SHITAKU'S AT IT AGAIN: >Kotaku Writer Targets YouTuber’s Wife, Game Dev Calls for More https://archive.is/MQCr5 This probably should be in the OP going forward for a bit. If you have any suggestions on how to structure the "Ongoing Discussions" portion of the OP. talk about it. Had to remove some older entries to make room.

>>367995 God i hate kotaku

>>367995 I don't even give a shit about Kotaku anymore so much as this game dev.

POO AND PEE

>>367998 >CommodoreStool

>>367996 Good thing, they only have like 5 people left anyway.

Archive of previous bread https://archive.fo/SnIXi

Nooo now people will buy the sony game and change their reviews to positive.

Pingas

>>368006 Culo

>>368007 >>368006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKQ2VzwHy5Q

>>368007 おっぱい

>>368005 >implying I was going to play a knock off EDF clone that's always online, has microtransactions, and an intrusive rootkit spun as an anticheat THAT IS OWNED BY SOYNY

>>368010 Good. Shitposts and memes were pretty great though.

What is it with this weird defense/excuses of localisation? I keep seeing posts like >>967056 and I'm wondering where these types are coming from, reminds me of how KF users type and act.

>>368012 Have you forgotten about the existence of shills anon? They are aware of this place just like any other. There is also the chance that its just an autistic fanboy, but when they basically act like a shill there's no practical difference anyways between them (besides the fact that fanboys pay for the "privilege" of acting like a shill rather than being paid for it)

>>368013 >shills i was about to mention that there are some that do it for free, but then i realized that there is a subset of those for which shilling is a fetish

>>368013 >>368014 Shilling is when an anon defends something I don't like.

>>368015 >Shilling is when anon wants for other people to eat shit and enjoy it. FTFY

>>368014 >but then i realized that there is a subset of those for which shilling is a fetish This isn't a thing and you can't convince me otherwise. I REFUSE that shilling has become fetishisied.

Actually, looking at the most recent post in the Switch 2 thread, it might be AI shilling. AI used for marketing through user interaction often has a strange, stilted overly direct way of asking questions of users like a survey and making obvious statements of fact that amount to trivia off a website, plus the whole "congratulating someone directly" for providing information. Look at this shit: >>967077 >What were your highlights in the Game Boy and DS line ups? >If you mean Elite Beat Agents, do you know about Osu Tatakae Ouendan 1 and 2 by iNiS, who made EBA? They are Japanese games from the same series as EBA. >Thank you for presenting this to us. It is an impressive retelling of what distinguishes the game from its predecessor. What new addition in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom did people like most? >It has gotten very bad, but won't be fixed by continually feeding the Switch-hating troll. Perhaps write conversation-starters for Switch owners to engage instead. The "Thank you for presenting this to us" was so out of touch for any anonymous imageboard that I thought it was sarcasm at first because nobody talks like that on these kinds of places, but it was actually serious. Let alone the whole >us, we, etc. thing that it seems to be unaware of.

>>368006 Pony

>>368018 I didn't realize it but a lot of those posts use a lot of phrases you see when talking to an AI or someone using a script they have to sort of loosely follow. Why the fuck would a marketer even bother taking a sample here. You would think halfchan would be all the analytics they would need.

>>966907 The tall lady reminds me of a bit of Izumi Curtis from FMA. >>368018 Reads like a corporate email, I don't get why anyone would shill first-party consoles to this place considering we're insulated from most of the internet and the unknown to most. >>368019 >No sound. Why?

>>368021 >No sound. >Why? Works on my machine

>>368017 I'd be surprised if there wasn't a shilling gajinka or r34 of a sexualised shilling concept.

>>368021 Fuck you for making me click on that. >squishy noises right away

>>368022 >>368024 I'm running Librewolf so chances are I'm missing something.

>>368025 I regret clicking on it. Consider your sample size doubled. Sound does not work on Librewolf for me either, but in this case I think its more of a feature, not a bug.

Magic: The Gathering And Warhammer Artist Paul Scott Canavan Says He Wants To “Track Down” And String Up Loved Ones Of People He Disagrees With https://archive.ph/SDal0

>>368028 It's WotC. They won't do that. They will just send the Pinkertons after their loved ones.

