Oh well then I use the queens as yet unmentioned power, "nuke", and the queen nukes the whole board, killing everyone simultaneously, resulting in a draw.

>>467676 You are the winner. Congratulations. Good move.

>>467676 >>467677 Draw has been made. New game has started.

>>467678 Yeah I'm just gonna do what the last guy did obviously. Seems like a winning play tbh. I use queens nuke power.

>>467679 Draw has been made. New game has started.

Interesting game, the only winning move seems to be to not play. Would you care for a nice game of chess instead?

>>467682 finally a response that isnt queen nuke

>>467685 I mean its a joke. You never saw war games? Matthew Broderick? Classic man.

>>467687 who hasnt its a great movie

>>467689 I'm saying yo, hell yeah. Someone should stream it so we can watch movies together.

>>467690 yeah so whats your move

>>467691 Oh I don't play chess. I guess the right horsey does his hook thing. Thats intimidating as all hell, be afraid!

>>467692 nice, i always use that move

>>467692 >>467693 Move has been made. It is now Turn 2.

>>467694 Oh am I playing against myself? Uh, pass. I'm good, have a nice day.

>>467694 I make my King and Queen shag to produce more subjects to bolster my army. I roll a 1d100 to determine how many children are born, where 1 = triplets, 2-10 = twins, 11-80 = only child, and 80-100 = miscarriage. 1d100 = 41 I roll three 1d100 to determine what class the new subjects are, if there are any, where 1-10 = Bishop, 11-20 = Knight, 21-30 = Rook, and 31-100 = Pawn. If less than the maximum number of children are born, the farthest down rolls do not count. 1d100 = 93 1d100 = 12 1d100 = 49 New subjects are placed closest to the Queen as possible, with equidistant spaces being at the game master's discretion.

>>467696 Damn, just a single pawn.

>>467696 Oh shit theres girls in this game? I talk to the girls, is there a bar? My character gets drunk.

>>467698 I have like a plus four bonus to charisma on my mage, so I roll to seduce a girl 1d20 = 17

>>467699 Fuck yes, I make time with the lady! Suck it virgins and nerds, I am le chad now

>>467696 Move 2 has been made. It is now Turn 3.

>>467700 how do you roll a die? also what does that accomplish in the game, do you just want there to be a sidebar thats like "anon467700 is fucking npc_girl_no.7" or something

>>467734 /RollNOSPACEDELETETHIS{1d20} To roll a d20

>>467734 Yeah I guess, or we forget the chess and just play DnD. Either way my wizard is happy. Oh I mean Chadly mcthundercock the wizard of armbars.

>>467737 thanks

>>467738 >>467700 Move 3 has been made. It is now Turn 4.

>>467732 Wait, I thought I was black? Who said white gets two turns in a row? Not that I'm complaining about being white and having privilege.

>>467762 oh right

Correction has been made. It is currently Turn 4. It is currently black's move.

>>467762 Holy shit I have an opponent? Since when?

>>467765 since i got reminded that turns alternate

>>467768 Well allright. >>467762 Your going down faster than your dad did on our first date!

>>467764 I hold a seance for bogdanoff for investment advice on the future of phone pager startup companies >pump it I invest 25 argentinian pesos. The percentage of increase before end of market equates to the number of white chess pieces that must be dipped in mustard and consumed under black fluorescent lighting. >2.43% 2 white chess pieces closest to a castle are consumed

>>467773 FUCK, man. I guess I have mustard. Alright gimma a minute

>>467773 holy fuck okay then this is going to take a while

>>467775 Man at least you dont have to eat chess pieces.

Well that fucking sucked. Dammit anon. Cheap move. Anyway my turn now right? I call upon the spirit of Rasputin to defend me from eating more chess pieces cuz that was awful. SAVE ME MAD MONK

>>467777 I invoke communism get fucked

>>467778 DAMMIT! Then I call upon the soul of Ronald Reagan! He'll protect me.

>>467779 He actually sold his soul to satan, so. You gotta summon satan and then ask him for the gipper.

>>467780 HAX! I CALL HAX!

