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>>419 >This site can’t be reachedCheck if there is >a typo in bhangichan.net. >DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN

>in some office on a high building with a bunch of people >we decide to go downstairs >i am wearing roller skates >i skate down the stairs, like all 30 flights of them >people ask me how long have I been skating for >i told them these aren't skates, if they were skates I would actually be even faster (they were skates thoguh) >it's like 6am in the morning, dew on the road, no one else in sight, the big huge building looming over us, actually felt like Counter Strike arena, or any other game's tuturoial level >jstand around doing nothing >a platoon of military cadets march onto the street in front and stand in formation >couple of guys with me are wearing similar uniforms, they decide to go stand in formation for the lulz, maybe they won't recognize the imposters >they stand in formation and no one seems to notice, it worked kek >the instructor shouts something and now they start joggging >i ignore it and do something else >look at them after a while they're all doing pushups, situps, running like crazy (if you've ever been part of anything like NCC you have heard the phrase "ragda dena", this was that) >look at them even later and they're being beaten with whips and planks and sticks (all of them not just the imposters) >laugh in my mind because those imposters now sure regret it

watched a movie in my dream >old CRT TV like video quality >there's a small time thief who mostly picks pockets and steals small stuff >he befriends another thief who steal bigger things like jewelleries >big time thief keeps bringing new jewels and chains and small time thief gets it converted to cash one thing to keep in mind is whenever the bigger thief brought some stuff, the small thief wasn't with him. Amd neither was it shows how he steals. Also whenever the he returned with a new maal he looked slightly different (I didn't notice it until after I woke up because it's common in dreams for people's face to change) >finally the small thief gets curious as to how the bigger thief steals without ever getting caught >big thief finally reveals that he can teleport >small thief filled with excitement says that he wants to teleport too >after denying for a while, big thief finally gives in and holds his hand to teleport together >they disappear and reappear in a totally different home >it was daytime but there wasn't anyone inside >more surprisingly the 2 thiefs were naked and they were 10 year old >small thief starts panicking >bigger thief just walks away to try to steal something >that's when the small thief realises that they don't just teleport, they time travel too; and that's why bigger thief was hesitating at first >suddenly the door opens and and an adult man with just a towel around his waist walks in

>decide to start a local boxing promotion >set up a tent on a school ground at night time >set the ticket prices to 100rs >hoping I'd at least sell 10-20 tickets for my first show >wait till the start time >all the seats are full with about 200 people >very happy for the first show >first match begins >tall guy gets KO'd by the shorter guy and can't get up by the 10 count >crowd goes crazy >second match begins >it's a fatal 4 way match >it looked scripted like a pro wrestling match with suplex and everything >pissed because it was supposed to be a boxing promotion >write down fatal4way on my hand so that I can have a word with those people >next match was between 2 japanese people >excited that my promotion is going international

anyone else find it very hard to perceive the depth of those LED lights on new activas? I can see them easily but it's really really hard to figure out just where the light is - how far it is and the general location of it on the horizontal plane This happens even when they are on low beam not necessarily only when they're blinding you I was riding last night and saw a headlight, for a few seconds it felt very close, then it looked like it was far away, and suddenly I approached it, turns out it was a guy stopped on the wrong side of the road (mine) never would have guessed, it always looked like he was in the other lane, never happened with halogen lights either

>>442 I think it's true, it's like the light comes out of a spray can with a huge nozzle and it sprays all over. What's worse is cars with only one working headlight. Just few days back, almost crashed into a similar car thinking it was a bike

>run 100/90 watt halogens in stock reflectors (factory ones are 60/55) >notice yesterday the reflector is burnt due to the extra heat I wish there were xenon bulbs which did not have the faggy white/blue colour

>>509 im sorry guys.. i did not think changing thread limit would wipe out all other posts. i was half asleep. id asked site admin to see if he can do something about it. he said he has server backups but they cant be used to restore posts. i deleted a few "spam" posts tho. but a glance over at catalog made me realize theyre just as part of the board as any other posts. it feels empty and unrecognizable without them and restored them back from the bin. im afraid of changing the thread limit again if itll wipe out the entire board. I havent fucked around anything since then. gomenasai~~

>>509 >>506 Are you Kinosuke?

>>510 What is the thread limit now?

wasted hours trying to make mutton today >only made mutton once before >still buy some >heat butter >add mutton >add masala >add water >boil for 20 min >serve <it's chewy >wonder if it's safe >eat 3 pieces >no >throw it into a pressure cooker >pressure cook for 20 min >twiddle thumbs in hunger >relieve pressure

>>501 >>boil for 20 min Kek, without a pressure cooker on a regular stove it'll take close to 2 hours. Depends on the breed too. Also it shrinks as it cooks.

>>502 >2 hours Shit Good thing you told me this I won't repeat the same mistake again especially since pressure cooked, it tasted very good

>>495 It's been atleast 6 months since i last used dettol but how do you even avoid soap, it will reach there while bathing.

