>>15689 I blame the Jason Bourne stuff on dragonboi.

>>15687 so have you actually met someone using this as a guide? seems excessively paranoid

>>15698 Yeah. He's an extreme autismo from Chicago. Good guy, likes to talk about life and spend time chilling.

>>15701 given how paranoid he sounds it's hard to believe he'd ever meet with anyone does he even have an animal? and he says shit like >It would never hurt to tell a friend or family member where you're going to like what friend or family member would this not instantly send up red flags to?

>>15703 He's not dragonboi. He's a dude from ZV who talks way to much about spiritualism and whether all dog ownership is a master/slave thing, and talks a lot about his cat. Dragonboi blocked me for some reason. >like what friend or family member would this not instantly send up red flags to? Just tell em it's an online friend or a date.

>>15687 >Go somewhere with randos and cameras near by >Show them zoo porn to sniff them out I feel like these two contradict each other as a guide made by someone who is really paranoid.

>>15707 Well don't show them in view of a camera. I shouldn't have to explain that.

>>13798 Met a guy on BF who wanted me to 'help train' his dog. But I got some bad vibes from him the first time we met, so nothing ever came of it. >>15687 >And considering how horni most motherfuckers are on here being "shy" isn't an excuse. Genuinely shit take. I'm a generally anxious person, and fidget and act uncomfortable in most situations. No amount of horny is going to get me over that anxiety.

>>15715 Want me to remove or amend it?

>>15658 cookie close up plz?

>>15687 You are a retard. How about just have an online conversation with someone for extended time and then decide if they are meet worthy. Couple years of daily/weekly non sex related personal messaging will easily terminate any wankers interest...

>>15736 Some of us are more paranoid than others. Some states are super anti zoos, and conduct sting operations.

>>15749 >Some states are super anti zoos, and conduct sting operations no they dont

>>15736 what's they point of doing that for so long? y'all both know it's ultimately for one reason, right? to fuck animals? wouldn't it be easier just to get your own? dogs, goats, whatever?

Where do you meet other zoos online?

>>15762 zooville probably

>>15751 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/20/arizona-sheriff-joe-arpaio-bestiality-video-craigslist-trump >>15762 I've literally found another zoo on a Facebook German shepherd group once. He was so paranoid he left my group when I said I found him on Facebook.

>>15778 >responding to a craigslist sex ad dude must have been a total retard lol craigslist stopped personals in 2018 though so can't do they can't do those "sting" operations anymore

>>15801 >can't do those "sting" operations anymore There are plenty of ways to do them, telegram, discord, zooville, grindr

Does your area have a good zoo community? Mine seems like a wasteland (New England)

Hit the damn jackpot, I'm in a poly relationship with 2 zoos! I came out to one of them ~a month ago, and their response was "lol me and F are too" really threw me for a loop for a second, but I love then both so much. If either of them are reading this, shoutout to you guys, love ya both. More likely to be H than F tho.

>>23224 Mixing poly and zoo? Well enjoy it while it lasts and hope your jackpot doesn’t end up in life ruination. I can’t tell if your abbreviations are just something I should know and just can’t put together or how you’re anonymizing the other 2.

>>23228 First letters of their names lol

>>23224 Most of these don’t work out long term, I have seen it first hand. It all starts with one person getting jealous of someone else or a dog. Normally zoo relationships I see that are the most effective are just one person and an animal or a gay couple who has a third animal or multiple animals but they arent really treated like the humans. Based on real experience.

I might be going to a swingers party this weekend. How open are they to zoo shit?

Only once have I ever met another Zoo, and it was my first experience with anything sexual with an animal. Browsing Grindr when I was 19, guy had a zoo pride paw on his pfp so I got talking. 4 days of just talking to each other on snap and sharing pics, then he invited me over to his place. Wanted to double on his retriever (male) but I was so awkward and nervous that I couldn't get erect lmao Ended up just watching while sat on his bed as he went at him, got a little put off at the smell and sounds since it was a little "dirty" but loved how vocal he was. Came SUPER hard when I got home and talked for another week or so, but never saw him again.

what I get from this is that everyone here is gay

>>23285 Publicly they hate it. Privately, I wouldn't be surprised if a maybe half of the degenerate cucks were wanting to see their hotwife dominated by a dog. I know two who were like that. >>23285 If you're a man and don't have a trained pup then they won't tell you shit because you have nothing to offer them.

>>23298 This, i've even noticed it on zooville. The M/M threads have double the engagement compared to M/F threads. What causes zoos to become fags?

>>23325 Same reason propaganda works. If that’s all there seems to be and what they’re inundated with, if they’re not disgusted by it, they become that. The powers that be have cracked down on it so hard that it’s basically all underground now. And in the underground the extremists thrive and spread. Men are more risk takers and women follow the socially acceptable consensus. So there’s less and less stuff with chicks and mostly shit with guys. Porn alters your sexuality, at least subtly. There’s a large market for deviant fantasy stuff among women - monster literotica, fantasy/monster sex toys, furries, etc. The market is there and definitely larger than faggotry or sadism, it’s just sealed by the powers that be and so untapped until that crackdown wanes.

>>23325 >>23340 Doesn’t help ofc that knots work on the prostate same as for chicks

>>23224 Update: We broke up lmao

>>24362 no surprise. when you're getting sex from a sexually superior animal, why bother with a whiny and troublesome human? If it weren't for pussy, normie guys wouldn't even bother talking to women. If trees suddenly had good pussy, the population would plummet in one generation. Seems a shame that normie guys are too dumb to know their dog has a way better pussy than their wife.

>>24362 most average poly relationship

>>15689 This. I got my girl turned on like nobodies business after i showed her a video of a guy plowing mare pussy. We were looking at BD toys like the tentacle and horse dildo. We fucked till 4am during which i told her i like to watch horses getting fucked and if she wanted to see a girl playing with a horse cock. She was interested. Taking it slow though but i will remind her how much it turned her on on occasion. Does anyone know any videos of couples having fun with a horse? Want to have something to watch with her that isnt a solo adventure.

>>24531 Here's a guy doing his wife then a pony. By a guy who goes by TDK if you want to find more, dunno if his wife is in any of his other vids though.