SmackDown LIVE preview, July 31, 2018: Jeff Hardy returns to confront Randy Orton Two weeks ago, Jeff Hardy was on the receiving end of a gruesome attack at the hands of Randy Orton, as The Viper tried to tear his ear open. Tonight on SmackDown LIVE, The Charismatic Enigma returns to begin his quest for payback on WWE's Apex Predator. Don't miss a second of SmackDown LIVE, tonight, at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Jeff Hardy returns to confront Randy Orton Jeff Hardy was on the receiving end of a vicious attack at the hands of Randy Orton two weeks ago, as The Viper ripped at Hardy's ear, trying to rip it open in front of the WWE Universe. Orton explained last week that he intends to write The Charismatic Enigma's final chapter in WWE, and may get the chance to try and do that sooner than expected, as Jeff Hardy is returning to confront The Apex Predator tonight. What will happen if Hardy gets his hands on Orton? >Lana and Zelina Vega go one-on-one After coming to blows during last Tuesday’s battle between Rusev and Andrade “Cien” Almas, the war of words between Lana and Zelina Vega continued on social media over the weekend. SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige announced on Monday that this newfound rivalry would be taken off the internet and into the squared circle. Who will walk out victorious? >The Usos clash with The Bar in SummerSlam Tag Team Title Tournament Last week, The New Day moved one step closer to a SmackDown Tag Team Title opportunity against The Bludgeon Brothers at SummerSlam with a win over SAnitY. The next hurdle will be a match against the winners of this week’s tournament battle, a showdown between The Usos and The Bar. Jimmy & Jey Uso are looking to once again put the rest of Team Blue on lockdown and win a fourth SmackDown Tag Team Title, while Sheamus & Cesaro are looking to establish themselves as a force to be reckoned with on the blue brand after jumping to Tuesday nights in this year’s Superstar Shake-up. Which duo will advance to face The New Day for the right to challenge Harper & Rowan at SummerSlam? Will Sheamus remove the PEDO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK pin from his stupid jacket? >Is Samoa Joe on his way to becoming WWE Champion?

McMahon Audible: LOCKED because duplicate and booleyfag was too slow, but not DELETED so we can laugh at him haha August 1st Warning Edition Jeff Hardy returns to confront Randy Orton >Jeff Hardy was on the receiving end of a vicious attack at the hands of Randy Orton two weeks ago, as The Viper ripped at Hardy's ear, trying to rip it open in front of the WWE Universe. >Orton explained last week that he intends to write The Charismatic Enigma's final chapter in WWE, and may get the chance to try and do that sooner than expected, as Jeff Hardy is returning to confront The Apex Predator tonight. >What will happen if Hardy gets his hands on Orton? Lana and Zelina Vega go one-on-one >After coming to blows during last Tuesday’s battle between Rusev and Andrade “Cien” Almas, the war of words between Lana and Zelina Vega continued on social media over the weekend. >Vega took the first swipe on Saturday: https://twitter.com/Zelina_VegaWWE/status/1023329768215904256 >The Ravishing Russian responded one day later: https://twitter.com/LanaWWE/status/1023770453595369473 >SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige announced on Monday that this newfound rivalry would be taken off the internet and into the squared circle. Who will walk out victorious?

Former wrestlers Nikolai Volkoff, Brickhouse Brown, and Grandmaster Sexay Brian Christopher Lawler all died today from various causes suicide for Lawler. Once again more than one wrestler passes in a short time period, which begs the question: WHO'S NEXT?!

Step 1: Choose to align yourself with a group of wrestlers (the Kliq) who get preferential treatment from the wrestling promoter (Vince McMahon) because the leader of that group (Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince McMahon). Step 2: Carry the bags of every other person in that group (most specially HBK, Hall and Nash) to show your complete and utter subordinanation to that group of wrestlers who have preferential treatment because their leader (Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince MchMahon). Roadblock: Uh oh, your plan just encountered a road block. Your chosen group of wrestlers has lot power due to career ending (at the time) injuries, defections to rival promotions and the rising popularity of workers (Stone Cold, Rock, etc.) outside your group. What do you do? Step 3: Simple! Shift tactics. Start dating and fucking the promoter's uggo daughter (Stephanie McMahon). Most wrestlers can get the best tail available, but that tail won't get you permanent job security. No one likes this annoying ugly bitch, but pretend you do and marry her. You will never have sex with another attractive woman, but your long term career is now guaranteed. Congratulations, you have now taken over a wrestling promotion!

Take a BREAK from being NJPW marks and come watch some fucking Impact. Boner Soldier will be there. TESSA SHOULD BE CHALLENGING FOR THE WOMENS TITLE REEEE

Someone is getting emasculated Edition Stephanie McMahon to make historic announcement on Monday Night Raw >As announced via Twitter, Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon is coming to Raw tonight to deliver a historic announcement. >What monumental news awaits the WWE Universe? Find out at 8/7 C on USA Network. SPOILER It's gonna be womens tag team titles That Bailey and Sasha will win, because that storyline can never end Reigns-Lashley II >Thanks to some hardline negotiating from Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar is penciled in for a Universal Title defense at SummerSlam. His challenger will be Roman Reigns or Bobby Lashley, each of whom won a Triple Threat to separate from a pack of other worthy contenders. With a Universal Title opportunity once more within reach, Reigns could finally turn the corner and book another dance with The Beast Incarnate. To do so, he’ll have to get past a Superstar who convincingly had his number in their last one-on-one encounter at WWE Extreme Rules. It’s anybody’s game here, folks B-lete >Even The B-Team seemed somewhat surprised that their winning ways continued when they completed their Cinderella run to the Raw Tag Team Titles, but the honeymoon could be over in a hurry now that “Woken” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt have called in their rematch clause. Dallas & Axel have good reason to be worried: They won the titles largely off a concentrated attack on Hardy and a game plan that kept Wyatt from swinging the contest. With a week’s preparation, The DELETErs of Worlds could successfully hit reset and send The B-Team back to square one. All you need is love >Sasha Banks finally gave Bayley an explanation for her recent actions on Monday, and while it may have been the talk The Huggable One needed, it probably wasn’t the one she expected: The Boss told Bayley that her recent animosity stems from her love of her best friend’s giving spirit and emotional vulnerability. Of course, she also told Booley that Banks wouldn’t allow anybody to beat Bayley up besides The Boss herself. Perhaps this confession has finally taken that option off the table. Perhaps not.

