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I fucked a wasp, ask me anything Animal Enthusiast 11/10/2024 (Sun) 02:34:06 No. 20826
I am currently in a committed relationship with a wasp queen, yes the insect. Ask me anything in the replies and I will answer. Here is the story/context: >be me >have a bug problem >this fucking massive wasp keeps flying around the room and distracting me >try for a few days to slap it out of the air, use a flyswatter, i even tried to use chemicals >nothing works >eventually have a funny idea >assume it would never work but decide to give it a try >open some porn and start jacking off >just as im about to cum i aim my dick at the wasp >bullseye >the wasp crash landed on my table, it couldnt fly but it was clearly still alive >wasp covered in cum is kind of turning me on >decide to keep it going >start jacking off whenever the wasp is nearby >usually i miss but its still really hot to think about >it gets to the point that i cant even cum to normal porn anymore >get a weird idea, couldnt possibly be weirder than cumming a wasp out of the air >start googling for common wasp food >nectar and bug bits >makes sense >dust off my old high school science kit and grab a pipette >go and touch grass for the first time in a goddamn eternity >take the pipette and pick up a bit of nectar here and there from some flowers >smear a few drops of nectar on the tip of my dick >withdraw the cum-covered wasp memory from my spank bank >wait a few minutes >just as expected, the wasp lands on the tip of my dick >start very slowly jacking off >the wasp is eating the nectar and somehow does not fly off >cum harder than ever >success >the wasp is standing on a mixed pool of cum and nectar and, from what i saw, fucking loving it >repeat this process every single day for a few weeks >start researching more about wasps >it looks like the only way the wasp could survive this long would be if it was a queen >its a chick >a surprisingly hot chick >soon i start applying less and less nectar to my dick >about six weeks after first cumshot contact, the wasp is now drawn to my dick with no nectar needed >holy fuck i think im in love with a wasp >ask me anything in the replies i guess
Assuming this is real. Does that even qualify as fucking her?? Sure it’s sexual and it’s plausible she enjoys being bathed in cum, but I’d probably classify it more as erotic romanticism rather than fucking. That all being said. I’m pretty sure I remember wasps aren’t rigidly organized into hierarchies like ants and bees, but are more similar to like witch covens. With many females being equal in power and their being some underlings as well. That the young are cared for communally but they have the facial/pattern recognition abilities to recognize which linage belongs to who (and also to differentiate and remember humans and other animals/objects). So a wasp queen doesn’t exactly make sense to me either. This does seem plausible but I’d certainly never be brave enough to attempt this even if I had gotten the squirrelly idea to try like you seem to have. Suppose only question I’ve got would be what about her felt the best? Her proboscus/tongue, her feet/legs, her fluttering/wings, or her body and general movements? Or was something else about it better than that?
>>20829 For your first question, yes this is real. For your second, I am not a biologist and the wasp queen distinction was just based off of a short google search. For your third, it was a combination of the body movements and the fact that I find it physically attractive. Also if you know any way to actually fuck a wasp without literally killing it in the process, please advise.
Pics or it didn't happen
Kek, best thread on this shitty board tbh
>>20837 Thanks.
Quick followup here because I forgot to mention it in the original post. I am infact feeding the wasp actual wasp food. Once a day I go to outside to collect flies, ants, spiders, and use a pipette to collect nectar to flowers. I am not entirely sure what she eats specifically because I usually scatter the food across the floor and let her pick. I have not found a wasp nest yet. I am still consistently having sex with her, usually 2 or 3 times a day. I genuinely consider her to be a romantic partner for anyone wondering.
Would be really hot to see a video of it
You know I'm enough of that archetype of monster/alien/weird fucker that I'm not even mad or grossed out. Also the sheer weirdness and funniness of that greentext reminded me of golden era /b/ so props for that. I have a lotta questions but one is, if it is a wasp queen why is she alone, and is she not attracting I don't know, orphaned males attempting to start a colony?
>>20854 Thanks. Also for your question, I did some more research after the first couple replies and I think she might be a black and yellow mud dauber. Apparently they are a solitary species, and any female could live for about a year. I was probably wrong about her being a wasp queen but she is definitely a she.
>>20854 What are your other questions by the way?
>>20848 I made a few videos to jack off to but I deleted them because I already have the real thing. I am not going to record more, let alone post it, because she can not consent to the videos.
>>20848 If you want to see a somewhat similar video though, here is a good link. https://motherless.com/7970032
>>20826 How do you deal with the cleanup? Are you still attracted to people or only the wasp? Great greentext by the way, got a good few laughs and it is surprisingly "romantic".
>>20888 Thanks. The cleanup is normal. I just take the wasp and put her in one hand then clean off my dick with a tissue with the other. After that I put her into a small jar and use a pipette to place a few drops of water into it and then just let her clean herself off, if that isn't enough then I keep adding water drops until it is. For your second question, I still find some people physically attractive but I don't feel any romantic or sexual attraction anymore to anyone other than the wasp.
I mean. You know you have to let her crawl down ur urethra now? I saw that on a video once.
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>>20972 What video? By the way I don't think that's a good idea, I don't want to accidentally crush her. Is there any way you know to do that without risking harming her?
>>20974 Where did you get the image? Did you make it yourself, if so what is the story?


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