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Fence-hopping advice Animal Enthusiast 04/05/2022 (Tue) 14:59:55 No. 3122
Looking to get with some horses. There are plenty nearby me, farmers leave them loose overnight typically, far enough away from their ranch. Looking for any advice regarding fence-hopping.
I suggest you don't do that, chances are if the farmer doesnt call the police on you, the horses are gonna kick you in. If you want to fuck a horse, get a barn, buy a horse, get trust then sex -Farmer with a harem of 5 mares
I approve of the message above, Go get some horse pussy the right way
Kill yourself for wanting to hop fence I guess.
>>3122 Never do that. If I see someone with my animals at night, I won't call the police, and my pigs will feast.
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No Mares to fuck, to rim, to love, anon?
Imagine being bullied on a Zoo board.
>>3130 Lol well no one likes trespassers. And every farmer I've met owns a gun for dealing with coyotes and such. It really is a bad idea and OP could wind up dead.
>>3127 I have none either but I'm not going to jump fences like a nigger over it, just working my way there the right way.
>implying I live in the states gun owners around me are uncommon, not looking for judgement, just don’t have access to horses myself and no farmers near me lurk forums or boards otherwise I’d love to go about it the right way.
>>3133 I hope you get kicked to death for trying if you do it, you nigger.
Hell if you’ve got any suggestions for how to approach a farmer or rancher with an offer for them to let me fuck their horses then be my guest.
>>3135 For both ethics and safety you would be better off just propositioning them out of the blue under a false name and rolling the dice than fence hopping and raping strange horses.
But it is still a probably shit idea unless you have any reason to believe it might work with a specific horse owner.
>>3137 This. There's a 50/50 chance of the owner also being a horse fucker. Taking your chances and just asking him to fuck his horse is better than the nearly 100% chance of the horses being spooked by a stranger and either kicking your kneecaps in or making enough noise to alert their owner. I know mare pussy is tempting, but it's not worth the risk.
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>>3138 >>3140 >There's a 50/50 chance of the owner also being a horse fucker. Taking your chances and just asking him I wonder how that would play out WITHOUT him chasing you into the next state with his trusty rifle: <Hello, Mr Farmer, my name is John Smith. I was wondering if you would be so inclined as to allow me to stick my dick into the pussy of one of your mares. If payment is an issue, I have money.
>>3144 If he is Mormon that would definitely work.
>>3144 <I wonder how that would play out WITHOUT him chasing you into the next state with his trusty rifle >Well son, you're the first person with the balls to come up and make such a proposal >Last person wantin to fuck my horses got sent to the jail house. Not after I put a couple .22s in em first, of course. They should consider themselves lucky I wasn't carrying my Raging Bull on me at the time. >Come with me, let me show you the herd >This here is Misty. She's an old mare, but well in experience. Her from her old owner was about to put her down cuz a couple fence jumpers broke in and tainted her. Can't have a horse winking at every man she sees ya know. She knows how to take a cock and even pushes back if he's in heat. Not much tread on them tires though, so I hope you're packin a whopper. She'll run ya about $300 a ride. >and over here we have Patricia, I call her Patty for short. She's about 2 years old this month and I haven't had much time with her, but she's well adjusted to people and not apposed to strangers if ya treat her right. I like your face so I'm only gonna charge ya $500 for her. >Lastly we got Penelope. Sweet little filly, just got in from a ranch down road last season. She's fresh as they come, never been round the block before. I'll let ya break her in, but that'll cost ya a hard $1000. >So what'll it be, kid?
Even if he is a horse fucker, do you really think hes gonna share one of his concubines with you?
Ngl last time I heard someone tried to pull this they got their asses kicked in by the farmer. My uncle in Russia told me a story on how a bunch of teenagers came in and tried to fuck his cow. He proceeded to "Beat them like tenderizing meat" before calling the police, one of the teenagers died in the hospital from a tramautic brain injury. Chances you either get punched or get shot
>>3123 Do you have any advice on how to do that?
buy yourself an inflatable horse you sick fuck
>>3170 dobson pls
Good luck I guess.
