RAW 25th anniversary (warm up SHOW thread) 25 years… 25 years with this piece of raw shit! While WWE prepare to bore entertain us with the "muh nostalgia" more and more black clouds appear on the horizont. Will it be shit? Are we ready to laugh our ass off? You tell! - So far 35 returning super stars and legends like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Undertaker, D-Generation X, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, The Dudley Boyz, Ric Flair, The Outsiders, The Bella Twins, The New Age Outlaws, Ron Simmons, JBL and more… - They wouldn't be there for sure: Hulk Hogan, Big Daddy Cool NEW SHIT: Raw 25 preview, Jan. 22, 2018: The past and present converge tonight The celebration is Raw tonight when TV’s longest-running weekly episodic show commemorates its 25th anniversary with returning WWE Legends like The Undertaker and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Superstars from both Team Red and SmackDown LIVE, an Intercontinental Championship Match pitting Roman Reigns against The Miz and much more. Don’t miss any of the action as Raw emanates from the Barclays Center and its original home, the Manhattan Center, at 8/7 C on USA Network. And be sure to tune in to the Raw 25 Pre-Show, streaming live at 7 p.m. ET on WWE Network, WWE.com, the WWE App, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube! >Roman Reigns defends the Intercontinental Championship against The Miz Live under the bright lights of Raw 25, The Miz seeks to reclaim the Intercontinental Championship he lost to Roman Reigns last year. The Big Dog goes into this title rematch with serious momentum, having defeated both members of The Miztourage in a Handicap Match this past Monday on Raw despite The A-Lister’s attempted intervention. Can Reigns honor his family’s unmatched sports-entertainment legacy during the 25th Anniversary of Raw, or will Miz become an eight-time bearer of WWE’s workhorse championship? >WWE Legends take over Monday Night Raw “Oh, hell yeah!”

SmackDown LIVE preview, Jan. 23, 2018: Will The “Yep!” Movement be silenced before Royal Rumble? Last week on SmackDown LIVE, a very confident AJ Styles vowed to put an end to Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn’s “Yep!” Movement at the Royal Rumble event, when he defends his WWE Championship against them in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match. However, will the two friends have anything else to say as they try to get under The Phenomenal One’s skin before this Sunday’s showdown in Philadelphia? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network. >Will the “Yep!” Movement be out in full force? Last week on SmackDown LIVE, a very confident AJ Styles vowed to put an end to Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn’s “Yep!” Movement at the Royal Rumble event, when he defends his WWE Championship against them in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match. However, the duo Styles dubbed “Kami” have never been ones to let a confident opponent deter them from causing chaos. With days left before this monumental championship showdown in Philadelphia, will Owens & Zayn have anything else to say as they try to get under The Phenomenal One’s? Will General Manager Daniel Bryan or Commissioner Shane McMahon be able to keep them in line? >New U.S. Champion Roode teams with New Day to battle Mahal & Rusev Day Last Tuesday, Bobby Roode won two matches in one night, defeating Mojo Rawley and Jinder Mahal to become the new United States Champion. There’s be no rest for the new titleholder, though he will have some backup in action this week. Roode teams up with The New Day to face the trio of Mahal & Rusev Day. The Modern Day Maharaja is surely looking for vengeance following his loss to The Glorious One, while Rusev & Aiden English haven’t forgotten about their past run-ins with Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston & Big E. Which trio will reign supreme? >Naomi looks for payback against riottt Squad’s Liv Morgan Naomi, SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair & Becky Lynch joined forces to take on The riottt Squad in Six-Woman Tag Team action last week on SmackDown LIVE. In a chaotic battle, jewby riottt clocked Naomi with a kick to the face from outside the ring, setting her up for a devastating maneuver from Liv Morgan that gave The riottt Squad the victory. This week, Naomi will be out for payback when she faces Morgan in singles competition. However, wherever there’s one riottt Squad member, the other two usually aren’t far behind. Can Naomi make Morgan feel the glow, or will the former SmackDown Women’s Champion be subjected to another painful night?

PWInsider: "PAIGE DONE AS IN-RING PERFORMER FOR WWE" Paige Forced To End Her WWE In-Ring Career After Latest Injury! Link: https: //www.pwinsider.com/article/114747/paige-done-as-inring-performer-for-wwe-.html?p=1 #Feel free to laugh thread# P.S.: Sorry for the shitty thread…

It's a couple days till the first live show but better early than late. This tour has a good little lineup of matches with the big attractions being rush joining LIJ for tag matches, a couple of CMLL titles on the line the first two nights, and a quick 4 team tag tournament the last 2 nights. However the biggest event to me is obviously the HIRAI KAWATO EXCURSION FAREWELL MATCH Which is going to be bittersweet as all hell, but definitely something to watch. START TIMES >Jan 19th at 1:30 pst/3:30 cst/ 4:30 est >Jan 21st at 1:30 pst/3:30 cst/4:30 est >Jan 22nd at 1:30 pst/3:30 cst/4:30 est with option for spanish commentary

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Explain this faggotry? It's obvious to me that The Beta Cucks are the gay community.

