. Sanae sends a fourth army led by the less impressive Daiyousei, but that is still more trouble to deal with. Larry's army is worn down by battling four others, and he is forced to retreat. Larry inflicted lot of damage before he had to retreat, but he now has no armies on the field. Sanae advances without opposition, reclaiming almost all of her lost territory from Leisure Suit Larry, until the moment that Larry has been waiting for.

Larry has been beaten back to 3 cities and has only 7,500 soldiers, officially. However, the cost of hiring Soldiers is down to one Treasury. The gold-to-Treasury exchange rate is 1-to-1. Larry has saved up 200,000 gold. It is time to BUST OUT. Larry divides his new army of 200,000 soldiers into six units of 30,000 led by the powerful officers that he has been collecting and keeping safe. Hecatia and Junko. Shinki and Yumemi. Suwako. Shou. And of course, Seija. Sanae's army is still worn down from the fighting with Larry's previous army. She only has 50,000 soldiers in total. Larry's new forces should roll over her. Larry makes an alliance with Momiji to his north to attack more of Sanae's territory from Momiji's land, where she will not be expecting an attack. One of Larry's first attacks defeats and captures Byakuren and Shion, depriving Sanae of two of her better officers. With Sanae's armies wiped out, Larry's armies roll ahead taking three, four, or five cities at a time. Larry captures twenty of Sanae's cities in five turns, putting his total (23) ahead of Momiji (20) and Aunn (18). However, there is one larger empire on the map. Surprisingly, Tewi has become the dominant force with 44 cities and most of the western half of the continent. Sanae is soon defeated, and the empire of Sanae becomes the empire of Larry and Seija. Before her last cities fall, Larry has directed forces to attack Aunn.

Leisure Suit Larry celebrates Turn 100 by raping eight different women. He attacks Aunn's empire from the north, going through Canada and then south into the Dakotas. Momiji forms a land barrier between Larry's empire and the rest of Aunn's. Larry's relationship with Momiji has been reduced from alliance to ceasefire, so Larry cannot go through Momiji directly. He decides to wait until the advancing Aunn breaks through Momiji's lines and forms another front that his armies can go through. The other front appears where Larry does not expect it. Aunn has an alliance with Tewi and uses it to attack Larry from Florida and other Tewi territories. Larry deploys armies to reclaim the lost land. An army does break through Momiji's lines, and it is Tewi's army, not Aunn's. It is soon apparent that Tewi, not Aunn, is the threat that must be stopped now. Aunn and Momiji both have broken empires, and they survive due to their good relations with a stronger empire. Tewi is in a dominant position and is getting stronger. First, Larry sneaks into Tewi's camp and rapes as many of her officers as he can. This does nothing for the war effort but it makes him feel better. Then the war with Tewi begins in earnest. Tewi has many armies attacking Larry across relays. This makes them targets. Larry's armies are greatly outnumbered and leave one Tewi army of 50,000 free to do what it wants, but Larry's forces have superior officers who are winning the engagements. Tewi sends her best officer Okina to stop Larry's best team of Eirin, Junko, and Hecatia. While Larry comes down south through the Great Plains and west across the Rocky Mountains, Tewi advances east to Atlanta and Indiana. Her forces capture Louisville. Larry’s armies were busy taking Florida from Tewi to protect the rear, and now will have to push back the front. Larry reforms the alliance with Momiji to offset Tewi's alliance with Aunn, and Momiji's armies help where they can.

Tewi reinforces Okina with a fresh army that deals heavy damage to Eirin. Eirin needs support immediately. Larry arrives and knocks out the army that gave Eirin trouble in one hit! Wow. Larry is now the strongest officer in the game by far, more powerful than a team of three of the best A-rankers. This must be due to the Hard Worker trait silently raising his stats behind the scenes. Larry has an excellent round of Drafting that provides him enough soldiers to field a new army, which blocks Tewi's northern advance at Nashville. His personal army continues to one-shot Tewi's armies, clearing her forces off of the map and leaving her lands open to conquest. Alunya forms a new country in New Orleans which is just behind Tewi's southeast front. Larry makes peace with her so that she causes trouble for Tewi. Larry's recent victories and Alunya's revolt have given Larry more Economy than Tewi. However, his armies are tired. He rests nearly all of them. Since the soldiers are only a reusable counter, the second-string officers take them to go to war! Tewi's armies have already been wiped out by Larry and Eirin, so they meet little resistance as they push Tewi to the west side of the Mississippi River. Larry's forces soon take Aunn's last city. In a sign of imminent defeat, Tewi deploys units of only 6,500 soldiers that are easily vanquished by Larry's larger armies. Alunya is now in Larry's way, and he takes her down easily while pushing onward into Texas. Larry's forces also take Las Vegas. Not all of his attacks are successful, as Vancouver's defenders are able to repel Seija's assault.

