>>9673 Having romantic sex with a bitch

>>9673 To go skinny dipping and meet some horny dolphins

I really want to swallow horse farts. Cows and dogs work as well, but I just want to take all their gas in my mouth

>>9673 To fuck a doe and make her cum

Living with two big male dogs, preferably brothers, and having gay threesomes with them. No ass would be left unfucked. Would be great to be anally double knotted by both of them

So I have a pretty weird fantasy, I've been with cattle since I was 10... I've been around lots of bulls and I think I developed a sheath fetish, I just got no other explanation (or I'm a faggot) I've looked at the Brahman bulls of my uncle, I looked at their huge balls sway as they walk, but what I can't look away from is their huge pendulous sheaths. I don't know why but I've never seen anyone fuck a bull sheath I've only seen one video of a guy fucking a horse's sheath and that's it. The rest is just dogs and guys just forcing their cocks inside Honestly, it's a weird fantasy... But man doesn't it look nice and warm

>>16134 https://en.luxuretv.com/videos/a-cowboy-fucks-his-cow-in-the-sun-16996.html

>>16119 Being shared with 2 brothers sounds so hot. Truly earned the title of faggot

>>16119 keeping multiple dogs from the same litter causes behavioral problems

>>16151 thanks >>16170 it doesn't hurt to have fantasies

>>16170 I would have to strongly disagree with you there. Not only did I keep a brother and sister from the same litter, having no issues, but a buddy and his dad(living together) took two brothers from another litter and came out with the most well-behaved pair of dogs I think I've ever seen.

I want to fuck the urethra of a hard stallion cock

I'd like to fuck a big cat in the wild, like a mountain lion or a puma etc. I'd either die in the process or my dick would be too large. I've largely given up.

Compared to some yall mine is probly easier to happen. Somehow I end up covered in dog in heat pee and naked and in a breeders kennel with 20 or more big breed dogs going into a frenzy to fuck me. I just get on my knees and let them go to town all night.

Oddly enough, my fantasy is a being able to hear your dog speak, that way they could moan out your name, let alone be able to tell you what they want. Idk if you guys remember the old TV show called Martha speaks? That TV show, as a teen really made me think, if dogs were able to talk, i am 100% sure that having sex with dogs would be legal, sure still immoral but since they can verbally consent it would and could lead to some very good times. But the BIGGEST fantasy of them all, is to be completely dominated by bitches. Being a continuous breeding too for them, fucking cookies over and over again with no stopping, giving them what they demand? Just thinking about it is getting me wet... but yes, biggest fantasy, is being a breeding tool for bitches, fucking all different kinds of cookies while giving them a good filling.

Cock enema with a stallion

>>16315 So… are you fucking the bitches with a strap on? Or since it’s a fantasy you also have a dick?

>>16263 Less realistic than you think. They would break into a pretty ugly fight trying to get first dibbs.

>>9673 I want to raise a male dog that accepts other males eagerly as if he were a bitch in heat, teach him to love cock, neuter him, reintroduce him to his father and make him his bitch. Juice Senior up w/ supplements and make him absolutely insatiable. I want to come home from a long day at work and see Junior's sterile fluids dribbled all on the floor - Senior knotted in him trying to knock up his softie little son with some siblings. They fucked all day. I'll unzip and dip my cock in Daddy, show them both who the alpha is. I won't cum in him, I'll just fuck him until the knot pops out from Junior then I'll shoot my load in his gaping hole to mix w/ Dad's. Me and dad sit on the couch, Junior lays at our feet confused, hormonal, dreaming of motherhood. He doesn't know his body can't do it so he tries over and over, having mind-bending orgasms every time he's dicked. I treat them good, give them love and fun, they tame my libido, and keep me level-headed. That's the dream.

>>16644 We need more sickos out there like you. I just want to get male animals to fuck each other, willingly. Repeatedly. But as non-abusively as possible It's incredibly disappointing how so few have tried to or are even able to do this or talk about this. If we got into the fantasy aspect of it, I'd want to set up a completely by the books breeding farm/stud service. Except all the bottoms are male. No humans involved except for breeding assistance and filming.

>>16644 funny enough mine is something similar but instead of dogs it would be either a donkey or a bull and i would put him inside a herd of stallions and make him think about nothing else but cock

>>9674 >>9676 >>9678 >>9766 >>9807 >>9822 >>9989 >>10026 >>10315 >>10318 >>11955 >>11966 >>16051 >>16060 >>16119 >>16134 >>16230 >>16263 >>16599 >>16644 >>16645 >>16646 I swear this board is 99.9999% faggots. Can i see your throbbing cocks or ass. The board owner's completely cool with it, check the meta thread

>>16656 And put a time stamp too, makes it way hotter

>>9673 It's gotta be loving consensual intercourse with a bottlenose. I mean, that's about as close to the holy grail you can get.