SmackDown LIVE preview, Jan. 16, 2018: Who will advance to the U.S. Title Tournament Final? The United States Championship picture will become a little clearer this Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE when Team Blue plays host to two thrilling semifinal matchups in the tournament to crown a new titleholder. Xavier Woods will face Jinder Mahal, and Bobby Roode will square off against Mojo Rawley for the right to advance to the tournament finals next Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE. Who will move one step closer to the star-spangled title? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, this Tuesday at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Xavier Woods and Jinder Mahal clash in United States Title Tournament Semifinal The United States Championship Tournament continues this Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE with the Semifinal Round, and the first matchup will see The New Day’s Xavier Woods taking on former WWE Champion Jinder Mahal. Woods’ impressive showing in the first round against Aiden English has many bolieving he can knock Mahal out of the running, but The Modern Day Maharaja had words of warning for The New Day’s resident trombonist last week:'''' Who will move on to the tournament finals? >1/3 of a tag team going for singles title for no logical reason >vs the poo who deserves no title >Bobby Roode battles Mojo Rawley in United States Title Tournament Semifinal The second semifinal battle will see Bobby Roode clash with Mojo Rawley. Roode made it to this point by defeating former United States Champion Baron Corbin, while Rawley pummeled his former Hype Bros partner Zack Ryder to cement his spot in the semifinals. The two Superstars came face to face last Tuesday when The Glorious One confronted Mojo after his victory over Ryder. However, rather than engage Roode, Rawley chose to leave the ring. What will happen when these two rising Superstars collide with a championship opportunity hanging in the balance? >haich jr >vs "I won the Andre the Giant memorial then got dropped to jobber status" <Charlotte Flair, Naomi & Becky Lynch take on The riottt Squad

Why he is so sad?

WWE Raw preview, Jan. 15, 2018: The Empress of Tomorrow takes on The Irresistible Force After Nia Jax brutally ambushed her this past Monday night, Asuka will have a chance at redemption against the juggernaut, live on Raw. Can The Empress of Tomorrow keep her undefeated streak alive going into the first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match? <Nia Jax is ready for Asuka After Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss tried to spark rumors of Asuka talking trash behind Nia Jax’s back, Jax lashed out at The Empress of Tomorrow, sending a message to all of the Superstars competing in the historic first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match on Sunday, Jan. 28. '''' Per Raw General Manager Kurt Angle, Asuka will take on The Irresistible Force one-on-one. These Superstars crossed paths in NXT over the NXT Women’s Championship, but as history and a championship opportunity hang in the balance, this will be their most hard-hitting encounter yet. >How will Roman Reigns repay The Miz and The Miztourage? The Miz returned to Raw last week with singular goal: to reclaim the Intercontinental Championship he lost to Roman Reigns in November. '''' After The [Cena reaction] and Raw Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Jason Jordan lost a six-man tag bout to The Bálor Club this past Monday — thanks in no small part to Jordan’s impulsive nature — Reigns succumbed to a 3-on-1 assault by The Miz and The Miztourage that was punctuated with a brazen mockery of The Shield’s Triple Powerbomb. '''' Reigns will defend his title against The A-Lister in a rematch on Raw 25 on Jan. 22, but based on The Big Dog’s tweet, Miz and his co-stars are in for an altogether different kind of blockbuster tonight. '''' Roman Reigns✔ @WWERomanReigns Miz will get his rematch for the #ICTitle at #Raw25….only if he makes it out of #Raw next week. #WitnessMe

We're back with issue #4, which is really #5 but welcome to comic books. The hack/crash/whatever killed the old thread so here's a fresh one. To recap, this is the story of Seth Rollins turning heel, getting the title, hurting his knee with a dozen montages an issue while Hunter got more and more annoyed at Seth for not doing what he said and being weak. Last issue New Day broke into Seth's apartment and gave him a bunch of VHS tapes while stealing his food, inspiring Seth to new heights as everything gets sillier and sillier.

Let's talk about puroresu, be it NJPW, AJPW, Joshi or whatever.

WWE Raw preview, Jan. 8, 2018: The Miz returns to reclaim his red carpet Much to the delight of The Miztourage, The Miz is returning to Raw, live in Memphis. As Team Red prepares for the Royal Rumble event on Jan. 28, what might The A-Lister have in store? >The Miz is ready for his close-up In The Miz’s absence, The Miztourage has walked with Elias. On Monday night, however, Curtis Axel & Bo Dallas return to the side of The A-Lister as the “must-see” Superstar re-enters the Team Red spotlight so they can continue to be buried undeservedly. Will Miz set his sights on the Intercontinental Championship he lost to Roman Reigns, or will his attention shift to the Royal Rumble Match itself, where he could earn a Universal Championship opportunity on The Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania 34? When his hand goes up, our mouths might actually go shut on Monday night, as the entire WWE Universe is anxious to hear what he has to say. >Who will be next to challenge Roman Reigns? In a match where a disqualification would have cost him his Intercontinental Championship, Roman Reigns bullshitted the nigh-unstoppable Samoa Joe on Monday night, seeming to prove his dominance over The Samoan Submission Specialist once and for all. The Big Dog is a fighting champion, though, and we don’t expect the bearer of Team Red’s workhorse title to rest on his laurels. Who will step up to “The Guy” in Memphis? >Will Team Red’s titans wreak havoc once again? Universal Champion Brock Lesnar incurred the wrath of Kane this past Monday night, and the resulting brawl between the two goliaths required nearly the entire Raw locker room to restore the peace in the totally exciting not wasted at all 3 minute spot.

This isn't a prediction, it's a spoiler!!! On that note, I rewrote the lyrics to "I Will Win" by Ron Wasserman who did music for the Power Rangers TV Show, which accurately describes Roman's win at the Royal Rumble. >I'm gonna win >I'm gonna win >I know they boo >I know their hate >I know their feel >Well I live rent free >Inside their heads, is all I ever have to say, >I know their signs >So I am right and I am real, >I know exactly how they feel >I will win >I won't stop until I beat them