Following this thread since it started, said fuck it and decided to try it. Theres a park across from the farm so I just parked up and walked across the road. Dipped into the fence line and got to a small patch of trees. Horses saw me when I was initially crossing and kinda followed me along the fence till I got to the trees. From that point I just patted and scratched the horses. One of em wanted butt scratches so I gave em and started getting closer to their ass and pussy. Once I touched their pussy with no reaction I just went to town. Best nut I’ve had in my life.
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>>3210 At a riding stables depending on what kind there is typically little privacy when you're in the presence of ponies and sometimes they have cameras or people are moving around the place so you can't get enough time to be alone with a mare, even then the horse or pony might not let you have sex with her if you have the opportunity to. Out in a field with mares that are grazing by themselves are easier to build bonds with as there are less humans around, if there is no one around then you can attempt to do foreplay with them if the horse allows you then you can try to get more intense and have sex with her. I'd say it's best to do it at night in the summer on a weekday when most humans are asleep, Keep your wits about you and don't be an idiot in trying this. >T. ex fence hopper turned mare owner >>3207 Cool story, anon.
>>3207 hope you get kicked in the head and die
>>3207 This thread took a turn. The only way I even kept it up was convincing management you wouldn't do shit. I was wrong. This got illegal fast.
>>3225 He has no proof. I still say he's bluffing.
>>3207 Post proof of your deeds, oh you fiendish being. May Allah inflict eternal pain upon you.
All these faggots wishing death on someone for fence hopping and talking about farmers shooting trespassers makes me think I need to bring my 9mm and go fence hopping just to kill some crazy fuck farmer assholes.
>>3168 Sounds like your idiot russian uncle needs to get his shit wrecked. Typical russian trash.
>Dude breaks in >Starts trying to rape your harem of mares Yeah, these farmers are pretty justified in their actions.
I am willing to shoot everyone who touches my partner ngl
>>3168 >before calling the police >one of the teenagers died in the hospital from a tramautic brain injury. Did he tell you that story in prison cell (while ravaging your virgin asshole)? If one of the men died it's 10 years sentence minimum, and most judges would give from 15 to life.
>>3416 In Russia?
In Russian law, killing a home invader is legal
Farmers protecting their horses because they’re afraid another man’s gonna fuck em better than they ever could.
>>3225 >illegal But somehow the act of commenting about it on a horsefucking forum is perfectly legal lmao. But hey, it could've been much worse. What if he smoked a blunt before that? Or he posted it on his pirated Windows machine? Or he bought a, may Allah forbid me for these words, a kinder egg?
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>>3794 >But hey, it could've been much worse. What if he smoked a blunt before that? Or he posted it on his pirated Windows machine? Or he bought a, may Allah forbid me for these words, a kinder egg? Kek!
>>3794 I still say he won't do shit.
>>3421 It literally isn't. Even if you're protecting your own fucking life you can't deliberately kill them.
>>3804 Lol what a fag country.
Of course these are just tips, you take your safety and possibility of legal recourse into your own hands. I do not either recommend or discourage fence-hopping either way. That said, here is some actual advice. 1. Be aware of the area. Are there any houses? Is there a lot of covering vegetation, a place you can have some privacy? What is the level of activity on a weeknight? Is there an escape route or several handy, in case someone comes round? A separate paddock you can take your mare to keep the other horses from bothering you? Answer these questions for yourself first. 2. Build a rapport with your intended lover. Can you modify your routine in a way that would have you idly walking past the area? Every horse has a break-in period of varying lengths of time/amount of interaction with unfamiliar people. If you happen upon the horse's owner, try to go to work for them, tell them you love horses and are in need of some extra money. Some might have a few small tasks they would be happy to put you to around the paddocks and this will allow you plenty of time to get to know the animals on the up and up. Feed them little treats such as diced apple and beetroot. If you go that route, have a little pride in your work and do a good job. Maybe you are asked to come back for more work. And like that you're in! 3. Do some prep work before you go in for the deed. Bring treats, such as a couple cans of oats, diced apple, sugar cubes, mix it all together and bring it with you. If your intended wears a bridle pretty much all the time, a length of stout rope with a karabiner at either end to keep them from wandering off will serve. But be cautious! If they can't run then they will fight! More on that in a bit. Don't bring a car. Too limited. Too identifiable Restrict yourself to what