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WWE Fastlane 2019 Boliever 03/10/2019 (Sun) 02:11:09 Id: c5651e No. 136236
WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Kevin Owens >At WWE Fastlane, Kevin Owens will replace Kofi Kingston against WWE Champion "The New" Daniel Bryan. Charlotte Flair vs. Stone Cold (If Becky wins, she gets added to Raw Women’s Title Match at WrestleMania) >Once again, The Man has come around, ready to defy the establishment when she battles longtime adversary Charlotte Flair with huge WrestleMania implications. The Shield vs. Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre & Bobby Lashley >The Shield will once again unite when they go to war against Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre & Bobby Lashley at WWE Fastlane this Sunday. SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon >At WWE Fastlane, SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos will battle “The Best Tag Team in the World,” The Miz & Shane McMahon. WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Sasha Banks & Booley vs. Nia Jax & Tamina SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka vs. Mandy Rose >The Golden Goddess will try to defeat Asuka once again at WWE Fastlane, this time with the SmackDown Women’s Championship on the line. Raw Tag Team Champions The Revival vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet vs. Chad Gable & Bobby Roode (Triple Threat Match) >At WWE Fastlane, The Revival will defend their Raw Tag Team Championships against Chad Gable & Bobby Roode and Aleister Black & Ricochet. Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade (Kickoff Match) >Rey Mysterio and Andrade will continue their epic rivalry during the WWE Fastlane Kickoff Big E & Xavier Woods vs Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev (Kickoff Match) >On WWE Fastlane Kickoff, Big E & Xavier Woods look to unleash the Power of Positivity on the imposing duo of Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev
>>136236 I've been out of the loop, but hey, it's almost time for RASSLEFEST so I'll do some predictions. >DBry vs. Kevin Owens Holy shit, Daniel Bryan is the WWE Champion, and he's a heel, and he actually has a hemp belt. Wish I'd seen this sooner. Seems pretty obvious DBry is retaining. >Charlotte vs. Becky I guess Ronda Rousey would show up to eliminate the competition, so Flair wins dirty. >The Shield vs. it doesn't matter Shield wins, Seff and cancer boy need to look strong. >The Usos vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon No clue, the fuck kind of team is Miz & Shane McMahon? >Sasha Banks & Booley vs. Nia Jax & Tamina idgaf, probably the faces >Asuka vs. Mandy Rose Mandy? There's a lot of women's matches on this card. >The Revival vs. Chad Gable & Bobby Roode vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet I'm going with Black & Ricochet because they were just called up and should have momentum maybe. >Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade Whoa there, Rey Mysterio vs. La Sombra is on a pre-show? Damn, probably Almas, hopefully anyone will be in the arena to see it. >2/3 of New Day vs. Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev The evil foreigners win.
Kickoff show if live
We are here and im beginning to regreat thinking that 2 okay Raw's could undo a lifetime of shitty ones.
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>>136423 I think this PPV could be good even if some of the outcomes might be predictable. PLANS CHANGE https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1104870169564737536
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>christian on preshow panel FUCK YES, GET THIS MAN ON TV MORE YOU FUCKS
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>when i was away i sat at home and watched raw and smackdown with my family >it was awful
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>ec3 finally speaks > Immediately gets cucked
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>>136428 yas queen
>>136428 >ballbusting cockblocker keeping EC3 from taking his shot <this will surely make women's wrestling popular
>WATCH ALONG with @PatMcAfeeShow as he gets candid reactions to #WWEFastlane LIVE from the likes of #TheNewDay, @AlexaBliss_WWE, @TheBethPhoenix, and many more! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1104879836126941190
>>136431 >it actually has the ppv stream on it wew
GREATEST HEEL TURN SHANE O BEST IN THE WORLD
>that slow mo replay Asuka kicked mandy's jaw off, jesus
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>>136433 >the old man showed the son a real heel turn
>>136435 What was Nakamura doing, though? Is the League of Nations getting a reboot?
>>136436 >What was Nakamura doing, though? Is the League of Nations getting a reboot? that would make sense and to strike while the iron is hot but 5 years minimum. Maybe on Sd?
>>136435 >kofi defeated with the "white noise"
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what did i miss when i went to go get some weed? yes i smoke weed and post on 8chan, those faggots on 420chan are insufferable
>>136440 You could have just said "what did i miss since [x] happened?" if you didn't want to get heat
>>136441 Yeah but he's an unsufferable faggot, it's his gimmick
>>136442 i thought my gimmick was going into a coma for 6 months at a time
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>>136443 >not realizing that's WWE's gimmick to work its fans
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>>136443 lucky
>>136445 so i guess nothing happened then. typical WWE.
