Falls. Count. Anywhere >Braun Strowman has bested Bobby Lashley in an Arm Wrestling Match, a one-on-one battle at WWE Super ShowDown and, this past Monday night, a Tug of War. However, it was The All Mighty who was standing tall after that most recent test of strength, pulling the tugging rope across the eyes of The Monster Among Men to temporarily blind the goliath, then driving him into the ringside barricade. >Strowman will have a chance for retribution against the bitter Lashley when they meet in a Falls Count Anywhere Match on Raw in Dallas. Will Lashley continue to “get these hands” as these titans battle all over the arena in a bout where pinfalls or submissions can occur anywhere? Or will The All Mighty use this chaotic stipulation to finally cut The Monster Among Men down to size? >Whatever happens, you won’t want to miss any of the hard-hitting havoc. The New Day and The Viking Raiders to throw down in tag team action >The Wild Card rule is about to deliver for the WWE Universe yet again! >The New Day will collide with The Viking Raiders in tag team action for the first time ever this Monday night on Raw. Which two members of The New Day will square off against the gargantuan unit of Erik & Ivar in what is easily the biggest opportunity of their tenure on Raw thus far? >Find out when the massive match goes down this Monday night on Raw. How will Baron Corbin & Lacey Evans exploit Seth Rollins’ “kryptonite”? >After their Winners Take All Mixed Tag Team Match against Universal Champion Seth Rollins and Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold was made official for WWE Extreme Rules, Lacey Evans told Baron Corbin that “even Superman has his kryptonite,” and that The Beastslayer’s one weakness is The Man herself. >How will The Sassy Southern Belle and The Lone Wolf work to ensure they leave Philadelphia with both titles on Sunday, July 14, and how will Rollins and Lynch respond? The Big Dog and The Deadman unite >It was an alliance that no one saw coming (especially not Roman Reigns), but The Undertaker returned this past Monday night on Raw to help The Big Dog repel a two-on-one beatdown at the hands of Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre. The unexpected assist led to a blockbuster WWE Extreme Rules announcement that Reigns and The Deadman will join forces against “The Best in the World” and The Scottish Psychopath in Philadelphia. >What fallout from this shocking team-up will we witness this Monday on Raw? Is AJ Styles in line for a U.S. Title opportunity? >In his first match back from injury, AJ Styles lived up to his “Never Rest, Never Rust” T-shirt slogan, bringing the fight to new United States Champion Ricochet in a blockbuster Raw main event that sealed a victory for The Phenomenal One. >Ricochet has been on a tear lately, dazzling the WWE Universe and dazing opponents as he continues to fine-tune his spectacular aerial offense, but the veteran Styles proved in their match why he’s lauded as one of the most competitive Superstars in WWE today. With that victory, will Styles soon battle Ricochet once more, this time with the star-spangled title on the line?

ALL SCHEDULES ARE ON THE PIC Hopefully I did it right this time.

The shows over, the performers have all left the stage. You're sitting in the back row eating stale pop corn as the janitor sweeps up the puke and jizz stains at this point. Why not go watch something more interesting?

Democratic Primaries 2020 cosplay? I just came across this bit they did in 2008 where they parodied Obama/Clinton from the primaries. Any chance WWE might do this for the 2020 ones? Would be interesting to do a mass costume event for the 20 people who got to debate (10 per night) before they get eliminated for the next round.

Taking a page from another board, this thread is about chronicling and discussing stupid shit current and former wrestlers have to say about politics and probably a little shitflinging. Politicsfagging will still be fine as it comes up in other threads but this is a thread for CONCENTRATED AUTISM.

shirt reveal? I remember I think sometime during the attitude era something involving DX and someone wearing their shirt underneath some other shirt and by removing the one shirt they showed their true allegiance to another group. Can anyone find the video of that? Seeing this YT comment made me remember this but I can't seem to turn it up. Is there a name for the trope? I feel like I've seen it done many times in wrestling, probably as a tribute to the first time, but the details are blurry.

Cute English girl takes on Japanese and Southern man Edition > What is sure to be a heated WWE Championship Match at WWE Money in the Bank will be made official tonight. >SmackDown Live General Manager Paige took to social media over the weekend to announce that she will be hosting a contract signing for the Last Man Standing Match between AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura. >There is no telling what will happen when The Phenomenal One and The King of Strong Style are in the same room, as they brawled wildly the last time they shared the ring. What will happen between these bitter rivals as Paige presides over their contract signing? Charlotte Flair and Betchy Glynch to square off > Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch will put their friendship to the test tonight, when they do battle on SmackDown LIVE. >The match was born out of some playful banter between the two pals, as each discussed why they would be the one to win the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match. SmackDown General Manager Paige happened to be watching the exchange, and she declared it was “tea time” for the two Superstars before making the match official. >Who will earn a monumental victory heading into the career-changing Ladder Match? Naomi & Jimmy Uso to face Lana & Aiden English in Mixed Tag Team action > After their Dance-Off ended in a chaotic brawl, Naomi and Lana will be on opposite sides of a Mixed Tag Team Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Naomi will team with her husband, Jimmy Uso, while Lana will join forces with Aiden English. >A social media exchange between the two women, who are taking part in the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match, led to the Dance-Off. After their initial routines, the two seemed to have respect for each other, taking part in a tandem dance. However, The Ravishing Russian took advantage of the situation by dropping Naomi with a neckBREAKer and slapping Uso in the face. That set off a huge melee that ended with Naomi and The Usos standing tall in the ring. >Which tandem will reign supreme in this Mixed Tag Team showdown?

