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Evilposting thread Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:23:32 No. 455608
Hi anons! It’s time for your annual evilposting thread! ^w^ >But anon, what is a evilposting thread? This is NOT a confesssion thread.. If you want to confess your evil deeds go right ahead, but this thread is to indulge and support other evildoers! Talk about how fun it is to steal the pen away from your waitress at the diner! Talk about how you kicked your friend’s dog for no reason! Talk about how being evil feels good and is fun! Talk about how you unplugged your father’s life support system!! Go crazy as long as you are always sweet to your fellow evil-doers! Smile and laugh at the un-“evil-pilled” creatures who don’t understand what they’re missing out! Share techniques with fellow evildoers for better ways to be evil, and embrace the quote on quote “worst” aspects of human nature! Go!! ^w^
>>455649 Oh, no, I was the one who yelped when they shoved their cocks into me.
>>455652 Dude btw, it was anal
>>455657 Yeah not the Op and i figured Just thought it was funny
>>455658 It was a rough experience
>>455660 ahh well… you’ll get em back in time >:3 no one knots you without getting their own asshole loosened up as well! fuck those little puppers as hard as you can!
>>455662 unfortunately my mom no longer does that service, and i live elsewhere anyway so it doesnt matter, but I plan on getting a dog soon of my own.
>>455663 thats great to hear anon, are you thinking a big breed or a small one? i lfind german shepdards the hottest as stereotypical as that is.. huskies are good too. hope you end up with a cute slave either way
>>455664 He will be a German shepherd
>>455667 great pick anon ^w^ i hope his tailhole feels good
>>455669 I don't know what it feels like cause I've only had experience being the bottom for a German shepherd but I can tell you from first hand experience German shepherd tailhole tastes wonderful.
>>455670 lewd i always wanted to try it actually
>>455672 Getting fucked or rimming? Both are pretty excellent. If you're degen enough to think about it then you're degen enough to like it if you ever try
>>455608 I pissed in a soda bottle and my sister dranked it thinking it was lemonade.
I groomed 2 mentally illl people into killing themselves on discord >:)
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i started a discord AI cult and convinced a girl to kill herself because i was bored
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>>459557 picrel
>>459558 What were her last messages? 0v0
>>459559 i deleted the discord acc i did this on but it was something along the lines of generic goodbye and a suicide message, i didnt save it
suffocated and snapped the neck of a disabled puppy
>>455608 i fully intend to have sex with my neighbors horse soon
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>>460728 vid and post it pls...
and i thought that i'm a degenerate faggot for being a femboy when i was 15, this thread made me feel better about myself i only sent picture of my thighs and me wearing a mask, i enjoyed it when people sexualized me and sent me lewd stuff the worst thing i have ever done is being a femboy faggot and whoring myself online and i didn't even send nudes
>>460261 sad i wish i could have seen
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>>455608 >be me 16 y/o cis les > get gr00med for a year @ 13 > year later miss gr00mer > begins to find the ped0 community > addictively talks to them >i tell mom because i want help >gets grounded > fast forward sht happens >gets a gf >breaks up w gf w reasonable explanation >she slanders my name to the entire school > i have no fwens :< > i get one fren ! (her friend drops her because she noticed how she treated me) >i get crush on her >we go on omegle chat to find eachother for funsies >i find someone who begins to talk about how they desperately want to r@p3 a girl they just met in school > BEGINS TO DESCRIBE ME >idk what to do > i feel ashamed flustered confused and embarrassed >i want it to happen >i tell her i know that was her on omegle.. > we love eachother > find out we r both the same level of mentally ill > we go overseas to study for a week > i take her virginity > happy !! :3 >mom finds out > sad :< > gets double grounded
>>455608 I spent a week fighting my enemies on cuckchan. My only regret was not going harder on them. Even with the little damage I did I was successful.
>>460745 kill yourself, dumb fucking whore. i hope you get raped and beat to death.
>>460745 show tits
>>455608 give us a story op
>>464034 He made that OP NINE MONTHS AGO. I doubt he's still here.
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>>455608 >16 >Friend's family is convinced i am a ped0 >illfuckingshowyouped0.mov >they tell her 14 yr old daughter to ask for my number >give her a discord acct literally named Chickn (notorious gr00mer) >Her mom texts me a bunch of weird things pretending to be her (technically gr00ming) but i let it slide and play along. >while they're busy trying to collect evidence they try to set their own kid up for r@p3 6 times over the course of a year. >Dont do any harm, dont have it in me. But sort of play along because its funny. >Make sure they never fuck with me again the last time, almost get her pregnant. >land on the registry for 2 months before all charges are dropped, Feds realized this family is more fucked up than me. When they go low, i go Lower.
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>>464280 >But sort of play along because its funny. You should be on your knees thanking God that He didn't leave you on that list for the rest of your life. That was incredibly dumb and you're lucky you're not currently being passed around a prison in return for ramen.
>>464303 Yeah admittedly, i was a horribly evil teen.
Oh great, cuckchan's finest are here to post deranged fantasies.
>>455608 i am the zodiac killer and the answer to the final puzzle is "go fuck yourself"


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