>>136446 knowing when you left would help, but i'm sure they'll show recaps
>>136447 i missed the SD title match, they already showed the ending. i left right after the show started.
>Andrade kills it >Rey is slowing down hard >R Truth is forever locked in a comedy role >Joe looks strong but there is literally no reason for him to be US Champion wew
>>136449 Does there have to be a reason? I'm glad all 4 got some screentime on a ppv. It was an open challenge and joe showed up. Isn't that the angle?
>tag team title match >all 4 enter separately These teams suck. Put the straps on the IIconics or the riottttttttttt squad or something
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Fuck beth phoenix
Maximum damage control on commentary. Who dun goofed?
oh shit the show is on?
so wtf is happening on this show?
>>136456 Nothing. It's been a complete wash the whole show. no fucks are being given this entire show
>>136456 kofi getting btfo'ded
>>136458 >>136457 Sorry, I'm just here so this thread isn't extremely ded. I don't know how WWE is still alive. why are smarks so stupid to keep buying into this?
>>136459 I have hope i guess. wrapped in a thick warm blanket of nostalgia. maybe if Vince just dies it will get better.
>>136459 to laugh at it?
>>136460 I wasn't talking about you guys, you at least don't bitch about how you aren't gonna watch it again and then go back to watch it. >>136461 They bitch too much to continue watching this crap.
>>136456 Filler shit Joe andrade rey and truth had a great match though, and beth phoenix is unretired I guess. Dbry vs ko is now a triple threat with mustafa. Also roman is main eventing again
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>>136463 >beth phoenix is unretired wat?
>>136464 Yeah she is now wrestling in the HISTORIC WOMYN'S TAG TITLE PICTURE
Okay that match was fucking great. The storylines in wwe right now are shit but the in ring is fucking awesome
pretty damn good match actually
to think the crowd was booing everyone at the start of that match, dudes did a hell of a job to make it awesome
>>136463 that match was decent, did they move the announce desks up or something, seems like everyone is almost kiling themselves on them
>>136469 watching ko come inches away from dying after that springboard was cool
>>136467 >>136469 This and that us title match were damn good. Raw tag match was okay too. Everything with the womyn sucked so much though
>>136469 But yeah idk about the tables KO might just be a big guy
>>136472 between him and rowan yeah >>136471 Its true, the men's wrestling has served a purpose and mostly been entertaining to watch (a couple of off matches, mostly the preshow ). I literally have something running in the background for something to do when women are on .
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>>136472 do you feel in charge?
>>136470 >watching ko come inches away from dying after that springboard was cool that scared the shit out of me as a ko mark
Hopefully KO is in the match at mania, I don't hate kofi but I'd much rather see KO in the title match there.
Also this womyns shit is gay show is basically over unless you wanna see the BIG CANCER I thought the conspiracies about him faking the cancer were kind of gay but I'm kind of biying into them now
>>136477 Yeah this 3 way feud is overhyped shit. I'm hoping Roman turns heel after the main event but it'll probably just be him standing tall with the shield as the cameras go off. I fear Ambrose might even announce he's resigning.
>>136478 Roman's gonna keep dean in brother you just got worked by the [LOUD LEUKEMIA] OOOOHHHH AGHHHHHH
>rko OUTTA NOWHRTE >Aj jumps him So aj vs randy that's cool?
>>136479 THE BEEG DAWG BABY, YEZZIRRRRR
DUH BICK DAWWWW
MAIN EVENT BARON CORBIN
>>136483 BIG BREAKFAST BRIEFCASE BALD BANTER BOY BARON
>braun nowhere to be seen on the show They buried the fuck out of him holy shit
>don't mess with big boss man
>>136485 there is a lot of big name talent that didnt make this show (or didnt make it for more then 5 mins).
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what if roman fucking shooooooooooooooooooots brokther
Post the wrestler who's gonna be dicking down Renee after Dean leaves.
>>136490 Xavier
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>>136491 >man said after dean leaves
>>136492 He's still gonna keep doing it.
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https://twitter.com/CarmellaWWE/status/1104933071474839557 That was an ok main event but it felt like the ending to a RAW not a PPV.
>>136495 >sporty spice that sounds like a nickname a 5th grader would give themselves
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