Summerslam buildup Edition Who will challenge WWE Champion AJ Styles at SummerSlam? >After WWE Champion AJ Styles defeated Rusev at WWE Extreme Rules to retain his title, SmackDown General Manager Paige revealed that she will name The Phenomenal’ One’s SummerSlam opponent on SmackDown LIVE tonight. >Which blue brand Superstar will step into the spotlight to challenge arguably the greatest competitor working today at The Biggest Event of the Summer? Will Becky Lynch earn a SmackDown Women's Title Match at SummerSlam? >After Becky Lynch continued her winning streak with another impressive victory last week on SmackDown LIVE against Mandy Rose, The Irish Lass Kicker made an impassioned post-show warning that Straight Fire is coming after the SmackDown Women’s Championship. >General Manager Paige was definitely listening, as she declared that Lynch will square off against The Princess of Staten Island this week. If Becky losses, Paige will throw the titleholder the Mellabration of all Mellabrations. But if Becky emerges victorious, she will earn a SmackDown Women's Title opportunity at SummerSlam! Paige reveals tonight's First Round SmackDown Tag Team Title Tournament Match: The New Day vs. SAnitY >SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige took to Twitter on Saturday evening to announce that over the next three weeks, four of the blue brand's best tag teams will battle it out in a tournament to see who will earn the opportunity to challenge The Bludgeon Brothers for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles at SummerSlam. https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/1020794734930026497 >On Sunday, Paige announced the teams that will compete in the tournament, announcing The New Day, SAnitY, The Usos and The Bar will battle it out to determine who will face off against The Bludgeon Brothers for the titles at SummerSlam. https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/1021099041659195392 >Then, from the airport, en route to SmackDown LIVE, Paige revealed that tonight's First Round tournament match will pit The New Day against SAnitY! >Keep with WWE.com and WWE's social channels for all the latest on this exciting development. And don't miss SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network.

Mike L. Jackson >triggers Jim Cornette >Dancing skills are equal to his impressive Athleticism >can do a moonwalk DDT >Can do a Rick Flairs tiger wooo! AJ style + MJ tag team when?

IT'S SUMMER TIME SO IT'S G1 TIME BOYS HELL FUCKING YEAH! I hope all of you are ready to kill your sleep schedule and cancel your late night plans cause we got a STACKED tourney this year. and who even knows who is making it to the finals. Let's stop BSing it's schedule time NJPW PRESENTS G1 CLIMAX 28 BE A SURVIVOR all the times are in japan time sorry A BLOCK – Saturday, July 14 – Tokyo – Ota General Gymnasium (Opening Day)– 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Minoru Suzuki Togi Makabe vs. YOSHI-HASHI Michael Elgin vs. EVIL Kazuchika Okada vs. Jay White Bad Luck Fale vs. Hangman Page B BLOCK – Sunday, July 15 – Tokyo – Ota General Gymnasium – 15:00 Juice Robinson vs. Tama Tonga Hirooki Goto vs. SANADA Tomohiro Ishii vs. Toru Yano

>You’ll will never go to a highly Educated university

How do you feel about the fact that Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels sucked each other's dicks and fucked each other in the ass?

WWE just announced after a three-year suspension, Hulk Hogan has been reinstated into the WWE Hall of Fame. Below is WWE's full announcement: "After a three-year suspension, Hulk Hogan has been reinstated into the WWE Hall of Fame. This second chance follows Hogan's numerous public apologies and volunteering to work with young people, where he is helping them learn from his mistake. These efforts led to a recent induction into the Boys & Girls Clubs of America Alumni Hall of Fame." It's been well documented WWE has been keeping a close eye on the reactions to Hulk Hogan's recent appearances at events like the Boys & Girls Club HOF and the Andre the GiantDocumentary Premiere to see how he's been received. Hogan hasn't appeared for WWE since being fired by the company in 2015 shortly before a tape containing him making racist remarks was made public. Hogan, who was upset with his daughter Brooke dating a black man, used the n-word several times in the tape and said, "I guess we're all a little racist." Last month in an interview with Chris Van Vliet, Hogan said talks with joining up with WWE were moving along. "Things are moving in that direction quite quickly," Hogan said. "It's all about execution and timing and the right place and the right time, but things are good." http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0715/642771/wwe-announces-hulk-hogan-is-reinstated-into-wwe-hall-of-fame/ >Hogan returns when?

>New contract for Brock that will allow him to fight in both UFC and WWE >Bork is staying >Universal title will be defended once in a blue moon again >Another fucking year of building up Poochie vs Bork >Another fucking year of talent being fed up to Ramen >Another fucking year of Brock doing fuck-all >Another fucking year of pretending [LOUD BOOING] is over with the crowd https://www.sbnation.com/2018/4/9/17217226/brock-lesnar-re-signs-wwe-ufc-wrestlemania FUCK THIS COMPANY

Matt Osborne as Heel Doink the clown Doink the clown will always be my favorite childhood wrestler.

I wonder who could be behind this post? >>>/b/8165139