>>368027 This meme's already a staple template for cunny enthusiasts and it hasn't even been a month. Granted most internet "memes" I.E. Most normal nigger shit hardly last a few weeks anyway.

>>368027 >asrm

>>368028 Isn't he the tumblr-tier artist?

>>368028 >He's the guy doing the most generic A.I tier art possible I knew it as soon as I saw him, he wish he had an ass air of the creative talent of Adrian Smith and Mark Gibbons.

Before shitposting ITT, consider helping out here: >>965245

>>368035 >WITH MY BEAR HANDS

>>368037 That's what I use right before I'm about to play some TF2.

>>368038 >he doesn't crack a bear between rounds

>>368039 >picking the bear instead of the man Didn’t know this place had women

>>368020 >Why the fuck would a marketer even bother taking a sample here. You would think halfchan would be all the analytics they would need. My guess, it costs them pennies at most to do and they might make several hundred back.

>>368041 >implying anyone here buys games

>>368040 Picking the bear is the better choice because it means the man isn't stuck with her bullshit and is just chilling at home while she dies in the forest, probably killed by the bear. She can just go there with the bear and not come back if she hates me for existing, the fucking bitch.

>>368040 >bear hand made this post

>>368042 I've seen a few buyfags, defenders of the rusted pipes

>>368040 My man!

place your bets on how much longer kotaku has to live

>>368047 Isn't this the 4th time that they've died?

>>368048 nobody's around to bail them out this time

>>368049 Brand is a fucking Return of the Living Dead zombie. Hopefully you're right

>>368048 Is ai spam considered alive?

>>368046 Best endings are either House or Independent. The taxpayers and the fruity skirt boys can fuck right off.

>>368051 it's "alive" as long as it continues to exist

>>368051 Depends on if you consider AI alive.

>>368054 those are some tall dwarves

>>368043 After a night with a woman, that bear would give the man a fuckin bear hug for the shit he deals with.

>>368052 Yeah but cool cowboy and ww2 aesthethics though.

>>368054 How can someone consider AI to be alive when most people aren’t even alive?

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>368059 Go home Jaden. Niggers aren't welcome here.

Fugg the jig is up.

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The Democrat Activists have arrived.

>>967201 I only call niggers spades.

>>368060 How does the bear know what $\text{niggers}$ is??

>>368065 That bear's a nigger bear, should be a polar bear.

>>368065 >that color how?

Nobody tell the newfriend.

Google deleting inactive YouTube accounts and videos https://archive.ph/yILJJ Users reported files missing on Google Drive without explanation and before the specified date: https://archive.ph/SENIe For those wanting to preserve content, contribute towards Operation Download & Conquer by (re)uploading content to other sites: >>>/t/5546 Also, remember to watch and find content on other video on demand platforms.

>>368069 Remember to kill yourself.

>>368070 Shoo shoo bot

>>368071 >bot No, i just hate obnoxious autists unable to read.

>>368019 Pones you say?

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>>368069 You're a schizo for still posting this when they walked it back, but I hope they delete all youtube accounts instead.

Alyssa Mercante has been fired from Kotaku

>>368076 They've deleted plenty of google document files just glancing at the non warez gayming sites like trannyrun.com

>>368078 Levi Winslow and two others

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>>368042 I buy games. But none of these companies, for the past eight years, have released their games in a format that I'm willing to buy them in. So all the games that I do buy are for consoles even older than I am. >>967189 >>Nolifer trolling a Switch thread for >20hr comes here to poison the well Dear Lord, how asshurt do you have to be drag this issue across three separate threads?

>>368076 >You're a schizo for still posting this when they walked it back, but I hope they delete all youtube accounts instead. He posted an article, proof they walked it back?

Does anyone have the webm of a guy jumping out of a lake to disrobe an elf nun?

>>368083 Do I really need to present evidence like a debate hall when a simple search brings up dozens of articles? archive.is/pcj9S

>>368078 Saw this Grummz tweet when browsing KotakuInAction.