Larry pushes from Las Vegas and Arizona into Southern California and Mexico, splitting Tewi’s empire into three parts. His forces then roll up California’s Central Valley and down from Oregon, seeing no opposition. Tewi’s army is gone. Commander Keen revolts against Tewi and immediately surrenders to Larry, making Larry's war a little easier. Larry gains two territories without doing anything. The game sees how the war is going, and the "Skip to End" button appears. Larry takes nine cities from Tewi in one turn, leaving the rabbit girl with three. Then the ceasefire with Momiji ends. She has 18 cities. Larry takes seven of them, while Momiji takes two from Larry. Tewi soon falls, allowing Larry to focus his full efforts on the weak Momiji. Momiji controls only two-thirds of a triangle-shaped region from Minneapolis to Chicago to Oklahoma City. Larry controls the western edge of the triangle. Momiji cannot raise an army of over 10,000. Her forces will fall easily, and they do. On the bedroom front, Larry fucks an unprecedented fourteen girls in one day. A few turns later he fucks the Fantasy Seal. Beastiality FTW! The Fantasy Seal is MindBroken by the experience. Momiji is at eight cities and dropping when Junko knocks out her army. For the final insult, Leisure Suit Larry rapes her at night and gives her a Fertility Drug. Momiji goes Crazy and happily takes him as a lover. In the morning, Momiji surrenders completely and totally. She orders her forces to stand down, and the game is over!

Almost. One of Larry's kids, Noriko Laffer declares independence! “I can do that too!” Larry declares. "But you run the entire continent..." Larry doesn’t care! He gives control of his kingdom to Ayamari, then fucks off to Denver to refound the Dudebro Empire! Except... he doesn't want to be with dudebros. He wants to be with the women he has gained affection for, and especially the powerful ones that can protect him when he is invaded by the entire continent. So Larry takes all of the women with an A-rank in any skill. He also brings along Seiga and her pet zombie Yoshika for the special event that will allow Seiga to revive one of Larry's lost lovers, and two of his daughters Saori and Marina who have proven themselves on the battlefield. Of course he leaves his other children behind with Ayamari. With his new empire founded in Denver, Larry decides to go out and rape someone. He notices that there are not many powerful women left on the Nightcrawl screen. Larry must have collected all of the ones who have not fallen in battle. Lina Inverse is the most powerful of the options. She is one of the few women that does not like being raped, and she refuses to submit to him. The next most powerful are Kozusu and Kogasa, a non-combatant and a weakling. Larry rapes them, and then goes to rape his rebellious daughter Noriko. There are two Norikos. Larry is directed to the wrong one. He rapes her anyway. Larry's next plan is is to sit back and raise Denver up into a giant economy, using his many lovers to covertly divert Economy from Ayamari's empire to his. He learns that Covert Actions only divert 2 economic power from Ayamari’s vast empire. That plan failed, so fuck that shit. Larry is going to conquer the continent again. He has the money to do it. 1.8 million gold becomes 600,000 soldiers. The "Skip to End" button is still visible. The game thinks that Ayamari's victory is inevitable. Ayyamari has 500,000 soldiers and 41,000 Economy in 109 cities. Larry has 600,000 soldiers and 260 Economy in 1 city. Ayamari's best officer is Junko, who Larry had never seduced so she refused to come with him. Other than her, Larry’s officers are better. His armies are led by many of the best officers in the game. That will make the difference. Something else might make a difference: Larry lost all of his Research in the revolt and will have to start over. Ayamari will have the accumulated small benefits of an entire game's Research. Larry will not.

Larry divides his 600,000 soldiers into six armies of 100,000 and sends them out from Denver in all directions. All of them must cross relays before they reach their targets, so Ayamari does not react to them. The first action is taken by Noriko who attacks Ayamari with 23,000 soldiers. That is all that she can manage. Ayamari defends the city with Lyrica Prismriver and 28,000 soldiers. Noriko is going to lose this fight. Ayamari counterattacks one of Noriko's cities with Junko, Sanae, Mai Teireida, and 250,000 soldiers. This is surprising, as the AI usually tops out at 100,000. Larry is glad to hear this, because it means those soldiers will not be defending against his attacks. Larry decides to help Noriko by going on a rape spree. He rapes Lyrica, Sanae, and Mai Teireida until they surrender and agree to join him. Junko is more difficult. She refuses to submit no matter how high Larry can raise her Submission score. Larry's armies take five of their six targets. They capture his old friend Sachie, so he throws her in jail and rapes her. He then directs his rape efforts at Ayamari's officers who have stopped his strongest unit led by Eirin and Hecatia. Sheila and Parsee have Submitted but refuse to go with Larry. It takes several turns to get them to agree. Larry’s other armies expand in three branches. One goes northwest into Idaho, one goes southwest into southern California, and one briefly went east before turning north and running through the Dakotas. The goal is a gigantic double pincer against the entire western continent. Larry’s forces capture another old and familiar face, Youko Tatsumi. She happily joins Larry, in his army and in bed. After only a few turns of fighting, Ayamari is screwed. Her army of 500,000 is down to 250,000. Larry is deploying five armies of 100,000 with better officers than hers, two armies of 80,000, and a smaller unit of 35,000. Larry splits one of the large units into two smaller ones so as to attack more places.

