>>602 Damn. I was pretty close. I had never seen your rants before sir. But we think alike as concerns that fat piece of shit. >>603 Yeah. Death before shutdown homie. They can take it from my cold dead hands.

>>602 Amazing, and in that time he still didn't manage to finish his book. I wonder how much longer he's going to blueball everyone like he already has?

>>605 I stand by my troll theory. see above from... 22 months ago shit. Well its still a good theory. He will never release another book.

I have a lot of downtime at work. I was previously using it to read a lot, but yesterday I forgot my book, so I started writing on my laptop instead. I didn't go in with a plan. Just wrote whatever came to mind. The first thing I wrote started because I remember hearing that it could be a useful emotional exercise to write a letter to someone and never mail it. It started as a venting rant at my high school crush that friendzoned me far too long ago for it to be okay for me to still think about her. But details about my work that are far too personal and would identify me far too much to mention here reminded me of her. So I started writing. A few hours later I had eleven pages. Looking it over, at about five pages in, it started turning into hardcore, extremely degenerate smut. But it wraps around to emotional in the last paragraph or two. That night I found a thread on this site that got me writing far too much to fit in the character limit, or even several posts of character limits, I guess because I was already in the writing mood. So I had to start writing in an actual word processor just to fit it all. Three and a half pages were directly on the original topic. Sincere advice. Then I started getting a little more narrative with it. Until the end of Page 6 it remained relatively realistic, normal, sincere, but in retrospect, even this section was just the beginning of it turning into hardcore, degenerate smut. By Page 9, it became more degenerate than the first work, even. This one ended up with 17 pages in total. I'm pretty proud of writing 28 pages in a day. I used to love writing, but college crushed that love right out of me. This is the first time in years I've just let a stream of consciousness happen and written whatever crossed my mind just to get it out. But I don't know if I like what I write now. I'm more skilled than I used to be, but I'm ashamed of just how fucked up I've become. All my emotions were sincere, but I wish they weren't. Maybe it was a good emotional exercise after all. I've articulated things I never knew I could articulate. I can't communicate them properly, but at least I've articulated them. I was gonna post it all here. That's what this post was introducing. But now I'm writing this and realizing some of it might be bad OPSEC and if any of it got traced to me it would be bad. Maybe I could edit it, but still, it's pretty fucking degenerate, in two different and two highly illegal ways. And I wish I could just communicate my fantasies freely, but I don't know if I can, even here, even though I've been on this site and its predecessors for 15 years, even before that girl friendzoned me and I started getting so degenerate. So I guess my point is >Yeah smut's allowed here. But just how smutty are we talking? Just how much degeneracy is allowed in this smut?

>>558 As degen as you want anon. Fucking go crazy bro.

>>559 Fine. But let me be clear. This is an autistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is a psychological exercise, and to be perfectly honest, I think it's been useful because reading it back just now, after a few days, has made me feel disgusted with myself for several wildly different and contradictory reasons, which anyone autistic enough to read it will probably understand. Except for feds and women. I do not expect them to understand. Not sure how to post something this long here. It would take dozens of posts. So here's a pdf file.

We start with chapter 1. Where else? We hear a most fascinating story >I was there. I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor

>>551 Its alright but the dialogue is a little stilted. Anyway great first chapter.

>>552 your moms a little stilted

Fishing. Liz can hear her stomach growl again for the third time in as many minutes, and her deadbeat dipshit boyfriend is fishing. Not bad enough that he's losing his mind, all that bologna about demons and angels, well that isn't exactly new she corrects herself, he was always talking about God to her for years, but now he's crazier since that last fight. Her stomach growls for the fourth time. She still can't believe he ripped off the only dealer still talking to them, and God only knows what happened to the muscle that came to collect at the apartment, the whole thing is still a blur in her mind, but hell do drugs long enough and that happens. For a minute she was starting to buy his shit. That was probably just the junk talking. Liz hates being ignored, her parents used to do that for years till she left when she was 15. And now here she is once again. In some shitty situation, hungry, thirsty, left in a hot car while someone else does whatever the fuck they want, but what about what she wants? What she wants is in her front right pocket, and she can't stop touching it. Just to make sure she tells herself, just to make sure she didn't just imagine that too, but there it is. A little plastic baggie, one of the hundreds from a backpack. She hears laughter from outside the car. Fucking men. "They always disappoint you" she murmurs to herself. Or maybe it's her mom talking. She said that once Liz thinks. Who knows though? Memory is such a blur. She looks at the clock on the dash, but the cars been off for more than ten minutes and the blank empty dial just stares back at her. "Fuck it," she says aloud as her hand comes out of the pocket with a plastic baggie tight in her grip.

Okay second hiatus time. I'm gonna work on the 50 shades thing through december probably. And im at a wall on this as well. I need to delete the past like three entries and rethink the direction. Otherwise I'm just gonna kill Liz out of annoyance. I think go back to the flight from Vegas even. I wanna finish that story there. With my planned other demon in control of a small organized crime outfit. Office in a casino, all about temptation, we deal with his mooks, finally have a big boss fight for true control of Liz soul (this other demon got there first and pushes H) and then start the cross country journey. Really I think we need to have a book set in Vegas, even if its a short novella, and then with a better grasp on liz characterization move into book two the cross country /pol/lack thing with better established core characters. I mean right now shes kinda a cardboard cutout. And I hate her. So yeah a break from this while I work on the other thing, come back to this with a clearer head, and just a better drive for the whole thing. There's just no tension here. Getting very paint by numbers, bland, boring. Yeah taking a break and when I come back massive rewrites.

