>>125
>smug/monster/
Hopeless romantic, closet furry, dreamer, femdom fetishist, these and more have been used to describe anons inhabiting the board of /monster/. Either loved or hated, no one can deny /monster/ was one of the more prolific boards in the production of OC, when not engaged in academic discussion (mental gymnastics) on why wanting to fuck the horse half of a centaur doesn't make you a zoophile. Due to your devotion to the idea of monogamy and reproductive sex, the Lord has seen fit to grant you your greatest desire, your waifu. She can be any monstergirl you wish and will love you unconditionally, she'll even be able to have kids so you can raise the family you always dreamed of. Gain one Waifu for free, even if she isn't visibly a monster girl, she will become one upon choosing her
>smug/a/
Let the plebeian boards call you "rulecuck" and "bootlicker" all they wish. It's obvious they are simply jealous of your superior, orderly board, left unbenighted by shitposters and other assorted scum, you and your associates only post the best anime and manga, woe betide those who think otherwise. As a reward for your exquisite etiquette and taste, (Insert reward here) Watch out though, even in death, Hoi-Hoi is no less vigilant, in fact, she seems to have taken on a dreadful sentience of her own. (Unlocks Hoi-Hoi the Automaid in the Waifus and Companions section)
Also, Mark has to be a companion for those who pick moe/v/
"We usually don't let jews into the afterlife, but this was a special case."