June 9th 3 AM EST, 2 AM CST, 1 AM MST, 12 AM PST Matches Jon Moxley vs Shota Umino Satoshi Kojima vs Shingo Takagi Yoshi Hashi and Jushin Thunder Liger vs Minoru Suzuki and Zack Sabre Jr. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, and Ryusuke Taguchi vs Jay White, Chase Owens, and Taiji Ishimori NEVER OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Tomohiro Ishii vs Taichi(c) IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) vs Sanada and Evil

We should have a thread for discussing moments when announcers and commentators calling the matches say dumb shit that makes no sense. I'll get the ball rolling for this one. Jeff Cobb is doing a stalled inverted hold before suplexing a guy (classic move, to disorient them so they aren't prepared to take the suplex) and announcer asks Cobb's upcoming opponent ROH Champ Matt Taven if he's prepared for that. Taven makes a logical response: he trains on an inversion table for long periods, so this doesn't bother him. Announcer then says "I don't think an inversion table is any match for a man with this strength" Segway made no sense: Cobb isn't wrestling an inversion table, Cobb isn't lifting an inversion table. It's merely a training device used to get used to a stressful position. This would be like if you asked a wrestler "could you lift this guy off your chest with your arms? He weighs 300 pounds!" and you respond "I bench a 400 pound barbell" and announcer says "I DONT THINK A BARBELL IS A MATCH FOR A MAN OF THIS STRENGTH" This guy should be retired, get some ex-wrestlers to replace him, they tend to call matches much better and deserve the spot more.

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Heyman announces Lesnar will cash in on Rollins this Monday >After Brock Lesnar learned about the one-year clause in the Money in the Bank contract, the question on everyone’s mind was when The Beast would make his move. Now, Paul Heyman has put the matter to rest: It’s happening this week, and it’s happening against Universal Champion Seth Rollins. >Following the McMahon family’s opening of an executive review to determine Lesnar’s punishment for “disrespecting” the Money in the Bank contract, Paul Heyman went on the offensive, declaring that his client would take a proactive rather than reactive strategy and would cash in on Rollins this Monday. https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/1134535304390545411 >There is still some suspense at play here. Heyman did not specify when The Beast would be cashing in, only that it would occur between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. ET, "at a time of [Lesnar's] choosing." Still, that doesn't mean the title is Brock's for the taking. Rollins is one of the only men to crack the code of defeating Lesnar, and with the champion at least having some specifics to work with, his chances of a repeat are higher than Heyman and Lesnar are likely willing to admit. Not dead yet >WWE Super ShowDown will play host to a first-ever battle between The Undertaker and Goldberg, but both Superstars have been conspicuously absent since the match was announced. That’s fixing to change this Monday when The Last Outlaw rears his head on Raw just days before the bout. What he’s going to say is anybody’s guess, but tuning in will be essential to anybody wondering what’s on The Phenom’s mind … and, of course, whether he ends up having some unannounced company … Roman Reigns to team with The Usos to battle Drew McIntyre & The Revival >Roman Reigns’ rivalry with Drew McIntyre has fumed ever since WrestleMania 35, while The Usos and The Revival are just getting started. This Monday night on Raw, the two grudges will collide in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that pits Reigns and his twin cousins against McIntyre and the cocky “Top Guys,” who are already one-up on The Usos following a victory two weeks ago. Which team will walk out of Raw with bragging rights? These colors don’t run >Last week’s Raw brought with it the grim news that the injured Rey Mysterio will be forced to surrender the United States Championship, as a separated shoulder will prevent him from defending it. Samoa Joe, understandably, is licking his chops and for a very specific reason: The Samoan Submission Machine has already announced he’ll be waiting for Mysterio’s abdication to take back what he bolieves is rightfully his following a controversial loss at WWE Money in the Bank. Ladies first >Lacey Evans cast aside her partnership of convenience with Charlotte Flair on SmackDown LIVE when she got into a post-match brawl with The Queen, though that could end up being a bit of a double-edged sword for The Sassy Southern Belle. On one hand, now she has Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold all to herself and as good of an opportunity as she’ll ever have to relieve The Man of her last remaining title. On the other hand, Evans now has no backup against The Irish Lass Kicker, and with Lynch having formed something of an alliance with Nikki Cross, that could leave Lacey down a man — so to speak — as she makes her move. Time will tell if her strategy pays off or if Evans has made a grave tactical error.

Today is the day for a PPV that almost everyone forgot was even happening. Starts at 7 PM ET. Card: >Universal Champion Seth Rollins vs. Baron Corbin >WWE Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler (Steel Cage Match) <Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold vs. Lacey Evans <SmackDown Women’s Champion Booley vs. Alexa Bliss >Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre >United States Champion Samoa Joe vs. Ricochet >SmackDown Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan vs. Heavy Machinery >Big E & Xavier Woods vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tony Nese vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Drew Gulak (Triple Threat Match)

ITT: wrestlers that don't deserve it so bad

Link to the vid : https://youtu.be/gkpzuUYBs08