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Evilposting thread Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:23:32 No. 455608

Hi anons! It’s time for your annual evilposting thread! ^w^ >But anon, what is a evilposting thread? This is NOT a confesssion thread.. If you want to confess your evil deeds go right ahead, but this thread is to indulge and support other evildoers! Talk about how fun it is to steal the pen away from your waitress at the diner! Talk about how you kicked your friend’s dog for no reason! Talk about how being evil feels good and is fun! Talk about how you unplugged your father’s life support system!! Go crazy as long as you are always sweet to your fellow evil-doers! Smile and laugh at the un-“evil-pilled” creatures who don’t understand what they’re missing out! Share techniques with fellow evildoers for better ways to be evil, and embrace the quote on quote “worst” aspects of human nature! Go!! ^w^

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:37:36 No. 455609

>>455608 I killed a bunch of mice trying to to bring necrotic meat back to life, but found it was a waste of time

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:43:38 No. 455610

>>455609 That’s awesome anon ^w^ how did it feel to crush those little rodents

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:48:42 No. 455611

>>455610 I ethered them

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:34:42 No. 455612

>>455611 tomato tomahto ^w^ do it again regardless.. has to work eventually right ;3

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:55:02 No. 455613

>>455612 well, I figured that I would have to have something that mutates the dead cells so it could kick start the systems again, but don't have the means to gene edit bacteria I guess my plans to lobotomize coal burners and use them to breed test subjects in mine craft also counts as evil but those are just plans

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 16:10:55 No. 455617

fucking konata in the ass when she is asleep is pretty evil

Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:54:43 No. 455621

>>455617 wouldnt it better if she was alive and screaming NO ANON >w< or even DEAD nyaaaa…

Anonymous 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:47:20 No. 455642

>>455608 My mother used to do pet sitting at our house and I sexually abused a couple of her client's dogs. Having sex with dogs is one of the worst things i've done and I plan to do it again. I fucking love it.

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:37:24 No. 455649

>>455642 AWESOME.. did they yelp whwn you shoved their cock up them? anal or vaginal?

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:58:20 No. 455651

>>455649 Oh, no, I was the one who yelped when they shoved their cocks into me.

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:02:21 No. 455652

>>455651 Lol

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:22:38 No. 455657

>>455652 Dude btw, it was anal

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:37:13 No. 455658

>>455657 Yeah not the Op and i figured Just thought it was funny

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:50:34 No. 455660

>>455658 It was a rough experience

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:00:11 No. 455662

>>455660 ahh well… you’ll get em back in time >:3 no one knots you without getting their own asshole loosened up as well! fuck those little puppers as hard as you can!

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:03:11 No. 455663

>>455662 unfortunately my mom no longer does that service, and i live elsewhere anyway so it doesnt matter, but I plan on getting a dog soon of my own.

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:23:05 No. 455664

>>455663 thats great to hear anon, are you thinking a big breed or a small one? i lfind german shepdards the hottest as stereotypical as that is.. huskies are good too. hope you end up with a cute slave either way

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 14:49:25 No. 455667

>>455664 He will be a German shepherd

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:57:15 No. 455669

>>455667 great pick anon ^w^ i hope his tailhole feels good

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:11:09 No. 455670

>>455669 I don't know what it feels like cause I've only had experience being the bottom for a German shepherd but I can tell you from first hand experience German shepherd tailhole tastes wonderful.

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:29:54 No. 455672

>>455670 lewd i always wanted to try it actually

Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:41:59 No. 455673

>>455672 Getting fucked or rimming? Both are pretty excellent. If you're degen enough to think about it then you're degen enough to like it if you ever try

Anonymous 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:18:30 No. 459179

>>455608 I pissed in a soda bottle and my sister dranked it thinking it was lemonade.

Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:18:11 No. 459526

I groomed 2 mentally illl people into killing themselves on discord >:)

Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 16:10:11 No. 459557

i started a discord AI cult and convinced a girl to kill herself because i was bored

Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 16:17:23 No. 459558

>>459557 picrel

Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 16:25:04 No. 459559

>>459558 What were her last messages? 0v0

Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 16:31:21 No. 459560

>>459559 i deleted the discord acc i did this on but it was something along the lines of generic goodbye and a suicide message, i didnt save it

Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 04:15:38 No. 460261

suffocated and snapped the neck of a disabled puppy

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 21:30:35 No. 460728

>>455608 i fully intend to have sex with my neighbors horse soon

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 22:57:57 No. 460729

>>460728 vid and post it pls...

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 23:01:10 No. 460730

and i thought that i'm a degenerate faggot for being a femboy when i was 15, this thread made me feel better about myself i only sent picture of my thighs and me wearing a mask, i enjoyed it when people sexualized me and sent me lewd stuff the worst thing i have ever done is being a femboy faggot and whoring myself online and i didn't even send nudes

Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 04:24:39 No. 460734

>>460261 sad i wish i could have seen

idk if this counts Anonymous Puppy 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:58:56 No. 460745

>>455608 >be me 16 y/o cis les > get gr00med for a year @ 13 > year later miss gr00mer > begins to find the ped0 community > addictively talks to them >i tell mom because i want help >gets grounded > fast forward sht happens >gets a gf >breaks up w gf w reasonable explanation >she slanders my name to the entire school > i have no fwens :< > i get one fren ! (her friend drops her because she noticed how she treated me) >i get crush on her >we go on omegle chat to find eachother for funsies >i find someone who begins to talk about how they desperately want to r@p3 a girl they just met in school > BEGINS TO DESCRIBE ME >idk what to do > i feel ashamed flustered confused and embarrassed >i want it to happen >i tell her i know that was her on omegle.. > we love eachother > find out we r both the same level of mentally ill > we go overseas to study for a week > i take her virginity > happy !! :3 >mom finds out > sad :< > gets double grounded

Anonymous 10/17/2024 (Thu) 19:12:49 No. 463996

>>455608 I spent a week fighting my enemies on cuckchan. My only regret was not going harder on them. Even with the little damage I did I was successful.

Anonymous 10/18/2024 (Fri) 13:38:42 No. 464022

>>460745 kill yourself, dumb fucking whore. i hope you get raped and beat to death.

Anonymous 10/18/2024 (Fri) 16:05:08 No. 464032

>>460745 show tits

Anonymous 10/18/2024 (Fri) 16:06:34 No. 464034

>>455608 give us a story op

Anonymous 10/18/2024 (Fri) 16:09:49 No. 464035

>>464034 He made that OP NINE MONTHS AGO. I doubt he's still here.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 14:26:36 No. 464280

>>455608 >16 >Friend's family is convinced i am a ped0 >illfuckingshowyouped0.mov >they tell her 14 yr old daughter to ask for my number >give her a discord acct literally named Chickn (notorious gr00mer) >Her mom texts me a bunch of weird things pretending to be her (technically gr00ming) but i let it slide and play along. >while they're busy trying to collect evidence they try to set their own kid up for r@p3 6 times over the course of a year. >Dont do any harm, dont have it in me. But sort of play along because its funny. >Make sure they never fuck with me again the last time, almost get her pregnant. >land on the registry for 2 months before all charges are dropped, Feds realized this family is more fucked up than me. When they go low, i go Lower.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 18:55:08 No. 464301

>>460745 >cis

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 18:59:34 No. 464303

>>464280 >But sort of play along because its funny. You should be on your knees thanking God that He didn't leave you on that list for the rest of your life. That was incredibly dumb and you're lucky you're not currently being passed around a prison in return for ramen.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:58:09 No. 464321

>>464303 Yeah admittedly, i was a horribly evil teen.

Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:26:23 No. 464322

Oh great, cuckchan's finest are here to post deranged fantasies.

Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 14:26:40 No. 464347

>>455608 i am the zodiac killer and the answer to the final puzzle is "go fuck yourself"

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