>>467773 Move 4 has been made. It is now Turn 5. It is currently white's move.

>>467777 Move 5 has been made. It is now Turn 6. It is currently black's move

guys im going to sleep bye see you tommorow

>>467786 K, have a good night anon

>>467785 A7 --> A5 please

>>467789 summon rinko akiyama from taimanin series and make her replace the white queen insdie the chessboard box https://misttraingirls.wiki.gg/wiki/Rinko_Akiyama_%28Demon-Slaying_Taimanin%29.

>>467785 also turn 7 for whites - d2d4

>>467787 thanks i am awake now

>>467789 Move 6 has been made It is now Turn 7 It is currently white's move. also i accidentally deleted the image so i recreated it.

>>467836 Move 7 has been made. It is now turn 8. It is currently black's move.

>>467851 >>467834 you forgot to make white queen a true sex queen.

I ain't protecting white woman queen, if it isn't rinko then I am forfeiting rn cause i aint protecting no white women and no white children. give me my queen.

i aint fighting for this white slut bitch. >p.s. realized the link is somehow broken.

>>467858 >rinko akiyama >[Demon-Slaying Taimanin] Rinko Akiyama >kill white queen execute her fucking brutally hang her to the public. I am divorcing her I am Henry the fucking Eigth fuck her https://misttraingirls.wiki.gg/wiki/Rinko_Akiyama_(Demon-Slaying_Taimanin)

>>467850 Declare a Pawnocaust All pawns are sent to the graveyard for whites next turn; following blacks turn, all pawns are returned to their original positions, queens are killed, and with the addition of one-half (1/2) a pawn for every pawn returned.

Team black embraced communism, I demand that his royal pieces be removed and replaced with pawns.

Also the bishop is religious, he gets pwned too

>>467888 I invite Joseph Stalin on my turn to veto the death of WHITE queen. White queen Taimanin is still alive and protected under electric wire walls now. With Iron curtain in process of being built around the square.

So anyways the wizard of armbars gets drunk 1d20 = 18 I actually have a negative two modifier to my constitution. So lets hope I dont drink myself to death

>>467892 BOOYAH BABY! The wizard gets pleasantly buzzed, but can still defend himself. Fuck yeah.

>>467891 >>467859 >>467858 pstcr >>467834 what i meant by this text was to change the sprite of queen to rinko akiyama's. i didn't actually mean "kill her" replace her with another queen that I divorced her with. the white bishop is anglican and approved the marriage with the new one, I promise it's ttruth.

>>467894 As the king of white. We don't know this anon, and don't appreciate him trying to play our pieces. Leave my queen alone. I need her to win.

>>467896 simp

>>467897 I don't give a shit that she has a vagina, I just need her OP move set. If it makes you happier she can be a man dressed as a woman.

>>467896 >YAAASSS QUEEN SLAY! Simp

>>467899 Take it up with the dudes who made the rules bro. Not my fault she has the best moves.

>>467899 rinko akiyama has the same moveset as the original queen.

she has also secrfet technique Ninja Art: "Void Art"

>>467898 I want them to look like this

>>467901 Thats fine then I guess, provided we don't lose a turn on this. >>467902 Err hold on.

>>467903 it is top secret. it can't be reveal to the enemy yet.

>>467905 Technically black already lost. By declaring communism his king was killed. White wins.

>>467858 Move 8 has been made. It is now turn 9. It is currently white's move.

>>467859 Move 9 has been made. It is now turn 10. It is currently black's move.

>>467888 Move 10 has been made. It is now turn 11. It is currently white's move.

>>467889 >>467890 Move 11 has been made. It is now turn 12. It is currently black's move.

>>467888 >>467968 Move 12 has been made. It is now turn 13. It is currently white's move.

>>467891 Move 13 has been made. It is now turn 14. It is currently black's move.

>>467892 can i see a picture of your wizard?

>>467972 Behold Futt Buckerson, the wizard of armbars RIP Trevor

>>467971 UH OH, ESG ROLLOUT! all white pieces must be replaced by a black piece. All male pieces must be replaced with female pieces. All pieces except the king/kerng piece is now a pawn.