>>368085 >Do I really need to present evidence like a debate Yes, when they're "updated" blog post: https://archive.is/fELoY Made in response to this tweet: https://archive.is/wPYqX Says: <Additionally, we do not have plans to delete accounts with YouTube videos at this time. So, they will be deleting JewTube videos, have ever intention to, and just never specified when that date will be (Just "not" on December of 2023). That's not to mention that they have already been deleting Jewtube accounts and videos for years. <Here's one such video. If you want it's original URL: https://youtu.be/watch?v=4mGTs98

>>368087 Good, I hope they do.

>>368019 >>368073 >>368089 Don't open

>>368086 Lmao

Could you guys verify if this "AI" search engine is legit in delivering good results: https://exa.ai/search So far, it seems to have passed with providing me exactly I'm looking for when typing in "controversial" stuff, including lolicon content.

>>368090 >don’t open Too bad I didn’t realize it means it’d be wasting my time

>>368094 There's no image search, but I found out what I had been trying to find for the last hour [with no luck] using other search engines. Trying to find the names of plants/flowers that you don't know the names of from image searches. Always seem to have every other plant but not the one you are looking for.

>>368097 saw it weeks ago on kohlchan, good stuff as long as you dont take it seriously

>>368099 >expecting anything different from the website designed around "teaching" normalfags about memes

>>368096 Reminds me of someone on the fediverse who would register new hybrids into the public registry and gets wet over denying to be a long term supplier of them to shops, giving them away to neighbors during that season instead.

>>368086 >browsing KotakuInAction place is fucking horrible, went back after 7 years and immediately got into some argument with some fat fedora who pretends to be a novelist who uniornically believes the 1st Amendment should be rescinded, left after that, Reddit just needs to be nuked

How could I almost forget. Happy Piccolo Day everyone >>368086 The image doesn't say that Alyssa specifically got fired though

>>368094 >verify if this "AI" search engine is legit in delivering good results It's not. https://archive.ph/rHyqk

>>368100 The user base is still shit as always infested with Twitter/Tumblr-level retards but even more so than four years ago. Even the older faggots that used to be somewhat decent became full-on faggots, literally especially since some of them became trannies years ago.

>>368104 Right at the bottom of the page, it links to Arthur Butz. However, it looks like you also have to specifically have to ask for evidence or it's going to default to the media narrative: https://archive.ph/ht1qB

>>368105 It doesn’t help that the tranny discord mods (who also moderate the site) are incredible ban-happy against any users that are slightly right wing but keep users like on pic 1 related festering the site no matter how many infractions they commit. Btw this year the site added a word filter to image titles and tags for swears or for words like loli and cunny

>>368099 >having an eye for irony and satire is important when understanding the importance of comedy and memes, but gross loli fan art is gross loli fan art at the end of the day. An individual of truly exceptional intellect. >>368103 Happy Piiccolo Day, anons.

>>368107 >Btw this year the site added a word filter to image titles and tags for swears or for words like loli and cunny I have the shittest luck when it comes to former communities I used to occupy and lurk turning into shitpiles with the user changing into insufferable dipshits that get offended over Benin things even if the subject could be mildly edgy.

>>967308 nigger

>>368111 Do. Not. Feed. (((LCP))).

>>368107 This explains why I'm seeing twitter tranny memes on the site that arn't relevant and never will be for more than a week.

>>967330 Confirms a long-standing theory of mine that Didney Japan offered its "no censorship" policy as an "embrace-extend-extinguish" strategy. Bleach's censorship was a canary in the coal mine. <blah blah blah "more considerate" Except the studios...don't have to? You can aim for multiple demographics or a specific one but you don't have to exclude either. The West is dying on its hill of "appease all demographics." The East does not need to follow. Hell, Akogarete last season was the breakout hit. If more "general demographic" material is going to be pushed then push the general demographic material that already exists, but don't preclude material that targets specific audiences.

>>967330 This news calls for some pantsu.