There is another revolt against Ayamari, this time by Medicine Melancholy in the Canadian northeast! Larry returns captured officers to Ayamari in exchange for enough soldiers to form another army, hastening his advance to the west. He takes eight cities without opposition, reaching the West Coast at Monterey and Los Angeles. Noriko manages to expand out one city. What is Ayamari doing? Nothing! Her armies must have been disbanded with the revolt and the loss of those soldiers, and the AI is too confused to deploy new ones. The next turn Ayamari deploys 100,000 of her soldiers in one unit. Larry goes to personally fuck them up. Ayamari focuses her other attacks on the insurgent Medicine, leaving her cities open for Larry’s taking. Larry eagerly takes them. Ayamari's armies in Canada are in the range of 20,000 soldiers. That is enough to fight Medicine, but not enough to fight Leisure Suit Larry. The game still offers the choice to “Skip to End”, presumably for Ayamari to win. At this point it is apparent that Larry will. Larry’s forces are moving north and south up California, rolling up through the San Francisco Bay area and south into Tijuana. One of his armies takes Portland, Oregon. Ayamari deploys 45,000 to Tucson to stop an equally sized Larry army, but Larry has the better officers (led by Tewi). Noriko has only 3 cities in Mexico. She refuses to surrender, so Larry is going to roll over her too. On the lovemaking front, Larry plays the game of Jumping Junko until he finally fucks the goddess so senseless that she lets him carry her away. He needed to raise her scores to 8,000 Favor, 20,000 Dependence, and 10,000 Submission. The “Skip to End” button disappears as Larry has 30 cities with 8500 Economy, compared to 70 with 30,000 for Ayamari. Ayamari's officer Futo makes one last attempt to stop Larry, but his army deals massive damage to hers. Larry takes Seattle and Reno, and now controls all but two cities in the United States west of Denver.

Larry next target is the region of Canada west of Denver. His conquest attempt is delayed by the need to repel Ayamari's counterattacks. The eastern branch army is redeployed to deal with these threats after taking Winnipeg, and the city is captured by Medicine Melancholy. Larry had another army in Canada that entered through Medicine Hat. There is a fierce round of battle as all but two of Larry's armies intercept Ayamari's attacks from the east. Then they win and continue onward. Larry forms new armies to continue east along all of the other roads that Ayamari had not attacked from. His forces strike into Texas, Missouri, Oklahoma, and South Dakota while Ayamari is preoccupied with fighting Medicine in eastern Canada. Ayamari gains another problem whne Jack Garland declares independence in Minneapolis and Green Bay. Larry’s smallest army was already on its way to Minneapolis. It may not be enough to defeat Jack Garland, but it gets help. Larry’s other armies roll through the South into Mississippi, Missouri and Tennessee. Larry now has more cities (62-48) and a larger Economy (21k-20k) than Ayamari, who is not capable of fighting back. Ayamari’s total army is down to 120,000. Larry still has over 600,000 soldiers, and they slowly advance eastward. They take Chicago, Nashville, and Tallahassee. They reach the east coast at Jacksonville, Florida. The “Skip to End” button reappears, for Larry this time, as he takes Jack Garland's cities, all of Florida, and heads east into Cleveland, Buffalo, and Pittsburgh. Larry's armies wear themselves down to fewer than their original number of 600,000 soldiers. Ayamari's army is down to 26,000 in total. Larry continues advancing with no opposition, reaching Philadelphia and Baltimore. Ayamari is down to 8 cities, and then 2 cities, and then 1. In the final battle, Leisure Suit Larry's daughters Lily and Marina slay their sister Marinda who had refused to leave Ayamari's side. The war is finally over! For real this time.

Paternity Suit Larry caused 104 pregnancies in 75 women, of which 56 women produced 75 children. 22 of Larry's children died in battle, for a 29.3% death rate. Seija gave Larry five children. Ayamari and Marina each gave him three. Larry did impregnate one of his grandchildren (Marinda). The game gave Larry four generated characters, and all four survived the war. This was a surprise. They gave Larry eight children between them. There were 293 kills in the game, a large number. This game’s top killers were: 20 – Aya and Yuyuko 19 – Junko 18 – Leisure Suit Larry 14 – Hecatia, Shinki, and Suwako 13 – Eirin and Flandre 12 – Byakuren and Yumeko 11 – Chad Asskicker and Momiji 10 – Mai Teireida, Sanae, and Schieza Junko and Hecatia had an 11-kill streak together. A few of Larry’s kids racked up some kills: 8 – Saori 7 – Marina 3 – Lily, Marinda, and Yoshimi