WARNING! This is a petty little rant! I am very patriotic to my shithole country of Britain but (not the gov tho) however i have some problems with it. 1: My parents only make British food. Healthy sure but u grenup on banana butty for breakfast, 5 lone sausages for lunch and liver and onion or minced beef hash (no herbs) for dinner. 2: Weather sucks ass. I live high up and north so summers are about 12c here and spring, autumn and winter hovers around 0-5c. 3: Place and people including me is just fackin depressing. Fuck all to do but wait to drink on the weekend. 4: No jobs, no hope for the future, no fun and everyone hates themselves. 5: place is fucking poor as shit. (Nerdy but if you remove London then the rest of the UK is poorer than the US state of Mississippi). I got a bus stand outside that was smashed in the 90s, acouncil just built a sign next to it where to wait. 6: Things are crazy expensive. California or Canada does not even look that expensive to me and they get paid more than i do. (It still looks shit and expensive yes) 7: Authoritarian ass government! I can get 15 years prison for simply looking or sharing something that the government does not like. You have to register with the council/local government to build something as small as a shed on your property and they deny it mostly. You also need to register your chickens and birds to stop bird flu (they put a fence around a field near me bc the wild pigeons had bird flu... Except birds fly. 8: I will never own a car... Just not worth the money or shit you have to do to get it. Since a child i have just wanted to leave. I have no future here and i don't want to spend the rest of my life living in the most boring, small and damp house you have ever seen while waiting for the weekend so i can drink to forget i live here. I have learnt Dutch and Finnish and a bit of Icelandic so i recently chose something more difficult which was Arabic. I suppose if SHTF even more i could go Tunisia or some shit (its actually a very nice place with nice people and land)