Japanese video site Niconico loses ability to pay with Visa cards https://archive.ph/GJkmj https://nitter.poast.org/Daiz42/status/1788641723599474818

>>967330 > "Now, Japanese animation is entering a golden age.”

>>967330 >Now, Japanese animation is entering a golden age. >golden age. Hmm... That's a funny way to say "gilded age".

>>967331 This calls for learning how to draw and creating your own waifu. In other words, taking back the means of production

>>368121 >spoilered text Like that hungry santa?

Disney is barely involved in the anime industry. Pretty sure they can't boss everyone around even if they would love to. Even after licensing stuff, they pretty much don't market it in the USA because they are terrified of being associated with anime here. Add that to the fact their stock is tanking becuase their streaming service is a big fat failure.

>>368123 Didn't they dig Fireball out from the vault to give it a dub like a decade late?

>You lived long enough to see the AAA industry collapse onto itself How does it feel lads?

>>967330 >Disney executive Opinion discard

>>368029 Do you got more star trek videos?

>>368128 >>368129 Based Star Trek enjoyer

>>368125 Great.

>>368125 I want to see Nintendo collapse faster

>>368125 Hopeful. The destruction of the current AAA scene was needed, but I pray that it learned from their mistakes and return as something greater.

>>368133 Doubt it, investors and companies don't learn. Just like everything, it's a cycle of prosperity and rot.

>>368132 Nintendo's sales are ATH, Nintendo in a bloodstained sweater will be the last man standing.

>>368125 People mad that Abiotic Factor is made in unreal engine 5 but has half-life 1 graphics is far more amusing.

>>368086 Alyssa is NOT part of the 4 that got fired

>>368137 Who is, besides Levi Winslow?

>>368138 no fucking idea

>>367995 I'll take care of it.

>>368140 Oh hi, Mark.

>>368118 Deciding to dump the blog post into DeepL, they're referring to it as a "Temporary Suspension". In fact, they're going so far as to essentially give their premium members using Visa a "free ride" until this is resolved (And then you pay the compounded amount for however long this takes to resolve). For anyone wanting to know why this is important, NicoNico is essentially Japanese JewTube. However unlike JewTube, NicoNico limits regular users to having 50 videos uploaded to their account at any one time. If you want to upload more, you need a premium account which can be achieved by (1) having enough premium/verified users subscribed to your account OR (2) paying ￥500 per month.

>>966686 Is this is a bot?

>>368127 Window of Opportunity is top shelf kino.

>>368027 >ASRM Isn't it ASMR? Audio Sensory Meridian Repsonse?

>>368027 >>368031 >>368145 I fixed it.

>>368135 I know they are, but i don't think its by themselves Sony and Microsoft fucked up so bad they are reaping their groups, i do think they might get the biggest fall of the 3, it just take a little bit

>>368075 >Murcielago Did any other fan translations pick up after the original team quit over an official translation being picked up? Some subject matter is too spicy and I doubt it would be translated faithfully by an official translation.

>>368027 >>368146 i completely missed that but now i want a gf that has ARMs

>>368099 >The original creator "flirts" with explicit content sexualizing the child gf Nigger knows nothing. He makes it himself. (((KYM))) is a joke.

>>368149 >Not gf that has wild ARMs

>>368150 In under two years, KYM will be issuing an apology to the creator for their past bigotry once pedophilia is removed from the DSM VI and child rapists are granted Title IX protection.

>>368127 >>368128 >>368129 I've taken a few clips with VLC but they may be a bit out of sync with the audio. I have to convert them a second time to get them closer to correct. Don't know all the ones I did it for or not.

>>368029 >>368127 >>368128 >>368129 >>368153 >>368154 I miss /strek/...

