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Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 16:24:51 No. 460241
What should I do before killing myself? To generate max lulz or butthurt. I have nothing to lose.
Become an alt righter and get a huge following then publicly announce that you're a ped
Rape 1000 men
>>460241 Get as much credit as you can. Credit cards are one type but not the only one. Blow it all on goods and services to either gift to those you like or hurt those you don't. Some things you could buy include petty pranks. Buy boxes of bugs and/or other pests and unleash them discretely on the property of those you dislike. Do you realize how powerful a laser you can buy online (or buy the parts and assemble it)? It's expensive and you might end up on a list, but those factors won't matter to you. Lots you can do with a laser. Like fun light shows, unless you buy one of those invisible ones that's only good for starting fires from a long distance. Just make sure you don't start any fires, especially through windows of people you dislike. Anyway if you really run out of gifts and pranks, just party to death like Leaving Las Vegas.
>>460241 There was a post somewhere some time ago from a guy that wanted to cause maximum inconvenience. It involved threatening suicide on a specific bridge in London I think.
Write BIDEN 2024 on your car in paint marker & slam into a Drumpfkin's house at top speed. See the notsees seethe as they whine & then do jack shit in response.
>>461001 > into a Drumpfkin's house
>>460246 the foundation of all human organization - nay, the organizarion of all species that live upon thia earth - ia violence, the everpresent threat of force is the glue that holds the social fabric of every variety of living thing together. verily, it underlies every intraspecies interaction and it even serves a major role in the relationships that occur across species as well, for the largest reason why humans lack creatures that will prey upon us anymore is because of how well we are known to retaliate against any being that harms one of our kind. not only is it true the violence and intimidation work for the purposes of social organization and conflict resolution, but it is the only thing that is known to work in these causes, there is no replacement, all that has been claimed to serve as a substitute has been shown to be merely a layer above the supremacy of force which exists at the atomic level of all interactions. everything that approaches perfection or an ideal is darwinian, operating on the basis of eliminatory competition, there is nothing that will simply give us the apex of anything, but the principles of selective pressures upon successive iterations with some limited variability between descended instances cutting the lineage of failures whilst keeping around those which pass the bar set for future viability. basically, let there be freedom, but also a metric for failure, and permit those who fail to meet the baeline standards to cull themselves and die off whilst allowing those who do meet the minimum requirements to advance to the future and produce the next generation that is like them in most ways, but with small differences that could be seen to demonstrate themselves as either improvements to or downgrades from the previous model of their line. the scientific method is darwinian, the selective criteria is empirical predictive power. Evolution uses the number of copies within other organisms as the basis for advancement when selecting which genes or gene combinations get eliminated from the pool. culture selects the ideas and opinions that are best at propagating themselves into the heads of the greatest number of people that would share - or at the very least express - them. a shame that in the culture of today, one that is curated for us by the kikes, we have the toxic meme that pursuing a gain at the expense of another partys loss is somehow something to feel guilty about or ashamed of, rather than being the definition of victory and success. the "dark" personality traits, when coupled with high intelligence and proper strategic planning, are actually the traits of the gigachad ubermenschen. one should not feel afraid or self conscious about trying to win, the world is a game with net zero sum, your every acheivement comes at the cost of someone or something else suffering or dying. this is the way of the world, the jews have lied to you in every work of fiction that they have produced, make no mistake, winning is not losing, and nothing to feel ashamed of. embrace it. we live in a digused kratocracy, civilized society is an illusion, the only truth about power is that it is nothing more than the relative superiority in the amount of capacity for violence that you have at your command.
Redline all the peaceful neighborhoods & kick out the darkies -Scott Adams "STAY OUT OF BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS SHOOT YOUR KIDS BEFORE THEY GROW UP TO CRIMINALS, RAPPERS,DRUG DEALERS OR GANGBANGERS" I agree %10000000000000000 Brown shitskin illegal trash from Mexico especially
>>462687 >are actually the traits of the gigachad ubermenschen Nah, psychopathy prevents group orientation, and is used by nature to collapse a society when it is dysgenic for too long You don't need to be a psychopath to be willing to fulfill your biological or group needs
uh shooting i guess? you can try to do the car bomb thing but you need to be physically strong otherwise it wont work manifestos get boring and just depressing. you can try to put questionable anime character on your gun, like taimanin series rinko akiyama so that the franchise is more popular.
A shooting only takes out a few people, if any. I'd say go for property damage and taking a city's internet offline. Most fiber optic lines don't have redundancy measures in place so taking out a few key lines can cost a city millions of dollars as all of that shit goes offline and most business grinds to a halt, especially big business. Finding the damaged spot on a long line takes time and patching ain't easy either. Good luck finding an up do date mapping of said cable. Nobody's really done a big attack like this either, so if you do it well enough it may get you a place in the history books. I also agree with the suggestion of having articles on you related to NTR garbage like Taimanin for some comedy that'd get you remembered more. Assuming you're so dead set on offing yourself anyway. Use bomb threats as a distraction for the cable snipping as well, if you need to. Combine this with the list of mischief from earlier in the thread and I'm sure you'll be some kind of minor footnote in history and you won't even have to kill for it Of course this is all just hypothetical stuff and I have to remind you that damaging fiber lines like this is highly illegal and I am not responsible for any crimes you commit.
>>468266 >>468266 > Finding the damaged spot on a long line takes time and patching ain't easy either. Good luck finding an up do date mapping of said cable. Nobody's really done a big attack like this either, so if you do it well enough it may get you a place in the history books. you need to be able to find the internet fiber lines first... and investigate whether they are protected, if they are under the highway... like how the hell would you get to them? Dig for year with a shovel?!
>>468279 Either way, I recommend something extremely more flashy than breaking a frickin' cable. They'll force you to pay it with your house anyway. https://bbmaps.itu.int/bbmaps/ all sem to be by roads, I don't think you can do anything.
For me I wanted death a few years ago in 9th grade. Fuck bad parents and teachers. Fast forward to today: I wish/hope to see my last job get robbed and the robber kills the fat ass faggot of a coworker that works there that abuses the other coworkers and is protected by the higher ups. The higher ups knows HE IS A PROBLEM and they don't care and let that faggot continue. Nothing is perfect and if the OP is still reading these posts: I feel ya, and my family won't really care about me unless I do something drastic then I'm back to square one a week later. Which is why I love working alone and ever let anyone get in my business.
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>>468342 The star reminds me of theync.com Another good place to get your daily suicide video feed from.
>>462687 i'm not reading all that shit
>>468342 That's the gayest self-help bro crap I've ever read.
just livestream it bro
>>468418 Not as gay as asking for help in the first place though.
>>468421 This is why I'm never going back to reddit. Fuck You Spez.
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>>468858 Isn't Spez that ginger with them cannibal teeth? >>468861 Hah! Checkmate atheist!


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