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What is the smallest dog you can safely have sex with? Animal Enthusiast 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:26:55 No. 12432

I live in a very small flat so not much space for a dog. So big breeds like Husky or GSD are probably out of question. When I mention to friends I want a dog but I have no much space, they are like "Get a yorkshire terrier" which is a dog that a male human can't penetrate (also they are really ugly). I mean technically he can, but then it's more like zoosdism than zoophilia :-D That made me think... so what is the smallest breed a human male can penetrate without hurting it? Maybe Akita Sibu? Or something else? Whatdya think? Any experience with this?

Animal Enthusiast 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:49:17 No. 12435

Shibas/Australian Shapards/Hound dogs/Labs are medium sized Shibas have a temper and annoying so you basically have to dominate them till they finally stop caring if you fuck them Every other species is nice and easy to train Also if you take your pets to the vet a lot then might as well fuck their asses only and have them give blowjobs

Animal Enthusiast 04/06/2024 (Sat) 15:47:54 No. 12436

>>12435 What do you mean when you mentioned the vet? Do you think he might somehow recognise I have sex with them?

Animal Enthusiast 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:19:14 No. 12437

>>12432 >so what is the smallest breed a human male can penetrate without hurting it? What is your girth/length? You can fuck anything if you have a micropenis. People are going to tell you that you need a relatively large dog but the videos posted on here indicate otherwise - assuming you're patient, the dog isn't neutered, and the dog is comfortable with you.

Animal Enthusiast 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:40:28 No. 12438

>>12436 Yeah vets can tell if it's a human fucking their dog even with a condom Just gotta plow their assholes and facefuck them instead

Animal Enthusiast 04/07/2024 (Sun) 21:45:13 No. 12445

>>12432 Unless your place banned large dog breeds just get one. It might not be ideal now but keep in mind the dog will likely be with you for a decade or more and there's more to it than only can you fit your dick inside. Sure you can try min-maxing the smallest breed size you can fuck but large breeds are way more sexually compatible with humans anyway.

Animal Enthusiast 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:19:34 No. 12446

>>12438 >Just gotta plow their assholes I dunno... You can make an excuse if a bitch has a loose pussy (you just say she's a breeding dog or another neutered dog humps her a lot). It'd be difficult to make a believable excuse if a dog has a BTFO asshole.

Animal Enthusiast 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:47:11 No. 12450

>>12438 >vets can tell if it's a human fucking their dog no they can't

Anya poster 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:59:13 No. 12477

>>12432 The ideal breeds would be the basset hound or the grey hound. The basset hound is just small leg wise and every other way is a normal sized dog and the grey hound is asleep for over half the day so should be easy to adjust to your lifestyle.

Animal Enthusiast 04/09/2024 (Tue) 14:13:39 No. 12491

>>12432 The size of a dog doesn't relate to the size of the cookie, of course a little size difference exists, but it's like comparing teen's and adult's eye radius.

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