>>368155 Shame the series died and I'm not playing sto, I refuse to fly around in a setting where Wesley is Emperor of the Terran Empire.

https://archive.is/sTAu7 https://nitter.poast.org/Polished_Games/status/1787683612227228145 https://nitter.poast.org/mgs2master2/status/1787901120549110154 https://archive.is/gvMCz https://yewtu.be/watch?v=S279kmMsUa0 So apparently at least part of the reason why Mercante went to SmashJT's wife was because she felt disturbed threatened by a video featuring her getting targeted and killed/executed in a VR game which JT retweeted/platformed/supported and so she took it personally ala the threats made towards Grummz and the jokes people made about putting a bounty on him. Thoughts? The guy behind the VR video comes off as a cartoonish parody imo, like that troll who "threatened" John Flynt AKA Brianna Wu. Jace Connor I think was his name. >>368140 I'm sure you will like pic related

>>368159 Thought I had included this in my earlier post here. Fuck I'm tired I haven't slept at all last night

>>368158 >that nft skit That was funny

>>967461 >>967462 Sir. Please go back to your /fur/ containment thread.

>>368136 That's because the specs are completely fucking ridiculous. And from what I saw I personally also hate a lot of the more colorful wacky shit that there's in it.

>>368163 >That's because the specs are completely fucking ridiculous. That's because it's using Unreal 5. Of course the spec requirements will be ridiculous because almost every general game engine over the past decade has been nothing but constant bloat.

>>368164 What's ridiculous about a 960? Hell, even I can play that game and my CPU is 15 years old and my GPU is 10 years old.

>>368165 Anon, the recommended settings are an RTX 2060 and an 11th Gen CPU

>>368166 I'm going by their claimed minimum. I don't give a shit about recommended and never have. 20 FPS has always been fine for me if it's a game I really want to play not saying this one is; just in general.

>>368167 >20 FPS has always been fine for me Then you're retarded, first thing I do is wait until that shit is polished or I have better hardware. I had motion sickness with that shit, there's no excuse nowadays, especially not on a PC. I can barely play SAGE engine C&C games because of the 30FPS lock.

>>368168 >NO! >you're NOT allowed to have personal preferences! >you MUST do as I command otherwise you are ONTOLOGICALLY INCORRECT! Guess you've never played an N64 game.

>>368168 I see you, bitch.

>>368169 >Personal preference >Objectively worse experience due to input lag and variable framerates which are better perceived when low Nah, you getting a worse experience, either you like it or not I don't give a shit, that's a fact. >Guess you've never played an N64 game. I played a big chunk of Mario 64 from kiosks all over restaurants and electronic stores. The frame rate was terrible I owned a PS1 The 3D games ran terribly Some of the PS2 multiplats with motion blur almost made me puke at times and even made the game harder for me. I used to take a day to beat Max Payne 2, I take like 6 hours now. I recently finished Terminator Defiance, which due to shit optimization by ruskies with an engine running on sticks and spit ran like absolute ass no matter what system specs you had, at some point I think I had single digit Framerates. I loved that game, but that shit was unplayable, they patched it now and it runs like a dream. So you're full of shit anon, pure and simple

>>368171 >you're full of shit because you're okay with something I'm not I really don't think you know what the words you're using even mean.

>>368172 All that slowdown has fucked up your vision anon, you can't even read anymore.

>>368171 >webm Dogshit webm. That, or console cucks are retarded enough to deal with both low framerates and those kinds of input delays. Typically the 'test' I do on character movement in the typical third person game is spinning their ass around. Spamming WASDWASDWASDWASD in Spiderman (I pirated it. The web swinging was dogshit and I'm not sure what the journos were on about.) produces a respectable spin. In combat there is no noticeable delay. Considering in the webm I see a stark contrast of almost a full half second of delay I'm willing to believe it was consolefaggotry at play. >framerate I don't care to really read the discussion because all games should run at 60 fps or better on the average 800 dollar PC with settings higher than their console counterpart and I will not negotiate with faggots. Condolences to your mother if you disagree, or fantastic/based/etc if you agree, whatever works I didn't read your post.

>>368174 That first pic doesn't make any sense. Helmets cover your head, not a multitude of sins.

>>368175 >can't read filenames >can't read posts Learn to read you fucking spic

>>368177 >pic Stupid fucking chin, why did you post that image anyways? Dumbfuck post, didn't read.

