>>964294
As a chess autist I was googling en passant before fags here did a pipi in their pampers. I'm reporting live from the gamer gates to bless the thread with my mental masturbation and I'm about to Onan all over this .gif. If you don't like it you're a stupid shitter, go shove beads up your ass.
After 2...e4 why's White 3.Kd2 to expose king and forfeit castling when d3's fortified and needs no more protection? White should just 3.dxe4 to take pawn free and gain center ground. If White must develop elsewhere, 3.Nc3 threatens Nxe4, and 3.Bb2 controls an important diagonal early on.
Why's White completely blunder with 4.Kc3 and not take pawn free (4.exd3 or 4.cxd3)? 4.Kc3 can be wrecked by Black's absolute skewer of White's king through 4...Qf6+, limiting White to 3 doomed moves.
The best, a 5.Kd2 retreat, loses queenside rook to 5...Qxa1 and later queenside knight (or worse). Another, 5.Kxd3, loses queen to absolute skewer 5...Qd6+. Finally 5.Kc4, if challenged by 5...b5+, either loses queen to 6.Kxd3 the same as 5.Kxd3, or gets mated (6.Kd5 Bb7# or 6.Kxb5 Qa6#).
Black ignores 4...Qf6+ and plays a much worse 4...dxe2. White should take e2 with Qd1, Bf1 or Ng1. 5.Qxe2+'s best, unlike 5.Bxe2 or 5.Nxe2 Black's 3 answers to a 5.Qxe2+ check tie up Qd8 from Qf6+ (5...Qe7 pins her, 5...Be7 and 5...Ne7 block her), then Kc3 can escape to Kb2 so White may fortify him.
But turn 5, White full-retards, ignoring e2 with 5.Kb2. Say White missed 5...exd1N#'s mate, even hyper-melanated space-black gorilla niggers can tell e2 can promote on 3 squares, capture on 2, and unpunishably (if naively) 5...exd1Q. Even patzers capture e2 on turn 5 to prevent promotion.
And if Black took two pawns and's up a queen, 5...exd1Q's pretty much 5...exd1N# because it's fucking over for White, he's finished. He won't even the odds without a lightyear-wide skill gap, yet he's already proven himself retarded. Whether he prolongs the inevitable or resigns, he lost.
I guess the puzzle here's Black's Mate in 1, unique in its novelty of mating by an underpromotion more advantageous than queening. It'd present better as a still of 5.Kb2 with "Black to move, Mate in 1" replacing the algebraic notation as the puzzle would be clearer and invite a solution.
The abhorrent foreplay from both sides is like watching fat niggers fuck, it's both disgusting and retarded. The mate's cool. The modern variation of the Nimzo-Larsen opening's fine, Fischer borrowed it to dominate Ukrainian champion Tukmakov in 26 moves, but the rest of the .gif is pain.
This is Donkey Kong monkey chess. I'll forgive a beginner for missing a 4...Qf6 skewer, but Black just marches a pawn down the board, and White just lets it happen. Doesn't take after 2...e4, or 3...exd3, or even 4...dxe2 when it threatens mate and, more obviously, unpunishable promotion.
The brownest beanbrain from the slummiest favela knows where the pawn goes after 4...dxe2. The ones here? The most Mexican motherfuckers to ever fail the TOEFL who, when you say X, their ESL hears Y and they piss 2000 words of their worthless time down the drain beandicking a strawman's taco on how retarded you are to think Y? Even they know.
If not a merely demonstrative pathway to 5...exd1N#, both players should volunteer at a shooting range for the position of target. When their mothers are told their stupid sprogs are dead, pants the hags then weld shut their retard incubators so the world never knows chess like this again.