At the top of Caesars Palace in Vegas a man sits in an overstuffed armchair. He is in the top suite. But he isn't a man. Hes a devil, and he made a deal a number if years ago for a girls soul. All it took was a bag of dope. He stares into space and sips a clear glass tumbler of whisky. "So... He's back." he whispers to himself.

>>542 >It says its by Nathan Archer Its a pen name of Lawrence Watt-Evans. not that it matters since hes just writing a treatment of a comic book. Which was written by another guy I already mentioned.

>>344 Honor guard. Yeah it's not bad. Sometimes called the first in the saint saga. The bullshit is minimal. But yeah it's there. Still an enjoyable jaunt. The next one is the guns of Tanith. Should be good.

>>348 Okay finished like ten more of these. Damn things are addictive. Yeah, I recommend the series as a whole. It's good.

>>351 The are fucking good right?

A good book

>>129 Sooo. Are you just not gonna do the Fulgrim books? Because those are next.

>>131 So we have the last loyalist group of Deathguard marines led by Nathaniel Garro. Who is indeed cool as shit.

For blind niggers. A sample of the audiobook. If people like it I may zip and post the rest to catbox.

>>428 Fine. No audio book then. Blind bitches can suck it.

>>430 U mad

>>365 C'mon anon at least post the cover art.

>>365 Which 40k books are plagiarized again?

>>396 I wasn't aware any were.

Part one is okay. I like it, part 2 has issues that bug me. But it also has the oberstleutenant. A video game nazi given the power to act in the real world through robots. Robots with a thousand knives. And what does this AI do? It tortures feds to death. In fairly graphic detail. Easily my favorite parts.

>>311 How is being opposed to revenge "SJW"?

>>397 Well it's been 7 months, but I think there was some boohoo poor indians stuff. Lots of muscle chicks what don't need no man. That kinda eye rolling silliness. But ignore those bits, cause they suck and add nothing to the story, and its enjoyable enough. I guess having badass robodude break down crying because he gets massively downvoted by sjw types at the end of book three still pisses me off.

Okay meta notes. I like writing here because it brings notice to anons board and I like him, and I like drawing attention here, this is a much more sfw board than >>>/lit/ however and this book can't really be finished here, so I'm gonna do what we can here before eventually moving the whole thing to /lit/ Heads up for future notice, when it happens I will announce it and provide a link. Probably a month from that happening though. Anyway as always thanks to anon for keeping a clean, spamfree board to write in, and thanks for his help when it's needed on projects. Looking forward to finally finishing a story for once, let's hope this is the one that actually gets to those magic words. "The end."

The idea is silly as shit, but more power to you. That said, no steamy BDSM smut on muh precious ded board.

>>514 >I needed him violent off the bat, because I find that easier to write Just remember the target are regular white girls. Don't take it too far. I think being as violent as a marvel movie is a safe bet >>515 Godspeed anon >>516 kek

>>370 "Closing in ten minutes!" A bored looking male barista with two earrings lets out in a falsetto. Sheila glances down at her half finished macchiato, then puts away her iphone with the buzzfeed article half read. I'll finish it on the subway she thinks as she sips her cold milky coffee. Zipping up her purse she stands and heads towards the exit. A black youth sitting in the back smiles and stands up, following her towards the exit. Sheila doesn't get more than ten steps out of the starbucks before wondering how those inhuman police could have gunned down that innocent African-American. He had just finished highschool and was applying to yale the article on buzzfeed had said, and she just couldn't understand those racist savages in blue, pausing on the sidewalk she unzips her purse to get at her iphone. Suddenly her arm is grabbed and she feels herself being pulled into the narrow alley between the starbucks and the borders book store. "You say anything and I'll cut your fucking throat bitch" a low black voice utters into her ear as she feels something sharp prod her in the small of her back. Stifling a cry she tries to turn and find out what's going on when another hand clamps over her mouth. She is thrown into a dumpster and falls as the hot red blood gushes from a gash on her forehead. "Fuck it we gonna have some fun first whore" She look up through the red haze as a black male who looks to be about 16 advances towards her with a rusty switchblade held blade up in his right palm, a large smile splits his face, and suddenly she understands what is happening but not why. So she does the worst thing she could do and screams. His smile disappears and his face lights up with rage "Goddamnit you cracker whore I told you what was going to happen!" The barista passes the alley, the streetlights showing sheila him in full detail as his face jerks away from the scene and he steps away.

Obviously wont be in any final version book or otherwise, but here's what is probably blasting from his stereo as our hero makes his escape from a biased justice system. >a file had a format not allowed by the server. >mp3. Ugh lets try this then https://files.catbox.moe/d4rk7t.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/i5pc0b.mp3

>>371 I started reading it expecting just some pol humor greentext kind of thing but this is pretty good anon. The biker stereotype fits pretty well. Just remember he has to be high status like CEO or something >Sheila Not a better name? kek >Sheila can't believe this is happening, she attended a BLM protest last month, and always donated to the NAACP. This feels a bit of a caricature though. I think it would be better like >Sheila couldn't believe it. How could she deserve it? She attended a BLM protest last month, and practiced everything she learned at the african-american studies subject. She has always fought racism. Idk I think mentioning NAACP feels unnatural. Normies are pretty ignorant >he is white, and he is violent Kek >>372

>>120 big letters can play on that entire side, small letters can play only in that specific side not pictured: goalkeeper, which is the lone guy who stands in the goal area >>121 /v/ only plays as zzz/v/ and Mark's /v/ only has a Gamergate team afaik

>>122 Yeah whatever the GG team. Hell if they already have a team we could move that forward to august. Or even late july really.

Anon.cafe/pol/ recently got purged, you can have our team if you want. https://anon.cafe/icup/res/1662.html