>>368167 >I'm going by their claimed minimum https://archive.ph/wpZ2l#selection-3641.0-3641.19 >Windows 10 >Dual-core CPU at 1.2 GHz >8 GB of RAM >900 MHz GPU with 2 GB <For a game that looks like it could have released on the Dreamcast, which has: https://segaretro.org/Sega_Dreamcast <Windows CE <Single core CPU running at 200 MHz <26 MB of RAM <100 MHz GPU with 8 MB Just for reference the original Xbox (That was so powerful that it got Doom 3 and Half-Life 2) was: https://infogalactic.com/info/Xbox_(console) <Windows NT <Single core CPU running at 733 MHz <64 MB of RAM <233 MHz GPU with 64 MB Why do people accept this?

>>368180 >Why do people accept this? 1. I don't care; that wasn't my point at all. 2. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. No one will ever be forced to write tight code ever again, so this shit is going to keep ballooning forever.

>>368182 You're crying tears of joy, right anon?

>>368183 Maybe he's crying because it didn't have to be this way.

>>368185 Corporations are greedy to the point of mental retardation, so yes, one way or another, it had to be this way.

>>368185 He might just be happy it's over.

>>368171 >The 3D games ran terribly False, unless You played obscure shitty chink games >Some of the PS2 multiplats with motion blur almost made me puke at times and even made the game harder for me. This is the kind of shit i read from actual retards or people with problems for Even breathing and shit like that >Terminator defiance How well does it run with only 8 gigs actually 6 of RAM? System Shock ran kinda bad in My machine, but the audio being absolutely fucked because it didn't run at 60fps turned me off >>368175 >Considering in the webm I see a stark contrast of almost a full half second of delay I'm willing to believe it was consolefaggotry at play. played it on console, probably that retard had his controller fucked up >>368180 >Why do people accept this? 1) Retards have too much Money for their own good 2) Retards think that 99999+ people = good game in less time, while that isn't the case, but they still put the standard of other industries and business in the same spot as tech and vidya business 3) Nobody actually cares because, for the moment, there isn't a fucked up gen of processors/cards like in yore... At least until China/West Taiwan fucks the World up with a war against Not-China/East Taiwan, and retards have to start again with optimization and such 4) Like Comics and Cartoons, the actual nerds who knew how it was done, are retired and didn't even care about passing their knowledge to the next generations, or had just muh sekrit KLUB like the creator of Sonic, and fucked people over coding shit. And companies didn't even understand the importance of archiving their codes and shit, because lmao shit's old, throw it in the trash. 5) India, Pakistan, SEApes, Chinks

>>368116 Guessing it was niggerpill because it's gone now. Nevertheless, never forget what they seek to destroy and possible memoryhole.

>>368028 Watch them memoryhole this.

>>368185 Its because i still have 12 free tow miles still left on my AAA membership.

>>368188 >The 3D games ran terribly on PS1 <False Stopped reading, you're a fucking idiot Silent Hill and Twisted Metal prove you wrong immediately.

>>368192 >Twisted Metal runs terribly Yes, false. There are also four sequels on PS1, and a few similar games by the same devs, that all work well. Not to mention tons of other classics. But go ahead and tell me Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon run terribly.

>>368188 >>368193 Clearly you people have never played shadowman on PS1

>>368193 >Mentioms the sequels because he knows 1 runs like absolute ass Disingenuous lying rat, we're done here.

Rejoice

>>368196 >stocks >one months >no archive smells like newfag in here

>>368196 >>368197 A ten dollar loss over 2-3 days isn't insignificant, but then again stocks go up and down all the time.

>>368197 Here. https://archive.is/cGuDT

>>368192 >>368193 >>368194 >>368195 Hey did you guys know that the PS1 had games running at 60 FPS? Like the 3D shmup Omega Boost, the 6DoF FPS Forsaken, and racing games like Ridge Racer Turbo.

>>368196 https://archive.ph/4FG5N

>>368199 Exploitable.

>>368200 Those were exceedingly rare but they did exist. Even some 2D stuff chugged on the PS1 due to poor optimization. Performance in that console was a roll of the dice, but more often than not it chugged due to early 3D tech.

Frame rate fag is a retard.

>>368196 Don't worry.

>>368202 Bit late there, champ.

