I don't really see the point in the whore house thread when the halfchan /erp/ thread is still doing well, last I checked. Like, if this place offered anything different like more blues with faces it would be fun, but /erp/ itself is boring faceless disembodied cock central with cucks galore and mild drama. >>2283 It's even worse tonight than it's been in a while...

>>2542 I'm sure this isn't the last time he'll be back. This board will stay up as a safe haven.

>There are posts here again WHAC

>>2604 Once in a blue moon people who wish for something better will show up.

>>2199 https://www.f-list.net/c/i%20do Gimme some hot ferals to marry~

>>2567 Get annihilated anon~ Kiwi Farms is anti-tranny, so they're okay.

>>2568 They're better than the sharty, in any case. I might bring them here by mentioning them by name, but I suspect that The Schizo has already tried to lead them here anyway.

>>2568 They're still dumb in their own way.

>>1292 Link expired.

>>2558 Forgot about those things expiring after a week unless you change the settings. https://discord.gg/8R3hsy73Wr And for that matter, would probably do to post the current set of rules for the game. I'm not that happy with the presentation at the moment, so I'm thinking of making another draft reordering the content and giving it a lore-then-rules format. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f20Bj-GRZyakFLUheEPYfcZz80sVeQEE5iqQEBnTy98/edit?usp=sharing One little thing that's changed since old /erp/ is that rather than a continuous campaign, the game is being set up to be more of a series, with shorter more varied scenarios.

Just as a little shot of life for the board, I'm going to repost the "adventure frenemies" concept. Basically it's a "game" of one dice roll. Play your characters meeting, establish a dynamic where each wants the other to literally get fucked, and then bring the adventure to a head. For my example scenario, two characters are after a bracelet that allow the user to summon and command astral appendages. They both spot it, and reach for ti at the same time. Each player throws 1d6 to see which way the scenario plays out. I plotted it out so that there's six results that each account for six of the possible dice results, if you check for each case in the following order: Tie: Power struggle Both characters grab the bracelet at the same time, and use it to molest each other at the same time. Both players roll 3 or less: Backfire on both Both characters grab the bracelet, but the part about controlling the appendages turns out to be false. (In this case, each player controls the appendages molesting the other player's character.) One player's roll is higher by three or more: Solid win The character of the player that rolled higher snatches up the bracelet, and uses it to molest the other character. Remaining outcomes: Win with backfire The "winning" character grabs the bracelet first and molests the other character, but the bracelet is cursed and turns on it's user.

>>1797 There are a number of "roleplay rules" that serve mainly as training wheels, and "don't use OOC knowledge is one of them. That's mainly for D&D murder hobos who want to go around killing everything. It's okay to take advantage of OOC knowledge to make a story more interesting. For example, let's say the role play involves a character that uses shadow illusions and feeds off fear and another character has a traumatic fear of dogs. If these characters were opposed, it would be bad roleplay for the former character to conveniently decided to use a dog instead of their usual spiders and snakes. If the characters were instead supposed to work together, having the illusionist create a shadow dog as a protective entity creates the opportunity for more engaging character interactions. Another example of this would be "don't use conditional narration" Where you state what your character will do. It's okay to state your character plans to do something, but not a [if other character does x my character will (elaborate sequence of events that comprise most or all action in the post)] Conditional statements can be good in the cases where the other player character might do something which has a specific outcome not dependent on a reaction. [If other character looks down they might notice my character's tattoo]

>>2570 >"don't use OOC knowledge is one of them. That's mainly for D&D murder hobos who want to go around killing everything. It's okay to take advantage of OOC knowledge to make a story more interesting. Except everyone who'll take that suggestion will be an utter ESL shitter who'll act like they're personal friends with your character. You sound like a loopy cunt who writes young-adult novels. You should not be giving people any kind of advice on roleplaying.

>>2572 lmao retard, way to sound insecure about genuine advice

>>2551 >>2553 >fuck getting filtered Hiroshimoot smiles from beyond his taxhaven. "Maybe it'd be more convenient for you if I were a generic hentai protagonist, but I'm not. I'm a cat!" The not-so-anonymous protagonist cat opens her mouth and does a pair of padded jazz hands in mock surprise, only to clench her own nuts through her jeans, her juicy apple-sized testes clearly outlined beneath the thick ring of a sheath, "A cat with a hang." She smiles with a sharp-tongued blep, shiny nose ring dangling above her tongue. She doesn't stand particularly tall, but she's clearly not what you'd expect from a human planet, right? She even speaks with a bit of a husky feline chirrup in her throat, as if she had to make conscious effort not to purr. Maybe they went all-out in their domestication attempts, made animal servant species, then emancipated them to the point where they can speak freely and get cosmetic piercings, all in the time between visits. How industrious. "You wouldn't fuck a cat, wo—' Who am I kidding, you would. And if not, consider it a challenge. I'm Rinny! Nice to meet you, fuckerrr!" She holds a hand out to Skarpne for a fuzzy handshake.

I will lapdance for whoever kicks that fucking furry out of here.

Anyone here?

>>1719 >>1720 That's the thing too, I ain't wanting to play furries, so these ain't helping either >>769 >its my problem the only players that are around anymore are porn-brained gooners who are obsessed with getting fuckbruted

>>2107 Furries are the only ones autistic and nolife enough to give a shit about roleplaying. For them it's the only way they can even live out their ideal selves. Animus and RL human refs on the other hand? 99.9% of the time they're here to pump and dump. No shit they got decimated by gooning.

>>2122 I disagree in essence, I've had better experiences with humans than furries

>>1270 >discord Well, here's the old thread anyway if you need any info. https://8kun.top/erp/res/274284.html https://8kun.top/erp/res/274579.html

>>62 I was /erp/ back when it was on 4chan /b/ or when it had an IRC. even that doesn't feel that long ago because I remember migrating from /b/ to 8ch(hotwheels) in two older communities. actually, I don't remember which community the .kun came from but it might've been the /b/->/trash/ one.

I first found /erpg/ on /soc/. Seemed like a cesspit, so naturally I followed it to 8ch/erp/.

>>2219 i loved spore!

>>2223 Spore was fun

This reads like the eulogy of an F-list RP.

>>1677 I've played with them actually.

As you come to, you realize that your hands are bound with rope, and you're in a moving cart. A tall, handsome blond man looks at you from the other side of the cart and says "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

>>1615 Did you forget squids and octopuses were mollusks? Shit tier list, exactly what I'd expect from a higger

>>1510 MGC hardly ever plays though. source: am MGC

>>1655 Given the mental state I was in when I did that post I forgot they existed entirely tbh.

I'm a shrimple person with shrimple tastes, and ironically, my aversion to extreme-dominance hypershit makes this my white whale. Or did, before I had a regular and bestie who plays it with me, but it's only the one, so far.

Eating fries with my mcdonalds mascot gf...

>>40 https://nhentai.net/g/480718/ I would absolutely love a character based around this concept. I'm already a huge fan of Fan No Hitori and how cruel and dehumanising his bad endings are, but the whole concept of an androgynous/neuter brain installed into a war robot getting raped into a woman by a human dude, or like some kind of angel or alien or fucking whatever asexual being you want, going through that is amazing. I would kill for a profile like this.

>>38 Having used flist for too long, I just want to say this is a work of fucking art.

>>150 I don't think anyone who became known on any of the /erp/ boards really tried to become a personality, they'd just post semi-regularly.

>>1046 Post it in the new thread for us please >>954