Okay, I watched Knuckles. It sucked balls. I know most people here won't watch it, and it's so bad that I don't recommend it unless you have friends to watch it with and make fun of it as you do (which is the only way I was able to sit through it). Since you probably won't watch it and I don't recommend you do, I'll just tell you the highlights, because they're batshit insane when you say them out loud, but boring as sin when you watch them.
Episode 1:
>It's shortly after the events of the second movie. They're still rebuilding James Marsden's house. Knuckles is now Sonic and Tails' brother, and are treated like kids, even though Knuckles is clearly a 50 year old man with Idris Elba's voice.
>They all live at the house, but the producers couldn't afford to get James Marsden in the show, so only his black wife is around. Knuckles breaks things because he's a "warrior," so Shaniqua (or whatever her name) is grounds him.
>Knuckles seeks guidance from his ancestors, so the ghost of Chief Pachacamac shows up. He's played by Christopher Lloyd, which makes him a highlight of the entire show, but don't get your hopes up because he's only in like two scenes.
>Anyway, Pachacamac is essentially a villain in the games, and you'd think it would make more sense if the spirit that arrived was Tikal. She's basically the first guardian, and they aren't gonna do the Chaos story, so this would be a reasonable way to use the character for something. Plus, this series keeps trying to add "diversity," so this would be one female character that would make sense.
>But no, they call him Pachacamac, but he's not. The character he's clearly actually based on is Knuckles' Great-Grandfather Athair, from the Archie comics and later Sonic Underground. Yes, that is a Ken Penders character. Someone should tell him. He'd lose his mind. Athair is notably the old echidna guardian who now acts as a spiritual guide. Bizarrely, in the Archie comics, he's not Knuckles' guide, but Tails's. But in Sonic Underground he's Knuckles' guide, and that's the role he fills here. Also, the two characters already look vaguely alike.
>Anyway, Pachacamac (really Athair) tells Knuckles that since he is now the last of his kind, he needs to pass on the teachings of their people to someone else. For some reason, the person needs to be Wade Whipple, Tom's deputy. It's not like Wade does something that makes Knuckles feel bad and decide to try to help him out. Wade is chosen by the spirits of the ancestors to be the future of echidna culture.
>Anyway I forgot to mention Wade, just like I completely forgot anything he did in either of the two movies. So Wade is this really, really gay guy, but the show never explicitly says he's gay. I think the actor is trying to hide it, but he just can't hide his "gay accent." Frankly, the show would have been funnier if they just embraced it and used it to tie into his daddy issues that become a big part of the plot as Wade reveals that his dad abandoned him at "TJ Maxx" when he was a kid. By this point I was so bored that I was reasoning to myself "that would have been funnier if they said HH Gregg."
>Wade's on a bowling team with a guy named Jack Sinclair, who is a bounty hunter, for some reason. Wade misses a pin so Jack kicks him off the team. Bowling teams in this show seem to only have two people, which I'm pretty sure isn't how it works, but whatever.
>Jack is a bounty hunter, so I almost got my hopes up they'd reference Fang. But no. Don't be stupid like I was. Don't let yourself have an ounce of hope that anything good will happen. Also Jack wears a jacket with flames on it, a bit like Scourge, but again, that was just me grasping at straws.
>Wade wants Knuckles to help him train to be a bowling champion so he can win a tournament in Reno.
>meanwhile, two GUN agents, a skinny british woman with a black bob haircut to indicate that she's tough, and a black guy who I'm told is played by a "famous" rapper that I've never heard before, get a notification that Knuckles has left "The Green Hills Zone" (remember that Tom lives in "Green Hills, Montana," so they finally managed to say "Green Hill Zone," almost). They're apparently supposed to alert their superiors, but instead they hide the info and go rogue, planning to capture Knuckles themselves and sell him on the black market.
>they fight at the bowling alley so Wade can be there to see.
>Knuckles says "you really think you can steal my power?" Then the black guy meets his punch with his own punch and says "do I really look like I need your power?" They really thought people thought that line from the Sonic 2 trailer was just so fucking awesome, not realizing the only reason people liked it is because it was the moment when Knuckles was revealed. Of course, the kids the show is aimed at would have only been 2 years old when that movie came out, so they wouldn't remember the line in the first place.
They capture Knuckles with a Warp Ring.
>even though they won, one of them leaves behind his super-glove that uses a Knuckles quill to give him Knuckles-punches, or whatever. Wade takes it.
>The theme song plays at the end of the episode, but at the beginning of every other. It's "The Warrior" By Scandal. You know, that song with the female vocalist from the '80s.
>for some reason, this show is full of '80s references, even though it's well established that Wade's formative years were the '90s, so he mostly makes '90s references. No, there are no Sega references, or Michael Jackson references, or anything that could remotely be considered Sonic-related.
Episode 2:
>The GUN agents take Knuckles to the "Ice Cap" ski resort, which is completely empty for some reason. It's their hideout.
>Wade shows up and fumbles his way into saving Knuckles. You could say this episode is slightly more action heavy, but really Knuckles is in a cage the entire time, so I don't give a fuck.
>The credits play a terrible "Knuckles Theme" which was obviously meant to be the theme song of the show, but isn't. It only plays here. Yes, it sucks, but it's a better fit than "The Warrior."
>No, there is no rap or R&B like you'd expect from Knuckles. There's no Gangster's Paradise like from that first trailer for the Sonic movie, which would actually make sense here.
Episode 3:
>This episode is literally called "The Shabbat Dinner."
>Wade takes Knuckles to his mom's house, and his sister is also there. His mom is super-duper jewish, and his sister is an FBI agent, so she makes fun of him for being a local deputy.
>The bit with the sister making him look like a loser could have worked (would have been better if it was a brother, but no, tough characters are all women now), but the actress is the worst performer to ever be caught on camera. She overacts to the degree that it stands out in this show, of all shows. She is straight up crazy, but the show acts like she's not. I guess the writing is also to blame, but by this point I've given up on expecting the writing to be good. At one point, while they're having dinner, she stabs Wade in the arm with a fork for no fucking reason, and we're not supposed to think she's a psychopathic villain that needs to be eliminated by Knuckles.
>anyway, the entire episode is literally about them having Knuckles over for a jewish ritual dinner. Knuckles remarks how much he loves all the gross jewish food and stuff. The mom notes that Knuckles is jewish (his last name, like with Sonic and Tails, is Wachowski now, since they're Tom's kids), so she likes him.
>the mom knows "krav maga"
>their house gets attacked. I forget the reason why. There's a fight scene while jew music plays.
>jew families rock!