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Animal Enthusiast 10/06/2024 (Sun) 08:01:43 No. 19587
>15 years ago >human pussy first, then animal pussy >you can't be this desperate >but if you got the chance with (fantasy species) >still, human pussy first >fast forward I'm 28 and I'm just tired of not knowing what pussy feels like and if I can't get a girl to fuck me then I'll just find a way to fuck a dog so I'm no longer a virgin. If I'm being honest I'm curious to know how different human pussy would feel like if I ever get a chance. If it comes down to it I'd raise a puppy and train it for sex, I'm willing to give them the best possible care. I will value their health over mine if I have to. If I do this I would probably pick a large breed dog, there are some people nearby giving away st bernard puppies today and Ive asked them to hold on to one for me. These puppies have big paws so she's gong to be massive. I have a week to pick her up if I want her. If I can get a fuckable dog (im desperate so he the dog has to be hot) i may not adopt this pup, though i have fantasized about eating out a large breed. So who knows really... What do you anons think I should do? If I do this i might take requests. Give some content. I'm leaning hard on no but i might change my mind if i can even muster the confidence to act my plan out. unrelated giraffe cock While I'm making this thread ill also make some requests, i remember an otter thread on the old 8ch that was rich with content. It had so much sea otter stuff in It. Does anyone remember that?
Animal Enthusiast 10/06/2024 (Sun) 08:51:07 No. 19588
Wtf??!!! You're literally me anon >be me >dad was an alcoholic and abusive all my life >grew up severely autistic >scared of girls, everyone calls me weird(even my uncle who's a doctor and knows of the abuse) >discovered bestiality at 14 >now 22 khhv, probably won't change >found 8chan and saw the men fucking dogs thread >decide i will adopt a dog when i graduate and have her be my partner It's sad that it has come to this. I know it's wrong but why do i have to align with the views of a society that knew i was being abused and did nothing? Fuck this world man >inb4 get a hooker incel nah, i don't want to get stds, and knowing that this woman is only doing it with me for the money is just sad. Also what is an incel? i don't have a gf but i don't hate women cus of that. Am i an incel cus i'm a virgin?
Animal Enthusiast 10/06/2024 (Sun) 08:52:48 No. 19589
I'm also going to edge until i can find a suitable dog.
Animal Enthusiast 10/06/2024 (Sun) 10:46:52 No. 19595
anons, how to get human gf?
Animal Enthusiast 10/06/2024 (Sun) 11:17:44 No. 19596
>>19595 Unironically, do cult leader shit. Just need to make her a cult of one. Up to you how negatively or positively you take it from there.
Animal Enthusiast 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:27:13 No. 19628
>>19587 I have a similar plan. I'm conventionally attractive, got good money, and have a good sized dick but 1) I'm socially awkward , 2) My exes have been emotionally abusive and I'm just fucking done with the head games and 3) I can't support another human being if I intend to actually retire. I'm perfectly fine finding a bitch who loves me unconditionally and loves sex too. Nice and simple. Would be nice to find someone willing to share (so that I can go from 80% sure to 100% sure that I want to do this) but I fully understand why an owner would be hesitant to do so. Currently waiting until I buy a house before I make the big move.
Animal Enthusiast 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:04:32 No. 19650
It's sad that this thread didn't get more replies. Some of us don't choose to be zoos bit choose to do so to get intimacy. When we ask for help, we are ignored. Such is life >>19628 I'm the complete opposite. It never even began
Animal Enthusiast 10/08/2024 (Tue) 22:31:13 No. 19653
cant you just dogsit?
Animal Enthusiast 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:52:16 No. 19673
>>19653 wouldn't be at this point if i could
Animal Enthusiast 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:08:08 No. 19677
>>19673 >wouldn't be at this point if i could You totally can. Faking dogsitting credentials is super easy. Maybe watch 1 or 2 youtube videos and you'll know everything you'd need to know. The true issue with that suggestion is that every dog is going to be spayed/neutered unless you live in rural america. Odds are low of it having interest in playing. You could look for a legit shelter that has intact dogs and ask to trial run a pup for a week or two "to see if you have chemistry".