>>16661 Post your cock please

I wanna be someone's pet alongside their non-humans, bred with them, given walkies, etc.

>>16670 Hopefully you find a good master. My wife and daughter really like pet play. Just whenever the mood strikes them they get into character so to speak and I treat them like a pet. Daughter just does cat and dog stuff (we’ll see if she grows out of playing like this or not), wife does some monkey stuff too like hooting (rarely) and grooming. When that one puppy girl went viral and everyone was making fun of her is when wife tried it ‘she’s so weird we should give that a try’. My wife is an interesting freak like that and I love her for it. She really took to it and other than hypnosis is her favorite way to unwind now (and hypno is a whole setup where pet mode she just has to get into character so to speak so more often they do that). It’s how we got into dogs actually, walking her through our woods (we’re obviously not going to go walkies in the park!). She confided that she loved how he got a hold of her, how strong his grip was into her hips. He took his first opportunity he got that second time we tried true animal (naked) pet play. She’s been hooked to that knot drug from that first hit lol Was a bit annoying those first 2-3 weeks of him thinking he’s top dog over me because he made her his bitch too. Maybe if he was larger and not just a stray heeler/collie mutt.

>>16708 Cuck, kys

>>16708 larps used to be believable

>>16708 Yeah, I never had much luck. There's no dating sites for the kind of thing I want out of life, and most the people who would do this for me are skeevy "buh why u no limits" types.

>>16767 If you have the monetary means you could probably hire a prostitute. You could probably get any partner you get on board with it actually. As like as you don’t dump it on them. Like if you can ease them into it with smaller bits like randomly growling or barking at times it would come off as playful or endearing, or you sneaking up and surprising them from approaching on all fours (maybe even bite and grab their pant leg). Things like that, just seeming like odd but playful quirks of you. Trying to over time build up to that, they should go along with it if introduced like that. Tho also possible only get some of your pet life perks but not the full thing like going on walks. That’s kind of what happened with my daughter. If she would have asked me to do that like I do with my wife I definitely would have shot that down. But started with them playing and rough housing a bit like that, just seemed like playing. Then she wanted some cute ears. Then she wanted to try walking too (I didn’t think she would after so I humored her). Now they both go in and out of it whenever they please (or to get out of chores but I allow it). Daughter just likes to play or dress up like that mostly is why I think she’ll grow out of it, she doesn’t ask to get on the leash for walking much.

>>16769 My dude, I am not looking to hire a prostitute, first off. The fuck. Ideally the only crime I'd commit would be bestiality, in practice - and this ain't Nevada. As to the rest, I don't think I need the kind of person that needs "eased in" to it. I need the kind of person who shares a complementary desire out of their life without trying to turn me into a statistic - at least, without trying to turn me into a statistic in a way I'm not okay with.

>>16656 I want to fuck the cockussy though

I always wanted to get a large and intact male dog. Something popular and sexy, like a german shepherd or rottweiler. Something that's strong and known for having cocks on the larger side, but not too strong or big dicked for a beginner to handle. I'd be active with him enough to where he's good at mounting and knotting my ass without hesitation, and then make an account on zooville showing him off and I'd look for people who want to experience getting knotted for the first time. Or maybe strike up conversations on places like here or 4chan in the hopes of meeting someone nearby. I'd look for men exclusively. Ideally someone skinny or chubby and fairly good looking. No older guys or ugly people. Trans girls are fine too. Young too. Early twenties or even late teens. Someone young and desperate. Someone who's young adult life barely started. We'd meet up, befriend each other, and once we figure out we're both legit I'd eventually give them what they've desired and allow them to indulge in something they thought they'd never get a chance to do. Sounds kind hearted and harmless, right? Well after a few more visits, once we get to know and trust each other more, and once my dog gets more attached, and they get better at being mounted, I'll proposition something to them. I'll ask for something in return now. To allow me to film them getting mounted. No face coverings, everything in view. I'll reassure them that it's a private video never to be shared. I just want it to add to my collection, and maybe give them a copy of they want. And if they object, I'll use my dog as leverage. They'll want the knot again so bad they'll never say no. Then I'll post the video online, sharing it to as many places as possible, and ghost them.

>>17504 What kind of weak ass faggot are you, that even in this bait you ask for consent before filming?

>>17506 Bait? Nigga wut? And sure, hidden cams on the first date are more devious. But you can't get as good a video as you could holding a camera. I want different shots and closeups.