image unrelated OK story time. I'm currently walking back from a failed attempt to have some fun with some horses. There's a few paddocks in my area and I've been considering hopping a fence into one for years but decided tonight was the night. The last week or so I've been taking glances at the different paddocks looking to see which would be the best fit and this one has a route you can take right past it without ever going near civilisation except for the stables themselves. The others are surrounded by CCTV so probably not a good idea (although none of this is). So I dress in all black dudes baggy clothing, pack a torch, toilet paper and water, turn my phone off and get going. After the best part of an hour going a slightly wrong route (not using a phone to guide me after all) I find the paddocks. I can see two mares about 10m away from me, although it's pitch black. I get a not closer and see a big fence with a no trespassing sign on it so decide I'll try the other side. That and it was completely overgrown. The other side is a large gate also with a sign, but right past it are the mares. I stand and watch them for a bit, hoping one might approach me and I could give it a pat at least. After a while of them not noticing me I see a more human-sized gate and think about walking into their paddock. Just the moment before I go in, I take one last look around and see, hidden in a bush, a CCTV camera. This is the point I decide it's not worth it and start heading home. I was fully prepared, unbranded everything in case I lose something and they take it to the police and all sorts of OTT precautions like that, just for it to end up as a 2 hour midnight walk.