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Anonymous 12/07/2024 (Sat) 21:42:26 No. 465795
found this as one of the only good greentexts on 4chan left. >be me >6th grade loner >spend most of my time learning python/cmd and watching anime >school doesnt do shit about me and my two other friends getting bullied >my wanna be hacker ass has an idea >everyones school passwords are the same emails are just first name and last name plus school email tag >gets called to office over some shit i dont remember >see a cart full of chromebooks >notice everyones in there offices and i take one >bring it home and fuck around with it for a week >get pissed off and spend the whole entire weekend posting porn/gore/snuff and hentai >figure out that the schools websites unsecure and is just an open canvas for me >post a photo of a dude fucking a girl with a chainsaw as a dick >make that the schools logo image >over 200 student emails and 20 teacher emails >flood the google classroom with same shit >spam emails to every student possible >go back on monday >teachers and faculty shocked >goes on intercom and threatens legal action expulsion the whole deal >school launches mini investigation >takes them a whole 3 weeks to find out it was me >didnt know the chromebooks had some sort of tracking software on them >get called to the office >get screamed at by the principle and head of the school board >saying that i made the local news >me proud af of myself for my work >calls my step-dad hear him laughing >picks me up and the school hands him a at least 50 page thick stack of paper with everything i did >he is shocked beyond his mind >get grounded for a little over a year >get sent to an alternative school for a year and a half >fast forward im now 17 still at the same high school >i have an apprenticeship with a local computer shop >i design the schools website and help the IT team 24/7 >still have the same three friends >spend all day getting stoned and working on getting ready to got to college for cyber security. >refer to myself as stoner coder. >my parents are now wanting me/encouraging me to go to college.im fully happy now
In junior high, I was learning C and I made a fake DOS prompt that responded to `cd` and `dir` but anything else would just return `Bad command or file name.` This was back in Windows 95 days. Anyway, our computer lab was networked, but literally you could write to any C drive on any computer. So for shits and giggles, I copied my fake DOS prompt to every computer, and added it to every `autoexec.bat` so it would run at startup. Things were cool for a couple of days but over the next few, the started grouping us up on fewer computers because some of them were "having problems." I thought it was funny at first, like I remember nearly suffocating because I was laughing so hard wherever I thought about it. But one of those days, we came in to the computer lab and all of the computers were gone. The teacher said they had a virus somehow, and were getting them fixed. I started to get nervous then. Well dude, months went by and those computers never came back. Every time someone started talking on the PA, I feared it would be calling me to the principal's office. Or perhaps a letter home to my parents. Holy shit I got paranoid for a12 year old, wondering if people knew what I did but were waiting to fuck me over. Well, none of that happened. Apparently Gateway said the computers were unrecoverable (lol) and new ones weren't in the budget. We just played heads up 7 up for the rest of the year and we all got A's.


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