fuck, I mean >she

>>919 >>920 With or without nuts?

This is the only way to salvage Birdo, and even then, only barely.

>Yes >45 seconds >Yes

Seggs.

>>2587 eggs

Lol what's with nintendo and traps?

>>2706 The japanese love gay sex Every japanese boy has at the very least entertained the idea of kissing another boy Around 23% of japanese men have had sexual experiences with at least one another man Historically the japanese have had had lots of gay sex, femboys and traps It is estimated that as much as 73% of the japanese male population is a closeted homosexual, if not openly so

Birdo's crossdressing was a gag by SMB2's manual writer, she's been a girl in canon since. Vivian's the only high profile trap, Nintendo has the least of this shit.

>>2707 Fabricated statistics. The real attack on Japan is the opposite: they're sexless and need to have more sex. A 2005 Sex Survey of 317,000 people in 41 countries conducted by Durex, the largest condom manufacturer in the world, found that the Japanese had the least sex in the world, at 45 times a year, with the second-to-last country of Singapore averaging 73 times a year, and the world average at 103 times a year. For the few who fuck, World Population Review data from "Which Country Has the Largest LGBTQI+ Population? 2024" shows Japan has the second lowest rate of homosexuality of 30 surveyed countries. Brazil, Spain, and the UK have the most faggots.

I always thought the most LGBT game is overwatch, it has tracer (lesbian), soldier 76 (gay), lifewaver (pansexual), baptiste (bisexual), pharah (lesbian), venture (non-binary), roadhog (gay), junkrat (gay), emily (lesbian), lena (lesbian), miguel (gay), vincent (gay). But I looked it up and it's some microtransaction mobile game called magic the gathering arena with over 40 of these characters.

>>2711 This is wrong. Japan is a gay place. Renowned video game developer Phil Fish has said so himself.

>>2710 She's also called Katherine, not Birdo. A lot of the characters have different names in the English translations. The weirdest example I know of is are the Buibuis being renamed to Reznors, after Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. >she's been a girl in canon since The series has toyed around with that, there's some game she has a cameo in where she's arrested for using the woman's restroom.

>>2710 The joker contractor who wrote that manual also went against the game's developers, since from her first appearance on the NES she produced eggs in her boss fights which is exclusive to biological females. The crossdressing is removed from the manual of later versions, signaling explicit opposition from Nintendo, and she produces eggs in many other games. In both Super Mario RPG on the SNES and on the Switch she's shown being born, and she's female from birth. She's affirmed as female in around 50 games. The cameo one anon mentioned is from a Japanese-only game by an obscure developer with terrible sales (3 out of every million people played it) and in her mission you actually prove to the cops she's female then they let her go. Trannies just grabbed onto Birdo because they demand to force their mental illness into any entertainment they can.

>>2826 Manuals were important back then. If it was only in the localized manuals, I'd have to agree with you, but back then the manual was how you got a lot of the story for almost any game. Catherine had this same joke even in Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic. Nintendo doesn't really run with story much in Mario, but Koopa's still a wizard, he turned the people into bricks and horse hair plants, and he has a brother who appears in The Lost Levels.

Trans or not, you know this bitch would suck the cum straight out of your balls. Stop playing

>>2826 >>2874 The top result online for a translation of the JPN manual is "She's confident in her womanhood as she spits out eggs from her mouth," which is the opposite, but whether the manual writer was a nip or a gaijin doesn't matter when >>2826 indicates it's been super-retconned out of existence. If manuals are important this is important: >The crossdressing is removed from the manual of later versions, signaling explicit opposition from Nintendo

>>2884 Quickly googled "Super Mario," "Catherine," "Doki Doki Panic." Found the quote I'd always seen before. https://themushroomkingdom.net/birdo.shtml >Manual profile: 「自分をメスと思いこんで口からタマゴなどをはくヤツ。キャシーと呼ぶときげんがいい。」 (Translation: "He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He'd rather be called 'Cathy.'") The Japanese word used here for "thinks" is omoikomu, which roughly means "wrongly believes." I hate tranny shit, but I'm autistic for original video game manuals. They also ignore all the lore from Super Mario Bros. 1, but I don't. This website also says the quote was unchanged in the Super Mario USA Japanese release, which was in 1992, and that this wasn't changed when Super Mario USA was released on Wii Virtual Console. In 2001's Super Smash Bros. Melee Trophy description, the same information is reworded. slightly. >自分を女の子だと『思いこんど』おり、゛キャシー゛と呼ばれるとごきげんになる。」 (Rough translation: "Catherine 'erroneously' thinks he's a girl and likes to be called 'Cathy.'") 2003, Double Dash >Birdo's description on the Japanese website starts with 「ヨッシーの彼女に見えて実は彼氏!?」 (Rough translation: "[Catherine] appears to be Yoshi's girlfriend, but is actually his boyfriend!?") 2007, Itadaki Street DS >Birdo's character profile in this Japan-only game says, 「自分のことを 女の子だと思っている 心はオトメなピンクのきょうりゅう。 クチから タマゴをはくのがとくぎ。 勝ち負けよりも たのしみたいので あまり高度なわざは つかわない。」 (Translation: "A pink dinosaur who's convinced he's a woman, and is a young maiden at heart. His specialty is shooting eggs from his mouth. He's more into enjoying himself than winning or losing, so he doesn't have any particularly highly-skilled moves." 2008, Brawl Trophy Description >Japanese trophy description: 「自分を女の子と"思いこんで"いるピンく色の恐竜（？）。 "キャシー"と呼ばれるとご機嫌になる。大きく開いた口と、頭につけた赤いリボンがトレードマーク。 『スーパーマリオUSA』では、吐いて攻撃してくるタマゴにジャンプで乗ることができ、投げ返すことで攻撃できる。 たまに、タマゴではなく、たまに、タマゴではなく、火炎弾を吐くフェイントも使う。」 (Translation: "He's a pink dinosaur(?) who firmly believes he's a woman. He gets extremely happy when people call him 'Cathy.' His trademarks are his widely gaping open mouth and the red ribbon on his head. In 'Super Mario USA' you attack him by jumping on the eggs he shoots out of his mouth and throw them back at him. Although sometimes instead of an egg, he feints with a fireball.") 2008, Captain Rainbow Already mentioned, but the "proof" that Birdo is female is censored and unseen. It's a joke. I'm fine with saying this isn't good evidence either way, but Brawl came out the same year and said the same as always, that Birdo is a tranny crossdressing mentally ill nutcase. And as for the eggs, Birdo spits eggs from his mouth, not "her" cloaca. That's not evidence. If anything, it's a joke about how he can't really lay eggs. Now, I shouldn't be expecting Super Mario Bros. 2 on NES to have a boss that shoots eggs out of her pussy, but I'm just saying, the eggs aren't good evidence.

>>2888 Oh yeah, forgot to mention, Yoshi and Birdo aren't gay because Birdo is a boy but Yoshi is a girl. Yoshi actually does lay eggs out of her pussy, so she's a girl. If Yoshi is referred to as male, then Yoshi is a female to male crossdresser, so it cancels with Birdo's male to female crossdressing, so they're still straight.

sounds like english got a girl birdo and japanese got fucked up birdo

>>2878 She could deepthroat an elephant cock with that eggsucker

>>2895 he's ready