Animal Enthusiast 10/10/2024 (Thu) 17:21:13 No. 19727
>>19677 It's more of everyone who wants a sitter wants it done in their home where they have cameras I did think about this but no shelters around me let you take a dog for more than a few hours But i have news anons! i did find a dog i just need a few days to get everything in order
Animal Enthusiast 10/11/2024 (Fri) 06:55:06 No. 19758
>>19727 Keep us updated... and post proof ;)
Animal Enthusiast 10/11/2024 (Fri) 23:37:29 No. 19773
>>19758 girl was rehomed :( took too long she was a purebred I did find a husky with the hottest fucking face you've ever seen if i get her its i hope you find her just as hot, I've contacted them and i hope to hear back soon im in the process of settling for just a regular dog if i can't get her though
Animal Enthusiast 10/12/2024 (Sat) 03:13:04 No. 19794
>>19587 I'm almost 34 and I still don't know what pussy feels like
Animal Enthusiast 10/13/2024 (Sun) 08:47:38 No. 19820
>>19727 > in their home where they have cameras Easy. Unplug their internet router. The ones with cameras will ask and you'll just say that you tripped on the cable. The ones without cameras won't even know that the internet blacked out. >>19773 >I did find a husky Intact? How old?
Animal Enthusiast 12/09/2024 (Mon) 15:46:52 No. 21909
ZT Horse predicted this.
Animal Enthusiast 12/14/2024 (Sat) 16:11:35 No. 22134
I've always heard that sheep pussy is the closest to human. The advantage to livestock is unlike pets they're generally all intact (especially females). The disadvantage is you need a house outside the city limits.
Animal Enthusiast 12/15/2024 (Sun) 08:03:43 No. 22168
>>21909 Predicted what?
Animal Enthusiast 12/15/2024 (Sun) 14:38:19 No. 22176
>>22134 >I've always heard that sheep pussy is the closest to human. Close- but sheep are superior in so many ways. Temp, smell, taste, no bloody period, no bitching, no headache, no diamond ring. They're pretty passive but I like that. Get her warmed up and into a mating trance- Most guys aren't interested in finding out what they like and getting them to cum, but I love nothing more than feeling her contractions as she achieves a nice orgasm. They love it and will never forget, they'll treat you differently forever. All females love a good cum and will love you back for it. Sheep are sweet.
Animal Enthusiast 12/15/2024 (Sun) 14:46:54 No. 22177
>>19820 >Easy. Unplug their internet router. The ones with cameras will ask and you'll just say that you tripped on the cable. The ones without cameras won't even know that the internet blacked out. > No. Onsite storage is a real thing. If you see cameras anywhere, there could easily be ones you cannot see. Take the dog "to the park" ie. your home, where you know it's safe. Oh, and don't cum inside unless it's their mouth.
Animal Enthusiast 12/15/2024 (Sun) 22:07:02 No. 22193
You cant just grab any female dog and expect to fuck it. Dogs, even large ones are too small for human cock. Yes I know you've seen porn where some guy has is dick in a chihuahua. what you don't know, or notice is something that small has probably had puppies recently. That greatly stretches them out. I've been an active zoo for 35 years. I've never had a female dog I could have sex with, without special circumstances. The best and easiest is if she has had puppies. A couple of litters and she will permanently be loose enough for you. Or, with a lot of time and work over the course of a year you can slowly stretch with toys. Aside from that. Every husky or german shepherd I've had has been too small. And please, if you want to be with a dog do it with your own. Dont go trying to fuck your friends dog or some other random persons dog. Things like that and getting caught gives us all a bad name and makes it harder for zoo lifestyle to be accepted by non zoos.
Animal Enthusiast 12/16/2024 (Mon) 10:39:27 No. 22220
>>22193 lolwhat have you seen the size of a German shepherds cock? around the same girth as a human if not thicker.
Animal Enthusiast 12/16/2024 (Mon) 18:46:32 No. 22236
>>22220 And they have a bone in them so they go in small and only get a full erection once they're inside. totally different than a man who must be fully hard before he can penetrate anything. I see people try to write porn making this mistake all the time. Tell the dreamers from the doers.
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