you can bring in a small backpack and ride a bike. There aren't all lot of places a bike can't go and they're easy enough to hide, too. A change of clothes if you suspect you've been spotted. By the way, addendum to #2, look for cameras. They are usually under a roof or awning if there are any at all. If they're there, or if the owner has a sign from a home security company in their yard, just say NO. 4. Alright so you're packed and ready for your grand adventure, let's talk vigilance and personal safety. You know that feeling before sex where you're hyper focused and aware, almost as if there's an electrical charge about you and you're giddy with energy? This can be good and bad. Be aware to the surrounds at the moment, look for any sign of trouble. Better to abandon your plans than have to explain this to a judge. (I have abandoned many such encounters, and consequently, have never had to explain them to a judge.) If the coast is clear, here are some steps to take before you begin. First, walk on hard ground if you can, ground that doesn't leave too much of a track. Find a bucket for your intended's treat (Do NOT feed a horse too much oats-this is strictly a once every two weeks or so deal) or attach your rope to the bridle and find a good post or something to secure to. Remember where you got the bucket and put it, and the item you will be standing on, back exactly as you found it when you are done. During the deed, keep a weather eye on things about you, and look for signs of frustration from your horse. They're not subtle, just quick. Start by stroking the horse's rump.if this is going over well, work inward. Horses like foreplay too. Touch it's anus or vagina gently. If they begin to pull away, you may have a recalcitrant horse and should not attempt. If they seem comfortable, slowly begin to insert a finger. Remember to stand off to the side as you do, and not directly behind. This is the point where a horse will tell you very directly that this is not going to happen. If the tail curls upward, keep building to the moment. If their rump dips and haunches bunch up, back away now. If they use their tail to seal off access to their anus or vagina, do not try to force the issue. This horse clearly doesn't want what you're selling. If, however, you get the tail lift (or even the lift and curl!) this is a sign that the horse either wants or expects to be mounted, stroke it for a few minutes before making your attempt. Again, keep an eye out for signs of frustration. Even small horses and ponies are still massive animals and are well equal to the task of fucking you up royal if you piss them off. Dipping hindquarters, tensing muscles, snorting and whinnying, attempting to get away from you, a horse will tell you everything you need to know about their temperament if you pay attention. NEVER attempt to remount a frustrated horse. Try to finish before the horse becomes frustrated or finishes it's treat. Generally not a problem. Remember to leave everything as you found it. If it doesn't look the way the owner remembered on the previous day, they might be inclined to pay more attention. TL;DR No, go back and read. Again I am only offering advice here, I am not encouraging or discouraging you hop a fence and fuck a horse, I assume if your choice is made then there's very little said here that will deter you anyway. Just try to be safe and respect the animal. Source: personal experience and general horse-sense.
lets talk about the fact with this day and age cheep security systems are every were. i have 4 camera's just in my barn and all will do 4K and above. to be honest i keep hoping to find some one in my barn.,
>>8704 Just drop the location and I'll be there in a heartbeat
>>8704 What would you do if you found such a person in your barn?
>>8704 Can we tag team a mare ? I can bring cold beer too!
fence hopping is just not good circumstances, you can't really do anything in a satisfying or ethical way
>>8704 This is why I'll unplug the wifi before I try anything while petsitting.
>>3207 NICE, great work anon, next time film it and post it here don't listen to these moralfagging niggers, they're just jealous of your massive balls
So anons I'm a first time fence hopper and I got difficult choices. One farm I found is packed with cows sleeping outside near a industrial park, the other option is a small farm in the middle of the woods, goats and sheep to love. Any advise on how to proceed? Should I even wear a mask? Walk instead of driving to the spot? What I should know?
>>9456 Farm 1: you get killed by the cows Farm 2: you get shot Pick your poison, get a life niggas and don't fence hop
>>9460 Edgy boi OwO I've already surveyed both places. The later is empty at night and no one sleeps there. Problem is how close to the road night be. And cows discarded already... It's industry area and Rentacop always strolling around the place
>>9469 Even if there are no humans in the vicinity the anon above you is right to an extent, you don’t know any of the animals. They aren't sex toys but breathing and thinking animals who will kill you if they don’t like you Hell in my town some girl got his ribs broken by a donkey because she tried to give it a handjob


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