>>368205 Fucking "Not found (?)" Archive from nitter page

>>368206 ... No.

>>368205 >game is set in Japan >not available in Japan wut?

>>368209 They'll probably be sold a different version like helldivers 2.

>>368209 >>368207

Acid! NOOOOOOOoooooooo~!

>>368215 Live by the blade, die by the blade.

>>368207 I keep getting these eerrors when trying to archive twiiter shit its annoying as fuck >>368209 Sony hates japan so..

>>368204 Which one?

>>368207 >Nitter is still working Hasn't it been well over a month? I thought all instances were supposed to be broken by now and the only way to few replies on shitter was through having an account? Did Musk walk back that retardation?

>>368219 >few view*

>>368220 looks like the gun shop guy

>>368219 You can set up a nitter instance if you use your own account. It is also possible to buy a few servers and make several nitter instances, which is what I think the guy from did https://nitter.poast.org/ but now you need to have faith that he won't do anything malicious with any data he can trace.

>>368220 I like the sidebar. >Scottsdale rapes >missing kid >suspect confession >teachers arrested >perfect storm As though he's responsible for all of this.

>>368223 Funny that people are funnelled into the cuckchan notsee nitter fork after the less competent forks broke.

>>368215 Americans can't understand another countries culture, a superior culture at that, and simply shoot at it. Fucking racists!

>>368217 Did you try adding fx to twitter, like fxtwitter.com? It helps when embedding on discuck.

>>368224 its a quest log

>>368228 Dude's clearing all the sidequests.

>>368229 ye

>>368229 >>368228 wew

>>368215 What was he trying to accomplish?

>>368232 He was honing his skills and summoning his samurai spirit.

>>368232 He wanted to prove that steel folded a hundred times can deflect bullets.

>>368232 Tha melee builds are viable.

>>368232 Doing what we can't do. Beat the fucking game. Shine on, you crazy lad.

>>368215 >I'm related to Dionysus

>>368236 Tomboy goose best girl.

>>368225 >cuckchan notsee nitter fork Which one is that?

>>368239 Poast is.

>>368240 I thought it was reddit, not cuckchan, considering he replied on that site.

>>368241 Same thing really.

>>368234 He wasn't skilled enough with the blade to truly cut through inferior baka gaijin technology.

>>368243 It didn't help that he was a descendant of Dionysus instead of Tokugawa. Should have learned to master a Xiphos or a Kopis, then he might have had a chance.

>>368244 Needs more Strategikon of Maurice and emphasis on heavy infantry with defense-in-depth tactics.

>>368244 Isn't Dionysus the god of wine or some shit? It would explain why he's a drunk attacking the cops with a katana.

>>368246 Wine, libation and orgies. Well, it certainly wouldn't be Apollo because he's the God of Boxing.

Seems like some admin from the discord channel from the Hue that was calling Sweety Baby out got hacked and they nuked their important servers. Aside of being a bad idea using discord, always try to have backup of your stuff

>>368248 >Aside of being a bad idea using discord for better or worse, nowadays is one of the only forms of getting massive interest and public

>>368215 He should have deflected the bullets with his sword

>>368215 This is amazing. Holy shit.

>>368246 >Isn't Dionysus the god of wine or some shit? Dionysius is also a given name in Greece, so maybe he meant some historical person. Who the fuck knows what he was referring to, the guy has high as a kite. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysius

>>368245 Also, considering his opponents were using projectile weapons, he should have used the mighty slingshot. Even with metal armor, a good slingshot practitioner will kill you from dozens of meters away, and not even archers could could withstand the onslaught of slingshots. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=lCZaDLQCPlY https://yewtu.be/watch?v=NmU5tWqmoR0

>>368244 >Xiphos Shit tier, Bacchus would be embarassed

>>368246 the god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre

>>368255 ah, close enough.

>>368215 >tfw you don't have the power of God and anime on your side

>>368146 You just reminded me of this classic.

>>368258 >Israel >Not jews So close...

>>368259 What’s wrong with Jews?

>>368149 Speaking of Wild ARMs and loli memes.