>>495 >cover those areas with clotrimazole powder as you said anon i started doing this. Will it make my hole smooth like a hairless twink. I am brown so it's dark down there. Obviously i am not a faggot. It's basic skincare that's it.

>>496 i mean dont rub it hard with soap or scratch the area while cleaning with soap. a little bit of soapy water flowing over it dont matter. just spray and clean it with water after. >>498 based. no one will acknowledge this but atleast 40% indians arw carrying fungal infection on their body. it can take from weeks to years for infection to kick in at full. it can lay dormant waiting for perfect condition to spread itself. prevention is always better than dealing with it once it starts spreading. especually when a lot of antifungal medicines can have side effects and it can still take a lot of time to get rid of it completely, im talking months. if you have hairfall anywhere on body and teh roots of fallen hair look dead, get checked asap.

>>470 https://youtube.com/watch?v=bokSLKeWVyE

>>471 fangs

>>287 He is everywhere

>>118 >rape cirno >lund ki kulfi >rape star butterfly >lund ki fuljhadi rape kare to kiska kare

>>119 jab tak ganesh williams ji ka aashirvaad ho tab tak kisike naseeb me rape nahi

>>108 Kek based >>113 This is how south anas actually speak kek

>>461 CHOOT LAUDE KE BAL CHHINAAL KE MACHHAR KI JHANT KI AUKAT KI CHUT MEIN LIKHEN BHOSDI KE BAL TERE LODU CHUTIYE MADRACHOD TERI MAN KA BHOSDA MAN KI CHUT SALE TERI BHOSDI KE BILLE MACHHAR KI JHANT LAND KI FAKIR BHOSDI KI GAND AUR TERI MAN KI GAND DONON BHI ACCHI LAL MADRACHOD CHUT MARNE KE BHOSDI KE MADRACHOD TERI MAN KA GAND MARUN RASTE PER CHHINAAL KE MADRACHOD SALE TERI MAN KI GAND MEIN PATRA DALKAR CHODUNGA SALE CHUT MEIN LIYE MADRACHOD MAN KI CHUT SALE TERI MAN KA GAND MARUNGA BHOSDI KE SALE CHHINAAL KE LAND FAKIR BHOSDI KE LAUDE CHHINAAL KE MADRACHOD TERI MAN KA GAND MEIN DUSRON KI BHOSDI KE HUMSE GAND MARVA KE LIYE KHOON NIKAL AAEGA MADRACHOD BILLITERI MAN KA BHOSDA LAUDE CHHINAAL TERI MAA KI CHOOT TERI MAN KI GAND MEIN MERA LAUDA DAL KAR GAND MARUNGA BHOSDI KE MADRACHOD BAHAN KE LAUDE AALU KI PAKODE MACHHAR KI JHANT GANDU MAN KI CHUT TERI TATOO KE SAUDAGAR BAHAN KI CHUT SALE TERI MADRACHOD BAHAN KO CHODA BAHAN KE LAUDE AALU KE PAKODE MAN KE GAND MEIN LAUDA BHOSDI KE TERE MADRACHOD BAHAN NAACHTI MERE GAND KE SAMNE HILA HILA KE GAND MAARTA USKI BHOSDI KE MADRACHOD TERI MAN KA BHOSDA MARO RASTE PER CHINAR KI BILLI TERI MAN KI CHUT ARE TERI MAN KI GAND MEIN MERA DOST KI LUGAI TERI MAA KI MAA KI CHOOT LAUDE KE BAL CHHINAAL KE MACHHAR KI JHANT KI AUKAT KI CHUT MEIN LIKHEN BHOSDI KE BAL TERE LODU CHUTIYE MADRACHOD TERI MAN ki

>>369 handsome indian moment

>>373 >handsome indian moment Abey kya bol raha hai

Today was very melancholic. Reminded me of the first day in my new school. It rained here and the entire day was cloudy and dark. Even with the cold atmosphere my feet were warm. Was feeling very low but as the sun set, I feel more at peace.

bros.... mai cri kar dunga ab

>>400 >ek idea aya tell me about it

>>425 muthiya maar lo pyaare

>>222 >They need more "computer knowledge" than "artistic knowledge Makes sense. hard to find anyone with technical skills like that in India tbh. If they were that smart they would become an engineer instead of a VFX artist. That might be the reason video games feel much better than movies?? Idk >2D mogs 3D in every possible way. Absolutely does, i sometimes think 3d is something that should not have been used outside of games. They have slightly different motives. 2d is very very good at conveying great visuals and creating the illusion of life, while 3d to some extent tries to mimic real life itself, and tries to paint a realistic picture instead of a, say aesthetically pleasing picture.

>>423 Wow I like this type of 3d animation that doesn't feel like it's made from clay

>>403 Mai baal katane jab gaya tha to naai mujhe love shyaari suna raha tha

>>405 wow yaar kaash mere paas bhi aisi naai hoti jo mere kaano me pyaari pyaari baatein karti

>>406 >hoti Yaar mera naai to ladka tha aur shayad gay bhi (usne apna lund nahi ragda mere elbow pe)