>Be me
>Average boring guy living in New Mexico
>Boring life, work as a night stocker at a grocery store. Listen to soy convos, workplace drama, etc. Indulge in the soy myself. Always get the shit end of the stick in most situations, let people walk on be because I don't want to get in trouble for fighting back
>Not really mad about it. Just want to do my own thing in peace
>Decide to try my hand at getting a GF
>Know that no girl irl would even give me a chance, being a ticklefags
>Install FET
>Cringey userface but... it'll do.pdf.
>Mostly land whales and other virgins like me looking for a date
>Find her
>6/10 QT...I don't need a solid 10, as long as I don't have to put a bag on her head, I'm fine
>Start chatting
>She's... actually really cool. Likes games, cartoons, all the gay furfag shit I like too.
>Decide to meet
>ThisIsIt.GaryColeman
>Decide to meet at a local diner just outside of town.
>Start thinking I might just get ghosted or if she does show, she'll be a ham planet
>She actually shows
>Looks just like her pfp...sweet.
>Start eating, chatting...she's just as cool irl as she was online
>IsThisLove.WhiteSnake
>Decides we'll go a step further...start quietly talking about our fetish stuff (we took seats in the back for a reason).
>Decides we'll tickle fuck somewhere...private
>Get in car
>Drive out to New Mexico badlands
>JesseWeNeedToCook.Walter
>We start stripping
>She's a fucking DOM
>Immediately ties me up
>IDidn'tSignUpForThisShot.BadTouch
>Notice something
>Oh no
>God PLEASE
>She's a fucking He
>Small donger.pif
>And she's wearing her fursona's fursuit head
>FuckingFemboys.pdf
>Immediately starts teasing and tickling me, talking about how he's gonna tickle-lest me. Talking about how I deserve it because I'm a straight white male
>Laugh because I'm fucking beta ticklish, also have the most confused angry boner of my life
>Eventually it starts handing me
>Most shameful orgasm of my life
>All my life I've been gearing up against the femboys...everyone laughed at me, called me crazy...told me that the femboys wouldn't hurt a fly...called me homophobe
>I've now just been raped by a femboy catfish, starting to take selfies and post them to Twitter
>JustGottaGetOut.Queen
>He pulls out a dildo
>"Ready to get your privilege checked?~ uwu"
>He actually fucking said uwu
>Formulate a plan.winzip [Expand Post] >Pretend to be into it
>"Only if you're brave enough babe~"
>Wink at him
>I'm dying inside.
>"But first...hon...I really gotta pee...that sprite went through me
>Internally praying they're not one of those freaks into lees wetting themselves
>"Oh! Well...okay...lemme just untie you~
>ThereIsAGod.mp4
>Untied
>Go outside and pee
>Open the trunk
>Listening to him making TikToks
>He really does sound like a she
>Talking about how he owned a straight
>Talking about how all straights need to be owned by athiest femboy a sexual polynamourous chads like himself
>He's in full narcissism mode
>Look in trunk
>It's time...
>Tina...bring me the axe
>He's posting about how he'll destroy all straights
>It's time.
>Immediately bust through the window with my axe
>Hear him scream, meat noises, clear liquid and blood coating the axe
>Holy shit I just chomped into his spine
>Patrick Bateman engaged
>Open the door and start unconsciously chopping away at this fucker
>Every bit of rage I've ever felt, every time I let someone walk over me, every fucking slight
>It all came out
>Femboy screaming continues for a few more minutes
>He actually calls out for God...so much for being an atheist, amIrite?
>Screaming stops
>Sounds of meat chopping
>Redness fades
>Take out this mess of red meat and estrogen
>Doesn't even look human anymore
>Just dump it on the ground
>Take his phone
>Drive away
>I just...committed a murder...and it felt...good
>I'm not aroused, more...accomplished. Like when you actually win at something you've failed at for so long
>Dump his phone in a sewer in town
>Clean car at one of those "do it yourself" carwashes
>Don't delete FET
>I..wanna do it again
>Learn from the news that Femboy was apparently a repeat molester who was released every time cuz trans
>They fucking thought the cartel did it because he was a drug mule when he was 12 or some shit
>Debating on my next move...need to space these out and then not space them out, no patterns, no predictability
>Mfw femboy traps turned me into a serial killer
>Mfw I'm New Mexico FET's personal grim fucking reaper
Don't lie about who you are to "own the straights" faggots. You might just end up with an axe in your spine