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I have given a go at perfecting Europe Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:15:53 No. 460447
I was looking at my large map of Europe, which is in my room, and shaking my head at all the border mistakes and inaccuracies. So I set to work creating a much more perfect Europe. I'm still in the research phase but I believe I am close to perfection. A few of the changes I have made. >Divided Iceland into East and West states to reflect the will of the Icelandic people. >Partitioned Sweden between Norway and Denmark for the same reason. >Given Ukraine southern Russia because Russia is too weak to control this amount of land anyway. >Expanded Bulgaria to include all areas ethnic Bulgarians have a claim to. >Returned Samnia and giving this nation natural borders. What do you think? Have I missed anything or have I finally fixed Europe?
the only way to fix any people is it let nature take the ones that get sick
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>>460448 True but that could take decades. We can solve European problems right now. >Upon further thought, I took too much from Russia. Russia's natural borders are best this way. Finland is part of Russia's natural sphere, even if she is too weak to effectively rule over the northern Caucasus. >Ukraine has been restored to pre-war borders and Tartaria created in southern Russia to fill the power vacuum that Russia is too weak to fill. Tartaria is given Asian colonies to ensure that she has lebensraum should her population grow too large for the north Caucasus. >Estonia has been compensated for lost land to Russia with colonies in Scandinavia. Denmark and Norway have been given lebensraum elsewhere so they can move their populations. >Germany has been compensated for lost land with land in Poland. Poland is compensated with land in Romania. >Romania is compensated with land in Bulgaria. >Volce, the true inheritors of Gaul, have been further expanded to ensure they can dominate western Europe. >Galicia has been expanded so that it has the resources to prosper. >Iberia has lost land, true, but this is reflective of the ethnic composition of the peninsula and I have ensured that they control all of West Africa as compensation for the loss of land in the Spanish Peninsula. This should maintain their rightful pride. >Adyghan has been restored to independence.
>>460449 I have a hard time seeing how lines on a map mean anything, other then the genes that correlate with the natural ecology found within those lines I like how there is no Sweden tho, the faster groups like that aren't acknowledged, the better
>Partition of Iceland >Estonia absorbs Finland >Ireland and the UK forming into a new nation that takes the name of a Pokemon >Ukraine transforming back into Kyivian 'Rus >Sweden straight wiped off the map This map is hysterical OP, A+
Very minor alternation
>>460453 I don't hate Russians. But perhaps I have given too much of Estonian clay to Russia. I will fix this as amicably and fairly as possible.
There's a whole genre of games, both video and board, based upon this pastime.
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>>460453 Okay, I would say that I have solved all of Europe's problems. >Finland amicably divided between Russia and Estonia. >Iceland's borders redrawn to reflect historic claims >Lugia also given land in northern Gaul and in Jutland to allow their large population room to grow. >Galicia and Iberian borders adjusted to reflect Iberian historic claims. However, Galicia is combined with their co-ethnic Bretons into the Celtic Union of Atlantis, and given back their historic lands in western Gaul. >Adyghan and Ukraine given more land in Russia as compensation for historic atrocities against their peoples. >Iberia is also given Crete and West Egypt as Corsica held too many colonies given their size. >Several other minor changes.
>>460457 Lol this shits gayer than your faggot asshole, queermo
>>460459 I also annexed Moldova to Bulgaria as the country was not strong enough to survive in a cruel world. Weak nations are better served and protected if they are annexed to stronger empires. I perfected Europe. Once the EU enforces these borders, everything will be solved.
>>460460 What problem do you believe you are solving?
>>460461 A gay one obviously. Dudes some lefty fag whining about ukraine and shit. >>460460 Get a job hippy
>>460461 The main problems this will solve is the rise in cancer caused by sunscreen, the rise in cancer due to sunburns, and the decline of Christianity. Once we adopt these borders, all of these problems will be solved.
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Final map. Yes. I am sure that this will solve the imperfection of Europe.
>>460464 The fuck is France? Nigger fuck you


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