>>368260 I wonder who's behind this post...

>>368262 Jews rule!

>>368264 I LOVE JEWS!

>>368265 How did he get away with it?

>>368266 He's protected by top men.

>>368268 Good evening.

>>368215 This guy was just high on drugs, he was no Ninja.

>>368272 Anime's a hell of a drug, then.

>>368273 Could be both, but he'd have to be a fan of the classics. Hallucinogenics and slice of life moe just doesn't hit as hard as something like Akira or Demon City Shinjuku.

>>368274 Could be worse, he could've watched a hentai while on drugs.

>>368272 >allowing your enemy to escape >throwing a brick through a window >allowing to get caught by the gajin police

>>368278 10/10

Will this be when asians stop using apple devices after saying they won't date men without an iphone?

>>368259 Israel = jews, you fucking dumbass. There's zero distinction.

>>368278 good shit.

>>368268 benis

>>368268 Good evening.

>>368280 There’s a hundred reasons not to purchase an Apple brand product but imagine finally drawing the line at the behest of a superstitious belief of some slant-eyed, island people on the other side of the globe. It’s the first mentally intriguing Apple commercial since the iPod days and it summarizes the product in a visually appealing, conceptually succinct way: everything compressed into one device. The staging and camera work clearly has thought and effort put behind it and the selection of items was tactful and warm. I’m doubly surprised about the public detractions because everything destroyed in the press is considered “outdated” and thus also “racist” or “sexist” by association. I wonder how normalfags would react if it was funko pops and hood bling being smushed into one over nigger music. It would probably be “stunning and brave”. I have a feeling that people are hating the commercial because someone pressed the “corporation bad” button inside their brain and nothing else; they don’t really care. Or maybe they’re stupid enough to believe that the flute makes the music and not the man. Either way I’m not buying the tablet or anything else. Of course I’ve been baited into talking about it (by you, faggot) so the marketing team has won anyways as it took up space in my brain. Nigger.

Fresh Cakes! Straight from the oven.

>>368287 neato

>>368287 But anon, it's far too early to bake.

>>368289 Delicious baking.

poo in the loo eceleb dropped a video on Keffals, mentioned the grooming shit towards the end.

>>368292 An anti-white progressive marxist devouring an anti-traditional transsexual communist.

https://archive.is/VlVBE Half a day old and none of you brought up how the Deidetected Discord server was hacked? He's just recovering everything now

>>368292 >Subscribed >>368294 Well someone did >>368248, it's just >discord

>>368285 People are only talking about it anywhere because of the optics of trying to sell something using the image of the bleak hammer of corpofaggotry crushing the things they like out of existence to replace it with another nondescript black product. Don't overthink it.

>>368277 Why this shit switched aspect raidou before the end?

>>368291 Algorithmic image generation is getting insane.

>>368280 >>368285 >>368296 Wait, this is a NEW commercial? Also, Apple isn't the first one to do a commercial of this type.

>>368299 Yeah it came out 4 days ago.

>>368299 I'm guessing it's just people getting annoyed at AI ruining creativity and Apple monopolizing "human" art. Never mind that the answer is to not buy their junk, something that people on this board already understand all too well.

>>368296 >the bleak hammer of corpofaggotry crushing the things they like out of existence to replace it with another nondescript black product That’s literally overthinking it.

>>368280 The only problem with the commercial is its depiction of destruction rather than compression. Instead of evoking, "Wow, you can do ALL that within just a tiny iPad?" It evokes, "Wow, the traditional way of doing all these things has been destroyed BY the new paradigm of the iPad." Take the Pokémon commercial, even. It's for children, and so while it definitely shows the literal destruction of a bus and the obvious implication that anyone inside would be turned to paste, it doesn't actually depict that. It just comically shows the compression of the bus into a GameBoy. This effectively portrays the "Wow, you get ALL those monsters within a tiny game?" message.

>>368300 But I feel like Apple, or some other company, has done this EXACT commercial before. I just pulled up the Pokemon comercial as an example.

>>368304 Yes, LG did it in 2008. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcUAQ2i5Tfo