>>467976 Rinko Akiyama Queen is protected by the iron curtain wall. As long as she is inside, only physical attacks work on her with all other type of attacks or spell cards being cancelled. Stalin dies and I elect Boris Yeltin to take the economy. Here are the disastrous effects while he is in charge: Upon summoning - "Oligarchs take over half of all chess pieces in random order and join the white team. Except for a king." Debuff modifiers: "Post-Soviet Economic Crisis" 2 pawns die each player's turn from the current aforementioned player (per end of a turn) No chess pieces can kill one another. Duration of the modifier: 4 subsecutive player turns. Science -300% Happiness -10000% Gold -380% Food -20% >>467976

>>467892 >>467893 Move 14 has been made. It is now turn 15. It is currently white's move.

>>467976 Move 15 has been made. It is now turn 16. It is currently black's move.

>>468006 Move 16 has been made. It is now turn 17. It is currently white's move.

>>468011 i have another move?... uh not that I complain, of course it's true. Rinko Akiyama uses ninja technique "Void Art" and cuts down knight at b1. p.s. description of the abiltiy: Her ninja ability allows her to manipulate space in the form of "leaps" in multiple different ways, such as teleport herself, others, objects or cutting space itself ignoring enemy armor. It can also distort the air, with creates vacuum slash attacks.

>>468021 Technically, Rinko Akiyma's ability allows her to attack inside a vacuum therefore the attack comes from air and not the chess piece, therefore allowing the chess piece to die by the slash she creates and not by the chess piece itself in ref >>468006

>>468021 I resent you stealing my side, and ruining my fun. I strongly resent you taking my game. I shall pray for you anon, and try not to hold a grudge, but you have done me wrong these past two days, and are unrepentant in this.

Ok so I have never played chess but I know the rules and I know that if you get a pawn to the opposite edge it transforms into a queen so I think I've figured out a surefire way to always win. Just rush all your pawns across the board. Even if you lose half it still means you'll get 4 queens + the starter queen. That's 5 queens that can move in every direction. No way the enemy king can survive against that.

>>468062 >Just rush all your pawns across the board. You'll get checkmated before you have enough turns to accomplish that.

>>468011 Pieces can't kill pieces,huh? >Adjusts glasses WHAT ABOUT THIS PIECE! <Pulls out fully-semi-automatic assault Gat with 3000 round magazine clip in .500 blackout I destroy every piece with this technology-9 gun weapon except the king.

>>468067 Just move all the other pieces around the king as meat shields. Once you have your queens they're worthless anyways.

>>468024 i am gonna be busy the next days have fun anons but i will come back to protect her if my heart trembles.

>>468062 t >>468062 >s you'll get 4 queens + the starter queen they will be eaten by knights.

>>468021 Move 17 has been made. It is now turn 18. It is currently black's move.

>>468062 not enough information for me to proccess that move, sorry

>>468127 I spin a Beyblade on the chess board.

STEP 5! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON.

King fucks Queen, makes Prince.

>>468071 You dont have time for that, chess isnt an RTS or a MOBA. You use your turns to make a "meat shield" around your king, the opponent will capture all your pawns. You focus on moving your pawns across the board and your opponent will checkmate you. Let me use a simpler analogy for you. Your strategy is equivalent to saying, "hey guys I figured out how to beat rock paper scissors, you just choose rock every time!"

>>468127 And the card I pulled... is EXODIA! I've been colelcting all 5 pieces of the puzzle while you were all away. EXODIA! OBLITERATE!

>>468532 Move 18 has been made. It is now turn 19. It is currently white's move. Sorry for the hiatus.

>>469002 its okay anon. Hey, black. Is this your stand's limit? It's been 11 seconds... I stopped time two seconds earlier, good grief you idiot... HERE'S THE THING. With black pawns standing like that killing you will take brief moment. Rinko Akiyama release Void Slash during Star Flatinum's Timestop! the slash destroys all of black pawns excluding the King. Just as you take breathe you get pulled right back in. But you won't get mercy from me, time is about to start....

On the other side, nobodies waiting for me, on the other side.